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Arknights chapter 14 mild spoilers. If anyone needs me I’ll be sobbing uncontrollably for the next month #Arknights
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@ZenlessW0rld This one clothing description has more worldbuilding and immersion than the entirety of Genshin Impact regarding races of humans with animal/supernatural features.
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@DilettanteryPod That’s not true at all, these are some of the funniest things I’ve ever read and I think about them a lot
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@IIGINTON @IAMTOINEJ “Hold on lemme ask my robot best friend and regurgitate what he says instead of glancing at the collective and often fact checked wealth of human knowledge”. I will never understand this.
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@inhuman_blue I’m the exact opposite, I love when books and other stories have moments where you can realise the accents the characters have and it’s a pleasant surprise when they’re English or Scottish and not just the same generic American accents and boring non-region-specific words.
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@quizure @lethalrejection Why wouldn’t you you’d literally get the opportunity to experience every sexual and romantic pleasure that’s possible as opposed to being locked in to only roughly half the people around you and only the things they’re capable of . If I had a button I’d push it.
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@ZenlessW0rld Why do the cutscenes look so smooth compared to other gacha games . Everyone’s freaking out over the coomer bait but I’m just surprised how good this looks for a mobile game.
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@NemissaOsaki Why’d you say it like that like it was anything other than the hardest compliment known to man.
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@LinusEkenstam Of course it fuckin isn’t, this feels like a fever dream and I want these videos to stop being promoted by NPC checkmarks who act like it’s in any way good. Also this isn’t even what podcasts are like, this is just listening to two AI role playing an interview.
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@PeachiieKeen The multiple reacts because once again he’s doing it in the group chat and Joker is the only one indulging him.
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@Redheadreplica The fact that this is purely for her being able to stomach her horrendous cooking and not because she’s some sort of bad girl with high standards.
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@indianloonie “I love killing black people especially”.“You’re compensating for your small penis”.*gets flung into a tree by Jason Voorhees*
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@PANICkedPANDUHH @inhuman_blue None of those are jumpers though they’re all distinctly different things.
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@kafkhia What more do you want him to say . “YOOOOO BRO REALLY??? NO SHOT THATS BUSTED BRO NOOOOOO!!!! HOLY SHIT CHAT!?? CHAT??? CHAT GET ON THIS AND ROLL NOW!!!”. Get real lmao, this is a reasonable response to mediocre information about an upcoming gacha character.
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@midobunny Miku is 4 things . The funny voice .That specific shade of blue.Big sleeves.Leek spin . If any of these things are forgotten the balance is thrown off and she cannot manifest properly.
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@Votto007 Well I mean yeah, there was kind of a major one there that shared a name with the ocean . And then it sank.
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@lickofcow Nah they’ve 100% got a point with Saber she was allegedly disgusted with her body because she thought it too muscular and non-feminine, she lived solely as a knight and was described as muscular yet looks slender as hell.
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@PeachiieKeen Fate/Stay-Night had it and I wanna say Future Diary did too and they were both 24+ . It’s an anime thing in general I fear, school roof potential cannot be limited to only 12 eps.
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@cnviolations That’s… not the definition of rape . At least as far as the UK goes, women can’t even legally rape because it necessarily has to involve penile penetration.
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@ZenlessW0rld Wise bought that setup when they moved in and then realised he has no hours of the day free when he’s not downstairs in the back room, running the shop, being a proxy, or being contacted by NEPS and other agencies to go on dates or whatever . Belle is satisfied with her Switch.
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@ZenlessW0rld “Skipping breakfast causes gallstones” is an insane username how’d they allow her that many characters 😭.
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@TheKnownOtaku Hate to tell you this but “this thing rips off this other thing that I prefer more” has been a take that’s existed for decades on the internet.
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@ChristinaTasty Wrong reasons my ass he knew fine well what type of organisation the fireflies were, saw their facilities, and was borderline tricked and realised they weren’t gonna inform Ellie first . Everything the player knew Joel knew too, right for the right reasons.
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@PeachiieKeen Yusuke chimes in with the “I’ve certainly had to eat worse things to get by”. “Yeah man that’s not helping”.
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@oumacest If I can’t sleep without hugging something then why am I floating 4ft above some random dude watching him sleep and hug something.
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@UMETNIST @MorpheuTK If this is real you can’t just say this shit and not elaborate this is unhinged.
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@shaylalouish But he was and that was very clearly the entire joke. The only reason it was funny is because he WAS gay but he was doing mental gymnastics and being stubborn about it not being gay. This was a thing in like season 2 onwards what are you saying “made Mac gay”.
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@regularaugust It was pretty funny and endearing for the first season but then so was Love is War, and in both cases the central “problem” that caused all the comedy was resolved by the end of S1, she knows how to talk to the love interest yes. I’d imagine it can only go downhill from there.
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@AntlerWeasel @shots_mcu The local nurses trying to stop me entering the prosthetics unit (I am full of Christmas cheer)
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@fvq9_ “The child gf is becoming a major signifier for a collective moment towards free speech extremism among otaku”
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@TopMGSzn @LolOverruled You have no idea what a dad bod is. Hardly any dads look this in-shape.
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@CMarcuspool @sillywackyboy The weight of society’s expectations was his only known weakness.
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@Nyaaaaaaaar @bad2sentence The fact that this is unironically more horrifying because it’s far more uncomfortable having to watch a room full of people aggressively jerking off than it is to see people just bite the end of their finger.
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@KalleMagne @nightcorebanksy I thought he was just some guy who was decent at animating and made a funny film to put on YouTube, and then crowd funded a game version a decade later . I had no idea he was an actual professional who worked on big name films and seemingly left that to do killer bean lmao.
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@ShitpostRock “Normal”. Don’t they double as a porn artist and make intentionally provocative edgy art almost every single time . I definitely wouldn’t say they’re the standard for “normal” artists.
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@vgw_idun @united_true @EverythingOOC Are you aware atheism isn’t actually a belief system and doesn’t have a unified theory for the creation of the universe. There is no one “atheists’ thoughts” and it’s also got nothing to do with the creation of the universe anyway.
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@T7tempest @almightyserf @Bolverk15 Wait are you guys saying if you somehow avoid dealing any damage to his face you can actually keep him alive . I thought that was the point and it was unavoidable, like that Shooty McFace dude in borderlands.
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@GarrisonBrown8 @past2present_x @historyinmemes You mean it took them days of designing a room like this and then putting a deer in there and watching it for a few hours to realise that it’s gonna be confused and not have the room to actually move around? . Incredible.
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@matthayesthfc @connorwhelan_ This reply has been deleted by Twitter from your phone as it contained no sense of humour, the new artificial intelligence built into Twitter indicated that you do not like jokes because you are a bender.
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@lazerizer @Kekistan_Gov @EaseLikeBreeze There’s no way this is real, this reply is blatantly taking the piss.
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@NoContextArkn Such classic fun and surprises as:. >your most important trusted ally has orchestrated your death .>the world you know is an artificially enclosed bubble .>all life as you know it and its overwhelming suffering is due to an experiment gone wrong . All the hits.
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@UltimaShadowX I love how every year or so this meme goes around and each time they have to edit it to increase the number, because the reality keeps exceeding what the original exaggerated joke was.
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@Ouch_My_Back_ @LookAtMyMeat1 They’ve both said several times they don’t want kids and they’re worried they’d come out fucked up or that they’d be terrible parents etc, but I still felt like I had to double check myself tbh cause it’s a weird thing to sneak in there with actual recent things happening.
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@WalkerKay_OMS @FlVESTARWOMAN Well considering it literally happened and did ruin the interior/dashboard area, that’s probably why people aren’t arguing the physics of it.
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@DownBadCash @ReviewsPossum @TeenTitansClips Yeah so he sees through her flesh and skin. What’s the difference Einstein the term doesn’t mean anything specific on its own.
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@Joshua53162746 @BND530 @PicturesFoIder “Uhm it’s actually good that I myself did the research and that’s not a taught standard, you’re insane for implying that we should be taught what’s best from the start”.
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@CunnySage @YasuanVaux They probably also saw you googling “girl’s boobs hot” and “sexy girls naked” and realised you were almost certainly the same age if not younger and just decided to leave it alone.
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@actualvillainTV @machin3gir1 There’s literally a scene in the film that addresses this. They can only hear incredibly dampened and subtle sounds like that if they’re within a few feet and opening up their heads fully, and if there’s a louder sound like gushing water over it it stops them pinpointing it.
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@milabear69 @CEOofIsaac I don’t think I’d whip round that fast and that curiously as if someone was trying to get *my* attention specifically. I’d probably continue talking/listening to who I’m with for a few more seconds before saying “did someone just yell paedophile?” And maybe casually turning.
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@PandasAndVidya What the fuck. I thought it was just like, fairly standard human smell he wanted to resist, like if someone put a freshly cooked steak in front of a fan.
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@ENVTubersOOC This exact thing happened to Jerma but with a penis . Ghosts do a little trolling.
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@Bolverk15 So because gun criticism humour was done a decade ago it can’t be done again?. It’s not like it’s still a relevant issue or anything like that.
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@BarushBs @Adventzx1 How did I never notice Shushang in this light come, has she been there the whole time???.
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@otherhappyplace As much as I hate the discourse around this gif. “The body horror churned my stomach”
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@feydemon @Drangelice @DollaStoreFool Or do something more subtle with the lighting or the placement of objects so the ladder is in some sort of clearing and catches your eye easily without being an obvious neon “go here to progress with da video game mr player”.
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@PeachiieKeen The only thing remotely inaccurate about this is that Makoto would not know what those words mean but after spending 10 minutes alone with Futaba in her room one weekend I can definitely see her having the yaoi knowledge forced upon her.
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@BatteryPriv Who said they were pissed off about it, or that they remotely knew who the creator was . You said all of that for nothing.
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@CV_Consigliere There’s no fucking chance he made this in response to the recent Warhammer news . Surely.
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@Corginite @ZenlessW0rld Tfw he probably DID have that username when he was ten and he still uses it because it reminds him of when him and his brother were actually on good terms and played games together.
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@sproutposting @PkAfterBurner You’ll have to excuse me because I’ve not seen Jojo yet so I’m not quite familiar.
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@kommissarkletus @ShitpostRock Breakfast, showering, checking emails or whatever, general waking up as opposed to immediately just walking out the building and getting in transport in the evening.
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@StellaNoxEclair They’re so fucking good man. I don’t wanna spoil one of the best lines but this is the sort of shit that had me in pain . WHY ARE THEY WRITTEN LIKE THIS
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@Seagull_Comics Literally what else does anyone expect from the EXACT financial class-decision hell that squid game was created to warn us about. We have TWO instances of a real-life squid game created for entertainment based on the show, there’s genuinely no lower point these people don’t care.
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@plandemic20 @PropaneMan88 @IAMTOMMACDONALD That’s what your family’s gonna say in a few days when you drop weapons grade cringe in the living room whilst everyone’s just tryna catch up.
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@Bolverk15 “I’m not gonna hurt these women! Of course I’m not gonna hurt these women!”. *news reporter on the citadel looks at Shepard*. “Well don’t look at me like that, you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.”. “So you ARE gonna hurt these women-“. “I’M NOT GONNA- look let’s just-“.
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