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loves sport and inhaling coffee. Left wing socialist or centrist dad, take your pick

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Reform are not getting 13 seats. The Tories won't get 131 seats. Both will get less than this. No I won't delete this if I'm wrong
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@Barbaneth @TimOnTheTractor At this point his family has been unalived already. You don't understand the meme.
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@implausibleblog That last line is the killer. Jordan Plain-Stupid is a dosser. He tried to get his country back by not contributing to it in any way.
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@lorrainemking They're both smiling but one of Meghan's feet is off the ground. So they must be unhappy. Source: The Sun
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@Barbaneth @TimOnTheTractor Ok. You don't understand the words on a photo.
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@adam_willcock @luqmann_97 @TRobinsonNewEra Learn English. He is implying the church has been there as long as they've been there, meaning they haven't harmed it in any way during their time in Stoke
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@fesshole You're more into spit roasting
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@NewsheriffUtd @nealmaupay_ It's just banter. Why are you so sensitive
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@HLTCO Declan Rice, Harry Maguire, Harry Kane, Jack Grealish - all could have represented Ireland. When the racists say English, what they mean is white.
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@lorrainemking His mouth keeps writing cheques that his bank balance can't cash
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@HazLFC97 Wait till Josh (short for Joshua) finds out his own name originates from the same part of the world as the Muhammads.
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@implausibleblog @TheNewsAgents I'm not racist but we're in the minority now. Said the mad white woman who lives in a town that is 93% white
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@fesshole Think of your energy bill, the cost of living, or maybe your mum. That should make you last longer. Or maybe not, I haven't seen your mum.
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@Kloppholic Robbo is saying "don't focus on the misses, you just bagged a quality assist"
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@TracyAnnO A very good lesson to you as well Tracy. Defending Israel publicly and proactively then crying antisemitism when someone asks you a very reasonable question about Israel's INTENTIONAL killing of 3 BRITISH citizens, might just be a sign of hypocrisy and moral bankruptcy.
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@mrjamesob 'The free market thinktank particularly objected to O’Brien’s dismissive description of an IEA representative as “some Herbert”, 🤣🤣🤣
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@broseph_stalin The acid story is unconfirmed and Keir Starmer has cancelled his holiday. The fact that he was going to go on holiday in the first place is madness
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@uklee @y_alibhai Yes they can, but 74% of Rochdale is not white Muslim. Happy to help.
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@PolitlcsUK @HenryRiley1 Say goodnight to your political career Jody..no room for this in our country.
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@implausibleblog I am waiting for Sangita to join another broadcaster, she is so good at her job and it's a huge shame LBC is run by a hypocritical coward.
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@implausibleblog I've got some bad news for this gimp, many employers already have prayer rooms, employees can go pray their *one* afternoon prayer during their lunch break and then do the rest at home.
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@implausibleblog The global financial crash was all Gordon Brown's fault apparently. Not the American banks with their junk mortgages
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@HLTCO Whoever decided to employ Troy Deeney as a pundit, very funny. The practical joke was good but you need to stop it now
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@StanCollymore Also time to hold the media to account for giving Nigel Farage so much airtime. Social media, for allowing lies and propaganda to spread like wildfire
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@fesshole Translation: I'm a middle class Tory voter who wishes he was Jacob Rees Mogg, or James Bond. I subscribe to Kerry Katona and Katie Price's OnlyFans and wank into my favourite silk handkerchief.
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@I_amMukhtar I want a future where my daughter doesn't have to wear a union jack jumper to school goddamnit
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@krishgm Sky and the BBC trying their best to sell false hope to the Conservative party. I hope it works and Rishi calls an election soon. At a general election, the Tories are getting nowhere near 25% of the vote.
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@I_amMukhtar Muslims were trying to stop the rioting, or they were stood around filming it. But the actual acts of vandalism were all started by the Roma community. There's a video of a police car being smashed to bits, every single person in that video is from the Roma community.
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@Barbaneth @TimOnTheTractor You're a Palestinian civilian, nothing to do with Hamas. Your village is being bombed by Israel, nowhere to go. How do you protect your family? The point is Hamas exists as a reaction to Israeli brutality and occupation. It didn't come from nowhere.
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@Gracie_M1984 @Rovers @Joey7Barton Blackburn Rovers don't speak for the town but professional grifter Joey Barton does aye?
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@adam_willcock @luqmann_97 @TRobinsonNewEra That's the point isn't it? Why would they? Thus nullifying the argument that they want to "take over" and forcibly convert everyone to Islam
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@implausibleblog "D-Day just ran over, those old blokes wouldn't shut up about the war. What do they know about sacrifice? I went without Sky Sports as a kid"
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@NewsheriffUtd @nealmaupay_ Banter doesn't care about facts. Also a fact, Brentford had 31 shots last night 🤣
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@implausibleblog Count Binface, what a legend.
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@fesshole Tommy Robinson is my role model too. I'm a big fan of hair gel, sunburn and running away from the mess I helped to create
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@BeardedGenius He's a brilliant journalist, surely his production team should have covered him here instead of making him lie down on the ground while cars pass in the background and three people walk peacefully
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@StanCollymore Remember, politicians and the media were silent or complicit when Abbott got the horrible abuse she did for getting her maths wrong. Today we have the same politicians and media crying about MPs safety
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@implausibleblog I remember when Nigel Farage was all for multiculturalism:
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@fesshole Breaking the headboard takes a lot of force, that explains the poo
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@aitchrobertson I love this country. Give that copper a raise
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@adam_willcock @luqmann_97 @TRobinsonNewEra With respect, you haven't made a single point so far. Goodnight.
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@HazLFC97 Tommy Robinson has watched a video of knuckle dragging chav cunts trying to set fire to a hotel and is crying about people doxxing him in the hotel he's staying at.
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@adam_willcock @luqmann_97 @TRobinsonNewEra The fact that the church has not been attacked in all the years they've been here and the mosques are attacked all the time, definitely nullifies the argument about violent Muslims and no go areas
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@fesshole The survival plan involved The Winchester, a cold pint, and waiting for blow over.
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@DAaronovitch @DanMolyneaux9 Aren't you pretending you represent all Jews by saying they're all "scared right now" ?
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@amega_kwesi @henrywinter Greenwood doesn't get in above any of the other forwards listed above. Plus he's a wrongun.
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@implausibleblog @GaryLineker If Gary Lineker wasn't a white English legend, he would have been cancelled a long time ago.
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@fesshole Don't think you understand the concept of a pub mate
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@implausibleblog I don't watch this show regularly, has Laura ever asked the Tories if they are going to lift children out of poverty?
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@implausibleblog Labour and the Tories won't mention Brexit because with Farage back, it's a big vote loser. But eventually someone will have to talk about the damage it has done
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@jonsopel This is why Trump chickened out of the debate with her
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@HLTCO I bet he also thinks West Ham finished in the top 6 as you don't count the 3 who were in the title race
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@Dina_Zamiatina @ItsBigZuu I'll read it for you. He's proud to be a Muslim in the UK.
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@JonathanTod_me It's coming from people who have never watched Eurovision and probably despise Palestinians. So they politicised Eurovision even though they cried about the protestors politicising it. The Brits gave us Brexit, remember...they love to be on the wrong side of history.
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@LBC I wonder if the "patriots" with the Israel flags next to their name will talk about the sadistic way in which these aid workers were murdered? 3 separate strikes, one for each vehicle. The IDF claim it was to get ONE Hamas member who wasn't even there
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@TomSwarbrick1 @LBC Talking about people who should know better, it's a shame so many LBC presenters would rather tow the line than support their colleague who was canned and replaced with the human talent void, Vanessa Feltz
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@davey_huntley Andrew Smith, 41 (Cried in court) This has made my day after a very difficult and deeply troubling weekend watching these arseholes live on tiktok
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@fesshole Then when your wife leaves you, you'll be confused
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@bariweiss @Olivia_Reingold @TheFP We can now see past the mainstream news propaganda, and see what is actually happening on the ground. Btw we are not sympathetic to Hamas, we are sympathetic to innocent civilians who have been living under occupation for decades.
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@PolitlcsUK @Independent London looks the same, and the best thing is we don't have any school shootings over here.
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@NewsheriffUtd @nealmaupay_ The point is, Manchester United are extremely lucky and not in any way deserving of the point yesterday. So why pick on Neal for having some banter
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@implausibleblog Rishi Sunak has promised £20 million to 30 towns, £2.5 billion to the National Service scheme, a pension triple lock plus, tax cuts, eventually abolishing national insurance, and increasing defence spending to 2.5%. Do we have a magic money tree? Chuck in free broadband Rishi
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@Iromg @ChrisBrooksDJ @mrjamesob @LBC Lmao, you only have 100,000 listeners? So Jimbo has lost more listeners than you actually have, yet he's still got over 1 million? Jesus 🤣🤣🤣
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@fesshole I would rather buy a detached house up north and live amongst the working class/middle class, you'd have a better life
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@ecomarxi Rapaport is indigenous to Cuntsville, New York.
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@implausibleblog it seemed to go on for like 8-10 seconds. That is incredible, he literally would not shut up and let Mishal speak because he's so entitled
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@LBC @mrjamesob @maitlis Emily Maitlis is brilliant, she doesn't take any crap off these cranks
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@fopminui @historyinmemes Sinatra was a civil rights activist before it became popular to be one. Although he wouldn't label himself as that, he was just a cool guy
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@Super__City @StanCollymore You said it pal, over 100+ years. So those clubs have grown up over a long time, with brilliantly talented managers, players, they built an ownership structure, they built up a fan base. They didn't appear from nowhere in 2008 to money launder their way to trophy after trophy
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@YouGov We should send the people who weren't born until after WW2, but bang on about it as if they fought in the war themselves. Interestingly they're over 40 years old.
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@StanCollymore I'll leave the comment mate. And the comment is: don't do drugs, kids.
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@OutOCLFC When you get to 97 points but lose the title by one point because you're up against a cheat.
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@DavidCA_lfc This is peak football tourism. I thought he was a regular at their games, the way he went on on here
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@HazLFC97 He won't knock on your door, he'll get Leanne of Leanne's removals and some Lush soap loving chav twat to knock on your door with a wheelie bin
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@MyLordBebo One month of fasting makes you lose weight. These guys have been in battle for 6 months
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@acceler8future @PolitlcsUK We got Angela's answers, Penny just kept interrupting and lying about the £2000 tax rise
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@BLAIMGame @patanna Kier Starmer doesn't support Palestine. He supports Israel. You should be worried that your mum is cold and both Labour and Tories are supporting the killing of other people's mum's thousands of miles away
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@EmersonAck74431 @susanshushanna @UKEARRISON She didn't. She just told us what happened. You're really reaching
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@WayneBrennan18 @StanCollymore No actually your choice will be Conservative or Labour, like always. What a strange comment
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@I_amMukhtar Tommy is walking like he's just shit his nappy. He probably has lol
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@sebserlo @Sacha_Lord This is less about the lockdowns (which were necessary) more about the rules being applied to the rest of us and the Queen herself but not them. They partied.
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@ThatAlexWoman Don't forget your colour chart the next time you're at a restaurant.
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@mrjamesob 'Centre for trying to figure out why migration is still so high after we told everyone it would go down thanks to Brexit' wasn't as catchy
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@implausibleblog Rishi Sunak crying about freedom of movement while net migration was 685,000 last year. Don't surrender 'are borders' to the Conservative Party!
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@BaldDavid_ @PolitlcsUK I bet you're fun at parties
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@BackseatsmanLFC If he doesn't get you the first 15 times he will get you the 16th time
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@supertanskiii She lived through all of Thatcher's reign, so this young lady is more qualified than most to spray paint this message onto that statue. I will happily donate to any crowdfunding
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@StanCollymore Those good morning tweets were amazing, always a bright start to the day. He was a great player and much loved by fans fellow pros. Rest in peace Kevin
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@fesshole Found him
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@Martin_Abrams I'm from near here. Labour parachuting this guy in is a huge mistake. Totally out of sync with the local people. They despise the Luke Akehursts of this world
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@antoguerrera Kier Starmer will never recover from this. Any other leader would be 28% ahead
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@dieworkwear For some reason, Nigel Farage tried to dress like a 1920s prohibition era gangster but ended up looking like a lecherous insurance salesman
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@ThePosieParker @NadiaWhittomeMP Jewish people also attend these "hate marches" we keep hearing about.
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@EsheruKwaku I made the mistake of reading an article about this a while back. He filmed it. Evil bastard
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@carlyjohnson123 Innit Carly.
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@cricketkit Indian cricket fans are probably the worst fans of any sport in the world. As an Irishman, I always support England against them.
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@LBC A grandmother at 41 really explains it all.
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It's past 8pm and yeah, I can't see the far right wankers turning up in Newcastle. Picked the wrong city lads.
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@SamueILFC Chilwell picking on a young lad cos he knows Bradley is better than him
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