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I play silly little card games and make silly little tweets just a lil guy dumb as fuck guys fr I'm so stupid he/him #freePalestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 #blm #acab
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NADU WAS SENT BY GOD TO GET THASSAS ORACLE BANNED IN ALL FORMATS
HE IS THE MESSENGER OF THE HEAVENS
BLESSED BE THE BIRD WIZARD ON HIS QUEST OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
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Bro hasn't read a single other land
This might be, and I'm trying really hard not to over exaggerate here, the most broken land they've printed in 25 years
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How unethical is it to tell 7 people they'd be the 8th for a cube?
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What if collusion was banned
@Crew3Podcast
@fireshoes
I DID IT!!! I WIN AMALIA WINS
#BanAmalia
deck was great and got some good ole team scoops in but won the finals on my own.
R1 RB transmog WW
R2 team scoop
R3 team scoop
R4 Vamps WW
R5 draw
QF homie scoop
SF team scoop
F waste not WW
Thanks Team!!
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damn the phyrexian invasion just didn't happen or what
why did they need to sell Karn's spark and kill melira to cure Ajani and Nissa when Vraska just went to cowboy town and is fine
Alright Outlaws, we're a week away from the debut of
#MTGThunder
. Here's a sneak peek at the new look of an old face.
Want the details? A week from now, 3/26 at 9AM Pacific on Twitch and YouTube.
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With Nazi shit finally being cancellable can we kick Joe Brennan out of eternal magic?
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no that's dumb just ban it
The solution to The One Ring in Modern is not to ban it. It's to restrict it. Here's why:
🔵It's quite literally in the name and therefore would be on flavor if one cares about such things
🔵It will lead to more dynamic gameplay. Games that revolve around beating one copy of The
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yo wait holy shit
It's a charm
He's a charm
How did it take me this long to notice
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You can name it in legacy but not in modern
what the fuck LMAO
according to my opponent on
@MagicOnline
you cannot pithing needle The One Ring, can anybody confirm this?
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DID WOTC JUST FORGET ABOUT BLOOMBURROW WHAT THE FU K
I can't explain how excited I am for this!!
Giveaway time!
1x Duskmourn Nightmare Bundle!
To Enter: Follow, RT, Tag A Friend with your favorite horror movie! I want to know!
Winner drawn 7/19 (my 21st Anniversary)
Good luck!!!!
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Modern players like
Just one more ban, just one more ban and the format will be good I swear bro just one more ban
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Figuring out who keeps putting menace on every black creature and then getting a friend so we can successfully block them on Twitter
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Remember when bank of America told hasbro they were being stupid and killing their long term profits for short term profit and then hasbro went lol XD and stepped on the gas?
Anyways who else is excited for Magic X Marvel?
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Damn fuck you too I guess
Welcome to the Playing With Power Team... Emma (
@emmaskyeward
)!
She is a Twitch streamer, a hater of toast, and plenty more. Did we mention that she's hit
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Mythic on Arena?
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There are two types of magic player
Discussion came up during my Sunday stream, I’m curious to see where people land on this one: Which type of loss tilts you the most? (Cases described below)
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Wizards fucked the novelty of basic lands by giving every single set full art lands
And now they think they're an acceptable way to reimburse Judges?
Judge Academy is SO EXCITED to share our new Magic Judge promo cards for Q3 and Q4! 🎉 We would like to proudly introduce the owl lands! Featuring owls incorporated into the art of all five basic land types!🦉💙
#MagicJudge
#MagicTheGathering
#JudgeAcademy
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this is the worst coco deck I've ever seen in my life holy shit
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Checking the logs, from my seat i saw 17 oozewaggs and 10 voidpuncers
0 Writhing Chrysalis
0 Galvanic Discharge
0 fanged flames
0 horrific assault
Play boosters are a plague on limited
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"there's always going to be a best deck"
It's 14% higher than the second most played deck
AND the gameplay is atrocious
Modern players don't realize that there is ALWAYS going to be a best deck
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Buncha cops, the lot of you
"It's against the rules so it's bad" please think for 3 seconds
Purposefully entering tournaments with counterfeit cards is cheating.
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"when it enters the battlefield and when it attacks" is the most boring line of text from the recent years
its fine on titans cuz they're 6 mana and bad but why is it on up the beanstalk
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Lots of great options right now
You can play 4C ring, UW Ring, Rhinos Ring, Grinding station Ring, MonoB coffers Ring, 8Key Ring
Oh and living end
Modern is such a rich and complex format. Where would one even begin to get into it?
Asking for a... me. I'm asking for me.
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Finally a way to draw two cards per creature in Nadu
This is revolutionary
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> friend wants to lend me an Echo of Eons Storm deck
> ask if it’s Riddler or TES
> he doesn’t understand
> pull up MTGGoldfish and explain the differences between Riddler and TES
> he laughs and says “it’s a good deck bro”
> borrow the deck
> it’s TES
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Sad news regarding our Legacy $5k scheduled for July 20th
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Agency is a lie sold by big cantrip to get you to go to time
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This is the most overhyped basic ever.
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If the card titan employee with the split died hair that was helping out with the stream this weekend see's this
Uh
Hey
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Okay but unprint them all first
And then don't reprint them
Just get rid of them
Reprint the triomes, but like this
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Funny how that cEDH game took 4 hours and then the rules committee lasted 4 hours before exploding
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PSA!
If you are watching the pro tour
be sure to click this button.
It saves lots of mental stress and leads to a much more enjoyable overall experience
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@hovermyr
pokemon can't even beat squee
bro cannot die
all pokemon struggle to death
next question
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Famously affordable card City of Traitors.
No one hated it because it was "affordable", partly because it wasn't and mostly because it used a dumb fucking commander mechanic
@Trentyn907
Idk I just remember the time when mono white initiative happened in legacy and while it was a strong deck. Most people only complained because of its prevalence in the metagame. The reason behind this? It was afforable.
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I'm tired of these wordy designs
"Ward- Take a shot of malort" is literally just hexproof
WotC has hired you to write a new inventive Ward cost. What do you cook up?
I'll go first.
Ward: Gift a fish 🐟
Ward: Take a shot of Malört 🥃
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Love when people draw the things they encounter instead of trying to stealthy take pictures of strangers
Got my card swallowed by the ATM and I wanted to capture the look on the bank staff's face
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This is why I don't like pioneer that much.
"Match up lottery" doesn't feel like am exaggeration when Lotus is 100% vs Incarnation and there are multiple 15-30% match ups.
Pioneer data from the U.S. Regional Championship is out!
Check it out here:
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Magic players can't read they've just memorized what "draw a card" looks like and so their monke brains go wild whenever they see it on a card
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Have y'all tried having a healthy relationship with the game you play so much?
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Please wear masks at big magic events
I've seen like 15 "dang I got COVID" from Vegas already
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god
@wizards_magic
is REALLY trying to get me to quit magic rn huh
modern/legacy just shit formats on purpose until the 26th
pioneer continues to have the most rancid vibes
no support for standard or vintage so queues take 10 years to pop
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Idgaf how polite he is if he's choosing to walk like a duck and threatening to sue people so he can keep walking like a duck, I'm thinking he's a duck.
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who tf designed temporary lockdown i just wanna talk
cuz that shit is not temporary
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Update I winned
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Writing "trans rights are human rights" on my Rest in Peace so I can call reanimator players transphobic when they thoughtseize it
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First loss to a guy who as I sat down said "I love your Twitter shit posts" and then ran me over in 2
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Who up masking at tournaments
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Don't let WoTC distract you with new secret lairs they sent the fucking Pinkertons to someone's house over leaks
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I would like to apologize for siding with twitter user Maxtortion.
The DQ for the outburst was probably the most reasonable thing the judges did in this scenario.
We can joke about acab and call judges cops but these people don't hold enough power that punching them is right
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I really get Paul
He came out of an insane trip and saw this little guy and went "that's me"
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Mom i finally made it
@ObscureSheep
@LaGenerica_
Toast is a community member and shitposter, Joe likes to wear maga hats at events to make people uncomfortable
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Getting handed an entire 75 and not looking at any of the cards until round 1 opening hand >>>>>>
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For all times James Hsu is "just asking questions" you figure he would have learned something by now
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Its amazing how wizards took a great format and just shoved lotr into it right before the first modern PT in years
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Anyways you're allowed to be hot in magic if you're not a dick about it
And Free Palestine
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Top 4 of the Modern Qualifier on MTGO
Hammer is cracked, Chippy is nuts, Sash is iffy
Spell Pierce and Meddling Mage good
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You telling me some of you fuckers are really only happy when line go up?!
That's why you play magic so line go up???
Get help.
Like actually, you need to realize that monetary gain is so unimportant to your happiness.
"making money" is not a hobby, it never has been.
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@ghirapurigears
@JacobMerchant
oh so you have longer to answer it? Yea I hate when I have more opportunity to interact too
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@akmindt
Idk they take it with grief before you can cast it on the undying creature and also the judge beats the shit outta you after round 3 so it might not be worth it
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Same venue as PT Lord of the Rings.
Maybe TOs should stop picking venues that don't have AC for their summer events with 1000+ people in attendance
I got asthma attack in stream. It was too hot in stream. Later feeling like losing consciousness. I tried to ask if there is air conditioning in the stream. I know I made so many missplays in stream and that make me cry I have to focus more to stay conscious than playing
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Well, if I never picked up a magic card I wouldn't have seen this stupid ass tweet, so maybe he has a point 🤔
What percentage of your potential/life has been wasted because of Magic or your addiction to it/the lifestyle? Honest question.
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This goes for any ltr card btw
doesn't exist for needle in modern, but does in legacy
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@masoneclark
The Tabernacle at Pendrel Vale (you're playing vintage dredge, it's joever for you)
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Lmao "I won't win this turn" then extra turn is acceptable but "I don't think I'll win, oops I won" isn't.
Very real and normal competitive environment
@wight_woman_
@vote_checkbox
It’s implied that someone will win at some point. Usually people say that to buy themselves a turn or they could use phrases like “I won’t win on my turn” but then they take an extra turn or win at instant speed during someone’s upkeep, which is acceptable.
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"My child is completely fine" your child is drawing pregnant Quintorious. And Thalia is the father
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