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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* were going to a party
Me: what?
Dad: it’s a birthday party, it’s your birthday party, happy birthday darling, we love you very very very much
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: 1-2-1234
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@fanofarcades
@ampol_moment
Username was probably changed after the fact but he should’ve known the original one considering he fell for this exact trick from this exact person once before
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@don_quickoats
@diegofye
Because the breaking bad writers notoriously love to make jesses life really easy
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@haworthes
“Change your mind, it’s soup” is so powerful. Many life lessons to be found here
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@GoldN64
Deadpool is some of the worst pansexual rep out there. His attraction to dudes is never something that might actually impact the story, just a part of his wild-man persona while he consistently talks about how he needs whatever woman is his love interest because she can save him
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@PattyNest
@eustassvinsmoke
@IndieWire
I kinda get what he’s saying when I read it in context. He just means that if you want black Adam to be built to last as a character you can’t have him be the “similar powers and design to the hero but evil” villain that a lot of introductory movies have
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@Furb246
@CosmonautMarcus
Titans digs into this, unfortunately at the expense of exploring literally anything else
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@brodyrhamilton
Joe Biden: I had the extremely unlikely circumstances being raised in the 40s-60s by a person who understood that being gay was okay and still fought to keep it illegal for the majority of my Adult life, simply because it was popular
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Watching the nets series vs watching the sixers series
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@sammmidd
Coach explaining to Angel that the points don’t count because Sam wasn’t entertained
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@LEGOR2D2scream
The part that gets me is when the other guys can’t help themselves from laughing at the guy saying scoop it out cause they’ve heard each other say poop so many times that just the “oop” sound is enough to make them laugh
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@RickC49473911
@morgan_sung
Gotta hand it to you, I think you were on to something with the not replying thing. You should stick to your guns on that one
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nathan fielder being the most sane person involved in an operation with babies is the scariest shit ive ever seen
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@NeilNevins
If I was having a hard time with a rapidly shifting appearance of my body and also a hard time with people hating my biggest work yet, I think seeing people talking about me “ruining my body” would not help
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@notbigracks
He’s not ranking the movies on quality, he’s just talking about who he can fight. I think this is an appropriate way to maximize research depth
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@atom_attic
@GovMikeHuckabee
Being transphobic is not the dunk on republicans you think it is
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@ClairoEnjoyer23
Love that halfway through they stop crediting artists and start just putting meme captions on
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@Funkenstein_PhD
@bethbourdon
People love acting like the smartest guy in the room but don’t realize a bass line doesn’t necessarily mean it’s played on a bass.
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@Amanjustchillin
@EricSwaggySwoop
@BigNoobBoi1
@supfurstarlimo
@CriticDel
Omg they made Greece from Mama Mia into a real place !!!
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@Arcon_
OP doesn’t realize cities in Nebraska do glow purple cause someone accidentally ordered the wrong bulbs for the streetlights
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@Ramiro235_
@jonbernhardt
The phrase Fortnite Joe Biden has been burned into the back of my brain since this article ran and I’m furious it will have no historical significance since it was only ever an idea getting kicked around in a brainstorm session
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@cityafreaks
You don’t understand she’s researching to write her own manifesto about a radical decentralized UBI through crypto and gaming (she’s still ironing out the idea)
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@hausofdecline
Really funny to imagine woody referring to that time in his life as Toy Story 3
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@munowi
@croatogyu
In the context of the episode she’s saving kidnapped humans from a demon sweat shop and it’s pretty clearly supposed to look like a hammer and sickle
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@coopercooperco
The decision to make it sound like none of the instruments are plugged in is bold
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@Smv_of_Heroes
Gunn made likable movies with a strong style that kicked the mcu tone into overdrive. Disney looked at that and said “audiences want more of this tone all the time” and other creative teams weren’t as good at it
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@dril
Mr Dril is this about when you said Garfield Eats Shit and all the Garfield stans said you finally missed
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@ITYSL_memes
There should be a rule that one person can’t just vote against all the sketches they haven’t seen. They’re voting against all the good sketches and im getting like, just classic sketches with only like a little nugget of votes on them but mostly like no votes
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@alexnpress
@rajat_suresh
It’s called restorative justice. Didn’t you hear, he believes in democracy now
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@pet_wife
Sees government restricting access to HRT: “wow this is certainly because they’ve been dutifully listening to non-binary people!!”
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@nydiaRswanson
@GoldN64
Listen, pan people in real life date the same gender in a row all the time I get it. But Deadpool isn’t a real person and the writers actively choose to pair him up with a woman over and over while playing his interest in men as a joke.
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@LeftScientist
@responsiblerob
Im a big fan of the interview where he says he lied in every interview except the pasta one
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@honeycyde
@luckynevx
Idk like I get that this probably seems silly to a lot of people but house of Gucci was damn near impossible to take seriously with the goofy ass accents so I agree with this tweet
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@M_DiBiaso
@BaileyCarlin
You want the Olympics to sort gender class based on vibes? Whether or not someone looks feminine enough? Surely this is not the “protecting women’s sports” movement I’ve heard so much about
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@ThePeePooMan_
@GoldN64
True but it took a looooong time and his relationships with women have been really weird (I don’t need comic book characters to be good people but Deadpool pining after siryn for 25 issues because he thinks she will fix him is not fun to read)
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@gibarian_music
@ispreadthejam
@osteoblastoff
@acechhh
That’s how they price em, based on how complicated the pattern is
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@knicks_union
@knickingSports
@von_tann
this is maybe the single worst basketball take of all time i dont even know where to start.
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@jarrettstod
Those aren’t differences in wording some of these are straight up different things
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@lgsorceress
@ExileGrimm
I mean piccrews are definitely popular with queer ppl (myself included). If I were cia tho and wanted to infiltrate left spaces, which are also popular with queer people, I could see why picrew would be a good way to hide identity. Mostly I think op needs to chill tho
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@Kenlgibson
@CrossingBroad
@mikerainey82
“Was there any concern that he would team up with another small man to step inside of a trench coat little rascals style?”
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@StrongFaithMama
@dklmarxist
So if I had tons of deranged followers and reposted your posts with captions like “this guy is coming for your kids” that would be okay with you?
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@DarkManiac019
@NightlingBug
I get not wanting confrontation but it’s literally his show it’s not confrontational to be like no Dave sorry you can’t surprise perform
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@NotAMusicTakeB1
@BarnsleyDan
@roryisconfused
@SuchAndSuchDes
I just know Well Done, Jenkins is releasing an instant classic, touring the country once playing basement shows, and then breaking up
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@court_cowboy
@EPM106
Leaving ant man 3 I overheard a dad who clearly hated the movie talking to his young child who clearly thought it was the coolest thing he’d ever seen cause he was like 7. The dad was really digging his heels in too. He called modok “fucking stupid”.
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@HemmingwayLane
@EricSwaggySwoop
If you put it on green and played a song with minimal chords this would probably help more than hurt tbh
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@priceoreason
@jvera927
@true_dara
@thejaanico
Dude idk what the fuck you thought you did here but pretending racism doesn’t exist in 2020 definitely counts as racism
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@kississippiPHL
Genuinely one of the strangest most out of nowhere interactions I’ve seen in a minute
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@gleeklqura
He is very clearly introduced as having show choir background like he is the top warbler be fr
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@Ember_Riseth
@robrousseau
Funny enough the guy who wrote that article for the times also wrote the rolling stone article
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@ITYSL_memes
I highly suspect the characters sketches are mostly getting voted against by people who haven’t seen them
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@JimJarmuschHair
I know people are used to Disney saying “this one is demented and disturbed” and it means that a guy punched another guy with a little more blood than usual, but I saw the movie today and I could totally understand advising not bringing kids
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@fikebutton
She was trying to make sure her baby had a responsible father! God forbid a woman look out for her child
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@merestromb
At first I thought this was about Alcoholics Anonymous, then about getting shipped to the minor leagues after a disappointing stint in the MLB, then back to alcohol. At no point did I once think it was American Apparel
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@elaifresh
“People are becoming more conservative because they hate the others around them” no you are growing to hate the others around you because you are becoming more conservative
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@bballnewsetal
@noirsofia
And the dedication to his cult! He’s just an all around devoted guy
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@sattanswhore
I think the biggest issue is he has the wrong build for gambit entirely. Gambit should have a lean acrobatic build it doesn’t work for a bigger dude
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Uhhhhhhh check out my band I guess
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@RuprechtMartin
@lesbobomb
This man is up at 6 am posting just raw coping and seething that Batman’s a twink now.
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Thinking about a t shirt that says “I met god and she’s fox by dogleg”
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@Honey_7776
@sundognation
At what point do you hold the Knicks even slightly accountable for sending one man to the free throw line 27 times.
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@DarkManiac019
@NightlingBug
Dave has done this like every special he’s had for years now. John isn’t a child, he can make critical decisions
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@clementineultra
There is something deeply weird about how our culture approaches child abuse where so many of you in the comments are saying “I knew he was evil because he didn’t like this movie I liked”. It feels bad that something this serious is acceptable ammo in fandom wars
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Jim Gaffigan came to the coffee shop I worked at and asked if we made the breakfast burrito ourselves or if we just put a pre made burrito in the toaster oven. When we told him it wasn't a pre made burrito he opted not to get it to spare us the work. King
Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.
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I’m losing my fucking mind right now, like I’m sorry but this is genuinely the funniest thing anyone could possibly say in a resignation speech
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@andrewscomet
@ipraytojesustoo
Not only are they distinct terms, they are inversely related in many cases. For something to get this cultural impact critique it has to have been commercially successful. The critique is that despite being bought, streamed and heard by lots of people, it didn’t impact them
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@LazlosGhost
Man he literally includes ayn rand Easter eggs and talked in interviews about wanting to adapt the fountainhead
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@kingsandmadmen
@porchsides
Imo the fear is not that people are experimenting and landing back on cisness but that people are being pushed back into the closet by shifts in politics and culture, as well as shifts in environment from accepting college campuses to conservative workplaces
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@DolphinMossad
@USA_Polling
Ah yes, Bernie Sanders, famously known for being treated with kid gloves by the media and his opponents.
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