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@Doug_Tilley

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I tweet econo. Cinema Smorgasbord ( @CinemaSmorg ) podcast. Protect trans lives. He/Him.

Lovely Peterborough, Ontario
Joined November 2008
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@Doug_Tilley
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7 years
Sorry I didn't follow you back, but your feed is shit. It's fucking shit.
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God damn, what a man.
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My thoughts on @KingJames breaking my record.
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God Mel Brooks.
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3 years
Wes Anderson rules because every time he announces a movie people go "ugh, is this one going to be wes anderson-y?" and he responds with "motherfucker, this is going to be the most wes anderson-y shit you've ever seen".
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This entire story is so wild () but this is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen.
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6 years
Orson Welles didn't start making films until his 40s, so don't think you're on anyone's schedule but your own. Just kidding he made Citizen Kane when he was 25. You're fucked.
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Man fakes his own death and then turns up to his funeral 'to teach family lessons about staying in touch'
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I swear that Tim Heidecker is, like, the one good comedian.
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5 years
Mystery solved!
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8 years
"The female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."
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The Mad Max world is fun because it proposes that if society collapsed everyone would become over the top performance artists complete with costumes, ridiculous names and mobile sound systems
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Not trying to tell you your business, Supes, but maybe speed up a teensy bit.
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4 months
Me whenever a split diopter shot shows up in a De Palma movie.
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7 years
Any Wonder Woman movie that doesn't recreate this panel isn't worth watching.
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6 years
I know we all talked about it at the time, but I'm still not over how they replaced all of the amazing practical FX in 2011's THE THING.
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2 months
I like a Yakuza movie title that gets right to the point.
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@sweenoman_bill Nah, this is funny.
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1 year
@Fathertoflowers He's an American rapist who faked his own death and is now pretending to be British. Badly.
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Begging the team behind KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON to release just, like, ONE other still. Just one. For the love of Christ.
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3 years
What the FUCK?
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2 years
Happy one year anniversary to my finest ever photoshop.
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Replace Obamacare with a giant GoFundMe that everyone pays into and is then distributed to people who get sick and.. wait a minute..
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"We know each other! He's a friend from work!"
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6 years
That American boy ain't right!
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@jessicawon57
Wild Child⚡️
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I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.
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florence pugh for vogue
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God bless Robin Williams, but you can kinda see why this movie bombed.
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@mikemovies
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Has any actor had three roles within five years that are as iconic as Han Solo, Indiana Jones, and Rick Deckard?
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I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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Cate Blanchett says "no one got paid anything to do" Peter Jackson's "Lords of the Rings" trilogy: "I basically got free sandwiches, and I got to keep my [elf] ears."
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Gotta tell you, folks, ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD still rips and the moral panic about its ending was just about the silliest discourse of 2019
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Tell me a story of when meeting your hero(es) lived up to expectations.
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I *may* have thought about this moment from HOT ROD during FURIOSA
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SEGA Otaku 📺🍹🏙
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Mornin'
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@Walters024 Read the fuckin' article, dope
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2 years
Those in his replies trying to get him to edit his bio like he gives a flying fuck what they think.
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4 years
That DETROITERS didn't get seven seasons is an indictment of the entire United States.
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3 years
You tell a director to tone down his vibe and you get Tim Burton post-2003. Nobody wants that.
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I mean, if there was anyone who would have special insight into the mind of a predator..
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3 years
"Good filing."
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5 years
Nice that China is getting an unedited version.
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‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ to be released in China – without any homosexual content
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@NotBobbyD @ashertheowl It's all explained in the link. Fuckhead.
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4 years
Replace all racist statues with these immaculate wax figures, please.
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4 months
I'm sure it's been posted, but I haven't seen one of my favorite Late Night clips: Conan and Mr. T go apple picking!
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My 14 year old student doesn't think she's "that good" of an artist. RT and show her how wrong she is.
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No snark for Schrader
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I don't know, guys. I'm starting to think Woody Allen might be a gross, weird old pedophile instead of the charming, hilarious pedophile we've always known him as.
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@vinnybutbetter All that *AND* no social media? Living the dream.
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Of all the things that have made life more difficult in recent years, I feel like the increasing price of groceries is what has gotten to me the most. It just feels like a resounding "fuck you" to people just trying to live their lives.
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@AlsikkanTV If he leaned into the right-wing grift he probably would have played at the RNC this year. There would be something almost admirable about him pushing back against his being labeled as ultra right if he didn't also suck in a bunch of other ways.
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@MichaelKuzmanov It's apparently quite a common sentiment (even - as he points out in the article - from teammates like Magic Johnson). A good 80% of the replies under his post are people trying to get under his skin.
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Oddly, this trailer was influential enough that it was referenced in this classic Simpsons bit.
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3 years
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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This might be the darkest gag in the entirety of MR. SHOW, and I laugh just thinking about it.
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What is your favorite Italian film?
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Night of the Creeps knows what's up.
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Live in a way that you're celebrated in the way that people are celebrating Scott Wampler right now.
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Nobody told me this movie had the opposite of the Antonio Banderas .gif.
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I have a week and a half to get the rest of the De Palma filmography watched, so it's time for 2002's FEMME FATALE.
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If you really need someone to replace Ellen, I've been missing this dude.
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Tiktok is actually good.
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Charles Grodin on Peter Falk
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Giallo film titles as AI generated images (a thread)
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Schools are really not teaching kids about PJ Soles these days.
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obsessed with the girl in De Palma’s Carrie (1976) who dresses exactly like Super Mario (and has rainbows, clouds, and stars on her hat) a decade before he was invented
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Call in sick 'cause they have Toshiro Mifune movies on all day on TCM.
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@HitFactoryPod There's always going to be the question of whether you prefer a flawed vision from an individual, or a "perfect" amalgamation from a boardroom. If you really love the medium, I can't imagine going with the latter.
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@ashertheowl It's all explained in the link?
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That's why you gotta defund em
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Hog wild: U.S. has ‘out of control’ population of ‘super-pigs,’ expert says via @WSAV
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What’s the coolest photo of a director directing on set?
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A taste of Alejandro Jodorowsky's commentary on THE HOLY MOUNTAIN
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They knew no jail could hold him.
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NBC10 Philadelphia
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Gritty cleared: Philadelphia police have now cleared the @NHLFlyers ' brash costumed mascot, @GrittyNHL , in the alleged assault a 13-year-old boy during a fan photo event last year.
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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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Can't you just act like a human boy?
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@kahtrinuh I figure if he's going toe to toe with Bruce Lee in 1973 that checks out. But I was still surprised.
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Instead of getting some much-needed sleep, I made this. Please clap.
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2 years
Here's the full article
@MarlowNYC
Marlow Stern
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Tim Heidecker on Dave Chappelle: "I’m not going to spring a leader in the anti-trans movement"
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I'm glad Quentin Tarantino's girlfriend exists.
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I see a small flaw in this SKYSCRAPER advertising.
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He kicked Elvis in a movie AND played Elvis in a movie.
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@StealingValerie
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Kurt Russell has had the most insane career of any living actor he was in an episode of Gilligans Island as a teenager
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I deeply apologize for how funny I find this.
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4 years
Gotta respect John Sayles' lifetime commitment to not buttoning up his shirt to a socially acceptable level.
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I co-host a chronological Jackie Chan podcast called WE DO OUR OWN STUNTS. And I'm trying not to let this wretched ScreenRant list ruin my day.
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You ever consider that Keith David was only *25* when he appeared in THE THING? That's ridiculous.
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@DestinyBulletn
Destiny Bulletin
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Happy 68th Birthday to Keith David, the voice behind Commander Zavala! 🎂
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If you're thinking of writing an article whose theme is "that movie everyone loves really isn't so great after all", we're all full up.
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Gotta be honest, getting run over by the Critters ball looks like it could be PRETTY comfy.
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Antiques Roadshow viewers baffled as unusual painting receives £7,000 valuation
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This cat is intimidating.
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My family, my friend, I've criss-crossed this great land of ours countless times. I hold the map of it here, in my heart, next to the joyful memories of the carefree days I spent, as a young boy, here in your beautiful town of Twin Peaks.
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I think about this every time I learn a "lesson" from a movie.
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It's very ok to enjoy watching Nazis, slave owners, and murderous cult member suffer. Pretty great, actually.
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Brian De Palma being asked about taking over for Gore Verbinski on MISSION TO MARS.
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Rest in peace, John Paragon. So memorable as Jambi the Genie on Pee-wee's Playhouse, and unforgettable as the wimpy Richard Fletcher in UHF.
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@MichaelPaulson
Michael Paulson
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Paragraph I did not expect to read this morning: "Mr. Trump’s handlers designated an unnamed White House official known as the 'Music Man' to play him his favorite show tunes, including 'Memory' from 'Cats,' to pull him from the brink of rage."
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@KBAndersonYo He'll always be the rich guy who couldn't figure out PARASITE to me.
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I make memes now.
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Hail to the king, baby.
@FilmUpdates
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What is your favourite line delivery in a film or TV show?
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