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@j0ncampbell @MillenPolitics You notice how the black officers intervene and de-escalate as they are supposed to. One rather jacked up officer seems ready to engage physically until a larger black officer steps in. Jesus this is crazy.
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I was going to cancel Netflix due to rate hikes, but I suddenly feel the urge to renew my subscription and move to a bigger plan. I am going to gift my nephew in school a sub as well.
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@atrupar Stops crying to check to see if the jury is buying it. Classic Kyle!
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Officer Karen y’all Dont you hate when McDonalds takes too long with your food and you breakdown and cry about it? Bet she handles pressure situations real well. Hopefully she doesnt shoot the poor drive thru lady
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@VenikaDewan Kids gonna be like “I protested the election in ‘24 and now I am sad I will never to get to vote at all”
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@OsFan892 7 to 1 odds maybe roll the dice with an invitation?
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@heykayadams Lawd I know Jesus can hear my thoughts and im sorry.
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@TarheelKrystle The man has a career and a familey with @chrissyteigen Why would he risk that to suddenly join the rodeo?
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TALK YO SHIT JOEY! COOK THAT FRAUD
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Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
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Lmaooooo Angel Reese Double Double locked in!!
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Lets see what Reese does to get these 5 rebounds in 7 minutes.
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@WUTangKids The problem is anyone that actually understood what he said is already voting for Biden.
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@KnockahomaNTN Wait you think the billionaire baseball owners are Dems? 🤦
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@esjesjesj I love their faces crumbling in confusion when I hit them with the fact they have been using the bathroom next to trans folks all their life. Do they think they piss in the bushes?
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@JomboyMedia The armpit of the Northeast.
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@HBO Somebody in the marketing dept. needs to send the casting dept. some flowers. Im in already nvm who else they cast.
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@fuckyouiquit All the tweets that say “If so and so billionaire gave x amount of dollars to this many people they would still have x amount of dollars” etc. She really does it.
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@JomboyMedia Some poor girl at a Taco Bell register bout to have her whole ass weekend ruined.
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@PopCrave 1. Why write the letter at all? 2. Why would a letter from an actor pal carry any weight at all?
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@lannybuddrick @McNeilJaden This photo is being used to deceive all the idiots that are looking for any reason to justify what happened. This woman has already come out and said this is from when she was raped 2 yrs ago. Poor thing has to relive it all again bc people keep sharing it.
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@TalkinBaseball_ Its not funny but its hard not to chuckle hahaha.
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@shannonrwatts “Responsible Gun Owners” These psychos passed the check to get concealed carry permits. Anyone want to maybe tighten that up a little.
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@_Zeets Bro this exchange took me out:
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#MNF #NYGiants We should’ve had them last year.
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@StahrTheBeauty @themandalorian @DisneyPlus Jack Black sucked just as bad as she did. That work?
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@PosUncensored This one and Johnie tryin to get to Ep. 5. #LoveIsBlind
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@cambregabriel19 I just couldnt get past the thought they heard “blood on the coliseum floor” and lazily said thats the one.
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@HawksDraftNerd Thems was the days…
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@hehpijae @j0ncampbell @MillenPolitics 💯%. There is a way to do the job correctly and hopped up muscle heads have no interest in public safety. And sadly there are alot of them in uniform. God bless these guys who stand tall in the thick of it.
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@f8the Mr. Big? If the show was from his POV there was probably 3 or 4 other Carries around the city.
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@Jomboy_ @TalkinBaseball_ You tryin to say Jesus Christ cant hit a curveball??
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@mrbrianrowe The absolute disrespect to Chloe Sevigny
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@JonesToChina They got Stroud by NOT TANKING. Wow what a perfectly backwards post
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@espn ESPN with WNBA highlights.
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@1980Dorothy An entire race is stressed, frightened, and exhausted on a daily basis in fear of murder. Hence why no one wants to hear someone cry over a sandwich a day after the shake shack lie was exposed. She should take some time off and have her gun taken away if she emotionally unstable
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@KyleNYY Same pitcher who hit Romine in the head. But they are saints. They been throwin up and in all week. The only difference is okur manager didnt have a cry baby breakdown after the game. #NYY
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@nfldraftscout if this is musical chairs, Mitchell just sat in Brian Thomas’ chair.
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@mbhodges904 Annie to Eli rn
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@Viridiance96 Whenever a sentence opens AND closes with an LOL it deserves special recognition.
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@swiftmadness138 @BWalkerSEC WTF? Release a Whitney album on a streaming service in the 80s and you would see NUMBERS. People got up off they couch to go to a record store and buy that womans album. Not teenagers clickin “Buy” on their parents phone. Swiftmadness indeed.
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@WalkerStalker18 @Bywas2008 @Wizarab10 @EvrybodyHatesAP Dude shouldve got control of his woman wayyy before she swung. He got the nap he deserved. Wish there was a female there to put her to sleep as wel. This guy showed great restraint.
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@successiongifs The Queen said it best.
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@bballbreakdown Nah the refs weighed my dudes shoes down they said
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@JefePil Love DJ, but I really want to see Daboll get to pick his own guy to go to war with.
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@GeoRebekah @RepMattGaetz They Say: This cant be true or he would be in jail. They Also Say: There is a secret cabal of Dems performing rituals and trafficking children.
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@OsFan892 Nothing like ole reliable!!
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@pugmane This one was too easy.
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@NlCKBOLTON @5Jayo1 @CGJXXIII They really holdin onto some hits after coughin up the ring?? Wowwwww. 😂
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@minakimes You dont have to go until you get in the shower!!! Its the warm water!!!
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@fkatims Who calls it “The NY Transit”? Someone who doesnt understand how convenient the subway is bc they have prob only been to times square
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@katienolan And there is another witch secretly controlling it all...
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@starkmanalex3 Whitney Houston. She was the best and could have been even more. Very sad to watch it happen.
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@clrkszn BGs face is the best part. Real time "HOLY SHIT"
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@rBillSimmonsPod its definitely possible Billy is a sit in the corner kinda guy
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@fuckyouiquit Anyone tweets a 10k’er its an immediate and easy unfollow.
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So Kendrick Lamar is gonna throw together some weird, corny track and rush it out? Then of course you all “He dropped again omg hes a boogeyman” “Did you hear that a minor line hes such a genius”. Take a deep breath. These are all trash.
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@Oluwamhayor7 @dillondanis She is not gonna let you smash bro….actually she might, nvm carry on.
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@BidenHQ These days, High School football legend Al Bundy could get elected to Congress.
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@JoyAnnReid @SenMajLdr It takes time to write an important bill like this, unless its repealing landmark healthcare legislation, in that case grab me a napkin and some lipstick!!
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@SNYGiants @NYIslanders Backups are gonna go the backup arena to be fair. 🤷
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@McBuclovin @minakimes Plane has wings and flies from place to place. RPO Speedwagon was a killer band back in the day.
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@alexafiles Jeter cashed out one hand late damn…
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@TheDougRush @GQSports The NFL aint a fantasy draft. Teams could say “DHop didnt wanna play here. He wanted more money.” It works both ways, focus on Tennessee bruh.
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@RpsAgainstTrump That he wants us to think he is some Johnny Cash “man in black” character but in reality someone told him black makes him look slim (they lied)
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@VanLathan Going with the old head
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@patroklov it took an insane unpredictable stroke of luck to stop it. And he was still in striking distance
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The ole “are they buying this?” side eye at second 42 of the fake tears. #rittenhouseisguilty #Rittenhouse
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@thall767 @BarstoolBigCat He wants to sit in that room and get paid to play video games
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@AlexJWeitzman @JFTrumm @myullz @RyanBartley She is recording her workout. Amazing thats the first question you asked.
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@JomboyMedia Love the local broadcast completely ignoring the K Zone. “Borderline low” “May have caught a tip of the zone”. You mean a strike, just spit it out. 😂
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@KnicksMuse @TalkinNets I thought they were moving to Vegas now that the Liberty are the 2nd biggest tram in the city?
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@TaylorLewan77 How bad does that diaper stink be honest?
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@VersatileTitan @minakimes Astros Twitter needs a year long sabbatical.
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@DBro_FFB How he thinks he looks and how he looks in reality:
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@nfldraftscout Yet they refuse to call Lane Johnson for going early on every other play. Its crazy to watch
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@SeanYoo this is some west 4th type ish.
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@alexpicciarelli @JamesConner_ You hit the nail on the head. Other jobs where you take others lives in your hands (Drs, Pilots) require YEARS of training and simulations. These guys get a few months and are handed a gun. Not to mention their word immediately becomes the truth over anyone else.
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@NBA_NewYork its a small thing but im so happy my PG doesn’t wear giant bellbottoms and weird sweaters.
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@DennisDMZ Jesus what a crash landing for this guy.
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@rodimusprime George spends the winter months in the Summer Isles fosho. My man.
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@Giants @dunkindonuts “Who?” Justin Tuck “You right” 😂😂😂
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@TalkinBaseball_ Baseballs right now:
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@Chandler_Rome @Buster_ESPN That they are a sub .500 team who has won 2 games in a row. Where are they exactly?
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@movieboy69 Numbers Schnumbers, it will never ever be the best.
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@NbaWoody After dealing with Sixers fans you guys have been a pleasure. And much respect to you all for filling up your home court
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@jowrotethis PTSD from a TV show. That is extraordinary television.
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@TalkinGiants Lifetime contract. Piece of the team. Freeze tag will be part of next practice.
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@NBA_NewYork These guys are in a bad place.
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@DJAceNBA if I an a bartender in Cancun I am hittin him with a pump fake handin him is first drink, just to see if its that easy.
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