@HumzaYousaf I am sick to my stomach hearing MP’s saying “lessons have been learnt “ There is absolutely no excuse for these children slipping through the net in this day and age. Shame on everyone involved.

Another week of clearing my mum and dad’s house. I feel like Stig of the Dump…. Or as I was corrected, Stig of the recycling centre! However, breaking news folks, who did I find in a cupboard in the attic… none other than yer Lord Lucan. Alive and well. Thank God.

RT @bbcdebatenight: On Debate Night tomorrow night, Stephen will be joined by @kaukabstewart, @GlasgowPam, @BrianWhittle, @kmckenna63 and @…

When an actor gets a phone call during a self tape @MrMJCox

Happy Easter folks

I’ll give 100 percent to 2 out of 3

No guns and no nipple squeezing. Mmmm I can do that.

What a magical combo! Almost everything I could wish for.

One night in Bangkok and I heard behind me …. Isa Drennan???? Is it you? Can’t be 😂

Well, that’s the tea sorted. What a start to the week 😁

@scottishparliam @SundayPost1 @mrgaryhollywood Marion, this a brilliant campaign to address loneliness in Scotland. I’ve always said nosey Isa was really just lonely. Got pulled up for wearing a political badge by security… turns oot it was just a Tunnocks Teacake badge!!

@MrMJCox @thebeaconarts Love being the badie. Got called a big jobby twice yesterday. I’ll take that!

A song from my playlist, the soundtrack of my life, is: Gloria. @PlaylistforLife charity shares the power of meaningful music for people living with dementia. Click the link below and support people living with dementia. 🎶❤️

@LeeSamuel @thebeaconarts What a night. The whole audience were on their feet. Joyful ❤️

@bus_glasgow Merry Xmas ya miserable swine. Shut the doors AT the bus stop on a half empty bus and wouldn't open them again. Sat there stuck behind another bus, shaking his head at folk, then drove off. Jeezo, Glasgow bus drivers are usually the best!

Put plenty time aside if you win, be prepared to give me your entire life story. Win a phone call from myself in the @heartresearchuk #HeartofScotland auction. The auction is now LIVE until 9pm (GMT) on 3rd December. Bid here:

@MrMJCox Ya swine. But I thank you for ironing my dress. A man of many many talents

Aladdin at the Playhouse in Edinburgh. Whit a show!!

For everyone who knew my dear pal David Goodall. He was a man of many talents but I believe this was the part he was most proud of. I actually thought I was acting with a telephone. Incredible to witness. Genius.