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Aaron Nalder

@Aaron_Nalder

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I’m a husband and father. For fun I’m a magician and filmmaker in my spare time. I drive forklifts to pay the bills. A typo in every tweet. Guaranteed!

Alberta, Canada
Joined October 2017
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@Aaron_Nalder
Aaron Nalder
3 years
@jackmurphylive @ZubyMusic @andrewklavan Day 179 Ok guys. It’s the first Monday of a new month. That means it’s weigh in time. I am down 49 lbs since starting 6 months ago. Thank you @jackmurphylive, @ZubyMusic, @SpencerKlavan, @jockowillink teaching me how to do it. I’ve got more work to do, gotta get after it!
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@SladeTheGuy @BasedZillenial @Strangeland_Elf This is called selection bias.
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@Baseballmomof8 @nosoup4knowles So just the 3 elements? Water, Trinitarian formula, and intentionality.
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@abbythelibb_ Pickleball has a lot more needles and yarn than I thought.
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@Baseballmomof8 @nosoup4knowles In your view what are the requirements of a valid baptism?
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@timboisferal @Cluffalo It’s a crazy concept to many Canadians, but not enough I guess. Don’t let your liberals take even an inch of your rights. Once gone, it’s so hard to get it back.
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@timboisferal @Cluffalo That… might work. You could reasonably argue that you carry it for olfactory purposes and you only used it as a weapon out of desperation. Still, it would all come down to the Crown Prosecutor and whether they had a good bowel movement that morning.
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@GhostStalker451 @abbythelibb_ You put peanut butter in the fridge?
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@kateiswell @Cluffalo Wasp spray is legal to buy, but if you use it on someone you can be charged. They’ll argue that since you were carrying it, you planed on making trouble. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure the same reasoning would apply to rocks in socks. Stay strapped America.
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@Disco_Missiles @Strangeland_Elf Also, watching someone get stood up is really sad, even if the food is good. A date would have been better. The same with a kid’s birthday party when no one showed up. Super sad. The cake is just as delicious, but a party full of friends would have been better.
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Aaron Nalder
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@Disco_Missiles @Strangeland_Elf Have you never experienced; A romantic dinner for 2 A BBQ with friends A church potluck A business meeting at a restaurant Birthday party cake Pizza Halo night with the guys Etc. Each of these meals is about connecting with other people in different ways.
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This is terrible. Hope the Vatican court throws the book at him. Scratch that. Don’t throw Bibles. But do punish vandals.
@CatholicArena
Catholic Arena
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BREAKING An anti Catholic TERRORIST has just DESECRATED St. Peter's Basilica in Rome
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@Strangeland_Elf Well said.
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@NowRope @nosoup4knowles @AnthonyReprint “Defending a whole makes you a whore.” Jesus famously defended the woman caught in adultery. What does that make Him?
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@drkage @Strangeland_Elf Was Hitler right to kill all those Christians?
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@TheMiddleborne So relaxing!
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@JeremyDBoreing It’s not surprising. Just sad.
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@Strangeland_Elf Wasn’t there a stupid idea floating around a little while ago that a specific shade of green was some kind of mind “hack”?
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