Mark Cox
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Bouncers at clubs tonight taking folks temperatures at the door...
“No the night wee man your fucking roasting”
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Farewell then sweet Thomas Mullen.
Forever in our hearts.... wallets and purses.
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Thank you to all my friends,Crew and cast on Still Game -and to you folks,for all yer kindness and staying power over these 40 years.Apart from the one-
“Mate yer shows pure shite”....
it’s been an absolute pleasure.
Take it away Winston.
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Ohhh Lionel. You’re a tonic. 10,000 folk sitting down....it’s time...
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That’s my neighbour just informing me is self isolating for 7 days- since returning from holiday on Saturday.
He is telling me this in Asda.
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£4.99 clown shoes in the Home Bargains??
Ehhh....yes I think so.
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Well done Glasgow live....never have I wanted to click a link more than I want to click this yin.
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I have had lines painted on my face here....my make up has begun,just for the record...for the very last time....
#thatusnoo
#lastdayhydro2019
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This is an excerpt of a documentary I’ve made about Easterhouse in Glasgow. Netflix are interested. And someone else.
It’s 2 minutes long. I filmed it and do the voiceover. Go me.
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That’s the shoes arrived.....if I’m just standing at the door for no reason or taking the bins out in my scants?
They just work.
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Dear Fucking Idiot
Have you no pasta or toilet roll left from the last time you made a twat of yourself in Asda?
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Half way through doing my decking with “indoor use only” stain.
I Was half way through before I bothered reading the tin
I’m a peace with it now. Although I was quite sweary earlier. Couple of C’s...few B’s handful of Arseholes.
Happy days.
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@KimKardashian
What a fucking racket. All the roses?
I thought it was an episode of The Cube
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Thinking how cold to the touch a Greggs oven is right now?
Breaks my heart.
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Very sorry to hear about the death of Sweet Stevie.
A lovely man indeed. Very memorable as Manky Franky in Still Game.
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One is a professional stunt man...the other was rescued from the school wall bars several times in primary 7 due to fear of heights....and is also regularly sick down himself at Alton Towers.
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Talking to my neighbour this morning as we both cleared snow and ice from our windscreens
He had a scraper with built in furry glove. Probably a heated one
I had my boys plastic ruler from his pencil case.
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NO SPOILERS ON LAST EP....but my favourite bit is when Jon snow, the dragon queen and granddad are trying to take a chandelier down....turns out it’s the wrong one they are unscrewing😁😁....I’ll let you watch what happens. Classic stuff
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Now that is settled - her haters can all can all get back to their main problem with Nicola Sturgeon.
That being- she is a woman. A confident woman.
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Guy on Facebook tagged me in a photo.
“Great night ..2003 I think”..........sure it was-
But that’s not me.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
That's all good and well......but to the burny fire and eternal damnation for you- El Cunto.
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I would enjoy a Tory free scotland in a couple of days.
I should like that very much indeed
GO VOTE TOMORROW.
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Went into Lidl for eggs.
No eggs.
Eyes wander.
“C’mereeeeeee you”
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Still Game live @ the hydro.....just wanted to take a minute to thank everyone sent flowers and cards, cakes and dildos for my opening night..... My dressing room table doesn’t know what has hit it. 🥰
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Can’t wait for 15th July to see if the barber says-
“You away anywhere nice this year”?
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There’s my big guy 10 today.....aye...it’s my house coat. Get over it.
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Got out the car in Glasgow city centre to take a picture last night -10pm
-No humans-and it’s amazing how quickly nature takes over.
Nearly knocked doon a zebra outside the greggs in st Vincent street.
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Everyone I leave a shop I take off my mask and let it dangle on my ear. I feel like a surgeon emerging from a long difficult surgery.
Said to a stranger outside greggs yesterday..
“He’s comfortable at the moment ...let’s see what next 24hr brings”
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Mind when I looked like a young Neo Nazi-from a channel 4 documentary 1993
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Master at work!....Late for his work.
Just for
@greghemphill96
: Here’s Mark Cox forgetting he’s supposed to be in the scene...
@MrMJCox
@paulza70
@McCarryJane
and her laugh
#StillGame
#Outtakes
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Tam and Isa.....back in Craiglang. With a tea time monday skyline.
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Know when you are in London and you are Glaswegian. You are in a shop and ask someone a question.They look at you like you’ve threatened to murder them and everyone they love.
Throw a mask in tae the mix? Ooooft.
#muffledweegie
#imnotsayingitagain
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Disgusted to hear of Phil Schofield skipping the queue to see Queens coffin-He did the same to me at T in the park 2003. Even though i told him i was full of piss- he charges into the cubicle shouting.
"I am Schofield and i am having a wank"
Really terrible behaviour.
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After 4,000 cans of whiskas ( all varieties in Jelly) and 10 years together....I’m sad to report my own cat still hates me. Look at they eyes..
“Better not put this on social media ya specky cock” she’s sayin...🥺
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Holiday inn now have a door sign -to let the cleaner know- that the businessman has another half hour left with his prostitute.
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No idea what this Ad is telling me....is it a tissue for tears or for having a chug?
I’m thinking of playing it safe by getting a sheet of kitchen roll.
That’ll do both with room to spare.
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Thank you to Lorna @ The Picture Framer in Shawlands Glasgow. She put the remains of the old man behind glass. Sorry it took me two years to pick it up.
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First trackie top in 35 years....last one was a Maroon one -By Gola....or Bukta......was it Maroon?? ....Cannae remember.
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Cheerio.
We're raising a glass, with a tear in our eyes - it's last orders for
#StillGame
. The 9th series sees our boys (and Isa) go into comedy retirement in what promises to be a must-see finale. Sob!
@BBCScotland
@BBCOne
@bbcstudios
@FordKiernan1
@greghemphill96
@bbccomedy
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I’ll bet you the queen isn’t cutting her own hair or trimming her balls.
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I’ve let it slide for years...but see this..
“I’ll ping you over the email shortly”
Or
“Could you ping me over a quick email”
Stop trying to make it sound more exciting than it is.
You can email me. And I’ll email you.
Enough with the ping patter.
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It’s baaaaaaack
Oor boys (and Isa!) are back!
#StillGame
returns Thursday 8th March on
@BBCOne
-
@greghemphill96
@FordKiernan1
@GavsterNo1
@McCarryJane
@MrMJCox
@paulza70
@govindajeggy
@MrMHines
@bbcstudios
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If you’re coming to my house for Halloween. Read on.
Update on swedger availability .
Mini crunchies(I’ve done nearly a full bag)
Mini smarties( see above bracket)
Maltesers( not looking great)
Chomps(7 left)
Prawn cocktail crisps ( hunners)
Apples(never got any)
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He never stopped smiling. He never stopped giving.
He was Bruce Forsyth.
RIP
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At last…my test result in factual Glaswegian. Cheers NHS Scotland
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Anyone working in my house MUST wear a mask.
Whether you are a plumber replacing a tap...
Or one of the crew cooking meth in my conservatory.
No exceptions.
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Give your boy a shot of the wig you wear in a sitcom?
Instant American TV evangelist !
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My Christmas tree lights have exactly the same sequence as the week I spent in Amsterdam in September 2000.
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19 hours it takes for the rocket To reach the space station.
I would be averaging 3 panic attacks an hour if I was on board.
Tasting my own tears. Ma big helmet all fogged up.
Screaming in my head and sometimes out loud-
“Help me!! I need a pish”
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Here is a picture. Some of us had a lump in the throat and two lumps in the eyes?
We're raising a glass, with a tear in our eyes - it's last orders for
#StillGame
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Craiglang’s finest are together again today to prepare for the ninth series in what promises to be a must-see finale.
@FordKiernan1
@greghemphill96
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Ohhhh here!!! Nearly time for the big show Glasgow..sit doon we start in 15.!!!
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In Still Game this evening we are forced to lose a much loved character, as the actress was caught stealing from the canteen whilst drunk then twice punched an elderly extra for no reason-this has led to the BBC’s decision.I Hope you get the help you need.
Take care. X
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That us in the big hoose.....
@TheSSEHydro
There’s Dolly P-that naughty superstar- staring right In tae my dressing room....
“Close your eyes ya talented beauty” I sometimes say or shout.
She never does.
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Morning after awards ceremonies when really famous folk tweet- “like to thank everyone at Armani/Hugo Boss for supplying my suit last night”
I am reattaching the labels on mine, try to wipe off any stains,then take it back to TK Maxx.
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Big shout out these brave guys in London and elsewhere today. Defending statues and battering passerby’s.....so bloody ruddy brave.
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Many congrats to Jane Mccarry for almost being on time for the Paralegal award ceremony tonight.
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Hope you are spoiling mum up in heaven Da. This is my favourite photo of them both at my grannies caravan in Girvan 1979 ❤️
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The time I met Kels in an abandoned shoe shop. What a day we had. I had.
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Just need some goals in this game now. Mon the Scotland- That is Christine fae Greenock photo bombing. Shameless she was.
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I've had longer chugs than the time Liz Truss served as PM..
Even though that's a lie. I am not deleting this tweet.
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Can't stand those staged shots of actors on a set. Give me this guy ... relaxed/truthful/a pure ride....in polyester slacks.
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In England, I know the Tories can no longer afford to give poor kids a free school meal(sad face)-but seeing the big Prince stepping out of his Range Rover and heading into the private hospital to see his 3rd child today?Made me forget those hungry brats.
#ilovefeedingtheroyals
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Margaret Ann Gola and I dated for years at secondary school.
And Some nights- after dry riding in the graveyard/ Asda
- she would shouty whisper in ma ear.....
“See When ma grampa is deed and I take over this company-I will pure give you yer own shoe”
Well...Bless you mags x
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Can’t believe it was two years ago Tam looked sensational on Botox, and Shug the lugs had the best wig in the world.
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@SPerryPeoplemag
Amazing. Well done her. After having a baby too? She’s ALREADY out and about??
Never seen the like.
Such energy and “out and aboutness”
She’ll be snorting coke off Michael Goves tiny wee arse at this rate.
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Totally captured on a return visit to the petrol station today..
“This thief has a name” i screamed as I was taken away in cuffs / waited for my latte.
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At his lowest point ...he was doing up to 3 happy shopper loaves a day.
This story could make a great movie.
#prayforthebigfacedbaker
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Hi just wanted to let everyone know I’m stepping away from Facebook and Twitter for a while. If you need to get a hold of me ? Please message me on Facebook or twitter as I have just this second changed my mind about the leaving bit.
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In Dalbeattie there is a Pub.
And this is the name of the pub.
😵💫
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@KimKardashian
😿me tae. I fell asleep on the couch after doing the bins. Was totally puffed oot.
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Great pic of a capacity Hydro during a performance of Still Game live 2.
Thanks to Michael Hines.
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Hanging about Morrisons waiting for the hot and spicy chicken breasts to be reduced...we(Morrisons guy and me) know £2.50 isn't being paid.
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Look who came into ma work the day
@govindajeggy
. Guy was class. He was doing all the lines for everybody. Stevie in accounts had a panic attack he was laughing that hard. Cheers Sanjeev.
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Had my account pumped last night.
£1,200 to Canada Goose.
£32.55 to Deliveroo
They will all be sitting in their puffa jaikets eating kebabs and wedges.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
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