Following the murders in Reading, Jon Snow opens Ch4 News tonight talking about the killer with "We've spoken to his family in Libya, his journey to the UK and his troubles including with mental health"
WTF?!?!
Strange times when something that may have happened at a cricket club over a decade ago attracts more media coverage and comment than a serving MP threatening to use acid in an attack.
When it's about free school meals and child "poverty" the Left, millionaire sports stars and celebs are all over it.
But when it comes to child sexual abuse in places like Rotherham you can hear a pin drop.
I swear if Boris went on TV and said the Earth is round, Ch4, Sadiq Khan, Jezza and the other dreary usual suspects would bleat "Can we have clarification on that"
Hmmm
Am I being over sceptical?
It seems every "journalist" that lurches across my TV screen says something like "I'm being inundated with people contacting me to say they don't have PPE"
Who are all of these "people" "inundating" "journalists" with PPE stock level updates?
Are the frothing Left laying down in the road outside Kay Burley's house today? Rocking up with cinema screens on the back of a lorry and shrieking into loud hailers?
Is Piers leading a baying mob of "journos"shouting into cameras demanding her resignation.
No?
Thought not.
News full of "broken refugees" arriving on English beaches "fleeing for their lives" from "death, disease, war and killer regimes"
Eh?
I thought they were coming across from France?
Just to say
I don't need "to heal" as I'm not bruised
I've no intention of "coming together" with any plinky plonky remoaner that's spent years callimg me thick
Brexit's done.
I don't care about "next stages" as I didn't vote for any sort of EU deal in the first place
Cheers
Ladies and gentleman, I give you Rishi Sunak on Sky breakfast tv
“With respect Kay, I will take my advice from the Chief Medical Officer”
Rishi Sunak you really are THE man
So EU wines will go up £1.50 a bottle due to Brexit??
Bumper year coming up for all the wine makers outside the EU then.
Long term readers will know mines always been a Jammy Red Roo.
Cheers
Hmmm.
Do you think Diversity are planning a dance tribute to all the people killed or injured in Birmingham for this week's edition of Britain's Got Talent?
So, six days since leaving the EU.
Have the ports ground to a halt?
Have the food shortages hit?
Is Dover a gigantic grid locked car park?
No?
Didn't think so.
One of the most surprising things for me about the horrendous Beirut explosion incident is that our media haven't found a way to blame it on Boris and the Government.
Yet.
Literally two minutes max into Newsnight, literally first Question asked by some random called Kirsty "So Boris is out of Intensive Care, but is he back at work?"
Literally THE FIRST QUESTION.
What is wrong with these people?
What's the betting that on the first day Boris is back in Number 10, Kay Burley or one of the unlimited array of squealing ninnies from Newsnight and Ch4 "news" will be there shrieking "Will you be resigning Prime Minister"???
The BBC whining that the licence freeze will seriously impact the production of programmes like Eastenders and Doctor Who is counter productive for their case.
For the vast majority of the population that's just an added bonus.
You're looking for a fight in the street?
C'mon then you big melt.
I could take you anytime while doing my lippy and painting my nails at the same time.
Shuffle off you lightweight trifle.
So, long term unemployed couple, mid 20s, have 7 kids and were being paid £2k a month in benefits?
Do you think they might be voting Labour next week?
Labour. Standing up for the lazy, the feckless and yapping benefit Chihuahuas everywhere.
'No pride & not a man'
Ryan Rodgers, 26, & his partner Jenny Grimes, 25 have seven kids already & have set up a GoFundMe page...
"We are a young couple with seven children trying to get back on our feet after becoming homeless having to start all over again from fresh.
Is it me?
Loads of people off work, places where they work closed.
But "Journalists" are shocked by unemployment figures/ hit to economy.
We were told elderly people /underlying health conditions were high risk.
"Journalists" are shocked by deaths in Care Homes.
Eh?
Hey lads.
Nice.
After you've finished that, and as you've obvs got lots of spare time on your hands, could you nip round and fix a few potholes on our main road?
Thanks in advance
Can we assume Labour and Unions want to keep kids thick and uneducated so, going forward, the likes of Angela Rayner and Richard Burgon can hold their own in a debate with the average 5 year old?
Woman, looking like she eats the entire menu at McDonald's on a daily basis, on BBC News Channel, moaning on that Boris is disgusting for not feeding her four kids.
Probably not the wisest move to be waving hands around with immaculate emerald nail jobs either.
Hey hey hey
Good news for the Greens after Boris announces 6 people can get together.
That means their entire party are now OK to meet face to face and plan their next move to keep the public's morale up with their next hilarious inevitable flop 'initiative'
Have I got this right?
The Labour Party have written to Priti Patel to basically tell her they don't think she's Ethnic enough?
The Labour Party want to replace Keir Starmer with Diane Abbott just because he's a white middle aged man?
Frothing ninnies.
As we’re seeing across the Atlantic just now, politicians who rage against democracy don’t prevail. Let’s not dignify this rubbish. Instead let’s keep making and winning the case for independence. Power doesn’t belong to politicians - it belongs to the people.
#indyref2
I know it's for charity, but this BBC big night in thing, just gonna be lots of woke Lefties isn't it, confusing smug with comedy.
On balance watching '28 Days Later' then "Contagion' and Gwyneth Paltrow's character getting her head sawn open during a Post Mortem seems more jolly
So Josh, I see from your tweets you're either gay or a fellow supporter of gay rights.
Thing is I don't see any sweary door-slanning rants from you (like this one here to Boris) condemning Iran which, in a long list of major concerns, executes gays.
Interesting.
"There's no evidence to suggest it was a contract hit. Looks like it was just a drive by shooting"
*Just* a drive by shooting.
Just.
In Peckham.
How has it come to this?
Considering the BBC's approach on Brexit, is Emily Matliss on BBC Newsnight telling a Republican to "Get over the result and move on" around a democratic process already peak 2021?
Gentlemen.
Can I just say if your girlfriend/wife falls over while walking through the doors going into Tesco, I can guarantee the one thing she will NOT want to hear you say is
"I don't know why you wear high heels to go shopping round Tesco at 9am on a Sunday"
I thank you.
So in the main it's Labour whining like a little Princess just because they have to stand and wait in a queue.
So "in touch with the working class" they've obvs not even been to a Supermarket lately.
And, Heaven forbid the poor lambs should actually be asked to attend work
I'm not sure I can ever remember a time when I saw Yvette Cooper and she wasn't fuming, barely suppressing her complete quivering rage and absouletly seething.
Oh and completely irrelevant of course
Hilarious
Today's obsessional crying from the wailing lefties is over their "beloved" Erasmus.
The only time they've ever even used the word previously was when they mistakenly thought it was a character in Harry Potter.
Oh the absolute hilarious hypocrisy today of leftie remoaner types outraged and losing their minds at the prospect of Trump involving the law courts in politics!!
Yesterday Sir Starmer was banging on about job losses, companies going out of business, death of economy, mental health etc.
Today after a little sleep he pops up wanting another countrywide lockdown. And he wants it NOW!!
The EU are running scared. They've become warped, crazy, infantile.
They mess with us at their peril and they know it.
They know others will follow our lead so they're out for revenge on this tiny Island that, once again, dared to say no.
How right we were to leave.
So full of hate.
Eaten up by bitterness
I pity you and every other sad, lost loser that has liked your futile tweet
I literally pity you all and hope that, one day, you find some sort of happiness, optimism and purpose in the lives you've been allowed by others sacrificing theirs
The Left spent years spreading conspiracy theories about outside interference in everything. Brexit. Trump's win. Boris's landslide.
Odd isn't it how the hilarious noodlers suddenly embrace the notion, literally overnight, that it's straight up impossible to rig an election
Hey Ash.
Glad to see you're on Question Time tonight.
Just wanted to say thanks for all your MASSIVE efforts previously in turning so many people against your "cause" that you ensured Boris's historic, landslide win.
Keep up the good work tonight on QT
Love the nails BTW
What a bumper year it will be for employers when the kids of 2020 eventully leave Uni.
Imagine 411,860 graduates with double first degrees in the art of cubes or the history of puppets applying for that Barista role in Costa.
Happy days.
"News"night talking about not sending kids back to school in September.
Labour Leader of Rochdale Council says they're the "Guardians of Pupils"
Hmmmm.
A first for Rochdale?
Somebody sensible stop all the news programmes banging on about people "braving the wind and rain" to go and vote. Hey you ninnies, most of us brave the weather most days.
Among other things, It's called going to work.
It's laughable and ridiculous that Burnley FC are punishing the people who flew the “white lives matter” banner.
But it's very harsh and extreme, punishing them by forcing them to attend all Burnley FC matches
I know they're massive, super popular and people worship them but can I just say that I hate Ant and Dec. And that I think I'm A Celebrity is the most stupid programme I've ever seen.
Thanks. Apologies to all but just needed to get that off my chest.
As you were.
"So what you’re saying is I've been taken off air? But have you had a test? Is what you're saying the public can swim in a pond from Monday? Yes or no. Is that what you’re saying? Have you had a test? Isn't that hypocritical? So what you're saying is in fact I'm the hypocrite?"
Cherry picking Wee Jimmy wants to be independant, doesn't want the Royals, doesn't want the Navy.
But, oddly, doesn't take that attitude with all the financial support that rolls in.
Strange that.
You've been rejected by Labour?
Hahaha hahaha hahahahaha haha
Oh Femi! You mean even the party you campaigned for don't want you? Haha hahahaha haha
I told you that you running around like a loon in your dinky shorts on the morning of the GE wouldn't end well
Hahaha hahahaha
Dear
@UKLabour
NEC,
Thank you for taking the time out of a deadly global pandemic and a country-wide lockdown to reject my membership application at 1:51am on a Tuesday morning.
I hope you appreciate my response.
#LabourLeadershipElection
🥀
My friend
@SadiqKhan
is an inspiration. The first Muslim mayor of a major western city and a source of pride for us all. We’ll never let those who seek to divide us win.
So daily briefing thing, isn't it time Head Honcho of NHS Procurement was wheeled out to be asked questions about why it failed so badly?
Also, now Govt and Army are picking up the slack, just what NHS Procurement is doing these days, other than prob busting a few dance moves?
Massive shout out to the dull, humourless and sneering Leftie activists, especially those 'Hey Kids Let's Trend A Hashtag' frothing sorts who've helped clinch yet another enormous Tory win by being an ongoing major part of Labour's problem
Well done you.
Keep up the good work.
Boris.
You know I'm a supporter but...
I hear today youre thinking about raising taxes to pay for social care?
You've recently written off NHS debt and given loads Leftie teachers a pay rise, all with money we haven't got.
You're beginning to test my patience.
@BorisJohnson
Oh Harry!!!
"I'm writing this not as the prince I was born, but as the man I've become"
Hahaha hahaha hahahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahahaha hahahaha ahhhhh hahaha haha hahahaha aaaah haha hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha haha hahahaha haha ahhhhh hahahahaha hahahaha
Hmmmm
Well one is a tool to subjugate women, take away any freedom of appearance and identity and the other might save someone's life, so, beyond a pointless barrel scraping pot shot at Boris, not really getting your point.
Still flaccid as ever eh lad?
Is the Boris Johnson advocating face masks related to the Boris Johnson who mocked veiled women as bank robbers and letter boxes? Just asking because it reminds us he’s a nasty wazzock whose bigotry provoked attacks
BREAKING: Couple that went to look for privacy and the quiet life in an apparently sleepy backwater called Los Angeles release further "We're NOT Desperate For Attention" address to the world on how the public should think.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have said we must all acknowledge the "uncomfortable" past of the Commonwealth.
The Duke of Sussex said "it's not going to be easy" but "it needs to be done".
Read more:
Hey Greta. I know you're out on a boat saving the planet apparently by taking a sh*t in a bucket with a load of random sailors and getting tossed off by the ocean waves but it's been raining here and it's bit nippy so I'm firing up the central heating for a bit. Sorry hun
I’m proud to see people coming together in solidarity to march against injustice and say
#BlackLivesMatter
.
But I say to Johnson and the Govt: don’t you dare try to shift the blame onto protesters if there’s a second
#COVID19
peak!
My
@MetroUK
column 👇🏾
Yo Femi
You wish you could turn Twitter off as you're mentally exhausted.
Well I'm here to make your Xmas wishes come true
You can just log out!
Ta Da!!
Any other basics of life I can help you with? Switch on a light, turn on a tap etc, just message me lad.
Happy to help 🤶
I'd love to switch off twitter. I'm physically, mentally & emotionally exhausted.
But Labour seems to want to sculpt its new leader out of the mould of the one that just delivered its worst defeat in 84 years and I don't fancy Boris Johnson as PM for 10 years.
#LabourLeadership
Your programme got axed?
Oh dear.
Your viewers will be gutted.
All 72 of them.
Then again no doubt some of them watch your programme in the same way I imagine they vote.
Twice.