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ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
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Okay so. What exactly is rich people's plan when their baristas, waiters, drivers, dog walkers, nannies, etc. can't afford to live in their cities anymore? Because cities would crumble without service workers.
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De brie was all over the floor.
BREAKING: the cheese shelf has collapsed at the Acme on Oregon Ave
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So I just found out that this guy on Intervention (who did meth and jacked off for 12 hours a day) was the Colorado club shooter's dad . 🥲🥲🙃🙃.
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I'm gonna make an inflammatory tweet with something like "haha goth women with big boobies and soft thighs are soooo ugly" just so they will QT me with hot selfies 🤫🤫.
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Just heard some white lady at the taco truck being like "can I please get MAS SALSA, por favor? Some PENDEJO stole mine haha!" And then when she left the workers started making fun of her lmao.
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@bablobiggins @qaomene It's her foster child which makes it even worse IMO. You literally signed up to do this.
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The way he keeps saying "ouch!" And doing it again lol.
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You're depressed? Have you tried chain smoking marijuana?.
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I do think the Sydney Sweeney thing is funny because genuinely, if people are cancelled just for having family members who are MAGA/blue lives supporters that's like 95% of white people 😅.
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@DijahSB Somewhat related but did you know black ASL is very different compared to traditional ASL? Mostly because of segregation in schools and classes for the deaf.
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@debdrens "They're not really problematic unless put in the wrong hands" says the wrong hands.
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@MamboNumbrFive I live in Austin. Definitely is a bigger problem than ever. I remember making $11 an hour working downtown and the rich company owners complained about us giving water or coffee to homeless people and literally said "if you feed them they'll keep coming back like stray cats".
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Holy shit guys. My mom just told me about one of her half brothers. Apparently he was missing for 45 years and just last year they found out what happened to him. He was one of John Wayne Gacy's previously unidentified victims and they were finally able to make a DNA match.
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DO NOT GIVE BIRTH IN THE GALVESTON WATER LMAO.
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I'm muting notifications for this thread because while I agree with the responses it's too depressing 😅😅.
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@ShitheadOnline I was reading his wiki article last month and tldr his parents were killed in the Holocaust and he came to America to start preaching and they institutionalized him and gave him shock treatments that eventually made him go blind
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@Slytherin620 So I don't want to go into too much detail but the follow up is she (person who filed) actually messaged me on here last night 😅 she apologized and we ended up having a long conversation.
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YALL. This happened to me before Christmas. Someone sent me $500 for "dog sitting" but I looked this up before sending it back. What you need to do instead is contact customer support and tell them to reverse the charge instead of sending it back yourself.
The real scam going around that regular people fall for is someone you don’t know sends you $2-3k on Venmo. Panic messages this was a mistake. Please send back I need it. And when you do you just laundered their money while the stolen proceeds they sent will be recovered from you.
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@womenpostingws People saying "this is an L" obviously do not know how hard it is to find leggings that fit well, are comfy, cute, good quality, and don't rip immediately.
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"oh so I can go out, fuck ya sister, come back Saturday, and skip to the front of da line??".
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@TheFamousArtBR It's so weird that you are in your 30s and spend your time sitting on twitter posting photos of yourself next to a trans person who doesn't know or care that you exist to prove that you're so much happier.
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Tony singing Dirty Work is one of my all time favorite Sopranos moments
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How do you not feel like a massive piece of shit in this scenario.
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Puppy Girl Jenna has tragically passed away after being left in a hot car by her owner.
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@iamthecreatress OMG this happened to me once, I fell asleep with cookies in the oven and woke up to the fire department banging at my door at 1 am 😭😭 my neighbors called them thankfully. But yeah so glad you're okay that's scary!!.
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Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter.
Shelley Duvall and Debbie Harry in Mother Goose Rock ‘n’ Rhyme (1990)
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@CelticDevil93 I agree with you but I do think people should be able to make their own decisions with their bodies. But then at a certain point it is irresponsible for doctors to perform, especially if someone obviously has some sort of body dysmorphia.
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Hey just fyi that having sex with other people in the room without their consent is OBJECTIVELY BAD.
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People keep replying to this with "You know there are white native Spanish speaking people too?!" as if this woman really was fluent and I'm denying her heritage lol.
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I'm 100% serious when I say this is nicer than the average American college dorm room, much less American prison cells
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It's honestly so goddamn embarrassing that a woman (Grimes) would be with a billionaire, birth his kid with a dumb ass name, spend her free time defending him to teenagers on Tik Tok and not even be taken care of financially.
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@Unimatrix1312 @budgorj1 LMAO yeah. Non-violent crimes* (at least not towards random bystanders).
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One of my favorite scenes in general.Pessimism vs stoicism
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Look at this UNIT I just saw on the Dogspotting group. HE SIT LIKE HUMAN
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@mothcub_ This reminds me of The Little Prince (basically just about seeing things from a diff perspective)
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@SandyFrizzle Okay but what about kids being around?.What about public flashers and masturbators? That's traumatizing especially if you're a SA victim.
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They were right because that does sound objectively funny.
Michael Cera on almost marrying Aubrey Plaza: “The idea was to then get a divorce right away, so we could call each other ‘my ex-husband’ and ‘my ex-wife’ at like 20.”
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I beg you all to check his most recent tweet 😭😭🥲🥲🥲.
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@twocitizenships Honestly who cares? I'm not gonna say it's totally healthy and fine to be overweight but maybe her goal isn't weight loss, maybe she wants to work out to feel good. I mean she's clearly way more consistent than most gym goers.
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@nikbonaddio @michaelmiraflor @HUNNUSSS @Delta "simping for corporations" is different from "stop bitching at low wage employees who have no control over the weather".
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@bootheelposting @DeepStateDani God yeah how they would post pictures of women's cellulite zoomed in and shit and be like "worst beach bodies of the summer!".
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They're literally lesbians and you're like "omg they're gonna be 40 with no husband or kids" like they aren't happier than you've ever been.
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@exavierpope Bro I'm with you that your driver should not be asking you for gas money but literally don't understand what you expected him to do about the food after you said you're calling the police on him.
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I. Feel like these have two very different audiences. .
The ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ war is still on. Both films have no plans to shift release dates. (Source:
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. I'M SORRY WHAT.
Paul McCartney says he masturbated with John Lennon: "It was good harmless fun"
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@thechosenberg Serious answer that's not "having rich parents" or "being an ~influencer~" or working online : a lot of people who do this use sites like WWOOF and Workaway to find places you can work seasonal/temp jobs with room and board.
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Despite all my rage I am still eating chips on the stage.
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@mjmarci @QAGreenways I live in Austin and used to work in a hostel and it was very funny to me when European travelers would come and assume you can get from Texas to New York or California in a quick little trip, like how you can jump on a train in Europe and be in another country.
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Crying because I just discovered Able, the cat who lost his two front legs
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People with kids who tear others down for not wanting kids are the biggest copers. insisting childfree people are secretly miserable or will change their minds one day. Acting like nobody ever regrets their choice to have kids.
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Had to use a VPN to watch porn yesterday, set my location to the Netherlands, now all my twitter ads are in Dutch lmfaoooo.
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@kaekaecurtis That was when I knew absolutely nothing was going to change, if people saw little 5-6 year old kids getting killed and *that* didn't even cause them to change I figured nothing would.
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Omg I'm sorry but I think it's so funny that Pete Davidson keeps immediately getting tattoos of women he dates and then has to cover them up when they break up after a few months.
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@sivrajxx @toe__sucka Oh you didn't REALIZE it? you didn't REALIZE you were pushing through people? well let me help you REALIZE that!.
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