@offgriddesigner
We sat down as a team and did 30 minutes revision on how a better understanding of the impact of climate change on trans people in Gaza might have impacted our performance tonight. We all shared, we all learned and we feel confident for our next menstrual episode. Gareth x
@RAF_Luton
Ha ha predictive text changed Camera to Canberra 😂😂 always proof read your tweets or you look stuppid!!! Ooo look the capital of Australia took a photo 😂😂😂
@52Kii
Luckily for him, it, her, them I have just been contacted by Mr oligupumpyou from Nigeria he has won $ 30, 000,000 on the lottery and he wants to share it with a complete cock, I have sent him your details
@SimonThomasSky
@NorwichCityFC
I’ve had a soft spot for Norwich since the fans away at Blackburn sat and watched a tribute to Jack Walker just after he died, they then gave with a standing ovation after observing a minutes silence, great fans, great club!! Congratulations and best wishes
@XRLlareggub
I have a degree in big novelty phones
I had a big novelty phone in Eastern Europe.
I was a ITN With a big novelty phone
I speak four languages. Into novelty phones
I’ve written nine books and over a million words in newspapers.about big novelty phones
“I’m walking down the street and some man tries to kidnap me and put me in his car “ 😂😂😂 who’s gonna grab this Kangamoondog and what car would the fact hunt fit in 😂
#ImaCeleb
#nellarose
@SkyNews
When you turn something jolly into a left wing perverted freak show expect these tantrums, the ones that screamed for tolerance are now refusing to tolerate others
@Rose_of_Lancs
@bobstackle
@Dianna46669303
"He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor, then tore off my panties and spanked me”
Fifty Shades of Spare
@AnitaHardcokMP
Absolutely, I left school on a Friday and retired the following Monday I’ve never had a job, never wanted one I do a bit of thieving to top up my giro but I never bother anyone else!!
@RAF_Luton
A similar thing happened here when William Pitt the younger was on holiday at Butlins in Skegness in 1804 he didn’t like the name zip then he saw these !!
@domjoly
@gaz_mccarthy
@GaryLineker
I have a degree in big novelty phones
I had a big novelty phone in Eastern Europe.
I was a ITN With a big novelty phone
I speak four languages. Into novelty phones
I’ve written nine books and over a million words in newspapers.about big novelty phones
@domjoly
@BigMoLoyal1872
@GNev2
I have a degree in big novelty phones
I had a big novelty phone in Eastern Europe.
I was a ITN With a big novelty phone
I speak four languages. Into novelty phones
I’ve written nine books and over a million words in newspapers.about big novelty phones
@bigphilcampion
Only a British soldier would dress as a pirate for the annual Army v Navy rugby match having lost a few limbs on what they would probably describe as a “bad day at work “ Gents I salute you”
@abline11
Apparently shops are already running out of adult nappies as lefties complain they are now wetting themselves before bed, and it’s all someone else’s fault
@TheBoltonNews
It’s simply because it’s a training exercise and Bolton looks similar to Ukraine, a charred and bombed out city full of starving desperate people
This is Elsie, a Labour activist, retired company director, living in a £650,000 flat near Downing St.
@susannareid100
&
@GMB
decided to concoct a fictional story saying Elsie can't heat her home & goes on the bus all day to stay alive: GMB are a fake news media outlet 👋
@Sandford_Police
You can’t just ban somebody! I’m writing my freedom of misinformation request now, and who is your Police and Crime Commiter ? they will also receive a strongly misworded letter
@Zarah_BukakeMP
"He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor, then tore off my panties and spanked me, then kicked my back doors in “
Fifty Shades of Spare