Really enjoying this Kate Middleton stuff because this is the kind of investigation work I do in private whenever I think any couple I even vaguely know might have broken up
Messy girl but not in the ‘sex and drugs’ kind of way, more so in the ‘can’t eat spaghetti bolognaise without getting tomato on my clothes’ kind of way
I’m a whoore for a foreign supermarket. When you visit a new place you could go to as many tourist attractions and learn nothing about the culture. If you want to learn about people you have to investigate what funky yoghurt flavours they have and whether they have salted butter
How is it that one person can produce all of this?
That person lived 500 years ago — so why hasn't humanity produced another talent like him in all the time since? 🧵
I would like to say thank you to everyone that has supported me throughout this amazing journey, especially to my fans who I owe my life to. Love and adore you and see everything you do for me. ❤️
Leonardo DiCaprio is so concerned about climate change because soon people aren’t going to be able to reproduce and there won’t be teenagers for him to date
Everyone laughs when you think buffalo flavour is flavoured with buffalo but when you actually try and find out what in the world buffalo flavour is this is what they give you
One time my phone was like “hey is this you in this picture?” And it wasn’t me it was the girl I’d been texting on hinge. Sparked some real self reflection
Instagram really fucked up with that feature where if you tag someone in a post it sends it to their DMs they made tagging someone the most embarrassing thing in the world and for no reason there is no benefit
Every girl has a drawer somewhere that contains photographs, handwritten letters, a broken iPod, every birthday card she’s ever received, a vile of her ex boyfriend’s tears, and bank statements
Buckingham Palace has announced that The Queen has decided to celebrate Christmas this year at Windsor Castle rather than travelling to Sandringham
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Most of the responses to this are talking about authors getting exposure and stuff but if you didn’t know (in Ireland at least) authors actually get paid every time their book is checked out of the library- it’s not a lot but they do actually get money from it 🌟
Jesus himself got 104 points in the leaving and did a carpentry apprenticeship, look what he went on to achieve. Your cao offer doesn’t define you 😌
#CAO2020
#caooffers
#LeavingCert2020
Stay away from those ‘rise and grind’ ‘be productive with your day’ guys, I made one stay in bed until noon once and he said we were acting like Jessie and Jane in breaking bad, like literal meth addicts
Girls using code names for boys is so fun but I’ve just realised I genuinely cannot remember the name of this guy I got with in January 2022 because we’ve only referred to him as ‘Seinfeld guy’ ever since. If this was you what is your real name pleaaaaase
Being bullied in catholic school was so funny because every year the Jesus freaks would be like “I’m giving up crisps for lent” I think it would be more in line with the teachings of Jesus to stop calling me a weird fat ugly lesbian freak but you do you I guess
My dad’s just asked me to make blinds for my great uncle’s house, and when I told him I have absolutely no idea how to make blinds he said “that’s why I want you to do it, this is the perfect learning opportunity”
I haven’t seen either film but I used to think django unchained and rango were the same thing and whenever anyone referenced django unchained I would have an image of that rango lizard fellow in my mind
I’d love to go on love island just because nobody has phones so you could make up so many silly lies and nobody would be able to fact check them. You could go around saying anything it would be so fun
When I was 11 I arranged a Barbie nativity scene complete with a zebra and tinfoil hats and my mum let me display it in the kitchen for all of Christmas
the problem w a lot of u is that this is all very serious to you…the aesthetic, the girlposting, the fake internet friendships…all u rly need to do on here is try to be funny. this is twitter. even sylvia plath laughed
Hung out with my new friend today, so glad to have a new friend usually nobody wants to hang out with me and everyone just kicks me and spits on me because I am a big huge uggo
I cut my fringe too short and now indie coffee shops keep trying to make me work for them “hey! You! Microbangs!” they say “your break ended three minutes ago get back in there”