Vintagebobt
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A collector of many things, a lover of sport, music and comedy. Doing my bit for the World by recycling old jokes. Have a chuckle on me !
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Why did they build Stonehenge so close to the A303 in the first place.?
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Here it is from the horses mouth, Rowley calls the people who attended the march on Saturday " Extreme Right ". Now you can see where the two tier policing attitude comes from.
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Gary Lineker £1,350,000-1,354,999
Alan Shearer £450,000-£454,999
Jermaine Jenas £220,000-£224,999
Micah Richards £200,000-£204,999
Alex Scott £195,000-£199,999
Nurse £26,282 average
Police Officer £31,143 average
Fire Fighter £34,501 average
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Lets flood Twitter with photos of Her Majesty The Queen instead of Meagain.
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I Found £20 in the car park at Tescos. I asked myself, ' what would Jesus do?'. So I went and turned it into wine.
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Sadiq Khan loses confidence in Cressida Dick, she is forced to walk. Most of the Country has no confidence in Sadiq Khan yet he is still there. He has destroyed London.
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I think Gary Lineker and the BBC need to be investigated for dumping raw sewage on our television screens each night.
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It's ironic to watch a Pakistani bloke on the news in Sheffield going on about how people are having to move out of the area because of the Roma people moving in and taking over and not integrating.
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To the man in Aldi in front of me at the checkout with 107 items, and didn’t let me jump in front of you with my carrot and turnip.
When you get home and are looking for your 4 cans of Strongbow and your cucumber, I threw them underneath where the bags are.
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When I was small I hunted for caterpillars, spiders, I dipped a net in a stream for tiddlers, played football and cricket in the park, went on bike rides with mum and dad, played with plastic soldiers. No one ever mentioned genders or pronouns. Let your kids be kids.
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If they are so keen to put a dog to sleep for hurting a child, how come so many paedophiles are still awake???
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To all these Nigerian blue tick women on Twitter who keep howling at us white people telling us we owe them money. Have a word with all your bleeding Princes that keep sending me emails asking if they can stash all their cash in my account.
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Has anyone heard if Diversity are going to Moscow to do a protest dance this weekend?
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To the voters in Tower Hamlets, sorry but bringing along a copy of the death certificate will not count as voter ID any more.
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A bit of a wake up call to the UK. We cannot rely on our essential services being supplied by other Countries. We need gas, electricity and oil, with it we are very weak. Time to put all this green nonsense on the back burner.
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A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 .5 feet, which makes it the second largest arsehole on the planet behind Gary Lineker!
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A friend of mine who lives there has just watched Boris Johnson being interviewed on tv in Kiev. All the British press were interested in asking him was about 'Partygate'. My friend felt this was insulting to the Ukrainian public watching the programme.
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Right
@BorisJohnson
you have managed to get Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe out of Iran after 6 years. Can you make a start now on getting the Batley Grammar School teacher out of his house and back to work. Or does he have another five years to go?
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“Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.”
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I hate it when people mix up there, their and they're. From now on, I'm going to point it out weather they like it or not.
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Who thinks they should remove the title British Broadcasting Company and just make it Channel One, Two, etc. They do not represent Britain, why should they have such a name.??
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#DefundTheBBC
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Entitled lad on
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going on about the problem nowadays is that pensioners take more out of the system that they have ever put in.
Most of us worked over thirty years to earn our pension.
A lot nowadays don't want to work but expect to still get paid.
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Would it be possible for the Culture Secretary
@NadineDorries
to advise cinema companies across the UK that in a Democracy we no not allow religious activists to censor film listings. It would be a breath of fresh air for an MP to stand up to this for once.
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So you can throw your identity into the sea, then tell a lawyer you are 'Dave' from Iraq, and you were tortured because you were a gay Christian. Do they just believe this stuff? You can never prove it. Is this British border security?
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Mo Farah is not Mo Farah
Gary Lineker is black
Kelly Holmes is a Lesbian
A Gingerbread man is a person
Gareth Southgate is England manager
Joe Biden is President
Jeremy Hunt thinks he can be Prime Minister
"You are about to enter another dimension. The Twilight Zone."
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One question for you
@RishiSunak
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@JamesCleverly
Why does the RNLI operate in French waters when the French have their own rescue service. ?
Can we finally have the truth ?
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
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Woman on
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this morning saying we need the migrants coming on the dinghies as we are short of nurses and doctors? So she would be like to be treated by someone with no identity documents then? Why do they always link migrants with solving the NHS problems ?
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If you were going to remove 50 illegal immigrants to Rwanda without a hitch it might be a good idea to do it first and THEN announce it had been done in the media.
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So, if Boris had 28 more people in the room and had ordered a curry he may not have had a fine? Is the issue with the cake. ?
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I have never seen a meat eater shouting at vegans that they have to stop eating what they like. However, there are plenty of vegans telling meat eaters they have to stop. You eat your plants and grubs and stop telling me I cannot eat a steak, it's none of your business.
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HELLO
@BorisJohnson
@pritipatel
@Conservatives
@trussliz
@RishiSunak
IS ANY ONE THERE ???? JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED, WE ARE BEING OVER RUN WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. DOES ANY ONE IN GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY CARE? LIZ, CAN YOU SEE THIS TWEET ??
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So if I went to Europe and decided to throw away all my identity documents and decided to stay, got arrested and was told I was going to be deported. Could I expect Cherie Blair and all her chums to represent me?
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The shaming of Lady Susan Hussey has to stop ! This hounding of people over spurious race allegations is a disgrace. Someone at the Palace needs to grow a pair and support her. This lady has been there for you, time for you to be loyal to her !
@KensingtonRoyal
#SupportLadyHussey
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Another big company bows to the Markle cult, big mistake Amazon Prime. You will lose lots of customers I am sure. I hope Clarkson signs a deal with a new Channel soon.
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This fuel shortage is a worry. Its been reported locally that some parents have had to walk for nearly 5 whole minutes to take their children to school.
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I remember when I got married we decided to have two kids. Somehow I now seem to be paying for another three down the road as the parents don't want to go to work? They seem to be doing better than I am by the look of their phones?
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Apparently Sky news reporting on the drought just cut to a reporter and commented on how the water had receded behind her.
To be clear. She’s stood on the bank of the River Thames tidal estuary
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Watching the athletics on the telly and I am shocked by the lack of white faces.
@GaryLineker
Do I complain to the BBC ?
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When did we fall into this trap of having asylum seekers pick what housing they should have? I have always thought they should be thankful for whatever they get. We have kids here that cannot afford a house yet we are handing over keys to 4 bed properties?
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When are Durham Police going to be put into Special Measures ? If it takes them this long to work out whether to issue a fixed penalty how do they ever solve a crime?
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Having found an illegal immigrant working as a Border Force officer I am beginning to wonder how many we might have in the Home Office, Police, Judiciary, House of Commons ? It might explain a lot of what is going on.
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Why does it take three weeks to send back an Albanian who has no legal right to be here.? Surely a return trip could be organised within a couple of days?
@pritipatel
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I am thinking of starting a petition to make crime illegal again. What do you think?
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Can anyone explain how a poor Labour voter cannot afford a free ID card ?
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Please
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stop giving that awful race baiting woman Narinder Kaur airspace on your channel
I for one switch channels as soon as I see her on as a panellist.
Her constant rants about the UK and it's white citizens being racist are insulting.
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This is the worst Generation of Politicians I have ever seen. The United Kingdom has gone to the dogs. None of them care about illegal immigration, the break down of law, the cost of living, child rape. They are all content to draw a wage and do nothing for it.
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So
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, we all understand death threats have been made now against a young lad. Is your Force dealing with this as a crime? The public would like a statement on your actions please.
Here are the Chief Inspector's remarks. They are atrocious.
Nothing on the death threats. Scolding for the boys.
Lots of praise for the mosque and the imam and their "tolerance".
What a miserable failure. The government should step in here. 5/5
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My little boy just came running down the stairs shouting at the top of his voice, "Daaaaad, Daaaaad, don't get me a bike for Christmas." I said, "Why son?"
He said, "I just found one behind the wardrobe."
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BBC trying hard to regain viewers on Have I got News For You. Jo Brand hosting tonight and Robert Peston on the panel. That is sure to boost the figures.....
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So 40% of men over 40 suffer from erection problems?
Looking at 40% of women over 40,it’s not fucking difficult to see why....!!!
(lights the blue touch paper......)
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Anne Diamond telling us that the expectant father wasn't even armed this morning. Didn't like her tone. Never mention what his previous behaviour was.
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Can any senior Police Officer please explain how a degree helps you become a useful Police Officer. other than to get fast tracked to a position of senior officer? There are thousands of people out there who would love to join and are being held back by red tape.
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If the EU are allowing the French to export all these immigrants illegally to our Country why cannot we do the same and return them illegally to France?
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Home Secretary
@JamesCleverly
the residents of the UK are fed up with other cultures problems being fought out on our streets every week.
Your party has decimated the Police Service and installed idiots in top posts.
Get a fucking grip of your job.
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How are the people in Turkey getting their hair cut now that we have all their barbers over here?
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Just seen a rather big boned woman on GB News who is apparently living on the breadline? Looked like she was living on the bread and cake line. God knows how my parents managed when we were kids, but they did without one handout. Couldn't afford, it we didn't have it.
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The next question is 'How do we return thousands of young men, who won't want to go back, to Albania?.
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So all these people coming here on dinghies are doing so as they speak English and have family there, why do we have to employ interpreters? and why are their family not paying for their board and lodgings? My family would if I went to Australia.
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