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@jaxx050

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@jaxx050
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UNBROKEN STREAK BABY WHOOOOO
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@jaxx050
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@xenomorph247 attending Chinese and Korean showings and having 0 idea what the dialogue is because all you heard was hooting and hollering the whole movie.
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@jaxx050
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@CelestialFang this is why we bully genshin impact fans, because it's morally correct.
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@datcravat MOTHER.KNOWS.BEST.
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@AnnaKrauthamer you have permission to kill that guy.
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@MOLENAIDE i am begging anyone who sees this to please. please make a firefox extension to block it entirely. i'm begging you.
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@generalslug hit em with the
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@pasteIeria they had to remove this because upper mgmt didn't want it to be so overt. it is ENTIRELY subtext on the Hawaiian racial experience.
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@BitsHammer can we not be doing ai dogshit for the lulz.
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@prolezone alpha males watching other people lead their own free lives
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@BoltzmannBooty puts the country being absolutely chock full of rapists and pedophiles in a different light, with taking advantage of others being an integral part of the national identity.
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@Sydneysucks_ @depthsofwiki WE GOT A LIVE ONE, GIVE THE LOOPY JUICEY.
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@GoldwagNathan if I don't see an extended one-take shot of a Japanese infant being flash roasted in their crib before the air can escape their tiny lungs as a scream, I am NOT going to know if the nuclear bomb is good or not. too much moral ambiguity.
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@halomancer1 she x on my x til i x.
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@MasculineTakes jesus christ the cheeks are making me act up. gotta get me some soy burgers.
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@stealcase so. he stole her literal voice and she didn't like that her work was used without consent or compensation? what's the story here.
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@halomancer1 he's exactly like wheatley because he is never *deliberately* funny but he is *accidentally* funny in a way he hates fucking CONSTANTLY.
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@abughazalehkat every night is agony without an iota of physical pain. how dare I feel it? how about I earn it? how about I do something about it?.what can I possibly do?.
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@MasculineTakes my family is far too masculine for this basic shit. we go full mouth to mouth with tongue.
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@kakimari @poopyfartteehee good for her!!!
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2 years
@halomancer1 SECRET FLUIIDDDDDDDD, SECCREET FLUIIIDDDDDD
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@GabeKunda to see a VA work side by side with the character, and for your mind to hear them and still link it to the character instead of the person goes to show how well he does his job.
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@generalslug they should invent pockets you don't have to put on your clothes and can carry around independently so you can put stuff down if you want.
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@AssistantMagus @KalleMagne @nightcorebanksy he didn't leave them to do killer bean, he dabbled in small side projects like x-men and tron to get the funding necessary to complete his magnifico progetto: Killer Bean.
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@Keiracoven this is, in a very literal sense, as close as they will ever get
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled β€œLuigi’s conditions suck” and β€œFree Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview:.
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@MukkyWaffle for your future use
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@jeremysmiles no, she's still right, their troops suck dogshit lol. she would by a 5 star israeli general by now, just has to press the "bomb orphanage" button on the console.
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@SAMOYEDCORE you're glados trying to give wheatley a paradox here.
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@pangmeli the wistfulness of it.
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@SoliSolstice porn brained is used a lot justifiably but this is straight up just from a porn video. like the entire cultural input is xvideos and joe rogan.
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@Liv_Agar @steinkobbe people not realizing the inherent value of flush five is not the hand value or scaling itself but in being able to make five identical cards and have them all score.
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@halomancer1 the developers took them and set them on the task of making a block that looks vaguely like a block of cheese. this process took them 37 months.
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@velsmells japanese war crime apologists need to get a job. they're available 24/7 somehow.
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@phippsdontlie @depthsofwiki this is prime movie material what the fuck.
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@KostamoinenSFM well it was only a matter of time before you started using AI slop. oh well.
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@mylifeisaplague @samah_fadil it wasn't israeli, it was just jewish owned and an otherwise regular restaurant. israelis have to tack their name on everything just to feel like they've created something in the world.
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@OculusImperia for all the shit the entire star wars franchise gets over the course of its lifetime, the departments that basically never miss are the production ones. makeup, set design, costuming, effects. nearly always at the top of their game.
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@bad2sentence T-H-E-Y. U-S-E. L-I-N-U-X. .
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@BadMedicalTakes the trans child who's born and transitions anyways: i think i'll call myself Selene.
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@MasculineTakes running up to travis kelce shouting "WHY AREN'T YOU IMPREGNATING TAYLOR SWIFT?!" he punches me once in the chest, a clean strike. his fist emerges on the opposite side of my ribcage, grasping my heart. he chuckles.
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@ohoneypls [loud cheering] GIRLS KISSSINNGGG.
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@bloodxgvts @weirdcities @brokebackstan good news! they fixed that by telling people not to actually read the Scripture.
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@myfandomtrash @ivyfriday robert pattinson, elijah wood, daniel radcliffe ESPECIALLY, to some degree Nicolas Cage.
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@The__RedDot filing a police report about something like this won't actually do anything, *but*, it at least might be a paper trail start for any shit that might escalate in future, and you might get lucky if any cops know r****t.
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@BadMedicalTakes the peak of human empathy
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@javi_khoso keep this woman away from Train Simulator at all costs.
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@berdyaboi honestly that's silly imo. like yeah you could prank people but so much of the gameplay variety in them was that you would step on one, go "oh shit", and stay on it hoping you could still contribute something. now it's just death.
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@_maiqo my neighbor's car alarm just got set off.
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@maplekeurig TWICE!.
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@MasculineTakes "get strong", this message brought to you by a man beaten in an arm wrestling contest by Whacky Inflatable Arm Tube Man.
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@uberj31 @burglahobbit bc so many Zionists don't have the view of the first, it's just "they should suffer for my benefit" because they're sociopaths. Holocaust survivors and their families are viewed as dirt that was trodden on, and anti Zionists have many more of them because they're the 2nd image.
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@VeryBadLlama I will never forgive the world for taking stumbleupon from me.
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@TallBart i knew this was fake because bill maher took a strong ideological stance on anything.
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@BadMedicalTakes no i'm normal, i'm completely fine, i'm not like one of those INVALIDS (people who use crutches). im NORMAL!!!!!.
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@dismaidenart going 80+ on the highway but you hit a really big bug
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@VoicesByZane almost assuredly, it knew which people were legacy checks instead of paid for the short time that was a thing, and the developer can figure something out for this too.
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@butleriano shoutout to Technology Connections for exactly this.
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@bigmonkeong the post and qt are reactions to "how do you sit with the dissonant idea of an inherently unjust and unfair outcome of a situation?" and this post says "you have to bear it because it's reflective of truth" and it says "it makes me feel bad plz change it :(" (this post is right).
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@MasculineTakes "it's actually a lot deeper than that" has the same energy as finance bros telling you why they don't just stare at a screen waiting for number to go up.
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@MasculineTakes "don't abort, just put them up for adoption! that way they can end up in a broken, underfunded, unsupervised system that will neglect and abuse them, but i don't have to feel guilty!".
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@velsmells is ram a fan of connect the dots.
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@ettingermentum I just want to gerrymander in peace god damnit.
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@ztsamudzi the circle of life
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@sanstitre2000 I really want a version of this where the top is a massive algae field and the bottom is it turning into a double fist latex dildo.
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@jerriccayo @yrs______ no evidence but I think they think we're more attentive and nimble than we actually are. they don't think we'll just fuckin kick em.
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@LandOfRapids @heavyfortres a TF2 vs OW cinematic where you see spy once at the beginning and then never again until the very end would be a great gag because he's been MER'ing the ow cast the whole time and stealing their skins.
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@SmoothDunk she's already too woke, she has too many clothes on πŸ˜” the mind virus got her.
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@MasculineTakes dirty chai soy latte is now a sex position. it is known.
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@vomitex people guessing my age and taking a shot for every year they're off. i am dead in days from cirrhosis.
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@stangleskid did he room in college with Slavery Johnson.
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@ireallyhateyou it's crazy to think that basically all the people involved in the existence of israeli as it is today are either still alive or died recently because of how new it is. it'd be like john wilkes booth's cousin going on talk show circuits.
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@Valdevia_Art if this escapes containment, you're gonna scare the fuck out of some offline people lmfao.
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@jingledrawss @MOLENAIDE holy fuck thank you, Ublock Origin coming in clutch yet the fuck again.
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@abughazalehkat WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON?
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@chaser_bait the cop genes won πŸ˜”.
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@ChimpyEvans @bandherbooks when a solar eclipse appears when you're filming a scene, you use that shit
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@k_ladean @BrienAyrton given how much of technological aesthetic development was specifically modeled after star trek designs and ideals, it moving to geopolitics is not that surprising.
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@MoiraDonegan i should have known better than to think it would take me a while to use this for the first time
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@generalslug watching Paul Dano in Ruby Sparks pretty much cemented this as my #1 most hated kind of person above all else.
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@abughazalehkat "i'm not a republican, i'm not a trump supporter, i just care deeply, DEEPLY about the rule of law" has the exact same energy as >
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@bad2sentence gimme that fat hog doc.
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@ludis___ @ElonMusgraves my co just got cut in half by three m1918a4 volleys 🀣 got em.
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@EvanPerc_ finally America can get the railing it deserves.
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@thixltwig @alcibiades5410 @transjewtalian the aesthetics of innocence serve the interests at play
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White man: Kills his whole family. Media: Here are 75 idyllic photos of him being a β€œfamily man”.
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@BadMedicalTakes i wish i did not have a conscience because i could make so much fucking money.
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@Valdevia_Art you could catch a really big fish :).
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