Brittney🥪
@kurizmatik
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🦁🦁❄️✈️🏜️ #VegasBorn #MNTwins #BringTheNice #skol #AllInLV
Nevada, USA
Joined March 2009
Boomer sitting next to me at sports book: did you hear they tried to shoot Trump again? . Me : 🤷🏼♀️ oh well. Nobody gives a damn when kids are blown to pieces for simply existing at their desks why should I care about him ?.
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do people have this much disposable income to call the ambulance because edibles?? Unless you took some gas station trash, then you get what you got and “10x normal” means this is that. dumb.
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@iamdrjoe Had a coworker who was asked to make a thing for someone and accidentally torched a tooth. Here’s a burnt tooth.
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@Trust_Danger Wasn’t the guy they were looking for already detained? Didn’t they serve a no-knock warrant and the bf was on the phone with police saying he thought someone was breaking in? Go lick those boots a little harder dolt.
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@JerryYWFN Aaaaactually mass shooters are generally white, Christian, males who feel emasculated. Have you looked in the mirror lately Jerbear?.
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@LetMeLive88 @Deniciosoo He was doing the same to this woman. She has a video of him saying the cops won’t do anything because he’s friends with them.
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@bradtherambler Stop. Buying. Gas. Station. Edibles. I have barked plenty about how stupid synthetic cannabinoids are.
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@JerryYWFN @jaketapper Well aren’t you just what millions of years of evolution have come down to. Try holding your breath for as long as you can and do us a favor.
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@NBCNightlyNews @kevtibs Neat, now that they’ve made it damn near financially unaffordable for everyone else.
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@robbystarbuck @Cajsa @PhilippeReines @ChelseaClinton Phew! Oh man I’m so glad the world will continue to spin. Stop holding women accountable for the acts of men. Should your daughter have to account for the sins of every man she engages with?.
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I see the part of Twitter that can’t fight its way out of a wet paper bag has logged on. Howdies.
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While we’re all here. Stop buying anything labeled THC-O or THC-P or any synthetic cannabinoid.
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@sweetcsdesigns @bendreyfuss The maternal mortality rate in Australia in 2021 was 5.8, in the USA that number was 32.9.
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@HurstAthletics @HurstMensHockey This your boy?
I usually don’t post anything serious on my twitter but something happened Saturday night and just can’t stomach the thought of this kid getting away with it. In the video below is a @MercyhurstU student and is currently on the @HurstMensHockey team. Carson Briere.
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@SpaceMonk__ @holy_schnitt With cookies so undercooked they might as well just sell what we really want. Cookie Dough.
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@zcyoungblood @azuredawn9 @FoxNews “Still bitter about the election” cries the emotionally unhinged little man.
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@patryanreports @news4buffalo Lots of homeless vets could be helped with whatever $$$$ this costs.
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@Amtrak Do they leave their kids on the side of the road after they poop their pants too???.
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@010102iv000 @MishimaFudanshi They call the cops when a Black person walks down the street, why are you surprised?.
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@Harrietcreigh @cchapman1956 @yashar Kayleigh, Jeffrey, Jack Mingston. The whole lot, they're terrible delusional sycophants.
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@kimkim579 @AntheaButler if I was a high profile athlete and decided to fly into Russia right before a war pops off to collect my paycheck, then nobody hears from me for almost THREE WEEKS and nobody starts sounding alarms??? Surround yourself with better people.
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@Imposter_Edits No different than Latino white supremacists thinking the white folks will be on their side in the end 🥴😵💫.
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@mattduss @mehdirhasan We can stop growing alfalfa for them in *checks notes* the desert of Arizona. Not like we have a water crisis or anything. hey .@CAPArizona what are you doing about this??. You knew in 2015 it was a problem and didn’t do anything.
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show me a more effective PR campaign than the one in the 90s about cutting these rings.
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@TugboyFresh Nah. Then he should be buying edibles from a dispensary where they’re tested and clearly marked with the potency so this thing doesn’t happen. This is pure stupidity.
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@Stonekettle They ask their SkyDaddy to make sure it’s not THEIR CHILD who has their face blown off. That THEIR CHILD doesn’t need an abortion. Because they’re all selfish hypocrites
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@WellUmmActually @ggqt3 This hero worshipping of them for DOING THEIR JOB is why they think they can get away with literal murder.
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@savannahelisse yup. They walked all the way down the sidewalk, poked their head over my gate, saw a weed and quaked in horror. So my emailed proof of it pulled back and asked if they were waiting to fix the east gate until they collected enough violation $$ 😑
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@minxiv7 @MollyJongFast Have you not figured out that we are but mere broodmares in their eyes? Your only role is to provide a birthing vessel.
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@NicholasHeurich @TheMothRules @KariLake He was shot in the head at close range. The folks in his unit burned his diaries and tried to cover up his murder after he started openly questioning our involvement in the war.
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@APunishedCrab @NotABigJerk @Skye_Is_Back I had just bought some sliced baguettes and the next day was eating them and was like oh noes these taste like the smell of the incubators when they take yeast/mold plates out at work. Looked and yup 💀🤮. The amount of folks cool with Aspergillus is not cool either 😬🫣.
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@QasimRashid He took her to the drugstore to get abortion pills. Abortions for me, not for thee.
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@c0wgirlonline my work always threatens the “if owners find out you’re talking about salaries someone’s getting fired” and I just reply with LABOR VIOLATION and I’ll take every last cent.
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Hey @Drake why did someone from your entourage steal my dudes scooter from T-Mobile arena Saturday night while he was working? Walked right out the loading dock with it. It’s on video.
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@fawfulfan Yup! We bought the Hybrid Ford Maverick truck. Little beast gets about 40 mpg. Perfect size and function for those who dont need a giant truck but more functionality than a small crossover. The base models of these start at $20k for a hybrid.
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@AmericaFirstPol @SenDeanHeller @PatJGarrett deplorable disgusting humans who get off on the idea of tax breaks for the rich and ripping Medicaid away from those most vulnerable.
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@THECannaMama Ma’am. They shut the pools down when the adults poop in the pools in Las Vegas. It’s called water testing.
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@dremilyportermd Grandpa only made it 5 days after grandma passed. The night before he was asking where she was and we told him it was ok to go to her. They were married 62 years.
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@jeff_lanenews Will you be doing a follow up story about how this isn’t a thing? Do you do a story every time a patient is administered fentanyl and the exposure to the nurses Jeffrey???.
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@SadlerVaden @TheRealHoarse They didn’t say shit when a dude shot up their festival, killed 60 and injured almost 900.
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@S_Insley_H No different than flipping through magazines back in the day and passing them back and forth.
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@TheHerbalT @reagainz @BrooklynUlrich @Leg_baseball Found the guy who will sexually assault women based on the clothes they are wearing and say she shouldn’t have dressed like that then.
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@samsraps @zillowgonewild in a functioning society there’s good infrastructure and public transportation.
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lol they’re gonna keep killing us because the shareholders demand it.
UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty says that the company will continue the legacy of Brian Thompson and will combat 'unnecessary' care for sustainability reasons.
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@davenewworld_2 For the uninformed, the video was recorded with a 360° camera, he wasn’t taking a selfie.
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@TheWapplehouse It’s because now her bottom line is affected after her terribad AMA on Reddit she was doing to try and get $$ to launch a graphic novel.
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@MaxNordau @davidrkadler Yeah Israel murdered its own people at the music festival. But you knew this.
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@BadRowdyRacing @emmdee22 @janashortal @SymoneDSanders @kare11 “Can’t watch KARE11” but can still find the time to harass its employees by being triggered by *checks notes* aggressive hair.
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@WomanDefiner @ghoulhag @macraycomics @SandmanMGTOW Men not understanding how contouring and makeup works is always funny. Show us your chins Paul.
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@Ruknighttime @IngrahamAngle and yet nobody on the Left needed a safe space or tit to suckle on 5 years ago when it was Obama.
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@wapplehouse They took away his license.
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@co79320522 @TMZ loooool go be a Mexican living in a small white rural town (less than 1,000 people) and see how you like it.
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@HurstAthletics @HurstMensHockey Oooo!! I got an idea, you buy a new wheelchair for the one your player broke.
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@nickpwing @ashleyfeinberg There are a lot of angry chuds in this thread. Holy. Shit. I am so sorry this is what you put up with daily.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Will they pass a law saying only married men can be prescribed viagra? Probs not. 🙃.
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@Zynnwood @DFluffybunny @phriendlyphotog Because they don’t pay enough but have the resources to do this?! Come on. Pull your head outta your ass.
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@Blondegrl1958 @bigbadwolf16205 @HuffPost When exactly IS the right time for you people? Because we can’t talk about guns after a school shooting, we can’t talk about guns after church massacres, or concerts. When then? . When and where can we talk about this absolute shitshow of an administration???.
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I dont know what the drama is but my spidey senses and ick went up a long time ago. Use your critical thinking skills fellow bird friends.
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@KendallRaeOnYT @901Lulu Or it’s surfaced someone where and the occupants have no way of getting out. Nightmare fuel.
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