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glorious albuquerque
Joined April 2017
STUMMY FULL OF GARLIC. POCKETS FULL OF SNAKES. BANNED FROM THE SERVICE BUT INVITED TO THE WAKE.
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sorry but something strange happening for seven minutes is basically the best thing that can happen in a retail workday.
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@mirimarbebu the real reason these jobs suck is the tedium and some weird thing happening is usually preferable. obviously if he’s like knocking shit over or whatever that’s another story but I’ve only seen like one video. and I can only speak to my own experience of working of course.
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@mbilik_ I mean that’s what I’m saying is I don’t mind dealing with that stuff because my normal job is mind numbing.
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@BalmoraBard this is exactly how I feel lol. I will literally do anything to break up the monotony.
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@groby5000000 we have some people who bring birds in on their shoulders. not quite a lemur but always a highlight.
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everyone wish me luck today is senior discount day and I have to fucking guess peoples ages all day.
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@calebgamman I watched a bit of this guy like ranking every disney movie (idk why) and when he got to fantasia he was just completely baffled by the concept of listening to music.
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@Java_jigga the best thing about lego stickers is I’m just as bad at putting them on now as I was when I was 8.
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for anyone mad about the fish tank there are hundreds of medium-large fish in there and every time one dies I add two more.
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white boy shocks indian restaurant by ordering most esoteric item on the menu.
White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
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@aidantaurus @mbilik_ tbh this post had nothing to do with defending the actual guy I was just imagining how I would feel about it happening at work to me. I think the videos are stupid.
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any time you see an animal it could be their birthday and you don’t even know.
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went to a mcdonalds and they just had a random sign next to the drive through speaker flashing the words “ham biscuit” and i can’t think of a legitimate reason for why it exists
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oh you like his “jawline?”.his “bone structure?”. ok necrophile 🙄.
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this can’t be fucking real
‘THE SIMPSONS’ has killed off Larry Dalrymple after 35 years. He has been in the series since the first episode.
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@mustardbagel every time I see this posted with a screenshot of a joke tweet I lose a year off my life.
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just cancelled my date with dua lipa. thank you brother!.
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2022 PREDICTIONS. -Joe Biden tears acl, out for the season.-New continent discovered.-Arbys releases sandwich that can feel pain .-Bad Dragon Nintendo merger .-Bill gates caught shoplifting at hot topic, executed by security .-“it approaches”.
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idiot bird. but how is the glass getting more full.
Causal understanding of water displacement by a crow.
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wife’s asleep. google search “bimbo”.google search “honkers”.google search “butt-hole”.google search “vixen”.
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need to attempt this with my beloved el pato sauce
I, a 30 year old woman, emailed a fish company because I’m obsessed with their logo. They sent me 2 hats and told me they named the fish after me bc it didn’t have a name.
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crawling around the floor of Walmart with my eyes closed and my mouth open if your toes get sucked it’s your own fault.
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no one who says they only like to talk about deep stuff knows shit about anything and is 100% likely to tell you the stupidest thing you have ever heard.
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fancy wine: hurts ur mouth, $100,000,000, tastes like shit, makes you sad . shitty wine: twist off cap, $2.95, tastes like candy, makes your dick/pussy hard.
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a donut always seems like yeah this will be good and then you eat and it your body is simply begging you to stop.
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@doulbedoink gyarados has the same mustache and spikes as magikarp. even as a vehement venomoth and butterfree switched places believer I can’t get behind this one.
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I’ll have the……………….chicken breast……………….hold…………………………….hold the ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿ.
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all u need is peanut butter the rest is bullshit made up by Big Dinner to sell more dinner.
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strange up tempo remix of the only piece classical music anyone knows to show off the statue that made you so horny you forgot to finish the head is perfect cultural decay we love it.
2. Benjamin Victor. Benjamin Victor is an American sculptor renowned for his work in classical and realist styles, notably being the only living artist with multiple sculptures in the U.S. Capitol's National Statuary Hall.
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twisted tea is so shit. “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws” imagine a saying even a quarter that good for twisted tea.
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if eating bagels was being president of the usa I’d be president of the usa.
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they gave me a degree 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
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finally got skinny enough to steal these cool pants from my moms closet
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It’s no med Monday!!!!!!! nobody take their meds today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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real shit
boll weevil mcdonald's (2022). enterprise, al. active (weevil ronald inaugurated 3/31/2022)
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They see me trollin’ . they hatin’ . .
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why would I “wash” my cream cheese knife I only ever use it for cream cheese.
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my 3 yr old son Fester came up to me and said “papa, is there truly nothing left to create? will I inherit nothing beyond a world of ash?” and I said “take shelter in your fate dear boy. you are damned and so you are free”.
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hating is an extremely rewarding and fulfilling hobby you just wouldn’t get it.
one is happy and joyous and one is bitter and judgmental who do you think leads a better life.
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I passed my oral exams with distinction and on the way home I saw this lemon taped to a pole
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objectification is still misogyny even if you’re corny and soy about it. act like an adult.
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being 22 is so weird . someone brought a baby to this house party.
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excited to announce I will now be doing amateur dentistry! Dm for an appointment:) #SupportSmallBusinesses
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I just noticed this guy is wearing insane bell bottoms he’s my hero now.
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last hour as a under 21 one year closer to baldness and decay 🤟😔
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@starkzayob49 @ashh_bones @Liam2Tgf @FilmUpdates sir gawain and the green knight is a 14th century poem tolkein just translated it.
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