Justsomeguy
@I_Know_A_Dude
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Embodied energy, wannabe Chef, Dasher extraordinare, cat rescuer, thespian. Lost everything, but still continue. I follow back. Lean left, and mourn America.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not just period tracker apps that tell when you're pregnant. All major retail stores (loyalty programs) track your purchases and can also tell if you are pregnant. That way they can direct coupons specifically for you.
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@jiggyjayy2
Nah, it's the her admitting she played with it when he was a baby that got me. 🤦
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@justinboldaji
A wonderful bird is the Pelican
His mouth can hold more,
Than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week,
But darned if I know
How the helican.
-Dixon Lanier Merrit
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@BrettFavre
@elonmusk
You drive a Ford, so you don't know much about non-electric cars either....
But sexual assault, defrauding welfare, disappointing fan bases, and being a 💩 human are topics you are an expert on!
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@ask_aubry
Can almost guarantee he makes posts wondering why girls won't give a "nice guy" like him a shot.🤦
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@ask_aubry
She should clean out his "hobby room" so he can "grow up", and have a nursery when the kid comes for visitation. Cause ain't no way she should stay in that relationship, he doesn't care about her as a person.
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@KeneAkers
DEI is their way of saying what they don't have the balls to actually say...
Ironically enough, Dale Earnhardt Inc, was the first use of DEI. 🤷
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@iamAtheistGirl
If they are in the maternity ward, they are close to giving birth. This dude inventing his own "late term abortion" story and thinks it bolsters his own argument. I've said it before, I'll say it again, they aren't sending their best. 🤦
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@ask_aubry
I'm betting "I let the good lord get a hold of my heart" tells me the dad is probably why the young man needs therapy. He's an adult, his business is no longer yours.
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@TheTVAddicted
I'm just hoping the part we don't see is "dear old dad" getting the brakes beat off him backstage left.
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@KarlBarthVEVO
I'm currently 38 hours alcohol free. This after drinking at least half a fifth of rum every night since Nov. 11, 2021. Every. Single. Night.
The insomnia has already started, headache too. It's only going to get worse before it gets better. So now y'all know one.
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@ask_aubry
5-10 minutes... This guy setting that bar HIGH!
If his wife IS getting it somewhere else, GOOD FOR HER!!
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@CatholicLeague
The
@CatholicLeague
are passionate defenders of pedophilia. Indeed, there is no record of them opposing church leadership's covering up, and even enabling sexual abuse of children at any time, or for any reason whatsoever.
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@turtisjackson
Just say you don't like him because he's black and be done with it. Stop tiptoeing around it. We already know.
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@kirawontmiss
Because tipping has been the way of this land for 30+ years... If you can't afford to tip, knowing that's the culture, you don't need to be eating out.
We can't make employers pay more, without a major shift in our economy.
If you still choose NOT to tip, it goes back to the
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@ask_aubry
If the gifts aren't the same amount (for the sane damn birthday), you're showing favoritism.
Maybe if he had a relationship with his daughter, she'd know the value of money, and would use a car to get herself a job to bring in more money.
But he did not bother to talk to her,
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@tatereeves
Yes, deny healthcare coverage to the "least among us", just like your Jesus said...
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@ask_aubry
When a customer meets me outside as a DoorDasher, I ALWAYS ask the name, too many folks are willing to steal someone else's food.
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@RepNancyMace
Ummm, I think someone has misled you about what the gop is the party of. Diversity is welcome in no way, shape or form. Need proof, look at all of your gop "leaders", now tell me how diverse they are. 😂
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@highbrow_nobrow
@Acyn
Except with women, and people of color, and LGBTQ, and intellectuals, and teachers, and doctors, and college professors, and librarians....
Other then that, we'll leave you alone...
A gay man saying that is really something else.🤣
We NEED to see the kompromat!
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@CompletedStreet
Well the US is run by corporations, their primary concern is profit. Customers, employees, innovation all come after the bottom line. So "work-life" balance in America is not really important to most companies.
That's why we can't have nice things. 🤷
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@piper4missouri
All my 4 kids came via C-section. When they were doing the first, they pulled something from my wife that looked like a head, and set it to the side, I was freaked out! Then they pulled the baby out, and put whatever the first thing was back.
My hernia surgery was LESS invasive.
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@stabfreeman
Imagine h*tting your thumb with a hammer... Take away the pain, but leave the swelling, throbbing, and feeling like your thumb could burst.
That's kinda what it's like. 🙂
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@ask_aubry
But.... But.... But, he's won a lot at Rocket League today, won't someone think of that?!? 😭
🤦
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@banalplay
"Some people just like to watch the world burn."
You are one of those people, you don't want a better world, you want what you think you deserve. Entitlement is never a good look.
I hope you don't get what you want, BUT, if you do, I hope you get everything you deserve 👍
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@cilantrowife
Just text him back with "Honestly, I was just being nice. I certainly wouldn't name my daughter that, I'd want her to be successful without needing to undress. 👍"
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@daughter_ion
Wait until you watch a male Cardinal taking a seed to his mate, like "Hey, babe, I found one of the ones you like!" 🥰
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@johnrich
Does it ever bother you, that you went from being a chart topping musical artist (albeit 20 years ago), to just another Twitter troll?
That's gotta sting a bit. 🤣
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@HippieReligious
Don't tell other people how to live their lives. You aren't in charge of anyone but yourself. 👍
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@RyanWaltersSupt
@prageru
Imagine thinking citing PragerU as a reliable source. 🤣🤣
You're a joke. 🤣
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@InternetH0F
This is almost exactly like my story. Though it started with 9 months homeless in hotels, then got the apartment and air mattress. Was a few months before we got a bed. Onward and upward. 🙂
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@KindaHagi
Well you seem like a horrible person. So glad you were comfortable enough to share how horrible you are with the world. 👍
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@souljaboy
I saw multiple posts telling you to listen to the whole interview. If you gonna flex big bruh, you should at least read what folks are saying to you. Or be fake. 🤷
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@JoeMyGod
@notcapnamerica
Boy, that whole group sure has taken a licking lately, haven't they? 👀
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@ask_aubry
And it's SO fucking common. E en when I worked for one of the "big 3" pizza companies, people were always trying to steal someone else's food. 😔
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@VictorVillaDev
@benryanwriter
@charliekirk11
Feel sorry for any women in your life, since relationships are only about sex. What a sad life.
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@_wake_up_USA
The guy that f*cked a porn star while his former porn star wife was having his kid? The "grab 'em by the p*ssy" guy? The dude that bragged about being backstage at a TEEN beauty pageant and bragged about them being undressed?
We have different definitions of "class".
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@davo_arid
"She didn't mind, and actually told me"
He's like three texts away from sending a pic...
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@WalshFreedom
@fred_guttenberg
You're asking teachers to do what the trained cops at Uvalde were too scared to do. The same teachers your side vilifies, and doesn't want to pay...
Yea, that's a great idea.. 🤦
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@NicoDelgadoAZ
You guys are so adorable! But I thought republicans were against being "woke".
Have any of you hit puberty yet? 😂
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@tedcruz
It's disgusting you using a literal tragedy for political gain, but it's on brand I guess. What a sorry disgrace of a human you are, Rafael.
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@GigaBasedDad
Just so you know, I don't give a f*ck what the bible says. I don't let works of fiction tell me how to live. You're welcome to, but I will not. 🖕
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@laurenboebert
Look, I get it. I've been there, groping my girl's boobs while she awkwardly played with my willy... of course I was a teenager at the time, and not a part of the United States government, so I guess there's a tiny bit of difference...
Of course I wasn't one to tout "family
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@ask_aubry
Someone's parents signed the "opt out" note for sex Ed because they didn't want their precious angel "corrupted". 🤦
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@ChefReactions
FFS, why not just make a compound butter with the herbs (and 1 stick of butter), and put that UNDER the skin?? 🤦
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@williamlegate
If there was a hell, that song would be on repeat on the long elevator ride down. 😂
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@ByronDonalds
I thought Abbot and Desantis were the ones shipping immigrants all over the country on the taxpayer dime... Or do those trips not count? 🤔
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Because the parents of the victims are against it being released. Why do you want to victimize these people again?
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@0liviajulianna
She isn't interested in solutions, or even helping the country. She's all about sound bites, and the gotchas, but he's not falling for it.
I also like the whole time he's saying "great, let's get together and work on fixing this", and she says "no, I don't want to work with
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@kraftykrakka
@fightwithmemes
Then who is working at these places during the school day? Or at night? Also, who is using the equipment that requires you to be 18??
Minimum wage was literally created to be the *minimum* one person needs to get paid to survive.
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@OneNerdyOpinion
As an amateur cat rescuer, and feeder of 8-12 feral/abandoned cats in our neighborhood, I can't love this enough! I'd thank you for saving that sweet orange, but I think it might be a reverse type situation.
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@lavern_spicer
She was breaking into a secure section of the building, and was told to get back.
Why you leave that part out of your race baiting? 🤔
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@lips_lying
@jiggyjayy2
I said nothing about sexually, I said "playing with it" I dgaf what the context is, playing with your child's genitalia, in any way, at any age, is absolutely WRONG!
You think that baby can't feel that sh*t?!?
🤦
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@mtgreenee
Nah, I'm good. I respect my marriage, my country, and my fellow Americans... You should try even ONE of those! 👍
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@MarcusBergman9
@Mr_Barcode
@NoContextBrits
And there are a frighteningly large amount of unattractive guys who think they deserve a woman that looks "at least" that good. 🤦
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@DaveAtherton20
@ninaturner
What business is that of yours? Do you demand a list of where the tax dollars the multi billion corporations are getting in subsidies? Or are only poor people not worthy? 🤔
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@euphorixa
Yea, and unless they tip well, there's a very good chance that order will sit for a LONG time before it's picked up.
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@_celia_bedelia_
What in the actual fruck??? We had four children, love them dearly. Also have had, and do have multiple pets. While not quite on the same level as our kids, they are family. Might actually be above our siblings in the ranking of family, but they love us unconditionally, our
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@MuellerSheWrote
As a Dasher, I generally don't look too closely if there is other stuff at the door. I deliver to a lot of houses with Amazon, UPS, etc packages sitting at the door. Sometimes even food, now I'm wondering if I should start checking. 🤔
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@Waaldo85
@Karmatrumpsgod
How selfish of you. There are multiple options for adoption, but you think you are "owed" some other woman's uterus because of you, or your wife's inadequacies.
Talk about a slap in the face.... All those kids in foster care that need homes now? Your pissing all over them. 🤷
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@SpeakerMcCarthy
Well lucky for you, you ARE judged by the content of your character...
And you are seriously lacking.
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@JennaEllisEsq
As someone who caught it... ummm, in the way you did, maybe joking about it is maybe not the best look. 🤷
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@Yeahyea68989398
@monkeegroupies
@FabbyGreeman666
@manesca__
@SadJediShark
Lucky for humanity, with a personality like yours, you'll never have to face that option. Bragging about being dishonorable is such a weird flex.
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@JasonIsbell
I'm still struggling with step one.
Folks like you let me know it's not unachievable.
Thank you for that. ❤️
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@StevenBorden85
@Sting
Both of you killed it! I can understand if neither of you want to be a wrestler, but if you did, you would be SO over.
I also respect how much you both put in training for this spot. Your father is a very blessed man, y'all did him proud!
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@LolOverruled
Pssst, check out the profits grocery companies are making. Biden has nothing to do with that, that would be communism.
Also he doesn't set what the corporation you work for is paying you, check their profits too. ✌️
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@lavern_spicer
@BaloneyTony305
@JoeyMannarinoUS
This has got to be embarrassing for you. You think anyone believes that lie? 😂
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@JonnyRoot_
It's not your job, responsibility, or business to comment on anyone's family. The fact that you feel entitled to do so, is everything that is wrong with this country.
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