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L + get ratioed by wenlock and mandeville
British twitter is all shitting on the olympics ceremony right now because they're mad it's better than the 2012 london opening ceremony
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THE RT. HON GOOD GIRL
🚨 NEW: The guide dog in the Commons belongs to the new Lib Dem MP for Torbay Steve Darling, who is registered blind
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He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn
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please excuse any politics nerds you know as today and tomorrow are basically their equivalent of christmas eve and christmas day
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Big fan of how nobody's told Ed about the general election yet so we're just following him on holiday
Lib Dem leader
@EdwardJDavey
has taken to the water once again as part of his party's general election campaign.
Today, the Lib Dems are campaigning about children's mental health.
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You are just coping and seething because they ratioed you
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I went through each seat from the election to see how the results would change if Reform UK hadn't stood any candidates and the result (to my surprise) didn't change quite as dramatically as I thought they would:
LAB: 384 (-27)
CON: 162 (+41)
LDM: 64 (-8)
SNP: 7 (-2)
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"Much bleeding took place" entering my vocabulary now
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Really the best time for Rishi to call the election would've been last autumn whilst Farage was in the jungle because could you imagine how much he'd have been seething if he got out only to realise he'd missed the election by like a day
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I'd be highkey seething at Rishi if he called an election when I was on route to this
They've laid on all of this for David Cameron in Tirana, and he's flying straight back. Poor form.
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They hate his ass omg
🚨 NEW: Theresa May has said if she was still PM she would have used an umbrella to declare the election
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@Telegraph
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I didn't see "hat" at first
These MRP polls are a menace. If this is the result I will eat
@RoryStewartUK
hat live on
@Channel4
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i like having a nuclear deterrent
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Run from it, hide from it,
🚨 NEW: Tom Wilson has been picked as Labour’s candidate to stand against Rishi Sunak in Richmond & Northallerton
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do not photograph volunteers like this omfg, not least seeing as this person probably would've been canvassing for you just a few days ago, there esp wasn't any need to add a photo of them when you'd already taken your grievances out/made your point clear enough
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Genuinely just so so funny that it's John Major of all people who achieved this, not Thatcher, not Blair, not Cameron or Johnson, but *John Major*
TL;DR John Major still has a decent chance of sustaining his ‘92 record for most total votes (standing at 14.1 million)
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bookmarking this for when the Richmond and North Allerton by-election happens
Rishi Sunak pledges to serve as MP for full term if Tory party loses election
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Ed Davey's new stunt gone wrong then
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Ok but the UK one has objectively had much more success than the US has ever achieved so maybe there's something to learn here idk
Compare and contrast the leadership of the UK & US Green Party.
They are on different planets.
We need to make the English version like the American one. Fast.
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'vital' Imagine what that £7000 could do for a food bank or somet
🚨 NEW: I'm launching a fundraiser to poll Islington North (Jeremy Corbyn's seat), so we can get some clear data on the contest.
But polling is expensive, so I need YOU 🫵
We need to raise £7,000 by 17 June to make it happen.
LINK:
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The fact this was in the same parliament, genuinely hilarious how quickly it all came crashing down for them
IF YOU’RE JUST WAKING UP- the latest from the wall
The Tories have won the Hartlepool by election and have won it handsomely. Majority of nearly 7000. First time the seat has been won by a Tory since 1959. Only third time a govt has won a by election off an opp since 1982
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She seems so nasty for literally no reason, it'd be a gift for the other parties if she ended up as LOTO
Badenoch's first exchange with
@AngelaRayner
starts sweetly, but spirals to "I know what we should have done, that we didn't do" and "riots in Leeds" being down to "sectarian violence".
Concludes with "Labour have a tough act to follow" at which the House erupts in laughter. ~AA
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CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told.
As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won London, whilst Andy Street keeping his job in the West Midlands is on a “knife edge”.
NEW: First Westminster voting intention from the campaign period.
23 point Labour lead.
LAB 47 (-1)
CON 24 (-3)
LD 11 (+3)
GRN 3 (+1)
RFM 8 (-)
SNP 3 (-)
OTH 4 (-)
F/w 24th - 27th May. Changes vs. 22nd May 2024.
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Am I mistaken or hasn't Keir Starmer spoke in the past about how his wife's got anxiety over coming out with him on events, etc/doesn't particularly like the spotlight? I'd happily just ignore her and pretend she doesn't exist tbh, I don't think we don't need this
A future First Lady? With prime ministerial power in reach for Sir Keir Starmer, his wife Victoria could emerge from her north London cocoon into the global limelight. But who is she?
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Introducing the biggest alternative history timeline I've ever done: The Sanders-Trump Presidency!
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The Greens might actually end up on 0 seats because of it being in July, oh my
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scenario:
>ben houchen wins
>andy street wins
>the tories do better than expected because of reform not standing many LE candidates
>rishi misinterprets this as them improving and calls the GE for summer
>total wipeout.jpeg
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grrrrrr no poll or MRP or anything has shown this to be a possibility learn how FPTP works before putting out half-arsed analysis i am begging you
“That would be something astonishing”
Could Reform UK be the biggest party in opposition after the election?
Listen to Laura Kuenssberg, Chris Mason and Paddy O’Connell discuss on the latest
#BBCNewscast
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He's just been told he is not allowed any more goes. Because of woke
Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey is visiting Somerset today as part of his election campaign.
The rain didn't seem to get in the way as he tried out the 'Ultimate Slip N Slide' in Shepton Mallet.
He's just been told he is not allowed any more goes.
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The main results of there being no Reform candidates are:
a.) a reduced Labour majority of 120
b.) a lot of LAB/LDM v CON races become significantly tighter
c.) Penny Mordaunt retains her seat
d.) Tories aren't wiped out in Wales and make net gains in Scotland
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Kemi Badenoch now only has a majority of 2,610 votes in North West Essex, it's not implausible that in a scenario where she ends up as Leader of the Opposition, she ends up doing a Jo Swinson and loses her seat
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possibly the most cursed five-minute rush job i've ever made but eh, here you go
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The 2024 United Kingdom General Election but Keir Starmer does a 1945
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this person would have an aneurism if they ever stepped foot in an english pub
He was literally gonna rape her in that episode and that’s what you upset about 😐
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People need to lower their expectations immediately
My benchmarks:
<40 - disappointing night
40-49 - about expectations
50-62 - good night
63-69 - fantastic night
>=70 - absolutely unbelievable, knight ed again. sir sir ed davey
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screams in [AHHHHHHHHH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT]
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What do you hope to actually achieve by standing against John McDonnell
It’s finally official ….. 👏 👏 👏
I will be standing in Hayes & Harlington against John McDonnell.
My message to the people of Hayes is
“Vote for Labour is a vote for Genocide”
Let’s go for the change in Hayes. It’s about time, We need a new MP in Hayes. I love my
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Sky News > BBC News for definite now
Sky's been reporting on these riots comprehensively and bringing updates in ASAP, their reporters are in the line of fire, just in general, the reporting on a lot of stuff lately has been x10000 what we've seen from BBC News - appalling
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🗳️ And now the fight is on for the spot of third party in parliament. Will it be the SNP or the Lib Dems…?
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stephen flynn representing his 9 MPs apologising to the speaker for trying to coup him last parliament... oh it gives me life, loool
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This is part of why I think she's going to very narrowly lose Brighton Pavilion to Labour
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"I did get the 10 MPs needed to stand but you wouldn't know them, they go to a different school"
BREAKING: Suella Braverman has announced she will not be standing to be the next Conservative leader
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The contrast to their 2019 campaign is amazing; a complete lack of coherent strategy, just vibes
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Shock
🚨 NEW: Former Tory minister Chris Skidmore says will vote Labour for the first time because Rishi Sunak has been “siding with climate deniers”
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@PippaCrerar
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There will be no justice in this world until The Thick of It is reinstated to BBC iPlayer
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Full respect for Jess Philips here, glad she beat them
Really ugly scenes during
@jessphillips
‘ acceptance speech. Absolutely appalling; men shouting down a woman when she’s legitimately won an election is disgraceful and a bad look for our democracy.
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Which ancient deity did Rishi Sunak piss off so badly omg
EXCLUSIVE
Rishi Sunak ordered to publish a secret analysis showing impact of removing Universal Credit support
The Information Commissioners' Office has overruled the Treasury - which refused to release info on Covid-era uplift
Deadline 21 June
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Introducing my final alternative history timeline of 2022...
Down the Rabbit Hole: What if Britain was part of the United States? (Part 1?)
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they're losing SEVENOAKS? they actually might be about to get completely wiped out
TVA4 - the code sending chills down spines of Tory canvass teams.
It's what their Vote Source software says are Reform waverers.
But hearing endless reports that when those doors are knocked they are not just wavering but almost always GONE.
South is very, very bad for the
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wyd when rishi goes to the podium and it's just him bragging about inflation being down
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Oh hang on that means we've got a Conservative leadership election to look forward to over the summer
Priti Patel LOTO by October conference
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Oh so *now* you don't like it when people in hotels are fearing for their own safety
Get a grip "snowflake", this is on you
My kids are crying , we come here so I could spend some quality time with them . Now they are scared people are coming here to get them. The daily Mail have purposely doxxed the exact location of my family . How can they be allowed to do this.
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Rayner vs Farage is going to be entertaining hope she slays him
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage confirms he will take part in the 7-way debate on Friday
Confirmed names so far:
- Labour: Angela Rayner
- Tories: Penny Mordaunt
- Reform UK: Nigel Farage
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the fact we're likely going to see the tories, the SNP *and* the DUP crashing and burning at the same time? oh how the stars have aligned
Westminster Voting Intention (Northern Ireland):
SF: 26% (+3)
DUP: 20% (-11)
APNI: 15% (-2)
UUP: 13% (+1)
SDLP: 10% (-5)
TUV: 8% (NEW)
AON: 2% (+1)
GRN: 1% (+1)
PBP: 1% (=)
IND: 4% (+3)
Via
@LucidTalk
,
Changes w/ 2019 General Election.
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I simultaneously want a hung parliament and the worst result for the Tories in decades, you understand
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i unironically think ed davey would've been a very welcome contrast in this debate
#sunakvstarmer
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Sky News can't speak to their reporters on the ground because the rioters are turning against media on-site and at least two cameras have been smashed, actually insane
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NO WAY? 64 SEATS? WE'VE OVERTAKEN 2005? NO WAY NO ACTUAL WAY
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A chad like Ed Davey with animal whispering powers would've fed them all in seconds
Rishi Sunak and David Cameron are attempting to feed sheep at a farm in North Devon. The sheep have run away.
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How is this not just basically a defection, you might as well cross the floor at this point
🚨 BREAKING: Tory MP Lucy Allen is backing Reform UK in her constituency at the general election
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the yearly tradition of a new generation of politics twitter discovering the jonesy letter continues
This letter details very clearly why Jonesy (you know who) is BANNED from being in labour.
Vile.
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LAB: 496 (+294)
LDM: 44 (+33)
CON: 43 (-323)
SNP: 42 (-6)
a result which would be absolute scenes, the opposition changing every other month thanks to the latest defection, suspension or by-election win
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 49% (-1)
CON: 23% (-6)
LDEM: 13% (+6)
GRN: 3% (-)
via
@IpsosUK
, 07 - 13 Dec
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I think we're going to see a few new Lab/Lib battleground seats being created in the south as a result of the Tory vote collapsing /that hard/
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I'm genuinely bewildered at the lack of immediate action in that statement from Keir Starmer
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the labour candidate in clacton has got DRIP
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They've only just got maps wtf?
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‘When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to. You don’t look at the electorate and ask them: ‘What were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask: ‘What were we doing?’ - Keir Starmer, 2020
New MP Sarah Dyke thanks Labour voters in Somerton and Frome who lent their votes to the Lib Dem. Isn’t it a pity that Lib Dems in Uxbridge didn’t lend their votes to Labour. So much for the progressive alliance cobblers !
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God I can't wait for them to get rid of Laura Kuennsberg, just useless journalism
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak drinks “industrial strength” tea to start his day whilst Keir Starmer opts for a coffee
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@BBCNews
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@FinnWhiteGPEW
I mean we can argue all we want about how unfair the monarchy as an institution is, etc, etc - but irrespective of that, he is still the head of state so it makes sense he'd want updates on something like this occurring
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Oh my goodness it's going to be Canada 1993
BREAKING:
Nigel Farage announces that he will stand in the election in Clacton
He's taking over Reform UK
Makes the uphill battle for Rishi Sunak even more challenging
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So it is written, so it is done
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Miss girl is itching to be given the boot so she can claim she was cancelled by Labour or whatever, such an attention seeker
🚨 NEW: Rosie Duffield has claimed Labour has an “issue with women” and Rishi Sunak is nicer to her than Keir Starmer
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@christopherhope
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@olli_watkins
me feeling safe in the knowledge the country is ready to defend ourselves if needs be like
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Now there's a thought, the election being in July means we'll end up with at least a few months where both the UK Prime Minister and the US President are centre-left/social democrat-leaning for the first time since Gordon Brown and Obama in 2010
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Many voters in Cheshire were writing "Where is Sinn Fein?" on their ballots
Receiving these from Labour supporters in Northern Ireland today.
It's a good question!
Voters choosing to spoil their ballot rather than vote for a party they don't support.
#DemocracyDenied
#Right2Stand
#RT
@peterkyle
@Keir_Starmer
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Sorry but Beth Rigby going off on a long tangent about there potentially being a hung parliament is so annoying, like, actually stop gaslighting us, Labour are 20 points ahead, this is so irritating
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Genuinely think he could personally drag the party down to like 2 seats by himself
‘It was incredible, but it just ran over. Apologies for keeping you’
@RishiSunak
sits down for an interview with
@PaulBrandITV
last week after leaving D-Day events in France early
Watch full interview on the Tonight programme on ITV at 7pm
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please don't pick on kids for still believing in santa... I know adults who still believe the tories can actually win the next election
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was anyone going to tell me that UKIP elected a new leader *last week* and they're now led by... a woman who looks like she'd manage the *fuck* out of a primark-
you'd go in to her store looking for a refund, then come out half an hour later traumatised-
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A campaign which considers a seat like this where you lost by a maj of just 3k last time "unwinnable" enough that not standing a candidate is fine, is probably just a little more cooked than they're letting on
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I need to see the first polling post-Farage return so badly I need to see the Tories crashing
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@StatisticUrban
begging anarchists to think about what anarchy would be like practically when executed... actually have a deep think about it
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