Kathryn McGoldrick
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tv producer. playlist connoisseur. all views my own. (she/her) hiyakatmcgoldrick @gmail .com
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it’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition
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I think Banksy should stop doing art when Louis Walsh dies just to make people wonder
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When a guy keeps grafting when you’ve already politely declined
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still funny imo
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me when my mum asks why i’m flat hunting right before a second lockdown
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Paul Rudd could not give one single fuck could he
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if she doesn’t ask him about running away from folk he’s shagged i will riot
Paul Mescal will appear on Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg.
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Are we 100% sure he didn’t go to Glasgow Uni?
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i am OBSESSED with this clip about the Glasgow Subway
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just seen cumbernaulds version of the fanzone and i am losing my mind 😭
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bettys mayonnaise is a demonic name for a nightclub
Nightclubs of Scotland: Betty's Mayonnaise in Queen Street, Glasgow, September 2000.
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@emilymiriammay
I literally just message anyone I follow on Twitter/insta who I think is cool and lives close and ask if they wanna hang out, I’ve made so many of my best friends that way
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the guy i’m seeing is 8 years older than me and whenever i slag him for being old he shuts me down by saying we’d both be in the overs category if we entered the x factor
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come to any scottish city for a pizza crunch supper
the saddest thing is when you visit a city that’s not new york or chicago and they’re like “we also have a distinctive pizza style!”
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very embarrassing to go see chris brown imo, very embarrassing indeed
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I was told people from Airdrie don’t work in telly and nobody as working class as me would ever work for the BBC. Been making TV for the BBC for six years, became an Assistant Producer at 23 and did it all without a degree and whilst living in my lovely wee council flat. So aye🖕🏻
Tell me about a time someone told you that you could not do something and you went ahead and succeeded out of spite.
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me replying to the girlies instagram stories after a wine x
Love love love love love love is the best thing in the world wow you look amazing kiss kiss kiss
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why are we celebrating them winning after this, they are a team of fucking losers
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him: you’re so amazing, is there anything you don’t do?!
me:
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i run the same route all the time and a wee wumin who has clearly seen me out her window running by her flat once a day for OVER A YEAR has just angrily accused me of “wearing out her good pavement” i don’t even run on her path just on the public pavement in front of her gaff 💀
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Members of extended family: you managed to find a boyfriend yet?
Me:
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Let’s stop making the prime minister political hahahahsha
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Nobody was disputing that these were homemade
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someone scottish needs to invent a toaster which fits slices of mother’s pride, we would all buy it
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i think we as a society glossed over armie hammer wanting to eat people way too quickly
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🚨big news🚨 yer auld maw has got a PROMOTION BABY! you’re looking at the tv industry’s newest and hottest comedy casting producer!! (as of monday)
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Tinder guys: “you went for a shower without me? 😏”
Me:
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he is going on a wee day out x
Bus Stop Of The Day: Shetland. (2021) Pic: Barry Reed.
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girl from school just tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme, the lassie did advanced higher maths, how the mighty have fallen
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me thinking about getting my act together and me doing fuck all about it
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what’s the matter babe? you’ve barely worn your only fools and horses adidas x
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happy 20 years of Still Game ya bunch of legends ❤️ honoured to have been a teeny tiny part of the journey xxx
@MrMHines
@FordKiernan1
@greghemphill96
@GavsterNo1
@govindajeggy
@McCarryJane
@MrMJCox
@paulza70
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My sister doing uni work...
Her: what is a popper?
Me: a legal high that opens up your arsehole
Her: no, what’s a pauper?
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when it comes to dating, honesty is the best policy
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This isn’t funny? Most homeless people will say one of the worst things is the dehumanisation and if you don’t at least say “sorry pal I don’t have any change” then you’re a cunt. It’s rude as fuck to ignore other human beings, end of.
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sitting on the subway and a woman asks me to take off my headphones “is that next stop glasgow?” my babe you are on the subway this is all glasgow x x x
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went for a walk at lunchtime and a woman shouted at me to “pick a fucking season” bc i had a winter coat and sunglasses on. i love airdrie x
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got it 👌🏻
en route for a job interview for tesco wish me luck bois xo
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Chatting to a guy on tinder, seems really cool and interesting, and then he tells me he not only does war reinactments, he runs the war reinactment society for the whole of Scotland 🙃🙃🙃
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TV companies who set up in Scotland because it’s cheaper and you get regional funding who then hire people to come up from London... can you just... like... not do that?
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i remember i went on a first date with a guy a couple years ago and he asked about my job and i said i made tv shows. he then starts on a rant about how he’d recently seen this show and it was the WORST thing he’d seen in ages. it was one of mine x
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I present to you Bon Appetite in Coatbridge
Possibly the best named Chinese takeaway in Scotland.
Clepington Road, Dundee - 2020.
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Went to the doctors today to talk about the pill/the implant
Doc: “what birth control are you currently using?”
Me: “just my personality”
Doc: “ ... “
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YES! People in Scotland are SO against folk doing well or anyone doing something that’s a wee bit different. You can stay in your wee box but don’t get mad when other people break out of theirs 📦
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i simply do not understand people who think making friends on twitter is weird. i met my very best friends and my fella on twitter. you liked my tweet? we’re pals now xxx
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*pretends to be shocked*
Working class creatives in film and TV at lowest level in decade
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this isn’t my worst date story but i had a first date where the guy was twenty minutes late bc his lord of the rings warhammer match ran on longer than expected
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rangers football club
what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve pretended to like for a man
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imagine thinking 50k is the norm and if you earn below that you’re not qualified to vote. EAT. THE. FUCKING. RICH.
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that’s me making a C4 documentary between now and Christmas lads 😎
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is there anyone sexier than larry lamb in gavin and stacey? i really don’t think there is x
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he tweeted he’d just had the best sex he’d ever had when we were in different cities 👍🏻
I Wanna Hear Ya Stories Of How Yall Found Out Yall Was Getting Cheated On🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I Might Have The Best Stories😭😭😭😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 LMFAOOOOOOO
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en route for a job interview for tesco wish me luck bois xo
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you still have to physically distance when you meet up with your pals don’t you? because everyone i follow on social media seems to have forgotten this
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i vote the clocks should go forward during the day on a monday so you work an hour less rather than losing an hour of your weekend
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So... you’ve got a job aye?
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girls only want one thing and that’s a choaklit cream withoot coffee and withoot cream on top so just like a choaklit drink
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brb doing this mental diet vogue printed in the 70s
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had to stand at the shop door pumping hand sanitizer into customers hands today and i felt like the priest giving out communion
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am i giving out a vibe that the one and only thing i look for in a man is that they’re… nearby?
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Me n the guy I’m chatting to have graduated to putting “x” at the end of our texts so I guess you could say it’s getting serious
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finally booked a tv show after covid took a big smelly shite on my career and my finances and i am buzzing lads
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It fuckin is an ice pole
People are arguing over what these are called... Surely it's not an 'ice pole'?! 😂
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If Ireland had a Mount Rushmore, who would be on it?
I'll probably regret asking this within 5 responses but have at it.
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fellas is it gay to enjoy things
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the prices, the branding
Cigarettes on sale in an east London supermarket (2007)
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so many folk tweeting about folk pretending to like football just bc it’s a major tournament. imagine trying to gatekeep a national sport that’s on prime time tv and giving folk a wee bit of excitement after a shitty 18 months 😭😭 grow up lads x
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Hello! All my tv work is still being postponed and my temp job in Tesco finishes this week so I’m job hunting again. I’m great with people, can cast, shoot, edit, source archive etc. and now come with added experience of making tv from home and working in retail. RTs appreciated
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i suffer from several eating disorders and barely manage to reach my calorie goal for the day but to look at i’m a curvy lassie. the human body is a complicated beast lads. aim your hatred at a government screwing its citizens and the nhs.
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just applied for a job to do the casting for love isIand and if they hire me it’ll be the best series yet no doubt x
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reminder that referring to people as jakes/jakeys/junkies is very horrible and you shouldn’t do it
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can we please stop pitting powerful women against each other x
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i’m proud of all of my friends’ achievements but
@ChrisMcQueer_
becoming rhyming slang for gear is very near the top of the list
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when your mum drops you off at laser quest and you run back to let her know your pals are there and she can boost
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wit ye standing there fur silly billy?!
What video, no matter how many times you watch it, makes you *squeal* with laughter?
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already gross that she groomed at 18 year old who was working for her, what makes it even worse is she’s a friend of the family and first met him when he was 7 years old and she was 30 and married with a wean
Rumors are flying that Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are divorcing after nine years.
They met working on a film Sam was directing/casting. Aaron was 18 and she was 42. He says they've “only been apart for...two or three days."
The couple recently put their LA home on the market.
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