Jon Cryer
@MrJonCryer
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Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy?.
Charlie Sheen totally carried two and a half men.
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Spoiler alert: . it was Obamacare.
JD Vance Awfully Quiet After Report on How His Mom Got Health Care.
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I hate to break it to you, @elonmusk . But a company choosing not to advertise on your platform is actually a perfect example of…. Wait for it…. Free speech.
Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?.
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These are straight up Hitler talking points.
Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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Sorry Republicans,. If you actually wanted “unity and healing” you wouldn’t have confirmed Amy Coney Barrett.
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I’ve decided my next role is going to be “Pete Davidson in the year 2050”
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He keeps calling the migrants of Springfield “illegal Haitians”. They are here legally. They have not broken the law. He hates that they are here because they are not white.
Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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Hi Trump supporters . I know right wing media has been telling you for years that Kamala Harris is a dumb, drunk goofball. They were lying to you. They lie to you all the time. She just dismantled your candidate.
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Can confirm.
JD Vance is every rich kid you wanted to beat the crap out of in every John Hughes movie.
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Wearing body armor to protect themselves from… drag queens?.
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In one term Trump has taken the GOP from having the presidency, the house, and the Senate to losing all three.
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So let me get this straight:. If, in the future, a democratic president incites a mob of armed rioters to attack the Capitol and overturn an election he lost, the Republicans are gonna be totally cool with it?.
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This is against. The. Fucking. Law.
Trump begins his first post-coronavirus diagnosis speech by telling his adoring fans at the White House, "we gotta vote these people into oblivion. Into oblivion. Gotta get rid of 'em. So bad for our country."
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So the guy who had sex with an adult film actress while his wife was taking care of their newborn thinks the lady who cursed once “dishonored her family.”.
President Trump on Rep. Rashida Tlaib's call to 'impeach that motherf*****': "I thought her comments were disgraceful. I think she dishonored herself, and I think she dishonored her family."
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
If Trump loses, there's a good chance this site will cease to exist. Plan accordingly.
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Hey. Anybody else remember that a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker who was close friends with Donald Trump and had incriminating files stored on CD’s, mysteriously killed himself while in DOJ custody a few weeks ago?.
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On Friday night, as the rain was pouring down here Vancouver, I I was walking along the sea wall headed to meet a few folks from the cast. I pulled my hand out of my pocket and heard a “ping!” To my left. I walked a couple more steps and realized. My wedding ring was gone. .
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Rep. @mattgaetz invited a white supremacist to the State of the Union, attempted to intimidate a federal witness, and endorsed a sociopathic bigot who applauded the deaths of migrants for congress. I just donated to his opponent @PhilEhr
.@MattGaetz, the self-proclaimed #1 ally of Trump, who represents one of the largest military populations in the nation, has done nothing but continue to blindly follow the lies. #WeRespectVets.
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Trump is allowed to go Arlington to honor the fallen. But he’s not allowed to take pictures of it for his campaign. If he really wanted to “honor the fallen” he didn’t need to take any photos or break any rules. But he did. Because he doesn’t actually give a shit about.
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Well, the good thing about this is she doesn’t have to feel bad about it anymore, because while I’m sure she was totally justified making that assumption based on my my skill level (and the stunned look on my face at the time), I had actually lost my virginity in high school.
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Everyone involved in this should be ashamed of it for the rest of their lives.
Navy SEAL Museum in Fort Pierce used “Colin Kaepernick stand-in" for K-9 demonstration at fundraiser last year #BecauseFlorida
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Sorry, but months into a pandemic is too late to care about a change in “tone”.
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Gonna say it again:. Ignore the polls. All gas, no brakes. Organize, register, donate, vote!. Win. #HarrisWalz2024.
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Okay, now I’m playing him in the movie.
Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
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Your nominee was convicted of 34 felonies and is out on bail awaiting trial on many more.
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So let me get this straight, @elonmusk . The Republican president, accompanied by far right militias attempt an actual coup, but it’s the Democrats who’ve been “hijacked by extremists”?.
@waitbutwhy I strongly supported Obama for President, but today’s Democratic Party has been hijacked by extremists.
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I’m absolutely ashamed of stuff I did in high school,. but if I grew up, became a mature human being, and lied about that stuff to the Senate, I’d still deserve to be removed from the Supreme Court.
Re #BrettKavanaugh How many men & women-deep in middle age-are embarrassed by shit they did in high school &college? After decades as responsible adults:How much time must pass before distant-hazily or inaccurately recalled events-should still have power to disqualify or destroy?.
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@TonyHinchcliffe Hi Tony. We’re aware that you’re a comedian. But when you are a featured speaker at a campaign event, what you say reflects on the campaign. If no one from the campaign informed you of that, they screwed you royally.
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Donald Trump is a defeated, impeached, one term president who is leaving the U.S. economy in tatters, our alliances frayed, our adversaries stronger, and our people enduring the largest mass casualty event in 100 years. His failure is total.
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On the day when Trump is referring to the Vice President as “Kamabla” you can f*** right off with your complaints about Tim Walz making a couch joke.
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Just saw Top Gun: Maverick . Think it’s time to reunite with Sheen for Hot Shots: Part Tres.
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He’s gonna get sued. Again.
Trump on E Jean Carroll: "She made up a story. Fabricated 100 percent, that I attacked her . her favorite show is Law & Order. And there's almost an exact story as her story in Law & Order about being attacked in the dressing room of a department store."
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Wow, @realDonaldTrump . Isn’t this crazy?. Barack Obama is getting a standing ovation at a public event full of average joes. Not some rally full of self-selected zombified cultists. But a random gathering of people who didn’t even know he was gonna be there. Wow.
Barack Obama gets a standing ovation at Game 2 of the NBA Finals in Toronto. Via blogTO
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If Trump didn’t want to be called a “threat to Democracy” he shouldn’t have attempted a coup.
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YOU GUYS!!!. I got blocked by @JerryFalwellJr !. He’s my first block!. I’d like to thank my agents and managers and all the folks who’ve stood behind me during my career, and of course, my beautiful wife. Go to bed, kids! Daddy did it!
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Good morning!. Records show the President committed tax fraud. Sworn testimony shows he committed obstruction of justice. Recordings show he broke federal election law. And 19 women claim he sexually assaulted them or worse. Have a great day!.
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Trump is actually VERY difficult to debate. Because he doesn’t “debate.”. He lies, accuses, and rambles so it’s really hard to counter. He beat award-winning Princeton and Harvard Law debater Ted Cruz. Harris has her work cut out for her.
Kamala is the overwhelming favorite to win the debate, according to the most trusted prediction markets and polls on earth. Who else thinks she’s going to crush Trump? 🤚.
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Every headline about the SCOTUS immunity ruling should be: . TRUMP APPOINTED JUSTICES RULE IN HIS FAVOR AND GIVE HIM TOOLS TO AVOID PROSECUTION FOR COUP ATTEMPT AND OTHER BLATANT CRIMES.
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We had a criminal president who appointed judges that would abet his criminality. It’s that simple.
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She was a beautiful human. Berta’s gruff exterior was an invention of the writers. Chatty’s warmth and vulnerability were her real strengths. I’m crying for the woman I’ll miss, and the joy she brought so many.
Conchata Ferrell Dies: Former ‘Two and a Half Men’ Co-Star Was 77
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I’ll allow it.
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This, my friends, is what is known as a “visual metaphor”.
He’s just out on the tarmac having someone drive him around in circles. Why do I feel like this will become the defining meme for his entire campaign?
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If he hadn’t run for office, HE WOULDN’T HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME, you jackass
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Yesterday, the Republican Party officially nominated for president a convicted felon who, when he lost the last election attempted a coup to stay in power. America is in danger.
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IF THEIR HOME COUNTRIES WERE SAFE, THEY WOULDN’T NEED ASYLUM, YOU JACKASS!.
Laura Ingraham: "If you want to apply for asylum, that's fine. But you should do so in the safety of your home country."
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YOU BETRAYED YOUR COUNTRY AND GOT CAUGHT!.
HE SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, AND GOT CAUGHT!.
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Hey, @realDonaldTrump . Your dad was arrested at an actual KKK rally.
Trump calls Northam's yearbook photo depicting men in blackface, KKK robes "unforgivable"
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Having been through the Charlie Sheen madness I’ve seen this before. We’re a couple of weeks away from 3am webcam rants.
I was NOT going to fire Bob Mueller, and did not fire Bob Mueller. In fact, he was allowed to finish his Report with unprecedented help from the Trump Administration. Actually, lawyer Don McGahn had a much better chance of being fired than Mueller. Never a big fan!.
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I’m speechless. This is a Republican state Senator from Nebraska. Thank you @SenMcCollister.
The Republican Party is enabling white supremacy in our country. As a lifelong Republican, it pains me to say this, but it’s the truth. I of course am not suggesting that all Republicans are white supremacists nor am I saying that the average Republican is even racist.
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It is still objectively insane that the Republican Party knew all this and nominated him anyway.
Call me old-fashioned, but I think stealing classified documents, being an adjudicated rapist, encouraging espionage, and plotting an armed insurrection to overthrow our democracy is disqualifying for anyone running for president.
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Hey, does anybody else remember how we found out a few weeks ago that the Trump administration didn’t bother with a national testing plan for COVID-19 because it was a “blue state problem”?.
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Fascinating to see that when the Tulsa Massacre enters the popular conversation, Republicans absolutely lose their shit and attempt to literally outlaw teaching about racism.
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I’m telling you, if Biden just unilaterally got rid of daylight saving time, he and the democrats would coast to victory. Coast!.
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I’m going to keep saying this over and over. Tonight is just the beginning. One election was never going to do it. Let’s celebrate our wins, understand our losses . and keep fighting.
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I’m hoping this is the defining image of this era.
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Hey, anybody else remember when Michael Cohen testified before Congress and provided proof that Donald Trump committed tax, bank, and insurance fraud on live national television. and nobody did anything about it?.
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Hi Trump voters,. The Trump campaign hired two companies to investigate voter fraud. Both said the election was not stolen. Trump knew, but he lied to you about it over and over again. But you’ll still vote for him. Because you are in a cult.
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Holds up.
35 years ago today, “Pretty In Pink” was released in theaters featuring one of the best soundtracks of the ‘80s including songs by The Psychedelic Furs, New Order, The Smiths, OMD, Echo & the Bunnymen, INXS, Suzanne Vega with Joe Jackson, Belouis Some and more.
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Alvin Bragg’s case was considered the weakest of Trump’s 4 criminal indictments. Just sayin’.
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Ignore the polls. ALL GAS! NO BRAKES!. Organize. Donate. Vote!.
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It’s infuriating to me that we’ve normalized the idea that Trump will not testify in his trials. Bill Clinton testified. Hillary testified for 11 hours. Just because we already know he’s a lying dickbag doesn’t mean he should get a pass. We should expect it.
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Again,. NOBODY FORCED TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT . if he didn’t want to have his businesses subject to a higher level of transparency, he shouldn’t have sought the job. And @realDonaldTrump ,. You can resign any time.
NEWS: The president, his kids and the Trump Org sue Deustsche Bank and Capital One to prevent them from responding to congressional subpoenas, according to papers filed today.
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Same.
This is an absolute shitshow clusterfuck and I say that as someone who worked on a sitcom with Charlie Sheen.
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He says that @TheRingFinders are all over and they really love doing this for a living because it just makes people so happy. And he’s not wrong.
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Something is happening . You can feel it.
The view from the 200 level of Desert Diamond Arena in Glendale at the Harris Walz rally. @CopperCourier
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I just donated the max. I hope you’ll consider giving what you can.
I will do everything in my power to unite the Democratic Party—and unite our nation—to defeat Donald Trump and his extreme Project 2025 agenda. If you’re with me, add a donation right now.
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And no, I’m not actually saying Elon was wrong for suspending the account. What Ye was posting was unconscionable. I was suggesting that Elon’s particular utopian vision of free speech was unworkable for Twitter.
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Am hearing Pete Davidson is at SNL and accounted for. We are thinking of you, Pete. You are loved. (And just a heads up, when you finally turn on your cell, it’s gonna go apeshit for a little while).
I just tried to text and call him, his phone is not on or out of cell coverage. Does anybody know his location? NY or LA?.
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The brilliant and hilarious Carl Reiner hosted the Director’s Guild awards for decades before his health forced him to take the night off. They asked me to sub in for him. Here’s the letter he sent me:. #RIPCarlReiner
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Anybody else feel like Trump is picking fights with governors so he can blame them later if the death toll explodes?.
"He's supposed to be buying his own ventilators" -- Trump is now attacking Andrew Cuomo for saying the federal government should do more to provide New York with needed medical gear
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“Upholding western civilization” was the phrase most often used by white supremacists to defend their actions during the civil rights era. There is exactly zero chance that Stephen Miller is unaware of that.
Stephen Miller claims the difference between Trump's criticism of the US and "the squad"'s is that Trump is uphold "the principles of Western civilization"
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Me at the beginning of the decade vs. me at the end of the decade.
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Are you f***ing kidding me?.
EXCLUSIVE: At a White House Halloween party, children were encouraged to help “Build the Wall” with their own personalized bricks by @janawinter, @hunterw & @CEDickson
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Ummm. pretty sure I’m not paying my daughter a $700K consulting fee and taking it off my taxes.
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How is this not one of the greatest scandals in The history of the United States?.
New documents show Trump Admin silenced CDC at start of pandemic, tried to alter expert scientific reports, and then tried to delete evidence they were doing so. We were the most prepared nation in the world but now more than 750,000 Americans have died.
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Now that we know Elon Musk was in the country illegally and likely obtained his citizenship through fraud…. Is the DOJ going to investigate him?. He has high level government contracts. His superpacs have clearly been violating election law by coordinating with Trump’s campaign.
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Hi Republicans,. I know it makes you mad when I point out that your party has become a personality cult, and I get it. Who wants to hear that from that dork who was on Two and a Half Men? . But sadly, that doesn’t make it any less true. Your party has turned its back on its
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“Wait, if I get vaccinated, I might STILL have to wear a mask? F*** that!”. Folks, IT’S NOT A NEGOTIATION . Covid is an infectious disease. It doesn’t give a shit about a deal you think you’re making with some imaginary virus referee.
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They’re at if you ever find yourself in need. Thanks so much, Chris!.
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When I tweeted that Trump pardoning Stone would be an impeachable offense, a bunch of folks chimed in with wiseass “oh so now the guy from 2 1/2 Men is a constitutional scholar” takes. Hey, f*** all y’all.
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He can f*** right off.
Confirmed: Manchin is considering re-registering as a Democrat to run against Kamala Harris for the presidential nomination.
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The best way to get revenge on Joe Manchin is to get enough Dems in the senate that his vote is meaningless.
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By the way, folks, . this is a fucking memo. It hasn’t been tested in the courts. It’s not law. It’s just guidance. And right now, it’s keeping a man who is likely a felon in the office of President.
The Office of Legal Counsel's opinion states that a sitting president can't be indicted, but it also says that he can be prosecuted after he leaves office #Mueller
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The guy who could have called those witnesses is Todd Blanche. THE GUY STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
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Almost impressive that the Republican Party has managed to nominate two of the most prodigious liars in modern history.
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W T and I cannot stress this enough F.
They blasted “Live and Let Die” while Trump walked around a Honeywell plant today in Arizona without a mask. It’s hard to believe this clip is real.
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