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What’s an example of nepotism that you’re actually a fan of?
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I'm sorry for the person I was when we were panic cleaning before guests.
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@sewistwrites
Generally and broadly, the insistence by mostly white ppl that ancient and indigenous ppl weren't capable of grand construction or high tech. Things like ancient aliens or Atlantis stuff to explain things.
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Friends.
I just got the call.
I'm hired!
I have a full job again!
Middle School Resource 12 min from my house.
I'm so excited.
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The other day, Phoebe saw Olivia without her shirt and asked her about her stretch marks. Olivia explained what they were and how people get them and how hers were from carrying her babies. Phoebe absorbed all this and stated, "They look so cool! Like purple flames!" +
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Today is Ezra's birthday.
We set aside a bit to take him and his 4 closest friends to mini-golf and bought food for 5 hungry teenagers. He worked really hard to clean our house.
All 4 flaked on him last night.
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The truly absurd part is we were doing this for 3 15 year old boys who spent the majority of their time doing nonsense shenanigans outdoors and couldn't care less about untidiness.
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We’re tired of seeing this type of “feel good” story! No one should have to go viral to retire at age 82.
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@sewistwrites
OH! How could I forget!? That "Kids These Days" are lazy/rude/mischievous compared to older generations. Socrates was complaining about how books were rotting kids' brains and they weren't respecting parents in the BCE!!
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Something that drove me crazy is the ACA was a R plan that Obama took. Giving insurance companies guaranteed middlemen status on healthcare is AWFUL. We should've gotten Universal Healthcare, not this monstrosity. While it DID help in some cases, it is such a bad system.
Update: if I join the most expensive gym in my area, they have one-on-one stretching evaluations, which is what I need, and it will still amount to half the price of having PT through my hospital network…
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@natgrace79
Honestly, teaching sex ed was one of my favorite teaching experiences.
The young ladies in class absolutely loved hearing me talk about consent and ripping into the dudes who pushed back. I hope that was a good turning point for several kids.
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I'm just so sad for him.
We might do mini-golf as a family to assuage the anguish, but that's not the same. Poor kiddo.
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He seems ok, but I gotta imagine he's so devastated and my heart hurts for him.
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@sewistwrites
I really find it unpleasant when people describe actions in tweets.
Like:
"How are you today?" *smiles and hands you a coffee* "Let's chat."
I'm not sure why but it makes me feel crazy.
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I know we've made mistakes as parents, but stuff like that gives me hope that we can break the fucking calamitous cycle of body shame.
What's even more magical is that Olivia's burden of shame was lessened by that interaction. Her daughter's genuine delight in something she'd +
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@defnot3owls
I read somewhere that those traditions of evangelism are designed to "other" those not in the in group. Because they experience rejection as the most common response, it reinforces only their fellow believers are safe.
Being kind deprograms this.
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@Vanessid
@SFdirewolf
The Yemeni kid who said he was scared of the sky because of drones who ended up being killed by drones pretty much lives in my head.
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@lindsayfickas
"What other motivation?"
The violence and misogyny in these tweets is disgusting.
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@LauraRbnsn
YES!!! All of this!!!
I keep talking about how absolutely unprecedented the last 200 (and especially 100) years are in comparison to ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
Especially the gender role of stay at home person. Everyone USED to stay at home all the time.
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been programmed to hate about herself released something.
Just a beautiful moment.
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To follow up, a lot of the reason for the flaking was that it was a bunch of 14 YOs who didn't communicate enough with their rides and families. 2 had prior family commitments and the other 2 had no rides. It's tough because teens can effectively bypass parents to plan now.
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Could use positive vibes/pray/anything.
Ezra got stung like 20 times by wasps and we're just past the 9 year anniversary of my dad dying to wasps.
He seems ok, but it's nerve wracking.
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@JeffreyPSchultz
@sewistwrites
Yup.
Even as a child, I pondered, "what will future generations mock us for?"
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@_nomadic_soul
CW: SA, CSA
A truly haunting art exhibit was a gallery of clothes that were worn when the person was r
@ped
,and the infant onesie was soul-searing.
The type of clothing does not matter.
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Ok, not sure who did this for me, but I'm crazy overcome with emotions here. The
@Vikings
sent me a personal message as a pick me up for fighting cancer. Not sure which friend gave them my info, but it's just so amazing! Look forward to repping it at the game in Dec here.
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@JonKrawczynski
Wow,that is an awful decision on
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's part if that was the only reason. Benz is legitimately terrific. And that's not a Homer take. Listen to the national media people who listen to all broadcasts and the consistently rate Jim and Dave highly.
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Found out my little cousin (8yo) is cancer free.
Miraculous.
3 years ago, the messaging was they were saying goodbyes as he wasn't responding to treatments.
Kid had a heart transplant before he was a year old and rare cancer at 3.
Amazing.
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@JoshuaPHilll
I've tweeted about it before, but also this tiny slice of time was only available to white people and was a boom time due to huge global factors that had been mounting for centuries.
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@_nomadic_soul
The juxtaposition of his two paragraphs is astonishing.
"Don't be slutty, or men will have unflattering thoughts of you!"
"All women are meat to be ejaculated into"
How much more unflattering can it be?
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@JoLuehmann
Honestly, you don't need to justify why you'd get an abortion. It's none of anyone else's business.
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Well, my oncologist wants to see me tomorrow. That's not good news. 😭😭
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@The_Barftender
WHY IS THE SEASON SO FAR AWAY!?!?!?!
ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER AND IM SO HYPED UP ITS NEARLY A MEDICAL CONDITION!!!!!!
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I JUST PASSED MY LAST PAPER AND I GOT MY MASTERS AND MY SPED CERTIFICATION!!!!
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@emilykmay
That Proctor and Gamble was Satanic.
I mean, I think they're evil, but more because their a mega Corp not because of symbols.
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Just got back from the oncologist. All is well.
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@laurchastain22
Of all things that never happened, this never happened the most.
What an absurd lie to illustrate...what? His "commitment"?
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@AkilahObviously
A confluence of factors, assuredly, but the myth of rugged individualism blended with Dunning Kruger, meshed with active disinformation, with a dash of hubris, poured over a pile of bad healthcare systems, baked in the warm glow of one of the least healthy societies will do it.
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@DanPriceSeattle
The reason I think this will never change is the same reason we stick with the Imperial system instead of metric. The US is convinced of its own superiority to the point that it will continue to do something stupid just because we've *always* done it this way.
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@yeralizard
Sometimes, our laissez faire attitude about food/table rules makes us feel like failures. But my kids know how to make food they like and how to get it. I rarely can hit it that what I make for dinner will be liked by 3 adults and 3 kids. If I miss, they get their own.
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Their urgency was because I had requested the MRI and the Dr was going on vacation.
No growth on either the tumors nor the cysts. The symptom worsening is most likely attributed to muscle strain.
I, legitimately, did NOT expect this. I absolutely thought the worst.
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@automaticnba
I mean yeah, but a 40 yo that's at minimum top 20 in the league is absolutely incredible. He's gonna play til 45 at this rate.
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No growth.
Today is not the Bad Day™️
I'm meeting with my oncologist to go over my routine MRI and the anxiety is ramping.
Every visit carries the chance that I'm told the cancer is back/growing and I start spinning out that this is the time.
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@janeelisabethh
As someone that grew up on the mission field: almost never. The exorbitant sums raided to fly somewhere to do poverty tourism could go directly to the people living their, doing the work already.
I agree that seeing other places and getting different perspectives is good, 1/
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@sewistwrites
Jesus and John Wayne in 21?
TBH, I haven't read much since 2020.
Burnout hit me hard.
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Wait, hold up, am I reading this right? 44,000 likes?!?!!
I've never had more than like 30...
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@SheaSerrano
Baseball needs *more* show boating, not less. Have pitchers cuss out batters they strike out, have batters strut during home run laps, it's one of the toughest games in terms of specific skills, celebrate it.
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Just happy crying at home right now. I can't believe it. Like, the best case scenario.
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@thepursuinglife
My stated reason is we hope to change it from within (we are seeing traction!), and because it still meets certain people's needs.
It's becoming less and less tenable though...
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Today is Phoebes 10th birthday! Look at this brilliant, sassypants!
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I'm honestly stunned.
The last month has been bad and the speed on the results was so fast. We genuinely thought it was the worst news.
I'm just shocked. Delighted, but shocked
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"If somethings worth doing, it's worth doing poorly."
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@LShalott
I think the thing that was innocuous that was also kinda terrifying in retrospect was that baked into every little thing was the idea that we has seen TRUTH and everyone else was misguided at best and warped at worst. If you added Xtian to a thing, it immediately had more value.
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Last night I was telling Olivia about giraffe sex facts and ended up laughing so hard at her indignant responses and then laughing at laughing so much that I ended up hurting my neck.
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9 years ago today. It definitely hurts less often, but I miss my Dad so much. Kill every wasp you see for me.
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Silas' new middle school schedule means he gets on the bus around 6:10. He needs LOTS of time between waking up and actually being awake. He initially wanted me to wake him up at 4. We compromised at 5. It's still BRUTAL for us and today, after a restless night of sleep, I'm beat
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My appointment is at 1pm Pacific.
Good or bad, I'm getting Teriyaki for dinner despite being broke. Just not feeling cooking today.
Well, my oncologist wants to see me tomorrow. That's not good news. 😭😭
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About to head out to my MRI. This time I won't be late.
Hopefully the tumors havent grown.
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@ask_aubry
Posts like this remind me of that eye-opening article laying out how every unplanned pregnancy is the man's fault.
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@d_l_mayfield
Reminds me how Ruth Bader asked if a Supreme Court of just women would be fair, then reminded those who said no, that the opposite had been true for the majority of the court's history.
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I've been doing remote University for a while and I'm going to be meeting people in a professional capacity on Monday and so I splurged on a barber. Looks sharp.
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