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โ๏ธ Caffeinated Dentist // Dumb or dumber, views, rants and opinions are my own // @manutd #GGMU #UTFR ๐พ๐ช // 5km-24:29 ; 10km-55:30 ; 21km-2:18:46 // ๐๏ธ๐ต๐ธ
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Joined June 2009
Bla bla bla bosan, bla bla bla jom kahwin ๐ซข. 04.01.2025. ๐ธ : The Luxo
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Wait. So youโre saying you BOMB hospitals, women and children just because they threw rocks at your people? I canโt brain this justification.
"You want to know why we bomb women and children with impunity?! Well look at this ROCK!"
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Weh, jangan.
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No fam. Thatโs 100% NOT childrenโs teeth. Trust me, I work at a pediatric dental department ๐
. Thatโs a 4-unit dental bridge and it looked like it was โจperfectlyโจ debonded by a dentist. Btw, dental bridges are mostly done on adult patients. Also, a severed tooth that was
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I'm an average Malaysian and this is OUR โจartโจ
Iโm whiteyedcat from Malaysia and this is my art ๐๐ค
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Personal opinion: As I grew older, I learned that this is nothing but a 'guilt-tripping' session. Nothing motivational at all.
โAdik-adik bayangkan balik rumah, ada banyak selipar kat luar rumahโ. Ingatkan benda ni dah takde dah ๐
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No typical 'black & orange' harimau belang. They retained the "belang" but filled it up with the colours of our Jalur Gemilang instead. Seriously, this is one aesthetically pleasing outfit. Well done to the designers and all the best to the para-athletes! ๐ช.
๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ต๐น๐ฒ๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ข๐๐ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ก๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐ข๐๐๐ณ๐ถ๐. We are unveiling our latest outfit worn by the incredible Malaysian para-athletes for the Paris 2024 Paralympic Games!ย . Meet Muhammad Imaan Aiman from Para Swimming
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How to cook perfect rice?. Thereโs only one way lmao.
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The person in yellow is all of us today ๐คฃ.
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โBiskut apa yg suka ketawa?โ. Biskut yg dah lmao. Sekian sahaja lawak hambar 12pm.
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Fam, that's nasi goreng cina ๐.
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I don't see any problem with Abg Viva being "quiet" here. In all honesty, it's not even his job. He's a volunteer. Kalau nak question, should ask the authorities instead.
What happened to this legend? He went quiet after getting married like Batman after meeting Catwoman.
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90s kids be like, "Art Attack!".
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Harey betui. Nasi Lemak Kulit Spongebob.
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INDIA.Population = 1 400 000 000.Total cases = 20 000 000.Ratio: .1 : 70 people. MALAYSIA.Population = 32 000 000.Total cases = 432 000.Ratio: .1 : 74 people. See the similarity? Guys, we are already at par with India. Pls stay home and register for the vaccination.
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Bawak bertenang semua. Ada solution nya. Boleh cuba retrieve through these steps. 1. Log in your IG via browser on PC/Laptop.2. Select settings and then accounts centre.3. Click 'Your information & permissions'.4. Select 'Download your information'.5. 'Download or transfer.
Fuh instagram delete/jadikan video yg kita archived as photo. Kucar kacir aku selamatkan memori & video arwah abah. Pun ada yg taksempat sbb dia dah jd photo ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ. Korg yg ada intention mcm aku (to keep memori online), pi lah selamatkan.
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Every top scorer in class punya textbook be like :.
Michelle Yeohโs preparation for Everything Everywhere All at Once. Just AMAZING.
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KKM agreed to remove temperature checks at premises. Yes. About damn time.
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Melampau. Lepas tu boleh pulak complain kata "Palestinian throw rocks at us". Korang gugurkan 70k tan BOM kot?? Bomb hospitals, mosques, churches, schools. Dasar syaitan. FREE PALESTINE!.
PERANG ISRAEL-PALESTIN | Israel telah menggugurkan lebih 70,000 tan bom di Semenanjung Gaza sejak Oktober tahun lepas, jauh mengatasi jumlah yang digugurkan di Dresden, Hamburg dan London semasa Perang Dunia Kedua, lapor Agensi Anadolu (AA).
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BRO I COME DOWNSTAIRS AND MY MAID MASAK AYAM MASAK KICAP??? WHAT
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โSiasatan KKM mengesan 14 daripada jemaah yang positif Omicron didapati tiada vaksinasi Covid-19.โ. How did they get on the flight then? Pakai MySJ adik ke tuuuu? ๐ฌ.
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Most popular Singaporean in my book:
Jocelyn Chia is the most popular Singaporean here since . Lee Kuan Yew.
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Baru tau ada artist kpop dtg Malaysia hari tu ada buat intermission untuk bagi peluang orang gi solat ๐ซก.
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Benefits of tinted car windows :. 1. Blocks harmful UV rays.2. Blocks solar heat therefore conserves energy usage.3. Provides privacy and security.4. Protects your car interior (leather, vinyls etc) from fading/damage.5. Gives you comfort during day drive (reducing eye fatigue).
CERMIN GELAP | Pemandu atau pemilik berdaftar kenderaan yang melanggar peraturan cermin gelap boleh didenda tidak lebih RM2,000 atau dipenjara tidak lebih enam bulan bagi kesalahan pertama.
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โWhatsAppโ is pronounced as โwhats-appโ. Bukan โWassap wassap wassapโ. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ.
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Honestly thereโs nothing โrempitโ about this. We lived through the SMS era - Limited characters, 10-20sens/sms. Have to be smart to use short forms la. Xde hal la bro.
When they use โ x โ as โ tak โ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
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Alhamdulillah, seorang 1 juta ๐คฒ.
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Bayangkan songlap RM85 juta yang sepatutnya dihulurkan utk membantu mangsa di Palestine. Perangai serupa Dajjal ya.
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10pm dulu = "Lek ahh. Night is still young". 10pm sekarang = "Penat weh. I'm no more young".
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I honestly think there's no issue here? Pakai appropriately tu memang dah betul lah. It's a University, not a shopping mall or pub lol.
Itโs really weird that in Malaysia unis still imposed dress code on students
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Ada pernah rawat seorang patient uncle chinese ni. Dia hanya tau tutur dalam bahasa cantonese dan mandarin. Aku pulak ni seorang banana (cina tak fasih bahasa cina). The only chinese dialect I know is hokkien. So dah jadi macam ayam sembang dgn itik. Last2 uncle tu kata โDr,.
If you go to japan, japanese speak japan. If you go to korea, korean speak korea. Tiba-tiba di Malaysia, tak mahu nak cakap Melayu.
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Drop link utk luggage tu sis. Nampak tahan lasak. Ada wire lagi.
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This looks more like an instruction rather than to create awareness through ๐
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Korang nak cari jodoh tu boleh lah mai sini sebab tempat matchmaking. ๐ซต.
Feeling nostalgic tengok kilang lama macam ni, produce kotak mancis dan ade pekerja yang lebih dari separuh abad pun masih bekerja keras kat sini. ๐ฅบ. Credit : @/xxxvincent_ on TT
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A 35y/o with his 16y/o gang at the assembly in PLKN be like :
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Bayangkan dah tua tapi masih sembang lucah kat tempat awam. "Pancut dalam atau pancut luar?". Disgusting. ๐คฎ.
Kesalahan merokok di premis menjual makanan dilakukan pemilik akaun @Salim_Iskandar di Restoran Nasi Lemak Royale Kedah Putrajaya. Pemilik premis turut ada bersama. Mohon tindakan tegas @DrDzul , @KKMPutrajaya , @SIPKKM .
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You know you had a busy morning when your phone batteryโs still 90% at 1pm lol.
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Ok, thatโs enough of Twitter for today. Goodnight.
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Hari tu terbaca org bodoh kata perempuan asyik kena sebab tak tutup aurat / pakai seksi. Ni kat dalam surau kot. Tak kan nak bagi alasan seksi?.
Amboii siap merayapยฒ. Cari apa tu? Ni elok hempuk dengan handphone pegang macam pegang pisau tu, tengok dia jerit ke tak jerit dalam surau ramai orang.
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Gais. Kalau korang rasa badan korang tak selesa, ada experience batuk dan selsema, saya sarankan utk terus buat PCR. Jgn tunggu lama2. Ada sorang member aku ni rasa tak sihat for the past one week dah, lepas tu buat self saliva test 3 kali, semua result negatif.
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Bayangkan susah payah struggle belajar 4 tahun, lepas tu kena label "Senang je ambil ubat masuk plastik gaji 5k" ๐ฅฒ. Pharmacists are the unsung heroes in the healthcare industry. From medication regimen, prescription, drug safety, dosage calculation and many other important.
Senang gila keje pharmacist ni. Amik ubat masuk plestik gaji 5k.
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This pictogram segment from the opening ceremony of Tokyo Olympic 2020 will forever live rent free in my head. Definitely one of the best performances out there. This and the one in Beijing.
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Itu lah sebab pentingnya mandarin speaking ๐.
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A 14 year old skipped school for one week and decided to go on a trip to the hospital to play doctor. Mcm mana dia tak kantoi dari parents/cikgu eh? Next level eh terus disguise as a MO kot. Tapi I genuinely wonder lah, is she really okay? Damn. Too many questions in my mind.
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Good to see other professionals especially pharmacists debunking this misinformation kat Twitterjaya. Taktaulah dalam tiktok mcm mana. Bahaya jugak ๐ค . Btw, a genuine question. Dia ni tak habis housemanship ke? Sebab check dalam sistem MeRITS takde pun nama dia. ๐
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Orang sekarang memang suka buat kerja gila. Makanan dan minuman main sebat je tak fikir kesihatan. Minum ubat pastu minum caffeine? ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Sebenarnya durian yang paling sedap adalah durian yang free ๐ซต.
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YESSSS!!! STUPID POSER WITH HIS DUMB ASS BAND HAS BEEN SUED FOR $2.4 Million!! WE WON!. Moral of the story, bila masuk Negara orang, respect sikit perangai hang tu.
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Mat rempit ni true definition of sampah masyarakat. Apa yg syok sangat pun aku tak akan faham. Takde benda yang bermanfaat langsung. Sekadar syok sendiri dan hanya akan menyusahkan pengguna jalan raya yang lain. Bodoh, memang bodoh.
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"Cikgu nak pergi tandas". "Mana ada? Cikgu tak nak pergi tandas pun? Cakap elok2. Cikgu, saya nak minta izin pergi tandas". We've all been there huh? Kita nak pi kencing pun kena hadap ni ke? ๐ญ๐ญ. Anyway;. Terima kasih atas segala didikan,.Pengajaran kamu tidak akan kami.
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โMampuih la exam ni, tadi aku main tembak jeโ.
selain โotwโ apa lagi yang kita tak boleh percaya?.
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Kek tapak kuda was fine and then kek tapak gajah happened. I thought that was the end of it but nope, now we have kek tapak DINOSAUR??? Please la jangan terjebak dengan benda merapu ni. There's a limitation to everything.
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Air teh kundur tak sedap.
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When I was young, I used to think Anita Sarawak is from Sarawak hahahha ๐ญ.
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All I can say is, this scammer had a great time here. Mesti dia sendiri pun tak boleh percaya betapa mudahnya nak scam orang kat sini lol. Lawak weh tengok diorg ni sampai boleh puja dia. Kepala hotak hahaha.
Jika ditanya siapakah pengganti sultan melaka . jawapanku. mestilah panglima tanah melayu tuan guru hang maula. segak sungguh tuan guru ku berpakaian seolah olah pahlawan melayu. teringat daku kepada hang tuah. Rindu dengan maula kami ๐
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Memang semakin ramai org dpt covid again huh. Hmmm. Stay safe people. Mask on!.
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Howโs that โBaSiC HuMaN RiGhTsโ when fans pay to watch them perform but got a UNO reverse instead? He has his own stand and views, fine. But his job tonight is to sing, not to start a damn rally la. Idk, all I can say is he singlehandedly wasted everyoneโs time, effort & money.
OMFG they just got banned from Kuala Lumpur and had to leave the show because they stood up for basic human right. good for them. MAKE THE 1975 POLITICAL AGAIN.
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Pumpang pumpang semua gaduh pasal durian, tapi korang tau tak durian ni sebenarnya national fruit Singapore? Sampai sekarang masih tak boleh percaya. ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ. Btw, our national fruit is the papaya.
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Oxygen this oxygen that. Come on, ayaq ni lah paling legend kalau batuk2. OG.
Lepas baca post Dr Mazliana pasal air ni kat FB i terus pergi beli sebab dah sebulan lebih tak sihat batuk2 selesema
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Tidur awal,.Penat. Tidur lewat,.Penat. Maleh aque. โโJoe.
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Mana semua geng tiktok yg asyik kata "iNi SeMuA FiTnAh" ?? Here you go, dah ada result saringan kesihatan kot. A big slap in the face for all the pentaksub. Truth always wins in the end. ๐คฒ ๐.
OP GLOBAL | Polis Diraja Malaysia (PDRM) mendedahkan hasil saringan kesihatan ke atas 172 pelajar yang terkait dengan isu eksploitasi kanak-kanak mendapati, kesemua mereka mengalami kecederaan fizikal dan mental. #BuletinTV3 #OpGlobal #PDRM #KPN #IGP #Polis #Pelajar
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Terserempak dgn cikgu Maths high school aku kat kopitiam few years ago. Me : Sir! Still remember me or not?.Mr Oon : You ah? Terrible fella. It's not "still remember or not?". It's how to forget!. Hahahaha jemmm.
Apa kata-kata cikgu korang yang korang akan ingat sampai mati?.
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Pilih Caltex lagi bagus. Kalau Cal tak angkat, boleh Tex.
Antara Petronas dengan Shell better korang pilih Petronas sebab dia Mesra. Shell dia Select.
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Pernah baca tentang insect yang nampak macam kuaci bergerak ni. This is a Plaster Bagworm / Household Casebearer. Insect ni suka makan habuk, spiderweb dan apa2 jenis fiber organik. Selalu nampak kat ceiling dan dinding bilik. One way to get rid of them is by using your vacuum.
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Poor bowel movement? Coffee drinkers cannot relate. Kitaorg lepas minum first cup of coffee in the morning mesti akan terus gi toilet. ๐ . Coffee stimulates production of โgastrinโ hormones that helps with the contraction of the gut to get your bowels moving!.
Yang berak hari hari ni whatโs your secret.
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Hari ni dah start cashless payment ya kat klinik / hospital kerajaan.
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Barbie and Oppenheimer audience at Mid Valley parking lot be like :
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This.
Define โPeak mobile phone gameโ.
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To all young parents out there, please please remember GIGI KEKAL anak korang once rosak dan kalau lah terpaksa cabut, dah tak ada gigi baru nak naik utk ganti tau. Tolong lah jangan ambil mudah bab penjagaan gigi ini.
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Tiap2 tahun akan repeat tweet yg sama ini ๐. So itโs that time of the CNY month again! Jgn terkejut jika malam ni korang dgr org main mercun seperti CNY hari tu ya (mungkin akan lagi kuat dan meriah kot). ๐ . Kemungkinan besar bunyi2 mercun ni dtg dari rumah Orang Hokkien yg
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Actually kan, respect sangat2 to my mum lah. Boleh bangun pagi 6am utk prepare breakfast kitaorg, send us to school, have a 9am-5pm job and in between tu still boleh fetch us home from school with lunch provided on the table. Petang balik dari kerja masih boleh buat house chores.
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Azam 2025 adalah utk kurangkan buat lawak dah. Sebab New year.
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Perlis 8/8 gold. Thats 100% success rate!! ๐ช ๐ช.
Kutipan Pingat Sukma XXI Sarawak 2024๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ. Harimau Selatan sudah mula mengaum kini di tangga ke-5, melonjak 4 anak tangga manakala Sarawak kekalkan mendominasi๐ฅ๐ฅ. #sukmasarawak2024
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I canโt believe Iโve made it this far in life to read this headline. Crazy, life is crazy.
Ketua Ekonomi kepala butturt,. 70 ekor menteri dan duta khas tkde plak ko ni ckp suruh ikat perut jgk.๐
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YB, 1957 tu tahun kemerdekaan ๐
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4) Pada 21 Julai jam 11 malam, Kumpulan 1957 telah berkelakuan sangat biadab di pentas persembahan. 5) Pada 22 Julai jam 2.57 pagi (selang 4 jam), saya membuat hantaran di Twitter mengecam keras tindakan ini dan memanggil penganjur untuk berjumpa saya pagi berikutnya
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And don't forget that Spritzer's natural mineral water is from Taiping! The water source is from the aquifer under Taiping's protected 400 acre tropical rainforest!. Taiping aka Raintown โค๏ธ.
Taiping. , ones a Former Capital State sebelum dari 1876 hingga 1937 diganti oleh ipoh. Sebelum 1876, Kuala Kangsar adalah state Capital perak masa tu. For those who don't know nama sebenar taiping, Nama asal taiping iaitu Klian Pauh. Plus, Taiping is always Rain.
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7:45am keluar rumah, 7:55am dah thumb in. 5:00pm thumb out, 5:15pm dah sampai rumah. Perthlis style bradderrr ๐คฃ ๐คฃ.
Berapa jam korang commute to work everyday?.
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Woke up at 2am to witness the Milky Way and it was absolutely breathtaking. Totally worth it. ๐ . ๐ธ : iPhone 15 Pro Max.๐ : Ladang Kenaf, Chuping, Perlis
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Hampa nak boycott, it's up to you. Just don't put innocent lives at risk lah. They're just there to make a living. What's the point of arson attack? What's the point of walking into the mart to destroy the food being sold there? Bodoh atau bodoh? To the perpetrators, the blood is.
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Pelanggan tu pegang pisang goreng dgn tangan. Mangsa tegur dan pelanggan tu mula marah dan bertengkar. Lepas tu si mangsa sembunyikan diri sebab takut keadaan jadi lagi hangat. Pelanggan pula buat kecoh dan beredar dari gerai tu. Si mangsa kembali dan waktu tengah kemaskan gerai,.
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Bayangkan ayaq sampai masuk mulut. Ayaq kotor yg dipenuhi dgn tahi kucing, tahi anjing, sampah, kencing tikus, ayaq longkang, loji dll. Please la, stop with this behaviour. Lepas seminggu semua demam dan sakit nanti. End up masuk hospital. Aduhai. Tu banjir, bukan Pesta Songkran.
Sorrylah nak marah benda ni melintas timeline aku tapi bodoh apa mak ayah yang bawak anak anak mandi air kotor banjir tu??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Say no more fam
Cerita apa yang paling mengarut tapi korang still nak layan?. Mine: Manifest.
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Whatโs the difference between an American and a computer?. An American has no trouble shooting problems.
My dadโs computer crashed, and I asked him what he did. He replied, โI Googled Malaysian Airlines flights!โ.
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If you're on iOS, pls set up 'find my' feature. If you're on Android, pls install the Life360 app. Too many unfortunate events lately. At least with these apps, kita boleh lah track friends & family kitaorg. Stay safe out there. ๐
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Should I be embarrassed to say that I honestly have no idea who are these fellas lmao ๐
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Ouh ni ke yang scandal tu? Isteri tengah pantang boleh pulak check in dengan staff ek
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Nohh, sejak hari tu aku perasan ada yang throw hate kat depa dua ni dalam QRT and reply. Bingit lah, annoying lah. But why do I find this cute and funny? Hahaha. ๐ Chill lah, aku rasa demi content je pun. Also, for such a young age, diorg ni memang tak camera shy langsung.
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LOL. Yo Matty, if youโre vocal enough, just man the fk up and continue lah. Haha. Bunch of fake wannabe rockstars. Also, stop pretending to be like Morrissey lah you poser.
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Fans beli ticket concert Justin Bieber pun boleh trigger segelintir puak2 di luar sana huh? Mmg semua benda di dunia ni boleh dijadikan isu ke? Lepas tu tunggang agama. Itโs a fucking music concert. How on Earth can you compare it with your Quran courses whatsoever?.
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