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Getting up from the fruiton to take a banath
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There were twice as many lasagne’s in the sky that night
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Really enjoying this Kate Middleton stuff because this is the kind of investigation work I do in private whenever I think any couple I even vaguely know might have broken up
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When God sings Chappel Roan with his creations will a bisexuals cishet boyfriend not be part of the choir?
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are they pretty in pink or all see through? are they in remembrance of pearl harbor from world war two
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Messy girl but not in the ‘sex and drugs’ kind of way, more so in the ‘can’t eat spaghetti bolognaise without getting tomato on my clothes’ kind of way
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Imagine being the first clementine that someone called an “easy peeler” must’ve felt like the village whore
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I’m a whoore for a foreign supermarket. When you visit a new place you could go to as many tourist attractions and learn nothing about the culture. If you want to learn about people you have to investigate what funky yoghurt flavours they have and whether they have salted butter
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So many to choose from but I think this is the winner
Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
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My sisters antigen test just came back protestant 😭 Christmas ruined for everyone
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Just found out there’s a famous actress called Rebecca Ferguson and people haven’t been talking about the X Factor 2010 runner up
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He didn’t like people pouring washing up liquid on his kids
and I was the £85 Grinch
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Diet Coke gives you cancer!! What am I supposed to have with my cigarettes now?
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“Coz we’re girlfrienboyfrien” he somehow delivers it exactly how a seven year old girl playing barbies does and it’s just spectacular
Ryan Gosling, 42, is being criticized on social media where many have labeled him as “too old to play Ken”.
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Likely thing for Paul Mescal to be an advocate for
“I’m a big advocate for men wearing shorter shorts.” - Paul Mescal at the Gucci Menswear SS25 show
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If Michelangelo had to do emails and excel he wouldn’t have made any of this either
How is it that one person can produce all of this?
That person lived 500 years ago — so why hasn't humanity produced another talent like him in all the time since? 🧵
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This is for them ❤️
I would like to say thank you to everyone that has supported me throughout this amazing journey, especially to my fans who I owe my life to. Love and adore you and see everything you do for me. ❤️
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Trying to explain to my mum I can't throw out my leaving cert notes just in case (I'm going into final year of college)
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this is how I feel when I get to fly home to Cork airport instead of Dublin
(To the person sitting next to me) The pilot said he’s gonna drop me off at my house
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Leonardo DiCaprio is so concerned about climate change because soon people aren’t going to be able to reproduce and there won’t be teenagers for him to date
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Babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your Lidl reduced to clear Emily in Paris macarons
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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I got dumped wearing clogs before and I had to clip clop my way away like I was a horse
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Jesus that time he went to the temple and couldn’t find his mom
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Not doing my theory test in case they arrest me when I pass like they did to Nicola Sturgeon
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Coming clean about this circle tweet before Elon makes them all public
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The reveal that one direction was in fact formed around Niall is the greatest possible conclusion to that Liam Payne drama
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I feel a lot of uncertainty about my future, but the one thing I’m sure of is that I’m destined to become her
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Some people not familiar with being snug as a bug
ok but noon is an insane time to stay in bed until, unless you’re sick or horribly sleep-deprived or something
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You smoked
then ate seven bars of chocolate
We declared Cher Lloyd should be a bigger artist
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Everyone laughs when you think buffalo flavour is flavoured with buffalo but when you actually try and find out what in the world buffalo flavour is this is what they give you
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One time my phone was like “hey is this you in this picture?” And it wasn’t me it was the girl I’d been texting on hinge. Sparked some real self reflection
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Instagram really fucked up with that feature where if you tag someone in a post it sends it to their DMs they made tagging someone the most embarrassing thing in the world and for no reason there is no benefit
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Every girl has a drawer somewhere that contains photographs, handwritten letters, a broken iPod, every birthday card she’s ever received, a vile of her ex boyfriend’s tears, and bank statements
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I went to the shit rollie factory and everyone knew you there
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I want the job of whoever gets to sit in Buckingham Palace and make up stuff about the Queen of England, who is dead
Buckingham Palace has announced that The Queen has decided to celebrate Christmas this year at Windsor Castle rather than travelling to Sandringham
For more on this and other news visit
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Just met Olivia Rodrigo in the Paul Street shopping centre toilet and she closed the door behind her so I had to pay 20c
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Obsessed with them using the old “small/far away” trick to make her look a normal height
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Airdropping this to random people on nights out
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They should do the Oscar’s red carpet on bikes and scooters like that part of the toy show
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Dubai?! One year our school trip was to the cork butter museum
Whatever happened to secondary school excursions?
Growing up there were yearly excursions to Dubai, Paris, etc
I hardly hear of those these days
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Me but it’s learning how to cartwheel
‘My Biological Clock Is Ticking!' Says Woman Who's Worried She's Getting Too Old to Get Into Skateboarding:
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Most of the responses to this are talking about authors getting exposure and stuff but if you didn’t know (in Ireland at least) authors actually get paid every time their book is checked out of the library- it’s not a lot but they do actually get money from it 🌟
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Weekly shop of Winnie the fucking Pooh
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My little sister encouraging people to boycott ticket touters for the 1st year disco and she’s dead right
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Blur:
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I also will not be inviting any of them to my birthday party, in case you guys were wondering
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Phoebe Bridgers should come to Cork, I feel like she'd love the Paul Streeters
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Jesus himself got 104 points in the leaving and did a carpentry apprenticeship, look what he went on to achieve. Your cao offer doesn’t define you 😌
#CAO2020
#caooffers
#LeavingCert2020
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Gonna rest my head it’s way pasta my bedtime
babe do you want the farfalle or the tortellini pillow tonight
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What did people spend their communion money on before the invention of the Nintendo DS
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Stay away from those ‘rise and grind’ ‘be productive with your day’ guys, I made one stay in bed until noon once and he said we were acting like Jessie and Jane in breaking bad, like literal meth addicts
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“it was my 9/11” - Osama Bin Laden on the September 11th attacks
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Girls using code names for boys is so fun but I’ve just realised I genuinely cannot remember the name of this guy I got with in January 2022 because we’ve only referred to him as ‘Seinfeld guy’ ever since. If this was you what is your real name pleaaaaase
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Just turned 23, spending the next year of my life making the pietà but better (I’ll give them both fun hats)
Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
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“Babe did you do something different today? You don’t smell like curry??”
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So excited for my dad to see this meme and then try to describe it to the family at dinner tonight
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having an emotional day and near moved to tears by the beauty of these tomatoes
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I think if you break up with the same person twice in a calendar year you should be automatically excused from sharing your spotify wrapped
Spotify Wrapped is expected to be released within the next week.
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Queer teen girls have no idea how lucky they are these days, I was pretending so hard that Hayley Kiyoko made good music
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Being bullied in catholic school was so funny because every year the Jesus freaks would be like “I’m giving up crisps for lent” I think it would be more in line with the teachings of Jesus to stop calling me a weird fat ugly lesbian freak but you do you I guess
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My dad’s just asked me to make blinds for my great uncle’s house, and when I told him I have absolutely no idea how to make blinds he said “that’s why I want you to do it, this is the perfect learning opportunity”
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@Danielwalsh100
I’m in Austria and I even tried buying “Irish butter” and even that wasn’t salted
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If I had a baby I’d Velcro it to the ceiling to be like trainspotting
I’m crying, why did she Velcro her baby to the couch
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What happened to shell bras?!? One of the major appeals of being a mermaid if the idea of having a bra made from sea shells
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if i ever go to therapy (which i should) i'll just show them my twitter drafts
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Cork this weekend
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after the barbie movie my mum was like "that was so clever to have pink in it like barbie, pink, so genius" she thought Kate Mckinnon was pink
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I haven’t seen either film but I used to think django unchained and rango were the same thing and whenever anyone referenced django unchained I would have an image of that rango lizard fellow in my mind
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Every year when the sun comes out I think about this tweet
I can’t believe Taylor Swift put this song on her new album. Disgusting and irresponsible.
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At what stage of your menstrual cycle is it normal to shed a little tear watching pigeons in a train station on a cold sunny October morning
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Uhm I literally carved this shrek pumpkin at age 15
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I’d love to go on love island just because nobody has phones so you could make up so many silly lies and nobody would be able to fact check them. You could go around saying anything it would be so fun
Want to play Cupid? 💘
Great, because the first coupling up will be decided by YOU! 🫵 Keep your eyes peeled for more info 👀
#LoveIsland
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When I was 11 I arranged a Barbie nativity scene complete with a zebra and tinfoil hats and my mum let me display it in the kitchen for all of Christmas
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I think “even Sylvia Plath laughed” is going to be my next “will we call Bella hadid”
the problem w a lot of u is that this is all very serious to you…the aesthetic, the girlposting, the fake internet friendships…all u rly need to do on here is try to be funny. this is twitter. even sylvia plath laughed
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Hung out with my new friend today, so glad to have a new friend usually nobody wants to hang out with me and everyone just kicks me and spits on me because I am a big huge uggo
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some people are emails
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I cut my fringe too short and now indie coffee shops keep trying to make me work for them “hey! You! Microbangs!” they say “your break ended three minutes ago get back in there”
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My dad just came into my room holding a power bank and said “Kate I have a block of charge here if you want to charge a laptop or a mobile”
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What if we kissed in that tiny pocket inside the bigger pocket in a pair of jeans?
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10 years ago today Harry Styles revealed himself as a massive Tory
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