Michael Rainey
@mikerainey82
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My new book, On Percs, is available for pre-sale. I think you’ll love it. Go to and treat yourself or the pill head you love.
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I’m ready to set these Put It In Reverse Terrys on fire in about 24 hours 🦅
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Free her.
#TaylorSchabusiness returned to court surrounded by many officers as she faces new charges for allegedly attacking prison staff. The convicted killer was sentenced to life for dismembering her sexual partner and has been causing more trouble in prison since then. #CourtTV - What do YOU think?
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I’ve never been more envious of someone than when they’d show Dirk walking into the arena with a homemade plate from his wife.
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No doubt 💯 Tim and I will be hosting a Retard Rally near Philly for everyone who preorders our new Dad Meat book next month. After that, the next one will probably be in Austin, then we will figure out a way to take the show on the road. Meeting up with everyone is a delight and I want to make them accessible to as many people as possible.
@mikerainey82 Start doing them on the road!!
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My friend Steve and his wife recently lost their baby. If you can help them by donating, it would be much appreciated.
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The Crews is a strong contender for funniest dude.
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RT @AdamSchefter: Shannon Sharpe delivering the news to his brother, Sterling, that he will be a part of the Pro Football Hall of Fame Clas…
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