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just quoted this to pin <3
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Great lunch spot in Waco on a rainy day. No better friend and supporter than Eric Shero and Alliance Bank!💯
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United States Government in 2023 #apgov
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@K_Earls32 @barstoolsports 2 loss non conference division champ, no top 20 wins and you want them in the playoff 🤦‍♂️
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@chrismd10 I’d also be salty if my team choked the league away in historic fashion
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@overtime Yeah I’m not excited for what youth basketball is gonna be when my kids play
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@BBCRMsport City players dunking all over TAA in the last couple hours 😂
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@StoolFootball Yeah football, famously the least corrupt sport 👍👍👍
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@SportsCenter what changed in the last 48 hours lmao
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@N_Henin @TwitterSafety Yes officer, it’s him! He posted my OWN TWEET in my replies!!
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@barstoolsports IN MY VEINSSS
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@CBKReport Brother there is a 0% chance Texas A&M men’s basketball will be better than the Baylor Bears in the years of our Lord 2023/24
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@MenInBlazers That's Samwell Tarley.
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@xGPhilosophy xG Champs let’s gooo 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@CBKReport 2021 Baylor is disgustingly low. 28-2 while playing in the best conference (only losses coming after the team got covid) Breezed through the tourney, closest margin was 9 points, average margin of victory was over 15 points in the tourney. Blew out undefeated Gonzaga in Natty.
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@BarstoolBigCat People will tell you with a straight face they prefer comatose 70-something year olds over this
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BU now stands for BAGS UNIVERSITY.
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Baylor was one of the lowest NIL offers, but sources told @TheFieldOf68 that Omier really wanted a chance to win a national title and also develop as a player.
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@TheEuropeanLad Embarrassing for you lot ngl
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Netherlands (1.85) 3-1 (1.89) USA
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@StoolFootball 4 mil a year is the biggest boot deal ever for a British player?? Seems super low
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@CalloutsLFGM @JeffPassan Mets fan piping up 😂😂😂😂
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@IsItOutEA “4600 College Football Points” great, EA making an ultimate team focused game always produces classics
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@Ameuurr @girlposts yes because this is a reflection of all Americans lol
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@nocontextfooty It’s kinda funny that on Super Bowl Sunday all these football accounts talk about how no one cares about American football. No American football accounts are talking about football during the champions league final.
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@CBKReport Scott Drew appreciation on the TL?? 🥹🥹
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@PeteThamel @wojespn Yup, it’s happening. Soon the schools will just end up paying the players directly, which will make them employees. After that, they won’t even have to be students, and it’ll basically be minor league professional football that uses a school’s logo and facilities and name.
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@brfootball @BernardoCSilva Criminally underrated. Imagine him and a healthy KDB in midfield next season. 110 points incoming
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State of the Nation:
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@PistolRick I don’t think people fully grasp how this literally ruined college football
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Any school?? Ever?? Won one(1) March Madness game and not even a conference title in basketball or football 😭
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TCU had the best athletic year of just about any school. EVER. No Debate. - Football: Undefeated regular season, CFP game win, No. 2 in the country. - Basketball: March Madness Rd of 32. - Baseball: Miraculous turnaround. Big 12 Champs, made CWS, finished top 4 in the country.
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To close the chapter on the Louisville saga before we turn our full attention to MM, pls enjoy this brief thread of my personal Louisville fan bookmarks:
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Everything that is happening today is objectively hilarious, I really wish my Men’s basketball program wasn’t hanging in the balance right now so I could fully enjoy it
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@girlposts literally wtf would you drag someone for not wearing makeup, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
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@vTooEasy5 @K_Earls32 @barstoolsports Why even play the season? let’s just put the teams with the highest rated recruits in the playoff then.
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The unmitigated gall to say this when it took the Baylor Bears 20 minutes to put your poverty school in a body bag in the Final Four 💀
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𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛
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Baylor University Round of 32 Exit Merchants.
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@nocontextcfb They actually got it right???
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BAYLOR SIGHTING IN CFB TRAILER RAHHHHHH
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@astros The Padres own your state
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@BSSportsbook I think him missing an open header from 2 yards out was a a big part of Portugal’s loss
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@MountainWest @Big12Conference They only posted conferences without embarrassing ncaa tournament records
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@girlposts racist much? Just because Obama is black they aren't gonna celebrate him? What has this world come to smh
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@KFletchGaming In 2014 Ultimate Team wasn’t the cash cow it is now. For example in fifa 14 you could buy coins online for cheap, it wasn’t until 2015 that EA really cracked down purchasing in-game currency via 3rd parties. Since then, their (seemingly) sole focus to to push UT to maximize 💰💰
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Me in 7 months
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@PeteThamel @wojespn Someone please tell me what ASU brings to this conference
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@TheFieldOf68 @jasonxasemota show these guys what’s up this winter 😈
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Bags U sighting in Cabo (we are massive) 😤😤
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@HeismanTrophy @LSUfootball @GatorsFB @TCUFootball I’ve never heard anyone refer to Amon G as Hell’s Half Acre lol
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@barstoolsports "Get your popcorn ready" meme born 10/2/2021 2:40 PM
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@vTooEasy5 @K_Earls32 @barstoolsports They didn’t beat anyone bro, you don’t get in the playoffs based on losses
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@FuckCarsReddit Btw I know our urban planning sucks but tailgating is the one good thing about it so let me have this one please
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“we get who we want. We’re Louisville.” These guys are so cringe 💀. You’re not a blue blood. You’re not UNC or Kansas. You’re not even the top basketball program in your tiny state. Your conference is actively falling apart. Your program is in shambles. Stop it please.
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@drakectoll Those jobs were not Louisville. And every time Louisville has had a coaching vacancy we went after and got exactly who we wanted. The last coach just didn’t work out. But we get who we want. We’re Louisville.
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Caleb Williams on bouncing back from his INTs Saturday … “It’s my first bad game in college, I’d say. You endure, you conquer and you keep going. … That’s one game in the past three years that I’ve had a bad game, so you don’t let that one game bring you down and cause doubt.”
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@ChipotleTweets At this point I just do not believe you’re actually giving these away
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@MenInBlazers How do you let a ball roll 40 yards past you I’m sorry
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@Starting9 What a great day :’)
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@budlight this would be funny if the wage gap was real
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LOVE the B-U chants, real loud on the TV💚💛
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@BaylorMBB First Baylor sporting event of the year to bring me joy 🥹🥹
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@CBKReport that's my lil Baptist school 🥺
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Name a more iconic duo
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@3manrushfb Aranda. 1: He has proven he can win big games (Rhule never beat a ranked team) 2: he might actually stay long term and not see us as a stepping stone like Rhule did (which was fair)
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@MedcalfByESPN the closest game of that whole tournament run was a 9 point win for the Bears too
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@NostalgiaFolder Red is stacked
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@CBKReport We cummin 😈
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@StevenMcinerney This counts as a trophy btw
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@CBKReport Dang one of the “best teams of all time” couldn’t hang remotely close with the Baylor Bears :/
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@TheEuropeanLad Hey hey hey, you guys didn’t leave trophyless!
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@ZagMBB Glad Thamba and Timme enjoyed some Father-Son time on the court tonight
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@BigGameBoomer @Bxjsia4 I traveled to Norman for the Baylor game, there were multiple tailgates I walked by that had anti-OSU signs up, including digs at their 1945 National championship… at a OU-Baylor game.
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@gmoney1197 @NickB1016 @RedditCFB And don’t get physically dominated by utah on the national stage :)
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@UmpScorecards I’m surprised the 2-0 call to profar in the top of the 9th isn’t the most impactful call. People are talking so much about the check swing but that would’ve been ball 5 anyway
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Yeah Aranda is done. There is literally no argument otherwise. This is worse than 2017.
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@CycloneLarry69 No way you’re complaining about refs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Zero 5 star recruits on the national championship team btw.
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Scott Drew is not a good coach and I’m tired of pretending that being a good recruiter is the same thing
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@Big12Conference Lmaoooo this conference is so weird and chaotic and I love it
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@BigGameBoomer @collegefball199 the MW has lost 11 straight NCAA tournament games
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@BarstoolSicEm Not to overreact, but the future looks bleak if any school can throw millions of dollars at our recruits at any time before they get to campus or even when they’re on campus
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@PFTCommenter Congratulations N*therl*nds
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92?? Cook @EASPORTSCollege .
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@ManCity Can someone explain why there was no stoppage time?!??
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@Youhhhmm @BadLegalTakes I mean that’s literally what people are saying right now. Don’t look up recent tweets about the Supreme Court haha
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@KySportsRadio As a Kentucky fan I speak for all of us when I say this would be a terrible hire and Scott Drew is not welcome in Lexington
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@MenInBlazers @HBO @GameOfThrones @rogbennett @embassydavies I think this one is pretty obvious, both bloodthirsty giants.
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@BarstoolColgate @BarstoolSicEm Acceptance rates are only a flex for schools that people have actually heard of
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@XILeader_ @brfootball Quite funny you had to wait like 6 months to tweet this 😂
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@UtahPigBus holy crap I came to dunk but this meltdown is just concerning at this point 😂😂
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