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@savannahelisse
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just a girl that likes to do things sometimes! 18+ šŖ“
your dreams
Joined September 2014
thereās a girl arguing with me saying she knows a girl who had 40 abortions in a year and im likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦are you fucking stupid.
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so this is fucking insane.
women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say.
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my cousin just got his PhD and nobody will hire him because heās overqualified so he has to move back homeā¦ā¦. everything is fake and nothing is real.
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you mean the draft that ended in 1973?.
Call Her Daddy Girl: āAre there any laws that give the government control over a manās body?ā. Kamala Harris: āNoā. The correct answer is the draft.
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if i push out a baby and my husband thinks my body is ugly afterwards i will literally k*ll him.
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my HOA sent me a complaint about weeds being in my front yard and they took a picture of meā¦.pulling the weedsā¦. and sent it to me saying I needed to do something about it ???? omfg.
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what are some girl equivalents to gestures like a guy opening a car door or carrying you over a puddle.
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i sued someone for this once and they had to file bankruptcy and register as a sex offender btw.
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women can only get pregnant once a monthā¦. itās apparent to me now that a good amount of people donāt know this! U should know this.
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ate an edible before my flight and Iāve been wondering when weāre gonna take offā¦.the plane lands in 15 mins :).
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when i finish sucking dick i crush it against my forehead like a beer can.
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if i went to college for 10+ years to NOT get a job imma get violent.
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my dads out of town and i just went over to his house to deep clean it while heās gone and there was a lizard running around his kitchen and when i told him he was like āhell yeah thatās Kevinā.
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like i was literally out there???? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.
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Also! Women do not produce eggs. We are born with all of our eggs. We donāt make more <3.
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i need someone to explain to me why itās ok for men to have sex but itās not ok for women to have sex.
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A lot of men seem to not understand the concept of consent. Muting this, argue amongst yourselves. Iām not going into detail about that case but ladies-if you have the evidence, sue em. š¤.
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i would never date someone thatās religiousš„².
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āYouāre so tightā yeah bro Iām not turned on but go off š«”.
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we need to have the important conversation about how reverse cowgirl is the worst position.
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@trustfund_ron how do they expect people to get work experience in a PhD program where theyāre working 80+ a week hours for free?.
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Blowjobs, shutting up, cooking, and cleaning are not small romantic gestures. Yall just went a sex slave ffs.
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@DumbDumbDuggan i appreciate my neighborhood not being allowed to look trashy but it was literally like 5 weeds that I was ACTIVELY PULLING.
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want a husband soooo bad so we can roll around in the grass and look at bugs and then ill sit on his face for 3 hours.
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āsheās not gonna let you hit broā actually, I might! so stfu <3.
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i once stopped talking to a guy because he didnāt put his cart away at the grocery store.
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this next generation of kids is about to be soooooo dumb lmao.
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sharing a country with people who think the government is creating hurricanes to distract from polling numbers really sucks.
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Omg ok hold on im DOING IT.
i have a little surprise for u guys at 100k ā¦ā¦. hehehe.
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she married a guy that lowkey wants to deport her and i think thatās hilarious.
Men donāt really want OF, porn, or alcohol. They want a pretty woman to love them like this.
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@observerherb Blowjobs, laundry, cooking and cleaning are not equivalent to small chivalrous gestures.
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this is what i imagine hell is like.
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if men didnāt exist for 24 hours what would you do? Iād go on a nighttime walk and then go out to a bar and not look behind me every 5 seconds.
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having a partner thatās romantic and sweet after dating someone that hates you is such a breath of fresh air.
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hey sooooo not to be annoying but could you confirm that you still like me and have not decided to randomly hate me.
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i am fully aware that i will never be completely respected because of onlyfans. find me not complaining about that on vacation 17 times a year š¤.
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