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@NotWhoYouDream
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All-Time Hater of Cancer | Coogs | Texans | Astros | Rockets | Knower of Ball
Houston, TX
Joined November 2022
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@SawyerMerritt Maybe Iβm crazy. But at some point, wouldnβt it just be more efficient to just be a train?.
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@PopCrave Everyone trying really hard to make me feel bad for this guy. My mom had UHC and some of her last moments on this earth were spent fighting with them for her cancer treatments. Zero sympathy.
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@RattlesnakeTex @messedupfoods Couldβve folded them in half. Had two mini pbj.
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@BarstoolBig12 They did just take a hurricane on the chin. Maybe sit this one out.
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@MaxModz1382 @CultureCrave Itβs pretty easy to refund all 15 people who bought it.
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I am tired of Houston being Iowa States' Super Bowl. This is the one tournament a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on winning the Big 12 Tournament. It's time to end this series.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Bro covid was years ago. Find a new joke. I'd suggest starting with the Jets.
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Fuck you, you dumb bitch. These are peoples lives we are talking about here. They arenβt some political game you discarded truckstop condom. You really need to reevaluate your life if the first thing you do after hearing about tragedy is βI bet this is the deep stateβ.
Deep State just killed a bunch of children at a High School in Iowa. We warned you a false flag was on the horizon after the Epstein documents. @MasterCMiller
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Can you damn people be less nice? . I'm trying really hard to hate everyone here. Your mascot has a head like a Pitbull. Stop buying me drinks. "Kill them with kindness" isn't supposed to be taken literally.
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Itβs going to be my personal mission to get more Coogs here next year. Iβm having an absolute blast. Get to watch ball all week around other ball fans. I totally get it now.
@NotWhoYouDream That's awesome. need to make that tourney some day. .
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That settles it. Two or three more beers and Iβm about to challenge this obvious government surveillance drone to a back alley brawl. #BirdsArentReal #IfItFliesItSpies
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I'd like to remind the world that the Houston Cougars exposed both Hunter Fraudinson and KU basketball in Fertitta Center. I hope the KU boosters got their money back.
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@RollandBere @PopCrave Remember folks: It cost nothing to just mind your own business.
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@MountainWest This is an awful addition, as there are no mountains in the Grand Canyon. Mountain West going to have to rebrand now.
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@StoolSMU SMU is going to be proud of their attendance numbers for once.
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This is why I ultimately respect TCU and Cincinnati. We were all relegated to the outskirts of college football and we clawed our way back into a power conference. Houston was never gifted anything.
This is what CUSA looked like in 2001. It's basically gone through 3 full rounds of the Ship of Theseus since then, and it's still kicking!
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Hello @SenTedCruz. As a lifelong Baylor fan, I was wondering if you were going to be in attendance for Baylor Vs Tarlton State? . Iβd love it if you could show up and support Baylor as only you know how. Sic Em!
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@RedditCFB The past hour
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@hughdelendaest The last thing you want to do is give students intelligent enough to get into Berkeley a reason to forego studying to troll people from Alabama.
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Police have been called to a Costco outside The Woodlands, Texas, following reports of waves of despondent Aggies roaming the aisles of the store, crying at the slightest provocation. One man, seen crying over an industrial-sized barrel of mayo, just kept repeating, βHit your
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Houston will be back next year. No matter the outcome, I am proud to be a Houston Cougar. #GoCoogs.
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I am tired of Iowa State beating Houston being Kansasβ Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on Iowa State beating us. It's time to end this series.
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@Big12Conference Maybe if the officiating wasnβt awful he wouldnβt have had to say anything.
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@WildcatJit Wildlife migration tracker.
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Screw it. Pack the stadium with students. Keep releasing more tickets.
Going back-to-back! π. 6,000+ student tickets claimed for the second-straight home game. Can y'all get to 7,000? . π Β»
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Oh this is a horn fan? I don't have to be cordial to you. Perhaps Texas can take its mountain of money and continue to attempt to buy teams that have no fucking heart and thatβs why they have been an utter disappointment since James Naismith wrote his 13th rule. π«΅N-I-T Bound.
@NotWhoYouDream 28 pt lossβ¦. The committee may need to do a revamp. 2 seed.Maybe even a 3 . Thatβs embarrassing.
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@HoustonTexans Easy choice. Go Titans. We want the division.
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@RattlesnakeTex @BigSeanQ_ He looks like the guy that whips himself in the da Vinci code.
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@SMUFB It's a cute little scoreboard. Houston's is bigger.
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Houston Softball takes down #1 Texas. Houston Baseball takes down Baylor. Houston Basketball wins the Big 12. Not a bad few days for Houston.
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@JjMetzFAU You know absolutely zero ball.
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With the Lakers hire of Dan Hurley all but certain, it is being reported that Coach Bill Self is the "top target" of UConn. Huskies are really circling the wagons here to go get their guy. #HFNN #BreakingNewsβ
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@CFBONFOX If you know, you know.
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I am wanting Baylor to win only so the tickets for the Championship game go down in price. Plus Iowa State will street fight us and I donβt think that is a good thing right before the tournament for either team.
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