Nader
@NKinRealLife
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Entertainment Lawyer | Professor | East Coaster in LA
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2010
Are we all s*xting with our crushes on the couch 5 feet from our parents this Xmas AM or.
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The list of prohibited songs at my wedding:.
All of Bruno Mars’ Hot 100 top 10 hits:. #1 Nothin' On You.#1 Just The Way You Are.#1 Grenade.#1 Locked Out of Heaven.#1 When I Was Your Man.#1 Uptown Funk.#1 That's What I Like.#1 Leave The Door Open.#3 It Will Rain.#3 Finesse.#3 Please Me.#3 Die With A Smile.#4 Billionaire.#4
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Cannot for the life of me figure out if I want to be him or if I want him to be in me
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“Well Kandi why don’t you check around Puerto Rico and see if there’s a studio, we can go drop some beats.”
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A married man just complained to me about how hard dating is for him these days
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I was just instructed not to say the word “OK” at dinner because it will allegedly severely trigger one of the attendees
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Pro tip if you’re on a date with me do not bring up the guy that you f*cked last night.
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I have never been more certain that I will never hear from someone again
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Just saw someone trying to sublease their apartment from December 29 - January 2
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If Rihanna knows what’s up she’ll bring these two onstage with her on Sunday
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Was gonna make this a circle but I’m on Fire Island and feeling bold
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Making new friends in your 30s is interesting because at this point you hate everyone.
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All gays in LA do is ask you on a date, make you plan it, cancel it the day of, say let's try for next week, disappear, and then react 🔥 to your Instagram story for eternity.
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Immediate Emmy for the producer who figured out how to get Dylan’s shirt off by episode three
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This stranger and his academic elitism are reading me for filth rn and I’m kind of obsessed
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I hate traveling with gay people like what do you mean we’re taking 4 modes of transportation to an island filled with men that have rejected me where the beach has completely eroded away, there’s one overpriced grocery store, the gym is rusty, and a shared full bed costs $1000.
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Do you want to hang out?. NY Gays: No. LA Gays: For sure! Let’s do brunch Saturday :) . LA Gays on Saturday at 11 AM: Omg I’m so sorry I forgot I can’t do today after all. Talk soon!.
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Elon should charge white muscle gays $20 a month to tweet they’re fat and/or new here if he wants to increase revenue.
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Taken moments before my first date in *ages* cancelled ~20 mins before the date was supposed to start
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NYC Gays: all LA gays care about is if you have a hot body. So superficial. Also NYC Gays: will only date you if have a hot body, access to a Hamptons house, Equinox membership, make $100k+/year, don't live in HK, and didn't go to a state school.
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Just found out a guy who told me he wasn’t in a place to date after an objectively incredible first date on which he asked me is dating someone else less than 2 months later .
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Me refreshing Grindr and Scruff for the last 30 mins from the backseat of my mom’s car on the Long Island Expressway
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Gays on Fire Island are too scared to go swimming because a shark was sighted three weeks ago but will find a pouch of mystery powder on the floor and inhale it.
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Considering my dad said it was the “worst thing ever” when I came out to him, I’m feeling like his dropping me off at the Fire Island ferry today is a huge win tbh
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A cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back.
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No boyfriend to share but the potentially good news is that means I’m available
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Sh*wn Mendes is either repeatedly checking me out or is trying to figure out if my shorts are too short rn.
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These are the shorts I was wearing when my crush made out with someone else on Saturday
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Guy on Tinder in NYC: Too bad we didn’t cross paths when you lived here 😈. The same guy 2 years ago when I lived in NYC: Didn’t follow me back on Insta, ignored me on Gr*ndr, unmatched me mid-conversation on Bumble, and averted his gaze whenever we did cross paths
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LA gays love to tell you about parties they’re going to, not invite you, ask you what you’re doing, leave you on read, and then tell you they feel like you’re always traveling and that you should catch up when you see them at Hot Dog 6 weeks later.
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Stop telling me abs are made in the kitchen when they’re clearly mostly genetic and made in your mitochondria or whatever.
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The homosexual urge to repeatedly call you handsome, cancel their plans bc they’d rather come to your party 🥰, make out with you after your party, and then tell you they just want to be friends.
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