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chronically nostalgic writer • i dreamt up @cruelmusical and @walkmusical • mlwtwb • previously: the royals, cruel intentions (2016)

Franklin, TN
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Jordan Ross Schindler
8 years
@realDonaldTrump Let's play a game: You, Schumer, and Pelosi release your tax returns. The person with the most ties to Russia loses.
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@screenrant Aw, MAGA just realized they’re the villains of the story.
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8 years
@realDonaldTrump what a pathetic excuse of a president...
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4 years
Folklore on vinyl is how the album is meant to be listened to. A true masterpiece. @taylorswift13
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8 years
@colesprouse @dylansprouse which one of you was Julian in Big Daddy?
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7 years
@StephPrichard1 @seanhannity Help this lady! She thinks Hillary Clinton is president!
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6 years
I’ve never been so excited to hang art before. @RickandMorty
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@StephPrichard1 @seanhannity Steph? Can I call you Steph? I think you're confusing being pro-Trump and being pro-America. There's a difference.
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7 years
@seanhannity Going down with the ship I see.
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4 years
Luke Skywalker never got those power converters, did he?
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Jordan Ross Schindler
6 years
. @taylorswift13 ’s All Too Well in this Netflix special should get its own special Grammy.
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4 years
The day Trump is banned from Twitter should be remembered as a national holiday
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Twitter Confirms Trump Could Be Banned After Inauguration Day For Repeated Violations
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7 years
Fixed it, @shannonpurser .
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1 year
1 ticket for 1 ticket for oppenheimer barbie please 💣 please 💖
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1 ticket for 1 ticket for oppenheimer barbie please 💣 please 💖
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6 years
Fact: You hear Bittersweet Symphony and immediately think of Cruel Intentions. Always. #Cruel20
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5 years
. @ddlovato is a national treasure. #SuperBowl2020
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7 years
Revenge is a dish best served... with music. 😎💀
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@colesprouse Choice Male Hottie who can...
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7 years
@GOP LOL. And you call yourselves American...
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7 years
Someone get me this #LionKing footage ASAP.
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7 years
@AP So McCain gets to have quality healthcare for his tough road ahead, but 22 million Americans don't? Right, cause that's fair.
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7 years
WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S NOVEMBER 5TH.
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#Shameless Season 8, where tf ya at?!
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3 months
I don’t know how we can all come together while Scott Jennings is still employed by CNN.
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7 years
@pissedoffctdem @StephPrichard1 @seanhannity Trump has only ever represented two things: Russia and himself. Not sure which one is worse.
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7 years
@StephPrichard1 @pissedoffctdem @seanhannity I don't have the time to update you on everything you're not hearing about while watching Fox News.
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@CBSNews Why are you making their graduation about you, @realDonaldTrump ?
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@kaitlancollins @jeffmason1 BREAKING NEWS: Man who grew up with stutter misspoke while answering a question.
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6 years
I’d like to volunteer as tribute to turn @taylorswift13 ’s 1989 into a stage musical.
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4 years
Is this the best Justin Bieber’s ever sounded? The new stuff is 🔥 #BieberOnSNL #SNL
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6 years
. @taylorswift13 , I would like to personally apologize for not knowing this song until this year and inform you that it's been on repeat for at least two months.
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Taylor Swift
6 years
“All Too Well” was never a single, and it always blows my mind that it is consistently one of the loudest songs the crowd sings when I play it. Moments like this defined the Reputation Stadium Tour for me, and I can’t wait for you to see it in full starting at 12:01 AM 12/31 PST
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Jordan Ross Schindler
6 years
Sorry, I can’t go out tonight because @JanelParrish is on the TV and you better believe it’s MONA’S TURN!! So proud!
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8 years
@LisaPeppin @realDonaldTrump ugh, you're right, Lisa. Auto-correct is the worst.
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7 years
@JohnScoular @Acosta @brianstelter Most of the educated public doesn't concern themselves with the bullshit stories cooked up by Fox News.
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2 years
I like to keep all my favorites close by.
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7 years
The One With J’s Engagement Party.
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8 years
Fact checking Trump right now. #Debates
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4 years
Rory watching @thelaurengraham ’s figure skating routine in #MightyDucks ...
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump LOL. The President of Mexico won't even take your fucking phone calls, you orange idiot.
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8 years
True or False: @TheChainsmokers ' "Don't Let Me Down" is about a girl in desperate need of a phone charger at a party.
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@HilarieBurton I’m way more invested in this relationship than I should be. Long live the Swift-Kelces!
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6 years
This tweet is the real winner of #SuperBowlLIII
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6 years
These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House
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8 years
@taylorswift13 but where were you during the entire election?
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7 years
@StephPrichard1 @pissedoffctdem @seanhannity ...if you have nothing to hide, you don't fire the guy investigating you. I don't need facts. It's common sense.
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7 years
@williamlegate I think being a Trump supporter is now a pre-existing condition.
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5 years
My college buddy quoted One Tree Hill in his wedding vows and I’ve never been more proud.
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4 years
@taylorswift13 You released two career-defining albums in the same year. You deserve a drink, a nap, a quality binge-watch of the show of your choosing.
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3 years
@maggieNYT “Hope that happens to me someday.” Don’s funeral will get the lowest ratings because everyone will be out dancing in the street.
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7 years
@JohnScoular @Acosta @brianstelter It's the weekend, John. Can't we just set the conspiracy theories aside until Monday? I promise they'll still be conspiracy theories then.
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7 years
@FAUXnews_lies @JeanaMamer @AP @SenJohnMcCain I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve quality are. Of course he does. But there are millions of Americans who also deserve the same care.
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4 years
This epic cover of @taylorswift13 ’s Look What You Made Me Do is haunting.
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2 years
Four TV moments imprinted on you. Go!
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Four TV moments imprinted on you. Go!
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8 years
@OfficialYMF she has a voice. she has a platform. i wish she would have used them both.
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4 years
@parlertakes Oh no! How will these homegrown terrorists make nefarious plans!?
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3 months
@MSNBC Schiff is out here flushing his otherwise solid legacy in the House down the drain.
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump I think you meant to tweet: "My thoughts and prayers are with the people of London."
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8 years
#TBT to Day 1 w/ @JanelParrish ! Almost five years later and still eating at the same Mexican restaurant.
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7 years
@StephPrichard1 @pissedoffctdem @seanhannity @williamlegate I just needed his help interpreting the tweet. All I keep seeing from you is HILLARY! EMAILS! BENGHAZI! FAKE NEWS! Is there a decoder app?
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10 years
. @Disney , I've got your live-action Mulan right here. Disney meet @JanelParrish . Janel meet Disney. She'll bring honor to the box office.
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Jordan Ross Schindler
4 years
Stop letting old white men decide what women do with their bodies.
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6 years
WORLDWIDE.
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4 years
CNN summing it all up perfectly...
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2 years
@Charles_Lister Meanwhile at the impact site
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@CoolSeanDotCom @BrianParticelli waving through a nursing home window
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10 years
Whenever I give out my number I say it's 1-800-868-3405 because @JanelParrish and @iamValC are going to get that Mirrorball trophy.
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6 years
We met over nachos and have been best friends ever since. Thank you for including me in your and Chris’ special day. To say you looked beautiful would be a massive understatement! #JanelGoesLong
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6 years
Oh, go home, Carol Miller. You’re drunk. #CohenHearing
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5 years
THE ROYALS. Let us write the ending the show deserves!
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What tv show would you bring back for 1 more season?
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7 years
Lemonading Through A Window.
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4 years
#TheLittleThings has shades of Seven and an incredibly unsettling performance by Leto. Denzel continues to be a legend.
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They showed up week after week and OWNED that dance floor. Let's get @JanelParrish and @iamValC that well-deserved Mirrorball Trophy. #vote
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@StephPrichard1 @pissedoffctdem @seanhannity Sweet baby Jesus... help me out with his one, @williamlegate ?
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2 years
'90s kids... it's our time!
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6 years
Me getting ready to VOTE on Tuesday...
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6 years
Stepping outside into the #LAHeatWave like...
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@Acosta At this point I think the real question is: Who from the Trump campaign isn't being investigated in the Russia probe?
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THE FRAY RIGHT NOW, @julieplec . THE FRAY. #TVD
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Taylor and Travis will get married. Calling it now.
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@ananavarro We wouldn’t even be having this conversation if Jen O’Malley Dillon was a man... clearly.
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Meatloaf obviously meant "I #wouldnt do anything for love."
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I'm convinced that @alexkinsey and @sierradeaton could sing the Yellow Pages and make it the most epic masterpiece the world has ever heard.
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I really hope Trump’s VP pick is JD Vance. It’ll be the worst choice since Palin.
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4 years
@BoutrousTed @MrJonCryer @JoeBiden They should book the real Four Seasons.
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@netflix And they live happily ever after...
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11 years
#RunningUpThatHill is out! A film I wrote to support suicide prevention. Directed by @rgala ! @afspnational http://t.co/ath0Ofczo8
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7 years
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted @Oprah to run for POTUS more than I do right now.
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@SophiaBush One longs the good 'ol days when you could admire someone's work without being a crazed stan... whatever that even means.
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“This is Brooke Davis’ song,” screams a girl as the cover band starts playing Don’t You Forget About Me. @SophiaBush
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I don't know how Devin Nunes can breathe with his head so far up Trump's ass. #ImpeachmentHearings
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4 years
And now America can finally start healing.
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BREAKING: Keeping Up With The Kardashians is ending and will air its final season next year, Kim Kardashian announced on Instagram
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3 years
Burt Macklin: Alien Hunter. @prattprattpratt
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Don't miss the blockbuster event of the summer! It's gonna be... (sorry about this) out of this world.
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Band-aids might not fix bullet holes, but @TheRyanAdams ' cover of @taylorswift13 's Bad Blood fixes a lot.
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Just started watching Superstore and this is now a @lauren_ash stan account.
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