Lauren Ash
@lauren_ash
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STREAM “WHIPLASH” CLICK LINK BELOW! Superstore, Not Dead Yet, True Crime and Cocktails She/Her
Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
Me: "Do you have Prosecco?".Server: "What's that?".Me: "My cue to leave.".
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If SNL doesn’t get Jeff Goldblum to play the fly in this week’s episode, they’re missing a massive opportunity.
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The Superstore team lost one of its best members. RIP Linda Porter. Always funny, always vibrant and ALWAYS enthusiastic. I don’t know that anyone loved our show more than Linda. Both you and Myrtle will be deeply missed. xoxo
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*clears throat*.YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT DOG IS 14 WHICH IS AMAZING FOR A GERMAN SHEPHERD AND PROOF OF HOW WELL HE HAS BEEN CARED FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE THERE IS A STATE OF FUCKING EMERGENCY IN TEXAS WHY DON’T YOU SPEND TIME COVERING THAT INSTEAD OF SHAMING AN ELDERLY DOG YOU FUCKS.
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In case you’re wondering why the air quality is bad in LA. Not cars! Just the crushing amount of cremations happening! But by all means, keep ignoring the rules and warnings so you can have your beach days and outdoor lunches with friends.
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6 years is a long time. I’ve never done anything for 6 years before. There have been babies, houses, dogs, new cars (though I still drive my beat up Jeep.) 6 years is a chunk of life. Happy that I got to go through it all with some of the best people I’ll ever know. #Superstore
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It’s hard to know exactly what to say in moments like these. Superstore was a dream every day. I made lifelong friends and helped create a show that I am beyond proud of. I am incredibly sad it’s ending but also insanely grateful for all it’s given me. ☁️ 9 forever.
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Everyone! Did you know that She-Ra season 3 will premiere on @netflix August 2nd?? AND that Geena Davis will join the cast as Huntara?! There’s also SO much more Scorpia to come! I can’t wait for you all to see it! @DreamWorksSheRa
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I know that people don’t want to believe it but I am a really good actress. 😘.
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Dear @HamillHimself, I just saw this today and I burst into full tears. Just a full fangirl meltdown. Please come visit us anytime next season.
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Dear @Spotify,.You’ve given a man a 100 million dollar deal who thinks a man using his power to repeatedly sexually assault a woman (until he “broke her” mentally) is hilarious. This isn’t about politics or opinions, it’s celebrating the abuse of women. And you are complicit.
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A post I would have hoped I wouldn’t have to make yet. #Superstore ends tonight. 8/7c for a full hour on @nbc. Show me those emojis if you’ll be watching. ♥️
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I just have to say, it’s such an interesting experience to be filming the last few episodes of #Superstore just as SO much of the world is discovering it for the first time on Netflix. It feels oddly full circle. Thank you for all the lovely messages. ♥️.
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YOU GUYS. TINA FEY JUST WALKED BY ME AND I SAID “HELLO” AND SHE SAID “HI” AND I EXPLODED INTERNALLY AND NOW IM DEAD. THIS IS MY GHOST.
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"I promise I won't cry. It's just a single frame from a tv show.". The single frame:
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I don’t generally like to speak negatively about people or their looks but Tom Sandoval looks like a C list magician who borrowed a bunch of money from his dad for his magic business but then lost it all on a bad Bitcoin investment.
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All I’m saying is Dina never would have let Cloud 9 Store 1217 run out of toilet paper.
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Seeing Chris Evans tweet about The Office makes me wonder which of the Avengers was a Superstore stan.
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Without hyperbole, I can honestly say that I have never received a message that has ever meant more to me. Thank you for these incredibly thoughtful, kind words. You have honestly made this fan girl’s life. You have no idea. No idea. Thank you.
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In his defense, he was literally ordering food for everyone at this moment.
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✨2nd fashion post of 2022!✨ DRESS LIKE THE PERSON YOU WERE TOO SCARED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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#Superstore will be back for Season 6 baybeeeeees!!!!! Just a reminder that season 6 episode 1 will also be our 100th episode!
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I’m going to miss her too. But I’m so glad she resonated with you! You’re going to love her in season 5. I’m excited for you to see it. ♥️.
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Honestly, if you want to say that Biden was “flat” or “not that great” in this debate? I challenge ANY OF YOU to try and talk while a MADMAN screams at you. I’m a professional performer & I wouldn’t have been able to do as well as Biden did. Biden is the only choice for President.
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Happy birthday to one of the biggest loves in my life @nicosantos! A man who always shares his snacks with me, who always listens to me bitch and who will always be my work husband even if we aren’t on the same show together. Love you, boo. ♥️♥️♥️
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BUT IM NOT PLUS SIZE. This is a narrative I hate. A size 12/14 isn’t plus size!! It’s what media has made us BELIEVE is plus size! And plus size isn’t a shameful term at all, but it’s important to properly identify and label these things.
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In case you were wondering, yeah, I’m the hottest I’ve ever been.
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So close to the final season of @DreamWorksSheRa dropping!!! Can’t wait for you to see what Scorpia gets up to. ♥️ 🦂 ♥️🦂♥️🦂
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Tonight’s episode of #Superstore is called “Myrtle” and is a tribute to our lost Cloud 9 family member Linda Porter. Here’s some of her greatest moments as Myrtle:
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I’m just a girl, looking at twitter, saying “Put me in coach”. #LaurenAshForCaraDune #HireLaurenAsh . @Jon_Favreau .@dave_filoni .@themandalorian .@PedroPascal1
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Commemorating an important Dina moment. (I did not make this, it was sent to me) #Superstore
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When you’re trying to snap fitting photos and you have a mostly blind, fully codependent dog.
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Actual pics of @AmericaFerrera and I at the end of tonight's #Superstore season finale table read. Photos by @WhosBenFeldman.
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I just said “ya wanna get hiiiigh??” as I handed my boyfriend the bottle of Tums in bed and I laughed soooo hard and I guess now I’ve officially entered my “Everybody Loves Raymond” years.
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You have to put these things into the universe if you want them to happen. .
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1. I’m obsessed with @Racheldoesstuff she is amazing. and . 2. Fun fact! I actually auditioned for Crazy Ex Girlfriend in the role that went to the AMAZING @DLChamplin! We later both played Hortense on different seasons of Another Period!!.
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I’m sorry, but Trump telling Proud Boys to “stand by”?! Rather than denouncing them?! This is solid proof he is a racist. Plain and simple. If you support him, you support a white supremicist. I’m so done with this shit.
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THREAD I’ve had some interesting red carpet experiences lately. Been getting asked about my weight as I guess I look like I’ve lost some. I just want to say that I don’t think it’s ever necessary or appropriate to ask someone about their body. I know people think this is a
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This is so tonedeaf it’s wild. Not only is this “hot take” insensitive to what’s happening right now, I also have to say, blaming a woman for “not properly mothering” instead of blaming an adult man who has agency over his own choices, is the most blatant misogyny I’ve ever seen.
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Today is my birthday! And thank you EVERYONE for all of your lovely messages! I haven’t even gotten through them all yet! In the meantime, remember to watch an all new episode of #Superstore tonight! @roryscovel is back and he’s hilarious as always. Who’s watching??
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4th times the charm! It’s everyone’s favourite time of year! #Superstore #Spookystore TONIGHT! ON ACTUAL HALLOWEEN!! How magical is that?! 8/7c on @nbc. Comment with a 🎃 if you’re watching live, a 👻 if you’re recording or a 🕷 if you’re watching tomorrow on Hulu or the NBC app
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This is like saying to someone “hey, your dog that died? That you loved so much? That’s gone forever and has no bearing on my personal life even though he was important to you? Yeah, I never liked him.”.
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3 Mateos are better than 1. And if this makes no sense to you, you’d better catch up on #Superstore now on Hulu or the NBC app!
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Canada Day Eve was celebrated last night as tradition dictates: in a parking lot. @Mark_DMcKinney 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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I was in a show with Nick in Toronto around 2004ish. He was amazing. So talented, charismatic, a star. He died from Covid today. He was 41. No health issues. Over the past 95 days in hospital, COVID attacked his body and destroyed it slowly piece by piece. Wear a fucking mask.
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This was by far one of the biggest joys performing live I’ve ever had. You don’t want to miss the full performances this Thursday!!.
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Me after Chapter 1 of Mandalorian: “I don’t know about this.”. Me after Chapter 16 of Mandalorian: “THIS IS SOME OF THE GREATEST TELEVISION EVER MADE.” . #Mandalorian.
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The news is overwhelming today so here’s a pic of my girl child Peaches and I wearing flower crowns.
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Season 1 Amy and Dina vs season 6. 😭 #Superstore’s 100th episode airs TONIGHT! 8/7c on @nbc! Respond with a 💯 if you’re excited!!!
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Day 1 of isolating: I’m gonna get so much stuff done around the house! .Day 3:
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