flirty fofty
@geebgoblin
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number 1 hater of all things ohio & inflatable lawn decor
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Joined August 2018
they had to put out an apb for my waist. it’s been over 72 hours and the chances of finding it are slim (pun intended)
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@savannahelisse opening his car door and carrying him over a puddle because he’s my baby boy.
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@friccvicc when my ex would do blow, he would secretly ask other men for head in the bathroom at bars and then act like he had stomach issues so he could hide from me in the bathroom back at home and sext people on the internet lol.
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rob playing leah all over again for re-coupling safety knowing he’s going to be telling the new bombshell he lov-likes her within a week just like andrea #loveislandusa .
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after tonight’s theatrics from movie night & as a vpr girly… rob is giving sandoval & aaron is giving spineless sidekick schwartz i fear. aaron showing no emotion towards his woman but risking it all for his bromance while rob manipulates everyone in the villa #loveislandusa 🍅
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@1ovesickangel this happened to me once and he tried to make me feel better by saying he met her at a sex festival in key west and they were just friends and i kept pushing and the next day he mysteriously unfollowed her and refused to talk about it.
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@whudani @letjxriellelive stealing quotes tweets as your own reply and only getting 30 likes must hurt.
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andrea trying to get back in the villa after she sees cassidy going for rob #loveislandusa .
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bf vs no bf
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@UrcheonGrindel @friccvicc he told me that he and his childhood best friend who is his current best friend would do oral on each other growing up. he would use blow to act out his repressed homosexuality and then become irate if i brought it up after he got caught. crazy work.
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ahem
post a pic where your body was insane.
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@YSLONIKA did his girlfriend just not care about him at all? like was she also an addict or did she just literally not care?.
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i wish it was illegal to be corny some of you need life in prison.
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@lethalrejection yet you’re giving her free engagement, thus validating this promo campaign 😭.
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@MrJasonHolden @InternetH0F maybe consider that this being believable is the bigger problem.
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@prajapatiraj73 @PicturesFoIder no one ever taught me how to cook either but i’m a grown person who can read and luckily that’s all it takes. doesn’t take a genius to download pinterest and read instructions.
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a bitch so dedicated to society she puts the cart away in the rain
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miguel watching kordell and leah go in on each other over the 90 10 comment that miguel spread while he left leah to fend for herself #loveislandusa .
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jenette mccurdy i have the role of a lifetime for you.
she looks like she’s having a me espresso
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@theashhole317 @Lavender_Haaze “I didn't even have it long enough to lose the remote between the cushions.” sent me.
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@suepernovas consenting adult claims harassment because she idolizes celebrities & sent 1 nudes and they didn’t date her after. knowingly sending a man who just had a baby and has been in relationships while you’ve been sending them explicit photos and only placing judgement on him rather.
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@e_asherah no this is perfect. if you lived in the victorian era, you would surely be poisoned by a jealous wife you’re so pretty.
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australian barbie is giving aquamarine. we are so back. give her a green card immediately. #loveislandusa
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4k this 4k that how about you get off twitter and get your 4klift certification like a real man.
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what if my reply guys don’t know i’m kind-hearted, filled with whimsy, and have stars in my eyes?
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you rang ??
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@houseofeffie @bitch_rights you’re weird for that. leave children out of adult drama. also, you don’t know any of these people. they’re literally strangers. so odd.
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nobody asks you how hard it is to always be the most fuckable person at your local walmart
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you’re in his dm’s, i’m in an epsom salt bubble bath ignoring him in mine
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Ladies if he:. - drinks too much Starbucks.- cuts his own hair.- sometimes puts his underwear on inside out at concerts.- seldom sees the sun.- hates almost everyone . He’s not your boyfriend, he’s Sammy Clifford.@sammyisawstr .@wstrband.
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@flourishedfern she probably didn’t have butterflies while she fought for her life for years but you don’t see her complaining.
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this is what i looked like before my eating disorder relapsed lol
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serena and kordell hive, suit back up #loveislandusa
i love when beautiful powerful women have a little freak that follows them around.
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@zenkaihaze @YSLONIKA anyone with common sense would seek emergency medical aid when witnessing another person in a state of mania like that.
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@itsstitty that’s what secured her being his recoupling pick, she knew to stay silent if she wanted to stay in that villa 😂.
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watched a man completely raw dog a buffet the other day (he stuck his bare hands in the meatballs).
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this bitch needs to worry less about the “little girl” in her and more about the literal little boy in her. this is so sick i feel queasy
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@tradingMaxiSL @historyinmemes it’s cool how the netflix show, spinning out had the character kat resemble her with this outfit. so cute
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i will protect you with my life, cookie
saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him
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6. Show us a picture of you at the beginning of the year and now.
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