my beloved weenwoomfies
@maskofviera
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@maskofbun ‘s ffxiv playthrough account / all spoilers untagged BE WARNED / wol: vervain djt-gildi / header by @eribythewindow
Joined July 2023
this is gonna be my shadowbringers outfit because at this point i like it too much
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i have lived a thousand, thousand of your lives. i have broken bread with you. fought with you. played fall guys with you.
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g’raha: i accidentally took all your friends and they’ve been stuck here for years .wol: .g’raha: and i cant send them back .wol: .g’raha: but i’m working on it!!! and so are they!! we’re trying to save you!! .wol:.g’raha, on the verge of tears: please don’t yell at m e.
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alphinaud when alisaie is missing: i’m sure she’ll be fine!!! she’s very capable and can handle herself!!! .alisaie when alphinaud is missing: oh my god hes totally gonna die he can’t even fucking swim.
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she is the most wife-coded npc in this game i adore her
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YOURE THE MOST POWERFUL ASCIAN IN THE UNIVERSE AND YUOU USE A FUCKING TINY LITTLE GLOCK??????????.
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all the eulmore soldiers trying to get into il mheg for years by training their minds and bodies rigorously to understand the ways of the fae and attempt to solve their unknowable riddles and urianger just gets inside in less than a week because he’s autistic.
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im actually gonna put my head through the wall lmfao
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the experience
the fanart people draw of that bird girl rivals the shit they put in the louve.
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insanely huge fan of this genre of final fantasy villian
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me tweeting about how stormblood is kinda traumatizing and immedately getting 5 comments saying “can’t wait you for you to play shadowbringers!!!!! :)))))))”
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ryne: its okay !! wol can handle it !!!!!.the thing wol is handling:
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deeply obsessed with this little wave thing he does
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ardbert watching me fix everything he fucked up with ease because i’m crystal mom’s favorite child and also the most interesting girl in the world
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i keep thinking back to this scene because emet has surprisingly high emotional intelligence and uses it mainly to harass people.
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please place your wol on this chart right now it’s very important
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here’s my shadowbringers prediction infographic based on what i know from internet osmosis overtime
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thinking abt that one male miqo’te named X’gongive Tia.
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wol: sure let’s go kiII another god. whatever. not like i’m tired. the zenos that lives inside their head: understand that there is a beast within you that can drink til its sick but cannot drink til its satisfied .wol: can you shut the FUCK UP-.alphinaud: who are they talking to.
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you vs the guy he tells you not to worry about
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here is a very important thing i said 1 month ago that i’m sure will age well
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hes never recovering from this its so fucking over
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MET THIS GUY IN FULL VASH COSPLAY AT THE PRAETORIUM AND IT TOOK EVERY OUNCE OF MY STRENGTH NOT TO FREAK OUT ALL OVER HIM
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every time i see aymeric i feel the audience is gonna start clapping like hes a returning character in a sitcom
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wol: you remind me of my friend g'raha tia.exrach: wow. i've never heard of him but he sounds interesting. now excuse me while i go have a panic attack over there for completely unrelated reasons.
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personally i think it would be really fun if they locked you in the First for the entirety of ShB and you couldn’t teleport back to Eorzea. this would be awful from a gameplay perspective but very cool for me specifically.
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i think abt this art from the ffxiv calendar like all the time
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i don’t feel like my wol’s creator i feel like they are a kpop idol and i am their manager giving them the worst career advice in history.
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NO WAY HES NAMING HER AFTER SOMETHING URIANGER SUGGESTED HOLY FUCK
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still thinking about how elidibus thought emet-selch was weird for rebuilding amaurot which means emet was operating on a totally different level of mental illness even compared to the other ascians.
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it is your sworn duty to draw your wol even if you cannot draw because as their creator only you can truly understand their vibe
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*raises hand* has ffxiv ever made any canon statements about whether or not interspecies breeding (aka like if a miqo’te and a viera wanted to have a viera’te child) is possible.
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no i think you should have kissed me with tongue
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they were. not lying when they said ffxiv makes you question your gender identity.
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the au’ra have 51 tribes in the Steppe including the “Gender Isnt Real” tribe and the “We Kidnap Random Men To Increase Our Ranks” tribe.
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sometimes i think about how viera lore is like “male vieras are EXTREMELY rare and almost NEVER come out of the wood” and then you go to any crowded area and there’s like 2000 male viera players.
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“wols need to have lore accurate names” don’t talk to me or my friend Texas Toast ever again.
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GIRL WHAT
@maskofviera Ah, the time between the seconds. Do urself a massive favor and read this journal entry. How ur WoL feels may interest you :3.
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alphi i missed you but i do have a favorite child and its alisaie
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emet-selch watching me fight ran’jit from a high perch: oh my god he’s fucking clicking his hotbar.
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“once every three to five summers, male viera will descend from the trees to a nearby village to mate” CANON HEAT CYCLES BABY WE WON.
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i think it’s funny if you go through stormblood as like. a white mage main. and zenos is still like YOU BEAST. YOU RAVENOUS MONSTER.
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i’m helping my friend finish inazuma and this cannot get out of my brain
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*casually sits at table* .“upon sitting at this tea table several cutscenes will play in succession”
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also not to be astronomically sad on main but i think if g’raha found out wol was in love with another person he would be like “wow!!! that’s so incredible!!!! i’m so happy for you!!” and then go off into a corner and eat glass.
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i love each and every one of you dearly but if we are doing the endwalker treasure maps and the hythlodaeus minion drops i am driving a spear through your frontal cortex.
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i’m glad they put zenos in dissidia to fight the strongest beings in the universe bc it’s probably very healthy for him. it’s like his enrichment enclosure.
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my current theory as to why g’raha is hiding his identity from you is that hes just really shy and embarrassed and if it was revealed he was waiting for u all these years like a forlorn wife waiting for their husband to return from war he would do a backflip off the crystal tower.
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hythlo shade: ｡+ﾟ.。+。(´ω｀*)♪♪.urianger: incredible. although it was not in any language i can recall. i understood it perfectly… as though it is communication in its most base form .hythlo shade: ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡.
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the fall guys event making me feel a rage only experienced by dads who are into football.
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me: im kinda tired maybe i don’t wanna play ffxiv today .ffxiv: *goes down for maintence* .me: .me: LET ME IN RIGHT NOW.
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HE JUST GOT EATEN ALIVE WHAT.
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everyone: wow moogles are so cute and silly .estinien and sidurgu:
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i think it’s rly funny that characters come to wol for therapy. like what about the indiscriminate god-killing made you think “oh this guy’s emotionally stable”.
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sidurgu watching the wol fight two alternative halves of themself representing both their guilt and their pride: wow maybe i am mentally stable actually.
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can you imagine what Amaurot Social Media was like during the final days.
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i cant think abt haurchefant’s death without thinking abt this
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