Jake Fitch
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@Whataburger
I got bored, do you like my decoration. (These were obviously all donated and I would NEVER “steal” a number”
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@guyinspace
@GeauxGabrielle
@tmorello
“All of that stuff gets shot down with cheap missiles”
“Virtually no US aircraft have been shot down in 20 years”
“We’ll that’s because we’re fighting poor countries with cheap missiles”
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@AllanRicharz
@iowahawkblog
The largest high school exclusive stadiums in Texas are bigger than 3 premier league stadiums, 5 La Liga stadiums 4 Ligue 1 stadiums and none of the bundesliga stadiums
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Just a couple of business students happy our ted talks are over
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@bobbym6859
@11point7
Why would he act like he’s hit a go ahead grand slam to put his team in the super regionals before when he’s never hit a go ahead grand slam to put his team in the super regionals?
Also he’s not showing anyone up he’s celebrating.
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@GordonJohnson19
@MoonManStonk
@AOC
Please tell me how many companies have billion dollar valuations in the P/E markets despite having no path to profitability or positive cash flow.
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@JamesBa77234363
@RedditCFB
Here’s a list of teams that have lost by more than Cincy in the playoffs
Florida State
Michigan State
Ohio State X2
Notre Dame
Oklahoma
Michigan
Oregon
Alabama
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@Rachel_E_Smith_
@_morganpreston_
@Pepinnnn2
Well that’s because Whataburger is the greatest fast food joint in the world and nothing is better than a HBCB at 2 in the morning
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@guyinspace
@GeauxGabrielle
@tmorello
But also even rich countries with expensive missiles aren’t shooting down modern US stealth aircraft, of which we have 1000+
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@DrJosueZozaya
You’d have to have 400k in loans at 6% interest for this to be true, while assuming you don’t make a single payment. There’s just no way that’s an accurate number
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@SwissMissabeth
22 million unemployed in a month small businesses failing 3-4 trillion dollar deficits but it’s about my haircut
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@kniftar
@barstoolsports
Interceptions have become more important than pass defense. Time for the league to have a new rule. If a defensive player purposely catches a pass it is ruled not an interception. Move along and play the game
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@Read_N_Learn
People have a right to vote for who they want, Trump was a big government Republican despite branding himself as the opposite, that turns of libertarian voters.
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@JPOSU
@joelklatt
@TexasFootball
@CowboyFB
A lot of Texas’ penalties were legit, OSU having 0 is very not legit
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@SaycheeseDGTL
There are 350ish D1 schools, I don’t want a half hearted effort put into this game
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I’m gonna name my first daughter Brittney so when people ask what her name is she can respond
“It’s Brittney Fitch”
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@PeterBurnsESPN
Ole Miss just got absolutely steam rolled by Tech and a Kansas team that finished 1-7 took Arkansas to 3OT
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@israel_breaux
Describing highland park as gentrified when it’s been the rich part of Dallas for 100 years is interesting. Also maybe just like, don’t burn and steal things, don’t be a criminal.
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@BlossomSCB
@IsaiahJNavarro1
@GavinNewsom
Point me to one study that says school or football are significant spreaders of COVID
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@alex_kirshner
Not to nitpick but they’ve done it 19 times in a row including their current opponent twice
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@JamesNCFan1
@RedditCFB
They also beat Louisiana and app state. Louisiana destroyed Iowa state. Coastal has more ranked wins than florida, UNC and the same as Ohio state, would have had the same as OU except the sun belt championship was cancelled
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@CAL_15
@SportsCenter
If a sport has significant national relevance, a host country can petition to get it in the olympics. Baseball/Softball is quite likely the most popular sport in Japan
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@therealkwat
A UCONN coach came to visit my high school and proceeded to say every player was too short, too small, too slow, too short a wing-span, and the coach was kicked out of the office and encouraged to go find a 6’5’’ lineman and 4.5 receiver to go 1-11 with every year.
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@mikeinmarlton
@SportsCenter
If throwing the horns down is taunting then so should doing the incomplete sign after a good play by a DB and so should doing a first down sign after a good catch or run.
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I'm really good at holding clipboards and celebrating touchdowns
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@AGHamilton29
“Capitalism created the poverty we now see” is a true statement.
The poverty Americans see is where the overwhelming majority have food, water, shelter, electricity, entertainment. Things that were inconceivable for those in poverty before capitalism
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@cowabungatime
I hate to tell you this but the majority of student debt is held by high earners with advanced degrees
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@RedditCFB
For those keeping track Hendon Hooker has accounted for 58% of those touchdowns and 17% of those interceptions
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Andrew Jones: A very good role player that will get you 10-14 points per game
Andrew Jones against Oklahoma: The best basketball player that has ever lived
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@alan_sneider66
@DaveOBrienRBW
@KetchupKing05
@RedditCFB
Don’t think we’re throwing gays off of buildings and killing women for showing their hair in the west
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@seanhannity
This is neither amazing nor inspiring, the cultish worship of politicians on either side is bad for society
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@colinp_3
I’m sure Zach Evans throwing blocks on the edge for Duggan is much better for his body than he himself running around the edge
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@nycDSA
You’re supporting people that spit on the bodies of raped, tortured, and murdered women
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@ScooterMagruder
Earl Thomas
Quandre Diggs
Adrian Phillips
Kenny Vacarro
Holton Hill
Duke Thomas
Michael Huff
Cedric Griffey
Aaron Williams
Aaron Ross
Yeah the University of Texas might disagree
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@BoardGeniuses
This is actually exceptionally funny and they should do it. Also the reason is fairly obvious
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@Whataburger
Me coming back to Whataburger after months of protesting the absence of the Monterrey melt and BRCSS
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@GIANNIS34MVP_
@BleacherReport
If Luka scores 48 tonight they lose. If he scored 52 against the Knicks they lose. He is carrying a bottom 5 roster
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This is one of those “hot takes” that’s just blatantly obvious. Another example includes Dak > Wentz
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@therealkwat
Dang Coastal Carolina recruiting good football players and they’re sitting here undefeated in October. Good (smaller) schools should scavenge their region to find the under recruited studs.
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@BlueBear0386
@bdub237
@lyndseyfifield
@ehdomenech
The girls that came in 2nd and 3rd are also olympians
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@EmmanuelAcho
@LylesNoah
The NBA is an international sport of the best players in the world.
It’s like winning the champions league and deeming yourself world champions
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@cfbquotes
OSU being better than OU is bold, almost as bold as Arizona State being the best team in Oregon.
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@bithiaaa
I would say except for the people from rice But let’s be real, do they even have a Twitter
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@indigogloves
Japan’s government debt is astronomical and their economy has been retracting for 20 years
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Been in the Trojan nation since I was 4 and today I graduated. Once a Trojan always a Trojan.
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@AggieTakes
Justin Tucker has transcended this list of mere mortals and exists on his own, higher plane of existence
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RIP to the hundreds of thousands of people that gave their lives so that all of us can experience freedom
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@sooner_john1
@yelnats_jr
@robn_rodgers
@peanutg53954578
@_delconte
The Texas Longhorn logo is a registered trademark. Simply turning the logo upside and selling it is indeed an infringement
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Proud to announce that I have been accepted into
@UTexasMcCombs
and will be continuing my education at one of the most elite business schools in the country
#hookem
🤘🏼
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@RealSkipBayless
Luka Doncic carried a mediocre Mavs to the the conference finals 6 months ago. The cowboys haven’t been to a conference championship in my lifetime.
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@CJVogel_TFB
I mean Neyor and Cook and Cain can absolutely contribute and getting them going full speed the play after Worthy runs a 50 yard route is in the best interest of the team.
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@ESPNCFB
Oregon is 8 spots ahead of a team they just lost to by 31 points, I would like to know how?
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@NbaStreetBets
@Mavs_FFL
The mavs have been loading up on guards when they need a center for at least 10 years
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@CAL_15
@SportsCenter
I mean in theory they could. But baseball is played across East and south east Asia, as well as north and South America. Football is played, pretty much in America
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@TruePaisan
@DrJosueZozaya
This tweet is actually a pretty accurate depiction of the student loan crisis where people who hold higher degrees and make more money have the most debt.
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@DanWolken
Every time he tweets something lacking self awareness his nipples get harder in his profile picture
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@30for30
@CollegeGameDay
That referees can take the loss of a century to the championship of a lifetime.
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@HTime143
@brklynmind
@benshapiro
The bottom half of america pays an effective income tax of 0% at the federal level, so it’s not entirely false. But between social security Medicare property taxes sales tax capital gains tax gas tax etc everyone is still taxed plenty
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