Zarah Bukake MP. 🏴 Dim ond parodi ydy
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Proudly representing the people of Llareggub and Pant-y-Down. Contact: zarah.bukake.notanmp @imafake .uk | she/her/parody
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Good morning everyone! May your day be full of bacon. 🐷❤️
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That looks super, who is it honour of? George Floyd or Michelle Obama?
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Good morning everyone!
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I’m with Owen on this one, let’s ban em.
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Good morning everyone! (Apart from the Sussex squad).
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A beautiful winters day in Llareggub, cold, breezy, but bright and the sun is glinting off the golden dome of the Al-jo-Lson Mosque. God is great. 🕌
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Thank goodness they didn't pick her up like a bowling ball. 🤘
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Good morning everyone! Anyone doing anything nice this weekend end? I shall spend mine dodging the butch lesbian ladies that keep DMing me.
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A polite reminder, if you do find yourself bleeding internally you should not bother your doctor, have a nice cup of tea instead.
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It’s a lovely sculpture, in fairness though, she has lost a lot of weight since becoming deputy leader of our party.
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I see that Sam Smith has started buying his clothes at Simply Be? They really understand how to dress the fuller figure.
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For the sake of clarity, I think that Steve Bray is a moron.
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I'm 73, here's mine. I put it down to sarcasm and eating lot's of fibre to keep me regular.
Well I have to do the gratuitous bikini pic !!! Can’t believe I’ll be in my mid 40s this month…. Take care of your mind and bod. It’s the only one you have.
#sixsenses
#maldives
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Hang on… if you’re transitioning into a bloke and hook up with a bloke, shouldn’t you be using the tradesmen's entrance?
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Is she polishing that policeman's helmet?
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Is there a more beautiful sight than a Palestinian sunrise? From the river to the sea. Nanoo nanoo. ❤️🇵🇸
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True, but he gets black pudding these days so it’s not so bad.
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This remake of Dirty Harry looks a bit shite....
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When there's a free buffet at work but a couple of fat birds are ahead of you in the queue......
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Be sure to catch me on BBC poontang this morning. We shall be discussing Jeremy C***kson, how it is correct to ruin his life and why the Royal families silence is in fact misogynistic violence.
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Well yes, but if you block everyone, you’re not likely to be seen or heard, are you?
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Stopping Scotland’s gender identity legislation from becoming law, means you are marginalising women like Ronata, preventing them from being all that they can be, it implies she is not a real woman.
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What better way of supporting women's rights and child safeguarding than standing on a platform with a man who served a life sentence for kidnapping, torture and attempted murder, a chap who wants access to women's spaces.
Chapeau
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@NadiaWhittomeMP
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@_OliviaBlake
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Why are we focusing on the mock arrest? The little doonm squirrel is getting chubby, she's not pregnant is she?
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When you hate fruit & veg but haven’t had a Tom Tit for a week….
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Didn't Meghan shag Prince Andrew on someone's yacht?
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So, lots of nurses who look a bit like Bernard Bresslaw, paddling a rainbow coloured dinghy down the mall?
Prince Charles Coronation is set to be themed around celebrating what is best about 'modern Britain'.
The major focus will be on refugees, the NHS and LGBTQ+ groups.
Will you be joining in the 'celebrations'?
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Those Celtic fans have always had a soft spot for terrorism. ❤
Football fans raised yesterday Palestinian flags during the Kilmarnock-Celtic match in Scotland. 🇵🇸
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How wonderful, if we are to teach our children the beauty of homosexuality then what better way than Scooby Doo?
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Well sell Claudia, the only way to stop I’ll people dying is a 19% pay rise.
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On his Majesty's not so secret service?
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I’m not gang banging a load of coppers to get people to turn their heating off. Sod that.
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I shall put it to the test by letting my dog do the driving today.
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They would have you believe that this is about politics, I suspect it’s more about veganism and woolly vaginas. It’s highly discriminatory.
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That's Sinead O'Connor.
Spotted in Brooklyn.
“ I am older than your state.” ~ Palestinian elder.
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This Sam Smith look is really catching on in the LGBTQPMSL community...
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@DanielaNadj
“Vile”…. Oh please…. I’ll advised, inappropriate, rude…. But enough to completely finish a human being? Now that is vile.
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Well yes.
Intelligent women are feared. It's always been like that. Not much has changed.
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Ulez is very effective in reducing deaths from toxic air, as is rampant knife crime.
We salute you, Sir. 👏👏
Who speaks for the families of those who die every year due to the toxic air in outer London?
The ULEZ will make our air breathable and improve the health of Londoners.
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This Michelle O'Neill? It's so hard to tell...
Michelle O'Neill just put it really well. She said the Tories take you out of Europe against your own will.
#Newsnight
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This influence of the private sector is destructive and malignant force, look at the damage that a private education did to Diane's son? It turned him it a drug addled window licker!
When Keir Starmer talks about “reforming” the NHS he actually means a bigger role for the private sector
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I think it must be because German Chancellors are really really good, far better than our leaders.
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Does anyone who is normal actually care?
Someone plz give Omid a saucer of milk and help him with his homework.
A spokesperson for Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex has responded to Jeremy Clarkson's Instagram apology posted earlier today (and addressed his claim that he emailed the couple in December):
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Personally I cannot believe it, they are beyond wholesome and incapable of lying, it is simply their truth and should not be challenged, mainly because of reasons.
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They sound absolutely super, I’m at a a loss as to why they haven’t trialled this in Wales?
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