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armchair expert • political itinerant • social commentator • meme enthusiast • general shit stirrer

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@paulwaugh The family have told me they certainly do not want to become the centre of a media circus either. They want the privacy and time to allow them to heal, physically and mentally. Have they told their lawyer this? He seems to be choreographing to the contrary.
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@RichardBurgon The problem with socialism is that you will eventually run out of other people’s money.
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@kelvmackenzie He’s in the final throws of setting up his publicly owned channel crossing service. Two sailings a day, 10am and 2pm Hoping to introduce an overnight sleeper service from Ostend in time for the far right taking power in France. Going to call it Refugeasy
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@Dr__Sarmy David Lammy couldn’t call for a Chinese takeaway. Anyone can ‘open’ negotiations Starmer has no plan
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@alfies2001 @Keir_Starmer You must live in a chimney.
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@LeonardBriscoe3 How was she going to get to Antigua?
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@TiceRichard Can’t wait to hear what their lawyer has to say now 😂 They got what they deserved.
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@AndyPlumb4 Lads, do you want £20? Just hold these.
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@RachelA1892 Lolz 10/10 for being a dildo
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@Keir_Starmer You couldn’t reset a phone.
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@ChrisMedlandF1 Spent his whole racing career doing that?
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@labourlewis Read the job description before you apply, lad.
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@BladeoftheS A man with the voice of an old lady with a 40 a day habit
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@kelvmackenzie @alan_collett I didn’t expect it to happen so soon. Starmergeddon is upon us.
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@MatthewStadlen What about the misery it will cause the taxpayer who is having to fund these bendings over? Six weeks to fold like a cheap gazebo sounds like an awfully long time to me.
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@ITVNewsPolitics You couldn’t do business on a Sunday market.
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@SkyNews @ShingiMararike Now that’s what I call all inclusive.
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@LouHaigh @ASLEFunion Anyone can bend over for the unions then claim they’ve got the deal done.
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@FelicityHannah He’ll be alright with a couple of pints
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@kelvmackenzie More of this shit. Change? He couldn’t change a bed.
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@TheTechnician44 He won’t win championships with that attitude. He hasn’t got a pushover teammate like some of the others have enjoyed.
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@Artemisfornow Life under Labour
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@zoeharcombe I don’t think the 52% who voted brexit would vote brexit again, never mind reform.
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@UB1UB2 Easy to say what you’d do when it’s not your door but, This kid has no fear / shame - this is what the youth of this country is like now. Surprised he didn’t just come through the letterbox to get the keys himself.
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@GNev2 Gary Champagne socialists are by far the most embarrassing of them all.
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@acatcalledkeith They don’t need boycotting, the manager needs sacking. I’m sure she can find a more leisurely job where she doesn’t have to interact with other people. Disgrace.
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@IsabelOakeshott @AndyPlumb4 They’ve smeared themselves, luv. Unless, of course, they were made to hold these placards?
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@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Plenty of cash for cruise missiles though 🫰🏻
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@darrengrimes_ Send the first waves to all the champagne socialists that have come out to support them. Gary Neville has plenty of spare bedrooms
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@UB1UB2 Obviously he’ll be picked up within 24 hours and sentenced to 20-30 months inside minimum. I’ve got more chance for posting this.
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@fiagirly Another baby 👶 ~4~ /\
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@JasonGroves1 U turn after U turn
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@RichardBurgon Give it a rest you melt. Set the record straight then. Oh no, you need those votes.
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@kelvmackenzie Lefties love a row. Cyclists especially.
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@ClareHymer This is the best news we’ve had all week.
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@darrenpjones @DailyMirror Nobody will forgive you lot for spreading your checks to the unions.
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@BladeoftheS The clubcard enabled Tesco to become the powerhouse that it is today. They’ve been collecting your data since 1995 and your banks have been doing the same for even longer.
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@NotFarLeftAtAll Having viewed the footage, I’ve concluded he’s allowed to carry and swing that weapon about. Only problem is that if you say why you’ll probably be locked up for 22 months.
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@LBC Who’s going to drink the sparkling stinging nettle and bramble wine now?
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@kevlondon4 This camera guy is pond life.
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@MichaelCGlasper Should’ve gone on the waltzers
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@kelvmackenzie And she’s got the front to celebrate it on here. Embarrassing. There’s always money for unions and cruise missiles.
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@Keir_Starmer @AnasSarwar Back in his homeland
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@SkyNews That’ll be some wake.
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@JohnLewisEU Lololol He knows a thing or two about change.
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@IsabelOakeshott Wait till you get strutting around the parks of Skeg. Urine will be the least of your problems.
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@JustStop_Oil Is it fancy dress at Southwark? Hopefully at least a couple of years each. Brings a new meaning to the phrase ‘Hard Labour’ 🥀
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@dannywallace If they win 0 it would tie for the highest ever. He’s dressed like he owns a plantation.
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@GeorgeMonbiot @JustStop_Oil Not long enough by half.
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@benonwine Is this the bloke who sprayed up the cenotaph? Shouldn’t film these in your living room, mate. They’ll soon track you down.
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@RoseEmpower @southard01 I’m sure Hitlers mum was a good old girl, maybe we should’ve let him off.
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@kelvmackenzie Another champagne socialist
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@wesstreeting @thismorning The worse he makes it sounds, the easier it to make it look like it’s been improved in 6 months time
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@mhclg @AngelaRayner Why is she dressed like my Gran’s dinner service?
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@kelvmackenzie He’ll be out cutting keys in 4 years.
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@itvpeston @TiceRichard A couple of nights in Skegness would get anyone like this.
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@kelvmackenzie Another profession nobody will want to get into.
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@maktheknight @Nigel_Farage If he was there 8 days a week, some shithouse would say it should be 9. Who even thought about Clacton before June?
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@JRLOakley Tie wider than the cracks he’s trying to cover up
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@SaulStaniforth There’s always money for cruise missiles
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@PolitlcsUK Thank god, I was going out of my mind.
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@alexharmstrong It’s not racist for either to say it. That’s just a card people use to try to establish a higher ground in a discussion, they rely on the stigma to create the illusion that their opinion prevails. Problem is they rarely have an option other than to call someone racist for
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@HipsterUnionRep That’s not Keir Starmer
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@resophonick Sounds like you lot are worried by it, Rayner certainly looked it. The delivery may have been unorthodox, but the message was accurate. Only time will tell, of course. 🥀
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@ActionBrexit This is a few years old, no?
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@implausibleblog How many times did they have to practice their lines?
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@MatthewStadlen Can you not be a neutral and offer criticism, or doesn’t that suit your narrative of adding taboo labels to people?
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@SkyNews Unless they were searching around the hotel bar, they’ve no chance.
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@canadiancarol1 Walk onto a building site at 18 and you won’t be far off, plus you won’t have the student debt to go with.
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@Parody_PM What about indecent exposure for leaving his house in that garb?
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@ArchRose90 Poacher turned gamekeeper.
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@HuwMar They should have to have lived in their constituency for 5 year or something, it’s ridiculous.
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@AnfieldMagic 17% of the vote is the headline
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@davesumnersmith They’ve let the kids sit at the big table again.
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@BethRigby What if he doesn’t achieve the programme he was elected on? Sorry, what happens when he doesn’t achieve the programme he was elected on.
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@DrRosena Smoke and mirrors.
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@MetroMayorSteve @RachelReevesMP That is a robot running windows 95
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@tykestakeonit If she stands still for too long, the pigeons will nest.
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@wesstreeting Terrible opener there, Lad. You’re never more than 3m away from a labourist bleating on about the past 14 years. When is this change coming?
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@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Couldn’t kickstart a moped
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Luxury you say? I’ve seen better pedalos.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Tice is their new Culture Secretary Experience? 2 weeks in Skegness.
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@g_gosden The backwards, I’m hard, dance crew
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@kelvmackenzie Great piece. Keith has earnt nothing but the need for interrogation.
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@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Interesting. I wonder how the 51.9% feel about this? Those who are still with us. No doubt there will have to be concessions on our part. Brexit was only ever going to work if the EU fell apart shortly afterwards. It hasn’t.
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@BigBearF1 End of the line
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@mhclg @AngelaRayner She couldn’t write her own name. Fraud.
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@mhclg You couldn’t build 1.5m Wendy Houses. Jokers.
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@Shambles151 I had Lammy but now it’s a toss up between him and the Bacon Sandwich.
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@nidriks1 The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of unions to bend over for.
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@benonwine You know when you ignore your satnav and eventually it starts telling you to do a U turn. It should be in his voice. That annoying, nasally, drone.
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@cammaynard @LibDems Yet another champagne socialist.
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@JustStop_Oil None of you should need any money with the upbringings you’ve had. Or is this why you protest, not enough attention when you were young? Dad too busy with the nanny and Mum with the gardener?
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@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer He couldn’t plan a birthday party.
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