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Putting together a last-minute charity event to help support Bobbie.
Next Sunday (July 7) there will be a charity tournament that will be broadcast live and 100% of the proceeds will go to Bobbie.
Details below!
The doctor called and confirmed that I have testicular cancer. The two tumors are dire enough that I am being expedited, and expect to have emergency removal surgery in 3-4 days.
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I get they/them'd A LOT (by people who know better) for someone who exclusively uses she/her
We can tell! And we know what you're doing :)
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Just sleeved up half my deck
Gonna do the other half later
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💚 GIVEAWAY 💚
To celebrate my new Commander VS series, I'm giving away this showcase foil Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
To enter the giveaway all you need to do is
✅ Follow me on here
✅ Like this tweet
✅ Retweet this tweet
Winner will be randomly selected next Mon, July 17th!
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same artist btw 🎨
What if we told you that there was a special Lumra illustrated by Mitsuhiro Arita? Is that something you might be interested in?
#MTGBloomburrow
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"the one ring should be restricted, bc there is only one of them in the lore"
uhh okay idiot maybe check the source material before you post???
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In the edh pod.
Straight up 'playin it'
And by it, haha, well
Let's just say
My peanuts
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how is a millennial ever supposed to own dual lands without generational wealth
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pauper players who don't pay attention be like
FUCK!! I already ordered a playset of these! Guess I burnt $1.35 for nothing, thanks a lot :/
Today, we are banning Cranial Ram in Pauper ahead of its release in MH3.
This is an atypical course of action done for very specific reasons and should not be seen as future ban precedent. You can find our video and article explaining why in the replies below!
#wotcstaff
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A friend of mine qualified for an invitation only tournament in her area this weekend, and this was an exchange some dude had with her bf (who does play magic but did not qualify)
Going to use this as an opportunity to explain the importance of women in this space 🧵
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this is my favorite comment I've ever seen lmao
every inch of it. art.
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MTG Movie Fan Cast, a thread
Kristen Stewart as Jace, obvi
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girl math is opening a 5 dollar card in your booster and thinking you made money even tho you won't sell the card
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Questions you are legally allowed to ask your opponent in a match of magic:
How many cards are in your hand?
What are the cards in your hand?
Do u have a crush on me?
What do you mean you have a boyfriend?
During pride month?
Could i beat him up?
He's on his way over here now?
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was in the middle of a really good game earlier, had to save it for later
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💚GIVEAWAY💚
You could win this incredible bundle of goodies from
@UltimateGuard
!
All you have to do to enter is
✅ Follow me
✅ Like the tweet
✅ Retweet
Winner will be randomly selected next Wednesday, 3/27!
Good luck! :)
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i wish wotc would start commissioning artists to do this more often and then buy the paintings and put on little art galleries at cons with large canvas artworks
“Winter Moon” by Drew Baker from the upcoming MH3 set is 4’ x 6’ — purportedly the largest original painting for Magic so far.
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Well this is about as good as it gets
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My favorite exchange to have with people at magic events is
Me: "cards in hand?"
Opponent: "three"
Me: "what are they?"
Opponent: 😮
The look of confusion followed by laughter fills my soul
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I heard you like magic, i got a wand and a rabbit
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Highly recommend getting a box of jumpstart packs and then sleeving and preserving those packs in these little cube cases so you can play jumpstart games whenever you want
Such a fun way to play casual mtg. I've played with new players and comp grinders and it's always a blast
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my fav thing about this is how they don't even realize they are doing the thing they say doesn't happen lmao
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my impression of the bear playing magic (i've never seen the bear)
COUSIN! Where's my fucking kill spell?? SCRYING, COUSIN! BOTTOM! FUCK! WHY ARE WE MISSING TRIGGERS, COUSIN??
‘THE BEAR’ Season 3 releases on June 27.
All episodes will release on the same day.
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After playing a lot of edh I have noticed some patterns that cause a lot of y'all's decks to not work how you want.
I used my coding background to write up a scryfall search that should help you find cards to fix your decks
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QUICK HELP
looking to sell RIGHT NOW
55 Griefs
55 Furys
55 Karns
55 Beans
55 Appraisers
55 Carnosaurs
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bbgirl you do NOT need to concern yourself with non-standard sets 😌
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Here are the rules for Nile's Bat Heist if anyone wants to do a run of their own!
Stream starts in 20 min btw :)
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1 out of 4 commander players love this card
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I agree with Mara that we should retire this phrase but my reasoning is different:
1) i think it hasn't been true for a very long time (I've never seen a good new player experience with 'First Strike')
2) it's just some rude ass unhelpful shit to say to someone
Magic players need to retire the phrase “reading the card explains the card” because it’s not really true anymore.
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Anyone wanna help me solve the case of the missing 16 on my MKM die??
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Edh players are so lucky that there is a rule keeping them locked at 100 cards
Some of y'all would be playing 300 card decks and you know it. They saved you from yourself.
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Yeah there's just no easy way to get the mana
Nonsensically expensive and prohibitively hard to cast but the art goes HAM
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What are things we would put in the mtg bible?
"If your opponent is spamming an attack, you are likely spamming a mistake."
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omg wait does this work how i think it does???
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I think "enters" is a good change and you'll get used to it eventually
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Transitioning literally saved my life.
There is a 0% chance I'm here today if i didn't do it, and I've never regretted it for a second
I am so happy to be here and be part of this community.
#DETRANS
PS fuck prageru
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pick your favorite 13 mana or less creature to get on turn 3
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i think it's fine?? idk why everyone is complaining???
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IT'S FINALLY HERE!!
Do I open it or leave the evils trapped within sealed forever? 🤔
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My buddy just told me about first strike + death touch. Holy shit.
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mtg finance bros be like
"I'm not liquid right now, all my money is tied up in monkey pirates"
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the woodland showcase from is the best looking frame treatment they've done in a LONG time
i'm so fuckin ready for bloomburrow holy shit
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Mason: sees a 26 year old yugioh card from across the table for .5 seconds and perfectly recites every piece of text on the card
Me: when's my birthday?
Man gets the month AND DAY wrong. LADIES???
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harbinger of the least fun pro tour you've ever watched
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I love magic foils so much they really stand on their own :)
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fantasy world trans twitter voice
LMAOOO some fae bitch just tried to pull the "can I have your name name?" shit on me and i GAVE THEM MY DEADNAME LOL 💀💀
Now they're all dysphoric and shit and i feel GREAT LMAO
GET FUCKED YOU STUPID FAE BITCH 🤣🤣🤣
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When we do succeed in this space there is always someone saying we did it off the efforts of a man.
"Did your bf build your deck for you" is a meme but it is one that is rooted in reality (see the above text exchange). Every woman I know has had a similar experience.
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You've probably seen the chess version of this so let's talk about the mtg version
You're in a time loop with Reid Duke. You are trapped for eternity until you can beat him in a game of magic. For the sake of argument let's say there are no non-games
How long until you're out?
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LET'S GOOOO!!
This is so cool omg
You can now officially submit your runs to speedrun dot com
🦇🦇🦇🦇
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please please please god call it 'Now You 3 Me' these movies are so campy just lean into it
‘NOW YOU SEE ME 3’ will release on November 14, 2025 in theaters.
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I'm so committed to making magic gayer, transer, more femme, and just generally more inclusive.
I won't stop until people automatically associate all these things with the game I love.
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If any of my friends who do OF work wanna increase ace representation on their channel hmu
You do your thing while I'm playing mario kart next to you getting increasingly annoyed and occasionally being like "umm..can you do this in another room?"
my dms are open
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@Joan_of_Snark_
Me when 6 men are in top 8:
Okay word
Me when 2 women are in top 8:
Is there something in the water?
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"no it's actually not like edh at all. it's way more competitive. it's also the hardest way to play. i would BODY steuer if he played me. let me show you these rogsi lines--"
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I think the best thing you can do to improve your enjoyment of edh is concede more
Someone cast farewell and you're not having fun anymore? Rule 104.3a yourself to a better night
Someone played a card that just hard counters your whole deck? Rule 104.3a and go get taco bell
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About to be the baddest bitch at legacy night
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It is such a bummer that my friend's accomplishments have to be undercut like this.
It feels shitty that even when we accomplish things people want to solve the riddle of "how" we did so. No one is asking a man who gave him the idea to play his deck.
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Representation matters.
This is true for everyone. This is vital for feeling comfortable in a space. This is paramount for being respected in a space.
Negative experiences in mtg for women, queers, and ppl of color have turned countless ppl off the game entirely
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this is the worst game I've ever played in my life
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Every time i post about women and queers in magic at least one person either replies, dms, or reddit posts the question "why do things like gender and sexuality even matter? It's just a card game"
I never reply to these bc they always feel bad faith, but I'm going to now
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just made this and sent it to him bc he wasn't getting the fucking hint
Please rt with the story of how you met your s/o. I want to know. Even if it’s “not interesting” 🫶🏼
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Talking to a gay couple:
"Soooo...which one of you is the beat down?"
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Today is the day when the veil between the trans world and the cis world grows thin and we can walk amongst you.
Happy trans day of visibility.
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"jace can't get pregnant" son
or
"vraska is shooting blanks" daughter
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Everyone in Yu-Gi-Oh acts like Joey is so noble bc he's dueling to win money for his sister's medical bills but if my sister was sick and I told my family I was gonna drop everything to try and make the mtg Pro Tour they would NOT think that was very cool or noble
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Magic players be like
"I haven't played standard in 6 years but here are my negative opinions about the format"
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JUDGE!
My opp has Doorkeeper Thrull in play
I have Insidious Roots
I have returned a creature to the battlefield with Tyvar's -2
Does roots trigger?
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Honestly kinda disappointed in the yeehaw set :/
We've seen almost all the cards now and none of them are polychrome or even multed. Plus they've yet to reveal ANY new jokers
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Well, I'm pretty sure I lost my merfolk deck somewhere between sealed and vegas.
I'm pretty upset about it. It's my only deck that is irreplaceable bc it's full of the first cards I ever played with.
If anyone at either event found a Sygg deck in a green box please let me know
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pov ur son just killed shadow's chao
Keanu Reeves has been cast as Shadow in ‘SONIC 3’
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one of our finalists (on UW control) was offered a split by the other finalist (on gruul aggro) but she is, in fact, a baller
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Kid CRUSHED me
I love teaching new people how to play 💚
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Anyone else leave little IOUs in their decks so they can remember what cards they took out for other decks?
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People are playing my Bat Heist and running into other Bat Heist decks lmaooo
Nature is healing
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Hell yeah to the pro tour getting pronouns on coverage. It's such an easy addition and makes the experience better for all involved 💚💚
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People on here will be like "hear me out" and it's
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How many people do you think picked up comp magic because of Jesse or Autumn?
How many people started making content in this space bc of Ash or Amy?
How many people picked up the game at all bc Kuro or Z made them feel like they belonged?
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rare personal life window before i go back to terrorizing card sleeves and heisting cards 💚
QRT with favorite pic(s) of you and your partner.
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Okay FINE I'll educate you 🙄
A twink is an alt account that you keep capped at a low level but decked out with the best gear possible so that it can farm low level battlegrounds
Hope you're happy, straight people, the other queere will never forgive me for spilling our secrets
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"Mass land destruction just makes games last longer"
WRONG
Mass land destruction takes us back to the good times. Back when your turn took 30 seconds or less. You will take a fast turn in an edh game because you have no other choice. This is my design.
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Maybe you'd all understand how ridiculous you sound if we replaced "new players" with "men"
I just think changing it to "enters" is going to be too confusing for men :(
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What's your most controversial
#edh
opinion?
Mine is that plenty of decks don't want this card
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Anyone saying "nadu dies to removal" or "just cast subtlety idiot" is really missing the point of the absolutely atrocious play experience this guy makes.
Is this how y'all feel when I say Fable should be unbanned? No, no, I'm right and reasonable when I say that.
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Ever since I lost my extremely sentimental merfolk deck I have only had a few of the cards from when i first started playing left in my possession
I knew that someday I would meet the prof from
@TolarianCollege
and he would be the perfect person to sign Sygg
Well 🥹
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At the sealed RCQ i played in last weekend i had a v tilting opp
He was tilting bc he would explain alll of his cards to me. He played
@Corey_Burkhart
next round and did NOT feel the need to explain cards to Corey
How do YOU avoid letting these interactions get under your skin?
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