there is a damn cheeto in the white house!!!
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everyone's like "be gay do crime" until ezra miller starts assaulting random people in hawaii.
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You literally want all women to be your mother.
This would shatter the male suicide epidemic.
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its a historical tragedy that Sigmund Freud is not still alive to study this family.
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“Why can’t women tell me what a smart handsome young man I am when I put on my Velcro shoes without help”.
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Is Matt Yglesias a pedophile? Did Matt Yglesias rape a 5 year old child on the night of August 17, 2014, between the hours of 1am and 4am? Perhaps. And that’s why it’s important, nay, good, to ask questions.
It’s good, actually, to ask questions.
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@KateIswell Oh no, not college students, watching porn???? What’s next?????? Will they drink alcohol??????.
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@haimc741 @AmichaiChikli you sure showed them by buying their products and then not eating it lol.
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@jacobdotgov lmao that headline and photo combo is amazing. he walks into their house with a knife and just starts saying "this furniture is fruity af".
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Also, old ladies complement young men all the time. You hate when they do it to you because you are genuinely scared of women.
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“The wages capitalists steal will now be distributed among the workers, who can then get more of their basic needs and further enrich everyone” wow I wonder if that’s an idea anyone’s had before.
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@MNateShyamalan the first one was better lol. dinner makes more sense. thanksgiving isnt a country, it doesnt have cuisine.
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Imagine making a game about failure, having it be a massive success and an instant modern classic, and then your entire company gets hijacked by some psycho so he can bleed it dry. It’s even more ironic and tragic than the story of the failed game studio that’s *in the game*.
Around 24 employees at ZA/UM (Disco Elysium) are at risk of redundancy. The standalone expansion for Disco Elysium was cancelled. The Sequel was cancelled in 2022 and a new Sci-Fi IP was paused in 2023. They have still two games in development.
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You’re right, the thing the left needs is more video essays explaining things.
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@lucianwintrich i agree, tear down mount rushmore and give the stolen land back to the natives.
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SpongeBob ass country.
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The perfect embodiment of an American. someone who makes the lives of everyone around them miserable and when asked to stop goes on a violent rampage, and is then treated as a hero because his delusions happened to target the government.
Nineteen years ago, Marvin John Heemeyer, a small business owner, was financially ruined by local government officials who overregulated and fined his business. Marvin owned an automobile muffler repair shop and, after losing his grip, demolished numerous buildings with a
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Did i make that up? Yes. Could it still be true? Also yes. We should probably have Matt testify in court about it just to be safe. All I’m trying to do here is protect the children he may have raped.
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Being into qanon must be so awesome. Yeah that guy is robin Williams. Why not?.
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@mustachetoilet if i couldnt eat chili due to a dietary restriction and my neighbor brought me chili i would simply politely decline to have the chili due to my dietary restriction, not make 50 tweets about it. this person did the latter and they werent even the recipient of any chili.
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@jessestout @VernonMaxwell11 I’m imagining a racist guy getting really mad and typing the n word into google.
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This guy bullied his kid in a national newspaper every year until he ran away to the Times Square m&m store.
Communists — literally, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 — are celebrating the repeal of right-to-work protections in Michigan.
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Alex Jones, facing bankruptcy, has attempted to raise funds at a “no loads refused pimped-out cumdump event”.
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@Devink714 @LasVegasLocally You wanna point to the law that says you can’t “probably run your mouth”.
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@KateIswell All this does is prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you don’t actually care about “children being forced” into whatever the fuck you think they are, because these are adults taking an elective class. You’re just weirdo puritans who think sex should be banned bc it’s icky.
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@MelanieBen My fantasy is that the government stops bombing children and treats people with basic dignity and respect.
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@washingtonpost Concentration camps. They’re concentration camps. They don’t change because the guy has a d next to his name.
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@souljagoytellem No other group of people on the internet is so consistently in the trenches.
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@_sillyilly *watching a movie called Oppenheimer* why is this focusing so much on Oppenheimer.
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@SabriSun_Miller You just shows us video evidence that these rockets are so harmless they have to actually hit a person directly in order to hurt them.
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he cant contain the silliness.
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@JamieIs4PF You better be getting paid a lot more than $16 an hour if you’re gonna cape for the richest man on earth this hard.
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One of the wettest we’ve seen, from the standpoint of water.
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“Psyop resister” falls for oldest trick in the republicans book.
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@letsgomathias @daveweigel “Leftist activists tear down a statue of Adolf Eichmann, who designed Germany’s temporary detainment centers”.
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@michelletandler lol if you think they're closing because of a guy taking 20 bucks worth of stuff you have the brain of a frog.
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This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.
32 year old Toronto man who came to pick up a 15 year old girl ‘escapes’ in his tiny car when confronted.
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Woah this blew up. Does anyone wanna be my gf.
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