Ok, you flattered me so I’m going to do it. 50 Things I Learned In 50 Years Note: I have buried one husband and divorced another and am currently married x almost 10 years. Don't fight with me. This is my experience. Make your own list if you want one.  Let’s begin.

RT @kateiswell: “We’re no thieves and thugs out here. We’re members of Congress. “ One of those statements is a lie.

@InqstvMuse I am going to do baptisms and confirmations followed by initiatory. Another good suggestion.

@colormesheesh @Manhattva According to the American Heritage dictionary, it is. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@RedPillJo @phil_lyman @DOGE

@Pasifikisland3r @BS2KZ @phil_lyman @DOGE 900S 900E

@BS2KZ @phil_lyman @DOGE 900S 900E SLC UT

@InqstvMuse I went last night. My mind and heart were too cluttered. I’ll try again next week. Thank you for the suggestion.

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@IdleAn94328 I rarely go to Costco but the last time I went I got 240 eggs just for me and my husband. We only go to Costco about once a month and we eat 10-12 eggs a day between us.

@HisShadow45 @Manhattva Probably USAID.

@elonmusk Just ask @potus for a preemptive pardon.

@Aaron_Nalder @Cluffalo Wasp spray? Rock in a sock?

@libsoftiktok Not enough. Keep going.

@IdleAn94328 Maybe they have a restaurant. Idk.

@lumpylucille007 @B0NQUIQUI @In2ThinAir Of course. No problem at all. Have a good weekend.

@Sassafrass_84 Language warning. HT: @marycatedelvey

@lumpylucille007 @B0NQUIQUI @In2ThinAir Claiming zero allowances tells your employer to withhold the maximum amount from each check.

@lumpylucille007 @B0NQUIQUI @In2ThinAir Writing exempt is not the same thing as claiming zero allowances.