from august 2013 to may 2016 Drake employed me as his personal blunt roller. during that time he faced somewhere between 1200 and 1500 grams of catnip, never any the wiser. i was let go due to irreconcilable differences (i told him not to fuck kids)
in 4th grade this kids estranged dad came to pick him up (drunk) and rolled up on the grass. he didnt brake. he pinned a fifth grader to the brick wall who died instantly but i can still see his head lolling onto the hood wide eyed at some unholy angle. chicken alfredo
@hastifliche
haven't eaten much, but typically are the foodstuffs combined or otherwise prepared before consumption? i am a human person from this earth planet
ME: Crazy Frog, im so worried about my upcoming cock transplant
CRAZY FROG: it will be okay
(after surgery)
ME: i feel better but where is the Crazy Frog?
DOCTOR: who did you think the donor was?
@TraeWilson9
@ZeroNameless_
@TomStheVoice
grizzly man didnt even get cozy with them. he stalked and watched them but he couldve never done something like this. guy in this video is a sanctuary worker or some kind of actual specialist, grizzly man just had a fetish
JIGSAW: and now you see, that even I, have my sick and twisted morality of mine ?
ME, PENIS (AND BALLS) CLAMPED IN SOME TERRIFIC BYZANTINE VICE: well, who am i to judge
@ryanposting
people hate the redditor because he is earnest but naive. people hate the punished redditor because he is reddit in a cloying worldweary way