over-educated under-loved millennial cat lady
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I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
Baltimore, MD
Joined May 2015
Obama has the opportunity to issue the funniest response right now
If Barack Obama was gay he’d be out here getting some Grade A dick. Ralph Furley from Three’s Company need to sit his ass down somewhere. You tried it!
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@BadMedicalTakes at first i thought this was a case of Annette assuming Celia must be trans bc she is tweeting in support of trans people (happens all the time on here) then i realized she thinks "transvaginal" means "of a trans person's vagina" and. well that's a new one for sure.
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@AvaTomboy "we just think women should feel safe in women's spaces!" well i've never felt scared of the possibility of peeing next to a trans woman but it's sure getting hard not to be apprehensive of being harassed out of a bathroom for not passing some TERF's arbitrary femininity test 🙄.
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i'm 35. i've eliminated all loser friends. my new circle and i pretend to be our pet cats in tweets rife with intentional grammatical errors and misspellings like "crimbes" and "mine momb" that we refer to as "cat speak". never felt as great in my life. what's your flex?
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@ConSelfOwns "most people who got the vaccine are fine, huh? well then how do you explain these few elderly people i know starting to have health problems, HMMM?!"
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@NBCNews to people replying the parents should have been monitoring their son's social media: they did. that's why they "reported the situation to local police in November and surrendered the boy’s iPhone after discovering explicit text messages," per the article. then:
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considering Olive Garden servers all wear pants, i'm guessing the "dress" that so troubled "family friend" was actually an apron. par for the course from those so obsessed with trans people that they're always instinctively on the lookout for ways to clock everyone they encounter
The far-right simply doesn't want trans people to be visible in public in any way.
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@Tucker5law @donk_enby Marjorie Taylor Greene made at least two posts in the last few days asking people to post their e-mail/phone number so she would still "be able to contact" (read: solicit donations from) them. thousands of people posted their personal info
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@Esqueer_ @jk_rowling i don't know why my brain gave her a shred of the benefit of the doubt but i assumed they must have at least been like, the same person replying in the same thread or something, but they're completely different accounts, too?! like what
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@fayemikah i try to refrain from insulting people's appearances as a general rule but encountering the particular type of TERF you're describing on this website every day makes it sooo hard 😑.
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context here for those who are interested is that this woman had been following her and her child for days to the point of harassment and haranguing her then-nine-year-old son directly with all these personal questions so 'Welcome to Bangkok' was all she had to say to set her off.
Bjork beating up a paparazzi
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@Olas_Truth to see a doctor describe transplants as "taking organs from another human" and say transplant patients aren't "owed" anything after that, like they should just shut up and be glad they're alive at all. makes me feel ill to know he's still interacting with and treating patients.
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@UberFacts lmao well i found the study and as it turns out, it's ONE POINT SEVEN not seventeen. knew that shit didn't make sense 🤨
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@parlertakes I'm gonna guess this phenomenon is not so much about people not being able to name any of her lies as it is not being able to bear interacting with Brandon Straka for another single second.
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@ampol_moment i just love that it's one of the top photos in the infocard when you google "cobra commander"
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@CopingMAGA or it's a very predictable political logo design for people with a letter E in their name, but whatever, you keep connecting those dots, honey. you're gonna crack this case wide open
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@parlertakes Hmm yes I wonder why Trump's account and the account of the guy who manages Trump's account both shared the same thing at the same time. This is indeed a very suspicious mystery that clearly has some deeper meaning.
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@AdequateEmily most people i've personally seen share it have seemed to be trying to be supportive but the general lack of thought about how info like this is doomed to be handled by people with bad intentions once the first people with a platform choose to share it is disappointing.
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@redsteeze if a heterosexual couple who had to use an egg or sperm donor to conceive told you they were "expecting a baby," would you heckle them similarly, or would you consider that to be in very poor taste?.
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blocks are not just for hiding or preventing engagement. muting does not block unstable, dangerous people from seeing and collecting info on you. stalkers, abusive exes, people you actually have to hide your online presence from because THEY ARE DANGEROUS, should be first to mind.
Is there ever a reason to block vs mute someone?. Give your reasons.
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@KalElComrade "why didn't anyone every correct me?" gosh man, that's a hard one. you're so notoriously open to being corrected after all.
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@notcapnamerica they're the ones more likely to have a "connection" so they definitely are actually worried bc they know the things they have going for them may not stack up once DEI lets more people get in there and have a chance to be impressive and sell themselves, so they can't let it happen.
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@catwheezie when we took in a pregnant stray, and she had a litter of four voids and three tuxies, a lot of people wanted to adopt the tuxies but not the voids 😞 so, we kept them. best decision ever. they are almost five now and the best little kitty family we could have asked for 😭😭
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@StrewthQueen it really must be so exhausting just to be. himself. like experiencing that much unhinged distress simply because you encountered another human being. "what do i do with you?!" idk man, maybe just smile and say hi and go about your day?.
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@ZoeSchiffer five different references to "kids in the background" and not one made any more sense than the last.
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@punishedmother lmao dude really just compared one job that involves actually actively doing things with your time and another job that's 99% doing nothing and was like "the second one. that's the REAL job".
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every time i have to leave food alone for a few seconds, i have to make a little judgement call about whether the cats who are currently present pose a threat to it being there when i get back, and, well, i was wrong about Jake and the Indian food.
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@hasanthehun idk, my mom has raised some very strong arguments today including "who looks down longingly at a tissue" and that she's "seen a lot of magic tricks"
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@jil_slander "sure, it's the absence of information on a list that said information it would not be relevant to".
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@punished_cait this is one of the only good things about the Hell Company i contract for is they're literally so disorganized and dysfunctional that if anyone contacted them to try to get them to drop me it would just wind up being the worst runaround customer service experience of their life.
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@__semiaaa love how dudes will be interpreting a woman talking about her own life as "passive aggressive" toward someone she didn't even know existed 🥴.
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well it's been a good run, but he finally figured out there's a butter dish on the counter
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@AdequateEmily like i get wanting to shed light on how an influential figure's sudden shift in politics seems to have been maybe driven by his child's identity. but everyone should know better by now about what inevitably happens to this information once it spreads 😕.
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lmao Charlize would beat her ass
Megyn Kelly challenges Charlize Theron over drag queens: ‘Why don’t you come and f–k me up?’
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@ConSelfOwns every analogy TERFs try to make always seems to be obscured by some other fundamental misunderstanding of reality and/or language.
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@RightWingCope ok i'm starting to think this may actually be what's happening rn.
@atrupar Fox and CNN are going to switch places like some sort of bizarre Dixiecrat thing.
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@AmericanQF @notcapnamerica @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help on top of misclassifying them as independent contractors to dodge paying the employer's share of FICA taxes + benefits, you'll drop your workers who are the entire foundation of your service instantly on the word of customers clearly abusing the platform?
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i've seen the "they won't let you travel more than 15 minutes radius" people before but this is the first i've seen a guy who thinks in order to be a 15 minute city, the time it takes to walk the entire distance from one edge to the other must not be more than 15 minutes
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#GOPVisionForAmerica in five words, huh?. "keep everyone poor except us". "perpetually stoke fake culture wars". "deny systemic racism while benefitting"
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my search history last night 😭😭😭
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i'm not part of the adult YA-enjoyer community but on behalf of my friends who are,
Genuinely cool of her and not to be mean but it would be so nice if you guys read a book for adults, perhaps a history book that talks about the conflict at hand, or maybe just a nice novel written for people older than 14.
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@CartoonsHateHer and those same men will be like "women are always trying to date out of their league" but the "average" woman in their mind is way more beautiful than their idea of an "average" man is handsome.
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@CopingMAGA "I'm very proud of the 'work' I did on movies where I was just myself on camera for a few seconds".
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@PokerPolitics the "worst part" wasn't his wife dying, but the children learning about pronouns.
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@notcapnamerica it's funny bc there's actually very few qualifications to be President (as evidenced by the last one). he was over 35, a citizen, and won the most electoral votes. like those are literally the "qualifications".
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every ad on this site with a woman in it is filled with replies like this now but somehow it's supposed to be the rest of us (who aren't constantly obsessing over the genitals of every person we see anywhere) who are the ones "detached from reality"
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@nhannahjones she's so offended by the use of a riff on a famous figure's name as a Twitter display name (a thing tons of people on here do, sometimes just to be funny), but makes zero mention of the Ida B. Wells Society you co-founded 🤔.
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Nibbler comes up for pets so i petted her then after a few mins she recoils and yells at me (displeasure yell, "i'm about to bite you if you don't stop" yell) so I STOPPED then she turns around and looks at me like "wtf, why did you stop" like her communication skills are abysmal.
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@UberFacts me halfway through the list: yeah these are all stupid. "an attempt to limit personal wealth to $1 million". me:
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@RightWingCope Gen X conservatives act like the very appearance of colorful costumes and makeup are disturbing to children when they watched Sid and Marty Krofft shows as kids like be for real
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@AZinCLE @CantEverDie well we're talking about 15 high ranking ape members here, if they didn't have an official witness how are people to know it wasn't written by 15 guys who were lower ranking ape members, or worse, not even ape members at all.
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@BaltimoreDPW honest question, how could this possibly only affect one district? like what would cause there to be contamination in district 9 only and not the entire water supply, how does that work?.
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@SailorUrectum Louis Farrakhan: *pops up on here, asks Jennifer not to use a meme criticizing antisemitism* it's upsetting to me,. Jennifer: sure, of course. normal Black person: woah hold on maybe don't listen to Louis Farrakhan on this one. Jennifer: learn and grow, King, learn and grow.
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@PINKPLASTICBABE this is the first ad i've gotten since that man took over that's actually For Me, i feel like i might weep.
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@latkedelrey this may be one of those things where no one else sees it but i always kinda thought Gabriel Mann had a bit of a young Spader vibe
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we put a camera in the kitchen like a year ago so we could see which of the cats was responsible for acts of chaos that were happening in there, turns out we could have just always assumed it was Domino and been correct 98% of the time.
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my timeline on main: senate hearing room porn, AI girlfriends, apes are gone (again), people arguing with Will Stancil (again), a bunch of other hellish, cursed discourse. meanwhile, over on my cat's account: a day's worth of fake drama over accusations he is secretly a moth.
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@chadloder @Popehat Oh, he's upset because he feels he's being unjustly "tied to" the guy just because he was a fan of his? Funny, he had no qualms doing the same damn thing to Ben Collins, AOC, and Aaron Rupar (just to name a few, he was at it for days) two years ago with the Dayton shooter.
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@AnitaBeerToday @VaxxersAnti this was the first place my mind went too. even if the mom didn't actually put any in her food yet, it's still a reasonable fear bc she clearly doesn't care about her daughter's consent, and the daughter could've picked up on the possibility she'd try it before she was able to.
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@elph98 @itsmegangraves most guys i see saying "i could/would never date an OF girl" aren't usually expressing they'd simply be uncomfortable with it, it's often followed by or implied that dating a SW is beneath them, so i read it as addressing that specific type of guy, not just anyone who can't deal.
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@TheCatSenate if you are referring to world-renowned business tycoon @Bad_Babette, i don't think she became a billionaire by being "dumb".
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@Johnheretohelp MD didn't "turn" red. All of those counties were already long red. More people voted mail-in but the total numbers are still consistent w/ past elections. If you throw out dem mail-ins that would mean only 10% of dems who voted in 2016 voted in 2020. do you think that's right?
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@RightWingCope can some of our tax dollars go toward teaching them how to reverse image search? really investigating a tweet of a picture pulled from Google and it's not even of a real bomb vest it's from an ART EXHIBIT 🤦♀️
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@ezewriter can't count how many times I've seen the OP of an "attacked by a squeegee boy" post on NextDoor or wherever eventually accidentally give up a little piece of information that reveals they were the ones who actually escalated or instigated the situation.
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@hahnn12 @JosephPolitano it's a private company so they're not required to file a financial disclosure with the SEC. so any revenue reported is technically an estimate which allows him to claim it's incorrect.
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@SailorUrectum Twitter's new visibility limiting already doing a great job of telling the difference between hateful conduct and calling out hateful conduct here 🙄
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@AlanaFeral for people who claim they don't think you're a woman, they certainly treat you like one (picking apart your body).
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@punishedmother the whole "she's faking being trans for fame" narrative he's been trying to push lately is such obvious projection. he is soo mad he wasn't able to become anywhere near that famous off of pretending he actually believed he was "transracial".
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The late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia on #secession: "If there was any constitutional issue resolved by the Civil War, it is that there is no right to secede.". #CivilWar #RushLimbaugh #Texit #SCOTUS
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@Srirachachau lmao @ the dude who thought it was an injustice that the Babylon Bee got banned lamenting the idea of parody turning into misinformation.
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@christapeterso i love my friends the Baltimore rats who are also, surprisingly, friends of my neighbor's cat that hangs out at my house. we are all friends
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@MistressSnowPhD the "I bet I'm not like your *other* clients, huh? I'm probably way more normal. right? Like obviously I don't ~have~ to pay for it, I'm just so busy, high pressure job, don't have time for relationships. So I'm sure I'm not at all like the guys you're used to . right?" type.
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come back downstairs and he's just chowing down on Rajma Masala, like, well okay, we learned something today.
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@RightWingCope this but for buildings.
At a certain magnitude of cunt severity, getting misgendered by your family stops hurting and starts being funny. I have D cups, Grandpa. The waitress thinks you have dementia.
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@AkivaMCohen I'm not sure what the point of this woman's testimony was other than to say "my son successfully voted for Trump" but she also admits she returned his military absentee ballot when in Georgia you can't do that unless you are designated to for a physically disabled person 🤦♀️
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@thewie13 @MEPFuller Meanwhile throughout the pandemic credit card companies have been using higher than usual balances as an excuse to lower limits, causing usage percentages to be higher, causing even more CC's to lower your limit, gradually destroying your credit score in a matter of months.
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@AngryBlackLady apparently they eventually suspended him too but jfc that level of assault should be an expulsion. and suspending her is ridiculous, if she hadn't tried to fight him off she could've been hurt worse, throwing hands back is self defense when someone is coming at you like that. ugh.
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@BadLegalTakes "You see your honor, I only married my wife because I thought she was Spanish. Without that, the whole thing just falls apart, ya know?".
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@stphnfwlr Rudy translation: "If only the press would always unquestioningly report our narrative, you would all believe our lies".
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@Mjamila_22 @LDawjh @notcapnamerica ok so let's say i play along, what continent is this then bc you know these guys are attached too
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@abigaileisley @Black24Payne right? by all accounts i've seen, popular digital content creators overall *benefitted* from the pandemic. downloads of news podcasts in particular (as Mueller She Wrote is categorized on Apple Podcasts) apparently grew almost 100% from Oct '19 to Oct '20.
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@Esqueer_ if you spend $1k per month in ads you get the gold checkmark for free, they probably didn't pay $1k just for the checkmark but happened to buy enough scammy ads in a month.
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@punishedmother the claim that men would only hit on conventionally attractive "developed" girls is also just false. i was a nerdy looking late bloomer at 12-13 and still dealt with that shit as did my friends. i remember feeling like "what am i doing to cause this, i don't even have boobs".
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the wannabe-memelord version of the classic incel switch from "you're so beautiful i can't stop thinking about you" to "you're an ugly whore i never liked you".
@HardDriveMag Well, if you make something that looks like a meme & someone (not me) crops off your name, so it goes. Also, this is only a 6/10 meme, so maybe step down from that high horse!. The selfless art of anonymous meme creators is something to be admired.
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@MattBinder "great job constructing this false story about someone's daughter being raped! man, that guy has no moral compass, not like you and i do!" — a person NewsNation just described as a "journalist" when she was a guest a few days ago
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@Xtremedroit @Esqueer_ @jk_rowling i don't personally feel it's a very effective deterrent since people can still use search but it's just a courtesy thing to not make it any easier to seek them out. since JKR does it to avoid inciting a dogpile or being accused of siccing her followers on them i just continued it.
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@robynstarry @parlertakes They're more like Stanley Nickels, in that the majority of the American people would gladly pay a billion of them for him to never talk to us again.
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@DrJanKirsch @notcapnamerica it's like when two babies babble nonsense at each other and then start cracking up while the adults are like "huh i guess they just have their own little baby language," except for racists.
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@rothschildmd love how these guys' arguments rely on them consistently pretending no one has debit cards.
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@hannahcrileyy if you haven't had success with local news maybe @TizzyEnt can help get the story out, he's helped get more eyes on at least one missing dog before that was found that i've seen, i DMed him but if other people tag it might help get his attention, i'm sure he gets a ton of DMs.
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