paul riley
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For the avoidance of doubt I also do weddings bar mitzvah’s blah blah😂
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Just woke to the reaction from the final episode and it’s amazing. It’s been somthing like 20 odd years since Ed fest to last night from combing make up through our hair with a toothbrush to the hydro it’s been incredible. To the fans all over the world you are rock stars thankux
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Sorry to all the arachnophobes tonight he was actually a nice wee guy 😮
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Me, in the naughty chair at the hydro last night after fuckin up
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When you have to go back to a street to remember what it was you forgot
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If I go outside and that’s no a cheesecake I’m gonnae dae ma dinger
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It's line of duty night look out for me as a fat drunk Celtic fan in a taxi screaming "release methadone mick" about 10 mins in
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Thank you so much everybody for all my birthday wishes I won’t forget my 50th that’s for sure! X
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Absolutely delighted and thrilled to announce this, stay where you are we are coming to you!
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Hey folks got something a wee bit special I’m about to announce…
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And you thought the champions league draw was worth talkin aboot?
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Hey who fancies some live comedy in New York City ? I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be performing my brand new stand up “the little boy that Santa Claus forgot” in Jack demseys on west 33rd st on the glorious 12th of July! Come one come all 7.45pm👍
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Up in Aberdeen with the Broons reading all the feedback from the nights ep thank you all so much👍you have now seen one more than me😂wideos!
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That’s dweezil just back fae Mars turns oot there’s hee haw no even an old bollock.....
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Evening folks I’m delighted to announce the 2023 dates of my very own show where I’ll be travelling the country sharing my stories singing some songs doing some stand up and talking with a mystery guest every night!
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Dundee is this weeks city where I missed still game thanks for the amazing response SG fans are fuckin rock stars everyone of ye! 🤘🤘🤘x
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Anybody try tell me this is not THEE best birthday present ever I'll give you my home address and a square go it is
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Good luck to the people of craiglang from everyone in glebe st 👍
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Student in garage.....nae spoilers but it’s all about looted nazi gold mind when glasgow was hoaching wi that?
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It’s bound to raise a smile!
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When does Gordon Ramsey do up one of the coke huts and everybody is happy again?
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If oasis didn’t write a song called dead wasps and pishing rain then I will....
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Dweezil versus the the tennis ball that landed in the sweetie bowl
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Hi folks looking forward so much to this night in Glasgow,me Jane Sanjeev gavin and coxy all talkin pish what’s no to like?
is where you can find your tickets see you there on the 18th of November 👍
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That’s the bath half marathon cancelled noo i was 47 years in training for that just gonnae play heedie catch wi the wall all weekend
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Funny how the only thing that works on this late running train is the guys over shoulder ticket machine I've yet to see one of those fail
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The best place I've took a shite this year Nancy whisky bar NYC (that's panovision)
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Another great show in Edinburgh tonight next stop Glasgow 18 candleriggs see you next Friday the 23rd 👍
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So now you know!!! Still game live at the hydro next year! Tix on sale friday! Come join the party!
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Come along to my tour in March to hear tales like this and many many more👍all dates and ticket details can be found at
“HELLOOOO DEAR”
Who knew the real reason Mrs Doubtfire was Scottish?! 🏴
@paulza70
told
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about his time working with Robin Williams
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Holy shit imagine being judged by someone who can’t even lip sync
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Hi folks fresh from my sold out show in New York I’m bringing my stand up show to venue 410 at the fringe next Friday the 16th at ghillie dhus come have a swedge wi a weegie ya shower of doss radgies 👍
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