Michael Schettig
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@CammmmFryzel
@rigginsslim
When I was watching live my first thought was "that's cool he's gonna get on the podium" and then he just kept going lmfao
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@SkinCareBully
@MichaelaOkla
It also isn't necessary to have a daughter to know you shouldn't kick a woman. Always hate when dudes say the "As the father of a daughter" thing like you should just respect women as a default you don't need to spawn one to get it
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@JasonKPargin
@ShadowTodd
France called a nationwide legislative election and voted 3 weeks later. England took like 6-7 weeks
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@ShadowTodd
Also kinda proved he *does* have moles in Drake's camp bc he had a response to Family Matters already ready to go before it dropped
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@plutonium_p_
@dallaspmarcella
@secondaryjess
@MichaelaOkla
@PulseEngine
@kristinaennis
Also she met him when she was 16 and he was in his late 20s and they got married at 32 and 20 which makes the gap way worse
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@MichaelaOkla
Like That then Push Ups then Euphoria then 6:16 in LA then Family Matters then Meet the Grahams
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@jennjennforev
@ettingermentum
Did you just use a poll where she's winning as an example of how she's a bad candidate who doesn't have a better chance
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@bigblackjacobin
Honestly the best possible answer to that question. Signaling his support to the community while dismissing the person asking the question as someone not worth taking seriously all at once
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@the1526project
@bterris
Well he's 60 years old now and this would've been when he was in his early 30s
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@jon_bois
When I was like 5 years old I used to wonder why players didn't just practice full court shots until they could make it every time because no one defends you that far away
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@ladidaix
@raptalksk
She gets as close as you can without technically being naked in Challengers tho
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@Q_Review
If John Oliver made every episode about the underlying problem then the show would suck because every episode would be about the same thing
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@ShadowTodd
Drake saying "Get more love in the city that you from" is arguably his worst aged bar in a beef full of terribly aged bars
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@lxeagle17
I've always wondered what individual voter has the longest streak of voting for the losing candidate in the country? Is there a Trump/Clinton/Romney/McCain/Kerry/Gore/Dole/Bush/Dukakis voter somewhere in the United States? It's a big country after all
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@NILES100
He didn't let them down lol. Followed up Section 80 with one of the best albums ever and then said fuck it I'll make an even better one
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@Q_Review
If people aren't willing to move on after 43+ hours of content idk what else you can do
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@TheBoogeiman
@PopulismUpdates
This is just you projecting your personal opinion of Democrats and Democratic policies on to the entire electorate and assuming it'll determine how everything plays out
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@lower_votingage
@lxeagle17
If you ask people if they want free college and universal healthcare they'll say yes. If you ask them if they want the tax increases those require they'll say no
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@richard_normal
@rigginsslim
Saying stop comparing Curry to Magic compare him to the guy who was worse than Magic is insane tho
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@Q_Review
"I'm too famous to fuck kids" was a more convincing rebuttal before Epstien and R Kelly and P Diddy proved that's very not true
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@Taniel
I would start tweeting about swing states that I'm not the governor of. Like if I was Andy Beshear I'd just tweet "Man nothing beats getting a cheesesteak and watching a Phillies game"
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@ShadowTodd
Isn't the bit that he's using Rolling Stone music review speak to praise lame music that was not worthy of it
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@gelliottmorris
@lxeagle17
As a young person with predominantly young friends I feel like I would have noticed if my generation shifted 60 points to the right in the last 4 years
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@erinmhk
This is why this will always be my favorite rap name ever. He knows he isn't Big Royce and also isn't Lil Royce. He's Royce da 5'9"
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@ShadowTodd
Evil Twin off MMLP2 was such a perfect end to the Slim Shady persona but it feels like it's his fall back when he has no other ideas (and he's been creatively dead for a decade now)
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@MichaelaOkla
In the 1950s my grandma got pregnant bc she was in high school and no one had ever told her that you could get pregnant from sex so I'm glad we're going back to that. Seems like an excellent strategy
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@NILES100
For some reason this is a controversial opinion but I blame Hillary for Hillary's loss. Run a better campaign and you win
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@Taniel
AZ is a weird outlier here. The other states would be consistent with a tied or even D+1 national vote while AZ looks like an R+4 national vote
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@BayPlant
@ZenOfDesign
@JudeCeloso
Because he makes up his shit and backfits it after the fact to make himself look right
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@ShadowTodd
Post Malone is well on his way to his destiny of being this generation's Kid Rock
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@dustpen01
@PopulismUpdates
Out of the last 18 national polls going back 10 days Trump has a lead in *one* of them
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@JasonKirk_fyi
@dirtbagqueer
It's even better since Kendrick never mentioned Epstein he mentioned Weinstein. Drake got compared to a notorious sex offender and responded by comparing himself to a different, way worse sex offender
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@MattyHarris20
@ForecasterEnten
When I want someone who knows what Democrats should do I turn to the guy whose pinned tweet is a Prager U video
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@GOPJesusUSA
@ettingermentum
@Acyn
Are you under the impression that since they released the poll at midnight that means they gathered the data in the middle of the night?
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@3mu7yod
@umichvoter
Politicians giving their opinions on open investigations/cases is incredibly irresponsible and problematic.
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I made charts for all the different to understand
#NBA
playoff scenarios. Going into Game 82 these are the scenarios. Only one I didn't include was the 6-7 race out West because it's fairly straight forward between New Orleans and Phoenix.
#NBAPlayoffs
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@jermacii
@lucylanexo
@blvckkgrip
@kirawontmiss
That's an insane reach lmfao. He didn't wanna beef with Kendrick so he must be a pedo?!?!?! He stepped out bc Schoolboy Q told him that Kendrick's verse on Like That was aimed at Drake not Cole and that there was no reason for beef between them
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@ThatWeekInSNL
@conorsen
I saw Nate on tour and he plays this skit for the audience before the show while people are getting to their seats
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@dirtbagqueer
I looked at the rosters and uniforms of 20 schools and decided on South Alabama because they had a promising freshman QB. After spending a couple hours getting my custom conferences just right and setting up my recruiting board I play game 1. He's a lefty. Immediately benched.
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@jennjennforev
@ettingermentum
4% absolutely would. Biden won the PV by 4% in 2020 and was elected President.
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@Vols_865
@DrMGSputnik
@BarstoolBigCat
You seem to be missing the point that people couldn't have been booking hotels in advance because they didn't know what city would be hosting. The Super Bowl we know the location years in advance
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@ShadowTodd
Also let the GOP spend their entire convention focused on a man who isn't the nominee.
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@EgorKotkin
@alissakmclean
@vanillaopinions
@shallowmanly
"He had 60 Senators" is such a "I started following politics in 2016 and never bothered to learn anything about the people from before then" take lmfao. Find out who Ben Nelson and Joe Lieberman were before saying Obama "had" them.
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@BoLoudon
This is one of the worst political ads I've ever seen it looks like something a college kid made in an afternoon with basic editing software. I know her campaign is broke but it has to have more money than *this*
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@sisselphus
@Q_Review
What did Jerry Trainor do that we know of? I'm not saying he did anything wrong but idk how he protected anyone
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@conorsen
I think Kamala would probably trade a renewal of the Trump tax cuts for passing the expanded child tax credit and approving her cabinet picks
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@jandrewclark
@Ben_Wetherby
@AndrewPetcash
That is not how it works. Pro athletes pay tax based on where the game was played they don't pay state income tax on their entire salary in their home state
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@baseballot
She's the 2026 Gubernatorial nominee. I'm hoping Peters retires and let's Whitmer run for Senate
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@DannyParkIRL
@gggiants
Do you think the Federal Government was involved in the cover up to protect a Japanese baseball player
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@dougburzum
@ettingermentum
I used to think the same thing in 2017 but my guess at the time was Trumpism would be focused on immigration, isolationism, protectionism. Instead it's "why do we let women who dont have children vote?" And "we should check that 8 year olds genitals to see if she can play sports"
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@JoeMarinoBUF
If they have $7M left that means they could've kept Skinner another year before buying him out which not only helps the team this season but also saves two years of dead cap going forward
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@RadekCdydd
@LeftieStats
When the President and PM are of the same party the PM doesn't do much but when the President and PM are of different parties the President tends to handle foreign policy and the PM domestic policy. The President of France doesn't have veto power
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@JeremyLshow
@USA_Polling
Ohio isn't in play but if he's winning Ohio 49 to 44 or something like that it would point to a general bad performance in the Midwest. Also if Kamala can lose Ohio by 5 instead of 8 that could also be enough to pull Sherrod Brown over the finish line
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@BridgeTwnSmith
@lxeagle17
Not thinking about trans people at all cuts both ways. They don't think about trans people enough to get outraged over their existence but they also don't think about them enough to think about how bad it is for them and how Republicans make it worse
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@DrawingForJesus
@JasonKPargin
@ShadowTodd
Maybe that made sense when candidates had to take railroads
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@conorsen
Race is stable at ~Harris+3 but we're 3 days from the DNC now. We'll have to compare today's average to the average on September 3rd to see if the DNC leaves any long term impact
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@Taniel
No chance she's actually up 8 but if she's up 3 or 4 you'd expect an occasional outlier that has her up by a lot more
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@P_Dawg_
@airbagged
@JustinWhang
It's like when LBJ started a rumor that his opponent had sex with a pig because "I just want to hear the son of a bitch have to deny it"
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@dunkrugering
@dekker
Purdue's press was so funny. UConn would inbound it into the corner, get doubled, and then be on the other side of half court 3 seconds later anyway. We've seen so many college teams panic and throw the ball away when trapped in the corner and UConn just didn't care lol
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@lxeagle17
Well those other races just get tacked on to Presidential polls. Presumably adding a Senate question on to a Michigan Presidential poll you were already going to do is cheaper than running an entire poll of Montana just for the Senate race
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@MikeJViggiano
@lxeagle17
What if someone invites you to be on their show (or I guess come over to their house) and then if you say you won't if they're getting high they say "that's insane that you would expect me to do that." Maher invited *him* Steve-O didn't ask to come on
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@arachno_commie
@Taniel
Yeah thats entirely possible it's just weird considering where AZ was in 2018, 2020, and 2022
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@EPorpoises
@BronYrAurHouse
@ShadowTodd
He was already in the conversation this is just another medal on his chest
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@TheDonallegedly
@umichvoter
This is why people think you're all weird. Shit like this right here
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@Dmuniz231
@__JML__
@flglmn
Bro what? Dennis being a serial sexual predator has been a running joke getting more and more intensity over the seasons but you don't think they'd do a roofie joke?
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@ShadowTodd
If you're gonna name your album after yourself add some sort of flourish. The Marshall Mathers LP. Tha Carter. Just something simple makes it sound better. Is it a coincidence that Nasir is one of Nas' worst albums? (probably yes but the title also sucks)
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@Boilers32
@MMolloy23
@Great_Pretenda8
@DZimmer23
@darrenrovell
How many people are watching women's college ball for the first time because of her
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@awfulannouncing
This only works if you're up 1, make the first FT, and the question is do you want to be up 3 with the other team running an inbounds play or up 2 with them playing from live action
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@dirtbagqueer
You can get 4 stars even if they don't want to sign with you. I got 5 in my first year with South Alabama. Just look for players in your state with the Proximity To Home deal-breaker who don't have offers from bigger in state programs.
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@bruhham25
@fare_wanderslut
You can be autistic and a bad person. Autistic people are still people just like everyone else with their own flaws.
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@MantisTB
@unimportantspam
She's not the President all she has right now is "talk" what do you want her to do other than call for the ceasefire that you want
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@DallasAnalytics
@NateSilver538
1) She was previously just Biden's VP so her approval/favorability was directly tied to Biden's. Now she's her own person
2) People were desperate for an option that wasn't Trump or Biden
3) The campaign rollout was excellent and generated a ton of positive press
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@ShadowTodd
Idk how the scoring system works but Not Like Us should be negative points for Drake. The way a QB loses points for an interception
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@lxeagle17
Hillary struggled to put away a 75 year old Socialist that no one had ever heard of and wasn't even a Democrat. Do not doubt her ability to fumble an election.
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@Taniel
When Leahy retired I had a conversation with some progressive doomers on here who said Vermont would probably go red without him and used this fact as their reasoning (Welch won by 40% of the vote)
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@lxeagle17
He could also just take an edible before Steve-O shows up if he needs to be high 24/7
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@ShadowTodd
The country music turn, sharing conspiracy theories, shitting on the Hip Hop community after co-opting their culture to become rich and famous. Last step is to officially endorse Republican candidates and he'll be Kid Rock 2.0
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