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@NotWhoYouDream

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All-Time Hater of Cancer | Coogs | Texans | Astros | Rockets | Knower of Ball

Houston, TX
Joined November 2022
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2 months
Texas Tech is going to bomb Pearl Harbor. At least that’s the message I’m getting here.
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Texas Tech Football
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⚫️⚫️βšͺ️ reporting for duty
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WE DID THIS FOR YOU, AMERICA.
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Barstool Big12
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Colorado has been ELIMINATED from Conference Championship Contention.
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Im in the lab for the Cincinnati Bearcats rebuild in CFB25.
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@SawyerMerritt Maybe I’m crazy. But at some point, wouldn’t it just be more efficient to just be a train?.
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@PopCrave Everyone trying really hard to make me feel bad for this guy. My mom had UHC and some of her last moments on this earth were spent fighting with them for her cancer treatments. Zero sympathy.
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@RattlesnakeTex @messedupfoods Could’ve folded them in half. Had two mini pbj.
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My mom passed away from her battle with cancer last night. Both parents, gone in under a year. Please take your health seriously. At times, it is all we have.
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@BarstoolBig12 They did just take a hurricane on the chin. Maybe sit this one out.
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@MaxModz1382 @CultureCrave It’s pretty easy to refund all 15 people who bought it.
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11 months
I am tired of Houston being Iowa States' Super Bowl. This is the one tournament a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on winning the Big 12 Tournament. It's time to end this series.
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Hearing β€œUniversity of Houston” during a Houston Texans player intro on Sunday Night Football sure does feel good.
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I thought Kansas was supposed to run this conference?
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Kansas Football
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Final. UNLV 23, KU 20.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Bro covid was years ago. Find a new joke. I'd suggest starting with the Jets.
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Fuck I love this conference. Wouldn’t see this in the American. Literally better off.
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Them: Houston was going to struggle under the weight of increased competition in the Big 12. Houston to all of Texas:
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Unpopular Opinion. Big 12 Regular Season Title > Big 12 Tournament Title.
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Mizzou yappin: . The Big 12 after putting aside their differences for 2 hours to absolutely obliterate Mizzou:
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The new teams from the AAC are doing just fine in the Big 12.
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1 year
Fuck you, you dumb bitch. These are peoples lives we are talking about here. They aren’t some political game you discarded truckstop condom. You really need to reevaluate your life if the first thing you do after hearing about tragedy is β€œI bet this is the deep state”.
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1 year
Deep State just killed a bunch of children at a High School in Iowa. We warned you a false flag was on the horizon after the Epstein documents. @MasterCMiller
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University of Houston has the NUMBER ONE RECRUITING CLASS.
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1 year
Can you damn people be less nice? . I'm trying really hard to hate everyone here. Your mascot has a head like a Pitbull. Stop buying me drinks. "Kill them with kindness" isn't supposed to be taken literally.
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Kentucky suddenly looking at all the coaches in basketball with hunger in their eyes.
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IT’S HAPPENING! . HOUSTON BLUES ARE FINALLY DROPPING.
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If you know an Oklahoma State fan, give them a hug. They are going through some stuff right now.
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I'm getting the full KSU experience.
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Quinn Ewers has been drafted by the produce section at HEB
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After exhaustive research, I have created a map that shows all of the undefeated teams in college basketball. THE University of Houston Mens Basketball Team. Thats it.
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A donut shop in an alleyway? I'm in.
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Big 12 basketball season so far. The new additions BYU, Cincinnati and Houston showing that they belong. Oh and UCF is here too. Dammit UCF, stop eating the paste.
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So everybody was right about Iowa State fans taking over Kansas City during the BIG 12 championship. There is a ton of them here.
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Utah. I dont think that is what 'running the Big 12' is supposed to look like.
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It’s going to be my personal mission to get more Coogs here next year. I’m having an absolute blast. Get to watch ball all week around other ball fans. I totally get it now.
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@NotWhoYouDream That's awesome. need to make that tourney some day. .
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Houston blue sighting on SNF.
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That settles it. Two or three more beers and I’m about to challenge this obvious government surveillance drone to a back alley brawl. #BirdsArentReal #IfItFliesItSpies
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Well. My father passed last night. Please, everyone. Talk to your parents as much as possible.
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I have discovered the main reason to move the Big12 Tournament to Vegas. It decreases the likelihood that the National Anthem ends with "Home of the Chiefs". Annoys me every time.
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I'd like to remind the world that the Houston Cougars exposed both Hunter Fraudinson and KU basketball in Fertitta Center. I hope the KU boosters got their money back.
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I think your 2 points that game was a bigger factor in that champ.
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When Kelvin Sampson once again has Houston Cougars sitting on top of the Big 12 and ranked in the top 5.
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When I think the tweet is gonna bang, and it doesn’t bang at all.
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@RollandBere @PopCrave Remember folks: It cost nothing to just mind your own business.
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@MountainWest This is an awful addition, as there are no mountains in the Grand Canyon. Mountain West going to have to rebrand now.
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@StoolSMU SMU is going to be proud of their attendance numbers for once.
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Not tooooo bad. will have too many of these.
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ABSOLUTELY NASTY WORK HERE FROM EA. BRINGING UP THAT GAME PHEEEEW.
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Mercy Miller has it. He is going to be someone to watch develop.
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This is why I ultimately respect TCU and Cincinnati. We were all relegated to the outskirts of college football and we clawed our way back into a power conference. Houston was never gifted anything.
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This is what CUSA looked like in 2001. It's basically gone through 3 full rounds of the Ship of Theseus since then, and it's still kicking!
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Shohei Ohtani losing the game but realizing he dropped a few stacks on the padres moneyline.
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1 year
If Houston wins the Big 12 and the Big 12 Tournament in their first year. How obnoxious should I be allowed to be?.
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Mercy Miller is going to contribute. The freshman is developing in real time.
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5 months
Hello @SenTedCruz. As a lifelong Baylor fan, I was wondering if you were going to be in attendance for Baylor Vs Tarlton State? . I’d love it if you could show up and support Baylor as only you know how. Sic Em!
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1 year
If Florida State doesn't come to the Big 12. It confirms which team they are scared of.
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11 months
If Houston is fortunate enough to win tonight, UH gets to play an in state mid-major program, Texas A&M.
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1 year
I was informed that if this happen in the Phog it wouldn't even be a foul.
@IowaStateBadger
CarterπŸŒͺ️🦑
1 year
I see Hunter Dickinson still can’t control his emotions on the court.
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2 years
@RedditCFB The past hour
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5 months
@hughdelendaest The last thing you want to do is give students intelligent enough to get into Berkeley a reason to forego studying to troll people from Alabama.
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10 months
Police have been called to a Costco outside The Woodlands, Texas, following reports of waves of despondent Aggies roaming the aisles of the store, crying at the slightest provocation. One man, seen crying over an industrial-sized barrel of mayo, just kept repeating, β€œHit your
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7 months
ACC once Clemson, FSU, Louisville, Miami, NCST all run for the hills.
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PonyACCess
7 months
B12 without OU and UT
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1 year
Moments after the ACC falls apart.
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3 months
Remember the old Houston that never gave the people what they wanted?
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22 days
Manhattan, Kansas I am inside of you.
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1 year
If it got any more Houston than this the team would ride onto the court in a stretch slab.
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1 year
This place! 🀩
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22 days
Octagon of Doom? . More like Octagon of Room.
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22 days
Kansas State cheerleading. πŸ₯΅
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10 months
Houston will be back next year. No matter the outcome, I am proud to be a Houston Cougar. #GoCoogs.
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6 months
Let me cook?
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1 year
I'm starting off this new year by choosing violence. Central Time Zone > All Other Time Zones.
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1 year
I am tired of Iowa State beating Houston being Kansas’ Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on Iowa State beating us. It's time to end this series.
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14 days
It ain’t easy running this conference.
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7 months
Cancer Sucks.
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4 months
Hey guess who isn’t last in the Big 12 conference standings?
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1 month
TCU 🀝 Houston. Laughing at SMU.
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1 year
HORNS. And I cannot emphasize this any harder. DOWN.
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7 months
Florida State and Clemson to the Big12? . I won’t be convinced that it is happening until John Canzano says that it is not happening.
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Adam
7 months
Fuck it I’m in. Big 12 fans let’s ride.
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1 year
@Big12Conference Maybe if the officiating wasn’t awful he wouldn’t have had to say anything.
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11 months
We all know what really happened…
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5 months
@WildcatJit Wildlife migration tracker.
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1 year
That's a pretty nice stadium y'all have here in Manhattan. It would be a shame if you got. Coog'd in it. LFG!.
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7 months
You know what. Bring back the checkered endzone. Combine that with our classic logo on some throwback uniforms.
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29 days
Honestly Arceneaux is money.
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5 months
Screw it. Pack the stadium with students. Keep releasing more tickets.
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Houston Athletics
5 months
Going back-to-back! 🏟. 6,000+ student tickets claimed for the second-straight home game. Can y'all get to 7,000? . 🎟 »
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9 months
This movie obviously does not take place in Tonganoxie.
@ComplexPop
Complex Pop Culture
9 months
A new trailer for β€˜TWISTERS’ has arrived. Releasing in theaters on July 19.
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1 year
HOUSTON DOESN'T HAVE FANS. THAT'S WHAT THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. #GoCoogs #GigEm
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11 months
Oh this is a horn fan? I don't have to be cordial to you. Perhaps Texas can take its mountain of money and continue to attempt to buy teams that have no fucking heart and that’s why they have been an utter disappointment since James Naismith wrote his 13th rule. 🫡N-I-T Bound.
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CourtJBlitz
11 months
@NotWhoYouDream 28 pt loss…. The committee may need to do a revamp. 2 seed.Maybe even a 3 . That’s embarrassing.
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1 year
@HoustonTexans Easy choice. Go Titans. We want the division.
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1 year
@RattlesnakeTex @BigSeanQ_ He looks like the guy that whips himself in the da Vinci code.
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7 months
OH NO!. EA JUST UPDATED OLLIE GORDONS STATS!
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Wilson F. Ball
7 months
Thanks for the confidence EA, especially after yesterday I needed this!
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2 months
POV: You are a Baylor student out for a leisurely stroll in a field north of Waco in 1910.
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@SMUFB It's a cute little scoreboard. Houston's is bigger.
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1 year
All of College Hoops Twitter on Saturday when Houston goes into Lawrence to play Kansas.
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11 months
Seems pretty straight forward. I have no rooting interests sooooo obviously horns down.
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11 months
Houston Softball takes down #1 Texas. Houston Baseball takes down Baylor. Houston Basketball wins the Big 12. Not a bad few days for Houston.
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4 months
Everyone behind this truck who has no idea about Houston and the Cougar Paw must be seriously confused. β€œWell, they really get down in Houston, huh?”.
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4 months
Go Coogs!!! @UHCougarFB
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9 months
@JjMetzFAU You know absolutely zero ball.
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8 months
With the Lakers hire of Dan Hurley all but certain, it is being reported that Coach Bill Self is the "top target" of UConn. Huskies are really circling the wagons here to go get their guy. #HFNN #BreakingNewsβ€Œ
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5 months
We. Might be in for a long long season.
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4 months
@CFBONFOX If you know, you know.
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5 months
The University of Houston now has the NUMBER 3 ranked recruiting class in the nation. Is this only the beginning?.
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11 months
I am wanting Baylor to win only so the tickets for the Championship game go down in price. Plus Iowa State will street fight us and I don’t think that is a good thing right before the tournament for either team.
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5 months
Just a small thought to keep in mind. Hannah McNair is a Coog.
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Renu Khator
5 months
Lovely to sit down with Cal and Hannah McNair of Houston Texans. Thank you for your engagement and guidance!
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11 months
Make sure you use the toll road after taking that fat ass L.
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1 year
Here’s your trip home on β€œBing Maps” after taking that L
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