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14th PT MKM, Top 8 PT OTJ+MH3, Top 8 RC Dallas. Articles at . Pronouns: it/its. 🖤🤍💜 🖤🤍💚 🏳️⚧️ Overslime :3
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New pinned post, with updated links:
- I write articles!
- I have a podcast!
- I offer coaching!
- I occasionally stream!
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a friend of mine was inspired by all the prime-number-related badmtgcombos to make a combo that asks your opponent to factor an arbitrary integer:
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As someone who's been playing Standard a lot recently: I can't believe people actually like this combo. 12 is *so much mana*.
If you're able to spend turns 3 and 4 doing nothing, then pay 2 life on turn 5, AND dodge a disenchant or counterspell, you deserve to win.
Gonna go out on a limb here and predict Innkeeper's Talent will need a ban in Standard. The combo with Vraska is far too hard to interact with, and the 3-4-5 curve is really strong and requires just two cards. This combo will be legal for at least a year otherwise.
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I WON THE 100K!!!
Split the finals prize (so *only* $15k lol), but played it out and got the bragging rights!
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A player at the RCQ I'm judging called me "the best judge ever" :D
(after I explained why Pushing a Dauthi results in Push going to the graveyard, but Bolting a Dauthi results in Bolt being exiled)
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You think your deck just fell out of a coconut tree?
You draft in the context of all in which you pick and what was picked before you.
@rcondon17
@terribadmtg
yep, i always try to force my p1p1 in the sense that once i pick a card p1p1 it is part of the context in which i'm drafting, and it will always influence what "staying open" looks like going forward.
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I have a lot of thoughts on this thread, responding to a lot of different parts of it.
The TL;DR is: Magic has always had variance. Play boosters have slightly increased that variance in sealed, yes - but the amount that variance has been increased is extremely negligible.
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I'm not a great limited player.
If anything, I've been willing to outwork everyone. With Play Boosters introducing more variance, my prep matters less and less. To put it bluntly, this weekend was a massacre. I'm going to be taking some time off.
Some thoughts:
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Wanna learn how to play Sanctum's breakout Standard deck, Slogurk Legends? I've adapted the 12-page primer I wrote for internal use into something more clearly written and updated!
It includes combo notes, heuristics, neat tricks, a sideboard guide, and more!
Link below.
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Wotc needs to stop removing reminder text, just had a prerelease opponent try to craft this with one merfolk (instead of all four types), apparently he’d confirmed with the judge 3 times during building too.
Really feel-bad situation, props to him for handling it pretty well.
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Just casually 7-1’d day 1 of my first PT.
I may have lied earlier on Twitter (gasp), and this deck is actually kinda broken.
Feeling very paid off for the work I put in, both in limited and especially in constructed.
Just gotta repeat this performance tomorrow!
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Just realized that top 8 q’s me for the next three PTs and Worlds. I guess I’m on the train for quite a bit now!
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I am disappointed by how much of the response to Stanley's experience in Dallas is to blame the judges.
I'm especially disappointed by how many people I see comparing judges to cops, or advocating for shaming them, or worse.
So, some thoughts:
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Okay this was written mostly stream-of-consciousness and isn't particularly edited, but is hopefully an interesting insight into how I and others at
@SanctumOfAll
developed the RataBlade combo deck:
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Figured that I should bump this after proving I'm really good at limited - I offer coaching for limited!
TL;DR: Rate is $30/hour, or $20/hour for anyone who isn't a cis white man because holy shit competitive magic needs more diversity.
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:)
P1P3 Archive Trap
P1P4 Slickshot Lockpicker
P3P1 Archive Trap
P3P9 Jace
Milled 3 times with Jace -6 into Archive Trap
Milled once with hardcast two Traps
Milled once with Trap after Primal Command, hardcast Trap
Milled once with double Archive Trap after a Dance ;)
Lose round 2! 🖤💚🖤
G3 I search for a basic with Dance and my oppo DOUBLE ARCHIEVE TRAP ME 😓😓😓
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It's nice that coverage put up it/its pronouns for me, but it would've also been nice if I got more than *one single game* featured out of the three times during Swiss I was on the stage plus my quarterfinals match.
Can't help but wonder if things are connected, but w/e.
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One fish
2/2 fish
Red fish
Clue fish
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Ended up 11-5 in the PT, missing 3 win-and-ins for top 8 sadly.
But still an amazing run for my first PT, and so many Sanctum folks re-qing as well! (Including cft in the 75k)
Cannot possibly express enough love for
@SanctumOfAll
folks, couldn’t have done it without them <3
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I only know about Kai through the old stories of his legendary runs, but god those were inspiring stories.
Fuck cancer.
🫡
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It's been a long journey, but the slime has served me well throughout.
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Well, skipping forward a bit........
Guess who topdecked Nadu and has two top 8s in a row now!
Feature rematch vs Sam Pardee - tho not quite a win-and-in this time. No spoilers!
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Random thought I was reminded of: people should challenge established thought more in Magic, instead of just assuming that someone else knows best.
Magic has many local optima that are far from globally optimal, so local optimization is not nearly as important as exploration.
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For the first time in my life I've been told I'm playing too fast by a judge.
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I feel like I've seen a lot of people expressing that they can't stomach the art in this set (which, valid! horror art is not for everyone!), so I figured I'd balance things a bit and express the opposite:
The art this set fucking slaps. Horror is my jam.
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Bumping this Nadu loop outline I made because there's some misinfo out there, including in the video quoted, about how to do the Canopy+Channel land loop.
If you don't know how to avoid the Four Horseman loop, save yourself and judges the trouble and register Thoracle.
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Nadu vs. Hogaak | What's the Most Broken Deck in Modern's History?
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btw: HUGE thank you and props to the judges on RC DC day 1.
It looks like we're on track to finish out round 9 before 10 PM, and 9 rounds of 1800 players in 12 hours is fucking impressive.
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I have done the math several times... and I believe I have now drawn into top 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sadly teamkilled
@SystemMagicGreg
in the mirror 2-0 otd (11-3-1)… but now I’m possibly able to draw into top 8!!!
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Fun statistic: I’ve participated in the last three PTs, and I believe now that in all three I made pod 1 on day 2! (7-1, 6-1-1, 7-1)
2-0 otp vs
@ginky_mtg
in the mirror (7-1 total, top pod yet again :p). Mirrors are a bit nonsense lol, but our build is pretty nice for them :D
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I just wrote 3.4k words detailing various steps in the testing process that led to Sanctum's build of Rakdos Mice, and why we made the choices we made.
Not quite your traditional deck or sideboard guide, though I do include a mapping!
Link below:
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Wotc should accomodate non-English-speaking players better. My opponent asked a judge whether he could get a visual view of my pool bc he couldn’t read English cardnames. There wasn’t a great solution so I just shuffled my deck into my pool (removing basics) and handed it to him.
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It's really funny to me that even if I flat-out win Worlds,
@MrChecklistcard
*still* clinches the PotY award if he simply top 8s at the same time :P
Still, going to be shooting my best shot!
This season standout could grab the Kai Budde Player of the Year award by getting into the
#MTGWorlds
30 Top 8. But if Jason Ye pulls the big win and becomes World Champion - It's got to deal with former title winner Simon Nielsen in its path to glory.
Can Ye bring the thunder?
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I take roughly zero photos of myself, but I found one with me in it :P
Shoutouts to everyone who masks at events!
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I think Bloomburrow is tentatively shaping up to be my least favorite limited set since at least ZNR, and likely AFR.
I'm sorry to all those who want stamped cute animal cards, but I'm *really* glad I don't have to draft this set at a PT.
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Update from our very small testing house in Amsterdam on the state of the modern metagame:
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I was watching the LEC coverage, and made the mistake of having Twitch chat open, and so saw people - including people trying to be allies! - arguing over whether the player with she/her was "pronoun trolling".
TL;DR: please do not do this. It's extremely anti-productive.
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We're crushing it in limited at
@SanctumOfAll
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Out of 11 players we have three trophies and no 0-3s, adding up to a 65.5% winrate (factoring out our two teamkills for a combined 19-9-1 record).
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Ready to game with one of the most aesthetic lists I've ever registered.
4/3/2/1 splits in both the 2 drops and the black cards!
Very nice mice spice :D
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I’M IN THE PRO TOUR!!!
(Repost because I uploaded wrong deck pick)
3-0 6-0, deck pic loading
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PSA: stop passing this card. Just take it and splash it.
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Well.......... I just accidentally sided into a 41 card deck and cast Eldritch Pact for the first time today...... and it was lethal winning me my last match!
So... I guess I'm qualified for a high-level constructed tournament now? We'll see how that goes lol.
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Today's random Pioneer musings.
I will not elaborate.
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Hot take: printing fewer cards like this is not obviously good. WotC has already been doing a good job of making sure no commons are *truly* unplayable - I think I've played all but 1 or 2 of the commons in WOE? Especially in sealed, they contribute to strategic depth. (1/3)
Will be making a video on this later. In short, I'm a fan! I think this is a good thing, net positive, though not 100% upside.
One really nice thing is it means they have to print fewer common slot fillers like this one, more playable cards in packs is great!
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I understand that Innkeeper's Talent has other text too, but overall I've just never been afraid of this deck. The combo is interesting and an okay facet to add to a Golgari deck, but by no means is it "too hard to interact with" or at all worth a ban.
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Okay to be clear bc some have misinterpreted:
I don't think there's a grand conspiracy or anything. In fact I appreciate a lot of the things coverage does; I loved the focus on Nicole! At most I'd suspect that coverage didn't want to air casters stumbling over my pronouns.
It's nice that coverage put up it/its pronouns for me, but it would've also been nice if I got more than *one single game* featured out of the three times during Swiss I was on the stage plus my quarterfinals match.
Can't help but wonder if things are connected, but w/e.
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in the testinged house. straight-up "borking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My stanrdad deck
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By the way, I offer coaching! Details in the link below.
With my recent PT top 8 and my desire to make Magic a bit more sustainable income-wise, I'm upping my rates to $50/hr, with a $20 discount for those of marginalized groups.
Also I'm now also offering constructed coaching!
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@Jenn_the_Judge
No infraction, no penalty, no fix.
I would rule that this falls under Out-Of-Order Sequencing (MTR 4.3). No meaningful information is gained by things being out of order.
Furthermore, AP has very clearly acknowledged their Sentinel trigger without input.
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A list of 1-ofs I almost registered for the PT.
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Ended the day 8-1, fulfulling my goal of having the *majority* of my matches be the mirror lmao
4-1 vs the mirror
2-0 vs gb mid
1-0 vs convoke
1-0 vs analyst
Deck is perfect no notes, very happy I registered 5c instead of 4c.
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I am super appreciative of the work groups like Sanctum, VML, and others are doing at representing and providing spaces for competitive Magic players of marginalized gender.
I wish there was the same kind of focus on race. Feels like no one talks about it at all.
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Really love that
@PlayMTG
put all the Quarterfinal matches that didn't get fully aired on YouTube!!!
Now you get to see what I did to get a judge to tell me that I was playing too fast :P
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Getting started on my post-PT articles to relax for tomorrow :3
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I've written two articles following my 11-5 at the PT!
The first is about my Jeskai Creativity deck, how it came to be, and includes a sideboard guide.
The second about my thoughts on how to succeed at drafting at a high level.
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My ban predictions (not desires, predictions):
Pio:
- 20% sorin and amalia, 20% just sorin, 10% just amalia, 50% neither.
- if something above is banned, 20% to ban something from Phoenix; otherwise like 2%.
Modern:
- >99% Nadu, <1% unhinged Shuko
- 5% One Ring, 2% Grief.
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@alixiswriting
Exactly! It's a good reminder of how the way damage kills creatures is indirect.
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But in reality, while rares of course do matter, the truth is that the true outlier pools here just don't make up that much of the total. Having many rares doesn't matter if none of them are good, or if none of them are in supported colors.
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@impacienco
@GlosuuLang
Variance does not preclude the ability to express skill - and in fact in formats like this, skill expression is often magnified by some of the variance, not minimized.
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Tournament report! I go into about as much detail as I can remember about my experiences testing for and winning the 100k WOE Limited Open in Vegas!
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@Jenn_the_Judge
You get two "you may sacrifice another creature" triggers, but each creature you sacrifice only triggers the reflexive "destroy target nonland permanent" trigger once - so 2 total.
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@Jenn_the_Judge
If a player calls me over to their table as a judge and informs me that this is an actual thing that they and their opponent are actually disagreeing on, I am handing out a USC Minor.
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Wow I think this is my first time experiencing
@MTGOsalt
, people are wild.
(they accidentally F6'd through first turn, I was trying to think of what the best solution to that is, but then was not particularly incentivized to keep the chat open long enough to find a solution)
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@Jenn_the_Judge
Murder resolves and kills Lilah, and then Lilah’s trigger resolves. Then Denial resolves, since it still has a legal target (but doesn’t do anything because the bear has nothing to fight) - so it goes into exile, plotted.
Lilah did not lose the fight and so stays undefeated.
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This guide is very good, I agree with basically all points in it (except how good RIP is bc we teched for it more than Simon expected).
I love seeing people play my pet decks, but I also love seeing them beat up on my pet decks. Hi five from one overslime to another!
I was the Slogurk Guy on Handshake and after seeing the metagame breakdown I went to town and playtested our match-up to come up with a plan. It resulted in this 4-page guide I wrote for my teammates. And now I get to share it with all of you!
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There is so much *more* equity to be gained in building well, playing well, and sideboarding well. Sure, having a baseline more powerful pool is going to help, but really you'll only see a meaningful difference with the top 10% of decks at most.
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@Jenn_the_Judge
The only mana ability here is the forest’s “T: add G”
605.1a An activated ability is a mana ability if it meets all of the following criteria: it doesn't require a target (see rule 115.6), it could add mana to a player's mana pool when it resolves, and it's not a loyalty ability
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Holy shit some of you are actually amazing???
Some *very* kind folks have offered to donate $140 (combined) to help even further support coaching for marginalized groups that can't afford it.
(1/2)
Figured that I should bump this after proving I'm really good at limited - I offer coaching for limited!
TL;DR: Rate is $30/hour, or $20/hour for anyone who isn't a cis white man because holy shit competitive magic needs more diversity.
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Deck for the RC - results thread below!
Good luck to all the gurkers out there!
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Heading to the airport and extremely excited for the
@SanctumOfAll
Worlds testing house!
Here's to a week of breaking standard and draft!
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Have you ever stared at the Slogurk deck and thought "wtf is going on here???" Have you ever wondered how to pilot that monstrosity of a deck?
In my latest article, I talk all about how to play Slogurk, and include a sideboard guide for my latest 5c list:
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Oh also I dedicate a not-insignificant part of my success this weekend to the Chappell Roan songs running through my head that
@NicoleTipple
introduced me to this past week :P
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First of all: sealed is by far the most maligned and misunderstood format in Magic.
People love pointing at differences in number of or quality of rares in a pool, and focusing on that as the most important metric for how good a pool is.
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Hanging out at table 350, feel free to come say hi!
I also have extra masks, and Netrunner if anyone's interested :eyes:
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It's a bit too late for me to audible to this for the RC, and there isn't really much to do after the RC, buuuuuuuuuuut...
It'd be a shame if this list were to go to waste. So I'm posting it here, in the hopes that someone is more brave than I am :)
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5th?!?! That's higher than I expected tbh.
Very amusing to see my small sample size and high win% compared to those around me too :P
(these are correlated, part of why my win% is high is bc my sample size is small; I just haven't really had a bad tournament yet)
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Registered my 75, feeling very good about this tournament.
Will post more thoughts on Thursday or Friday when things are more public, but the important thing for now is that we broke it (as always, of course :P)
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I wonder what I registered. No one could possinly guess.
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Honestly, my favorite part of this PT is that I feel like I learned a lot in both the testing process and the tournament, and vastly improved as a constructed player.
Special shoutout to
@Essaria1
for basically single-handedly teaching me how to play control.
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If someone tells me their pronouns, I am just going to accept that in good faith, no questions asked. If they're "trolling" me and don't actually use those pronouns, well, who's the fool really? Me, in showing basic respect? Or them, lying to try and fail at getting a rise?
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Taking off from Seattle after a pretty nice two weeks here - going to Richmond now for my first event as a judge!!!
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! In which we celebrate the horrifying ordeal and wonderful joy of being seen.
So hi! I'm a nameless entity who goes by Jason for convenience, and I'm trans in a mostly agender way.
I use any pronouns except he/him, with a slight pref for it/its.
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Anyways, onto constructed! Deck is a banger, would not be surprised if someone on Sanctum got featured (somehow got 14/15 of us on gurk).
2-0 otd (3-0 now!), op had Bonny Pall but couldn’t beat my Archive Traps!
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Was talking on Discord a bit about why I think the UW tap deck failed design-wise this format, and figured I'd translate my points here.
So, here's a thread:
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I’m in the featured pod! And sadly passing to cft rip
Anyways, day 2 results thread will be here, but no spoilers!
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Love walking around SCG CON team tables as a judge and seeing Standard players gurkin’ it up.
Also love answering judge questions about the deck :P
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Honestly curious if there's something about this format that's more skill-testing than usual.
Everything from Arena pick orders and 17lands data being worse than usual, to the 100k feeling softer than I expected even day 2, to so many strong players doing well in events.
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@BatesMtg
While I understand the desire to not have to pay a pretty-below-standard-rate $30 for one hour of coaching, framing this as a discriminatory markup is beyond cringe.
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Majestic Metamorphosis is a pretty underrated card right now in SNC. It foes a lot of things, and is pretty comparable to Suit Up from NEO. But I suspect many people don’t quite realize just nhow many small things it does, so here are some lines you might’ve missed. 1/4
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Dud someone say SPELUNKING???
Shoutouts to Sophie and
@cftsoc3
for working with me on this spicy
@SanctumOfAll
brew. Sophie is on Jund 60 card Beseech, and cft and I are on 4-color Yorion BTL. Deck is sweet, though the combo lines are a bit… involved.
Let’s crush it tomorrow!
Taking a big risk and registering a banger for RC Atlanta.
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There is a reason why you see the same people over and over at the top of sealed tournaments. There is a reason why I played slaxx in the WOE 100k finals.
Sealed high variance, and play boosters increase that slightly, but there is still a huge amount of skill to express.
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