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aquarius. doesn’t tweet.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2019
btw.
made such a good beef wellington for Christmas dinner my mom said I was allowed to smoke one cig in front of her.
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It’s like back in the day when Harry Styles wore a dress.
JoJo Siwa talks about her recent controversial photoshoot: . “The stone bulge is — we were just giving a little spice, a little gender-bend, a little you can be anything you want to be. It’s like back in the day when Harry Styles wore a dress.”
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immediate hall of fame tweet.
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something is shifting . last two house parties I’ve been at we have smoked cigarettes inside.
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espresso already being Italian mind you.
if Sabrina released different language versions of Espresso……. that’s that me horchata……. that’s that mi spaghetti…………….
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losing my fucking mind over the way this woman on the train is playing Wordle…
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saying merry christmas to someone and getting a “happy holidays” in return
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Claire Saffitz did this in 2020 without being Mormon or pouting the entire time.
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Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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Ironically one of the gayest tattoos you can get like this would go crazy in Bushwick.
Imagine being so homophobic and so obsessed w gays that you get a tattoo that says “Eat Sh*t F*ggot” and in cute little font….
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They saw Glee was outselling and said we need to get to work….
Shortened versions of “Popular” and “Defying Gravity” without dialogue will be released tonight.
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everytime I start to eat in my room I think about how when jack antonoff and lena dunham broke up he told her “now you can have crumbs in bed without anyone getting mad at you” and I go to the dining room.
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gays on hinge will be like my most controversial opinion is ummm. ICED COFFEE IN THE WINTER 🤣🤪 meanwhile whole time they’re supporting Israel.
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not really.
Are we all s*xting with our crushes on the couch 5 feet from our parents this Xmas AM or.
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just saw a group of 5 girls passing around a bottle of poppers at a straight club . my culture is not a costume.
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queer elders include the gay guy that risked life and limb to record the original cast of Wicked on Broadway in 2003 so I could watch it illegally 20 years later on youtube while building a dresser.
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most clear divide I’ve seen recently is the straight people in the comments being like “she’s ruining her reputation her career will never recover” and every gay person being like “what an absolute cunt serve”.
Miriam Margolyes was offered a role in ‘AGATHA’ but declined after being offered half of what she asked for:. “I don’t like America and I didn’t want to be in Georgia for 4 months. So I just said, ‘well, I want a million pounds ($1.2M)’ and they said, ‘you can have half a
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I loveeee having 3 martinis I understand why my dad chose this over raising me.
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I do think it’s funny elphaba was like alright well I’ll be out west. if you even care at all.
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people on Twitter only think this is weird because we’ve been conditioned by creatives online that it’s normal to be searching for sublets every month.
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I love catching up on SNL Sunday mornings and knowing Bowen Yang saw the same tweets I did last Wednesday.
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the only people shocked by the JVN news are straight people bc every gay knows when we see one of Us acting like this there is sinister energy afoot
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should I sell my Charli ticket for tomorrow and put a deposit down on a studio apartment in Chinatown
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she better be careful bc I think Charli actually would punch her.
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You’re on Grindr at 7am did you even try to have a good day.
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neighborhood twink just messaged me to move furniture upstairs for him . new levels of service top unlocking daily.
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she looks like she’s about to write jokes for Deborah Vance.
Jessica Biel chops off her hair in dramatic transformation: ‘Brought back the f–k ass bob’
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when guys get fully naked in an airplane bathroom I’m like okayyyyyy 5’7.
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made such a good beef wellington for Christmas dinner my mom said I was allowed to smoke one cig in front of her.
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thought this was Madonna and Woah Vicky.
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AMC is so unserious for putting my movie right next to the Renaissance IMAX showing bc why am I watching the saddest kamikaze suicide mission and then suddenly my whole theater is filled with PLEASEEE DO NOT BE ALARMED.
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95% of the guys I’ve been attracted to this summer look like transmasc Charlotte York
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the people on here posting “your romantic partners owe you nothing in life” will never experience a love like this and that makes me sad for them.
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finding out Lexi Love is only 34 after they talked as if she was pushing 80 this whole episode is crazy….
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asking oomf if he wants to have a Lena Dunham day (eat in bed and talk about ourselves).
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@50percentpawg I more so meant the way she sulks / never looks happy nothing about her lip shape, she’s gorge.
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microdosing bisexuality by pretending I know what team this jersey is for
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my only comment here is it’s all fun and games to have the body type on the left until you’re just trying to post a fun selfie existing and the CPAP brigade comes in with HEY BIG BOY LOVE THAT BIG FAT FUCKIN TUMMY.
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bout to “merry christmas, cutie” myself into some sexual relations.
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went out for brunch today and nobody told me I had last night’s c*m all over my shirt
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all this when her next single is gonna be like I’m so hot… you’re so punk rock… I cheat on my boyfriend… before my bananas rot….
the older i get, the more i struggle when i make my art. i have to fight my inner dialogue, my demons; the real voices and the voices in my head. i fight with myself about purpose and the purpose of art itself. i’ve landed in a place where I feel that one must struggle to make.
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my Uber driver just pulled to the side of Bushwick Ave to pee in an empty applesauce jar then said I couldn’t vape in his car
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bf came in 61st out of 28,000 ppl in the Brooklyn half marathon today
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One straight man has been cock blocking this steam room full of gays for an entire half hour… he knows what the fuck he’s doing.
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Charlotte i take back every negative thing i have ever said about you
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I don’t have many life regrets but not getting a video of the twink crashing through the skylight at this lesbian rooftop party tonight will definitely be something that haunts me til I die.
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so many people in nyc will act just like this but then call similar behavior out on Twitter just to virtue signal . the only difference is he is tone dead enough to post it lmao.
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it’s like death by a thousand cuts
MTA to get rid of remaining ‘80s orange-and-yellow-seated subway cars in 2025
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at a brat party in nola and they played Apple while I was in the bathroom
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getting dinner at Balthazar now that it’s the only guaranteed safe space in nyc from James Corden.
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jacking off before going to the club is the most sound body sound mind decision you can make.
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@mplpodcast305 this shouldn’t bother you bc both of y’all are way too mid to ever be trad wives and the Mormon church doesn’t like Latinas.
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oomfs rsvping as nonbinary to have a better chance at getting Charli boiler room tickets ….
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200k people have seen my Christmas beef wellington and nobody pointed out the bottom got soggy in the oven
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all the chatter about tiktok being banned is always so silly when I see things like “it’s the only free speech platform” meanwhile y’all are on there saying words like unalived and graped with a dead ass face.
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