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i'm gonna rewatch the last kingdom from the beginning. i shall livetweet here
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the gag is…. it was brilliant.. like so unbelievably looney toons stupid it cant possibly work but it absolutely almost did
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i can never look at a shot from this scene without thinking of that split second where ned thought loras was giving the rose to him
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alys not being an eva green femme fatale witch but a trailer park snack lady witch making her little potions and cracking her little jokes and concealing all her ancient horrors and knowledge. need her bad i fear
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for a split second it seemed like daemon was telling willem blackwood to go seduce the bracken. like that was a weirdly loaded interaction that made me remember daemon was bisexual
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alicent: do you think of me capable of such naked deceit?
rhaenyra:
rhaenyra: .. do i think of you naked?
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why did she waste her money on bad plastic surgery when it could have gone to acting lessons
Zoë Kravitz at Tiffany & Co. Lock Event in West Hollywood 10/26/2022
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without fail
What’s a random tweet that pop up in your head and have you dead every time??
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not only is this absolutely not true, they were also counting down for sophie to turn 18 so they can put her in a rape scene so who cares anyways
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i understand that HOTD is a fantasy show but there’s no way i’m expected to believe that jace, baela, and rhaena are all just magically happy and not all about to burst at the seams with the insanity of their individual positions but having to keep it all suppressed
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i mean.. paul was meant to be a girl, intended to be married by thousands of years of cosmic predestination, forced to be enemies, stabbing as a penetration metaphor.. this was built in the ao3 factory
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isnt it insane how rhaenyra (unintentionally) recreated her own situation with jace— he’s her heir but she quickly remarried after his father’s death, immediately had more kids with a more “legitimate” claim than his which puts him and his siblings at a similar risk as her
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@saintaemond
like.. syrax isnt any more of a battle dragon than sunfyre, her ass is a show pony too
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they’re rly gonna shenanigans and hootinany their way thru this war
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alys being over 400 years makes me feel indescribable levels of nuts cus what do you even MEAN she’s older than HARRENHAL, older than the targaryen dynasty, than the DOOM OF VALYRIA. was this her land, is she the ghost of high heart, why the old gods, IS SHE STILL ALIVE
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i personally havent forgiven jason mamoa’s insane comment about getting to “rape pretty girls” when asked about what he enjoyed about playing drogo at the s1 panel of GOT for comic con
What's the worst thing a celebrity has done but everyone has seemingly forgotten?
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do you ever think about how jon/sam would be the dominating yaoi ship of our time if sam wasnt fat
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crazy how luke got THAT at storm’s end and jace gets to meet his lesbian auntie and get a whole ya summer (winter) romance arc at winterfell
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“i thought dragons was gods”
“it’s just meat”
ooohhhohooo targaryen exceptionalism you are DUST you are NOTHING
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sorry to the green boys but there was a special kind of of detestable yet pitiful twink magic going on with harry lloyd’s viserys that cannot ever be replicated nor excelled
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i truly think game of thrones’ lasting legacy should be how it managed to get some of the best casting finds for small/supporting roles and managed to waste all of them (stephen dillane, ian mcshane, pilou asbæk, tobias menzies etc)
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aemond wearing his eye patch wasnt to keep from scaring the girls, it was to keep the girls from losing their dignity around him
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cannot emphasize enough that viserys just didnt give a shit that his son was blinded
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first of all if vhagar was a human, she would be character actress margo martindale so lets start there
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it’s not that it was a bad PR move, but criston’s dornish genes kicked in at the sight of a dead dragon and he got too silly
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a massive (homophobic) portion of fandom viciously bullied her over it and said that she was “preying” on emma by saying all of this, the way they bullied emily. i’m genuinely not surprised that olivia pulled back a lot considering how bad her mental health got
olivia cooke during season 1 press: alicent is a LESBIAN she's in love with RHAENYRA and she hates men
olivia cooke during season 2 press: yes she's always had a crush on crispin <3
WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
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the real answer to why the HOTD targs boys dont look like this is bc they’re before the Blackwoods entered the gene pool
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people really want alicent to passively accept that her suffering doesn’t matter and that’s an insane expectation to put on someone. because saying “just get over it lol” means that all she endured was pointless and her suffering had no payoff
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this is so funny to me like imagine one day your coworker just squares up on you bc upper management is in shambles… like, bro, what about our shared smoke breaks :(( i made chicken parm for lunch the other night you said it was amazing :(
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fascinated by the brains of people who genuinely thought that GOT’s writing only got bad in s7/8 when theon’s entire reek arc, some of grrm’s most haunting chapters of the novels, was treated as an excuse to crack jokes about theon having no dick
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helaena and aegon grieving the same and neither wanting their baby to be a spectacle, but cannot even speak to each other. i’m sick to my stomach
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"aegon and viserys would have been hostages to the greens" SO YOU AGREE THAT THEON WAS A ALSO HOSTAGE TO THE STARKS AND OWED THEM NO LOYALTY AND ANY AFFECTION FOR THEM WAS A FALSE ILLUSION OF COMFORT BC NED DEF WOULD HAVE KILLED THEON IF IT WAS ORDERED
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im just saying if anyone wants to start the revolution in tampa by setting the confederate flag over i-75 on fire...... that'd be a great starting point (trust me this fucker is MASSIVE)
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really extremely dont want nettles to be daemon's kid for a LOT of reasons but primarily bc it erases the core thing that makes her so interesting- she is the most Non Valyrian (in terms of physical identifiers, name, upbringing), and still tamed and claimed a dragon.
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and like her, he’s hyperaware of the position this puts him in (knowing he's a bastard) despite his parent’s assurance that everythings fine, nothing to worry about
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and the fact that he only did this with the sole intention of exposing her identity to ruin her reputation to twist viserys’ arms into giving her to him as “damaged property” so no one else would want her? and this was viewed as ROMANTIC?? tells me everything i need to know
Idk how is Daemyras got surprised with chocking scene after THAT happened. Do I really need to explain what can happened with young lonely woman in flea bottom? Daemon just left her there, half-naked and without money even, HE DOES NOT CARE :'(
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ned is just like viserys if he favored jon as his son out of guilt for lyanna’s death and then proceeded to functionally ignore all of his other children despite keeping catelyn pregnant and also left the succession up for debate between he and robb bc he didnt want to choose
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in ep 1 when people were calling it romantic and hot when daemon put the necklace on his 14 year old niece
what was the moment you realized that the 90% of hotd fandom lacked media literacy?? personally for me it was when they misinterpreted criston's "as your protector" response to alicent demanding him to take lucerys' eye, when he was actually refusing to do it💀
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daemon sexually exploited his vulnerable young niece and abandoned her in a dangerous part of town where she had never been before, just to get one over on his brother, and yall were like omg male wife 😍😍😍
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the phrase "targaryen succession crisis" is funny bc it implies that it only happened like once and not like every 30 years
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alys has an etsy storefront selling bracelets made of bird bones and bottled potions thats not fda approved
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i knew that evil little man was holding her back
Sophie Turner to star in psychological thriller ‘TRUST’ from director Carlson Young, who recently helmed rom-com Upgraded.
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but like how funny would it be if luke survived somehow and jace gets home a month later like man u wont believe the trip i had!! i brought back souvenirs!! n cregan was sooo nice and luke is like bitch i almost DIED
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rhaenyra, on paper, IS usurping baela and rhaena’s inheritance to cover up her mess. and that kind of hypocrisy would be a great thing to explore with her character. and the writers not doing that in favor of it appearing that she’s The Good Guy to fans is just bad writing
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sara snow 🤝 alys rivers 🤝 nettles
best girls about to inspire the most abysmal discourse u will ever see on this here bird app
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“asoiaf book purists” who skip catelyn, davos, brienne, damphair, sam, sansa, maybe arya too and also wanna lecture about people not reading the books
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like what was the point of hinting at jace having anger issues over being a bastard if none of it was gonna mean anything. what do you mean baela and rhaena are fine being expendable and cast aside in favor of their step moms kids
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i knew hotdtwt was fundamentally different from asoiaf tumblr when that person who suffered from chronic pain made a post about aemond’s injury and his potential chronic pain and people got like EXTREMELY mad at them about them because “its not that deep” and dogpiled them
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they very much did kill jesus
What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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show!jon was written for men bc for absolutely no reason at all they decided he’s “the greatest swordsman in the north” with literally no proof whatsoever. in the book he’s just so incredibly mid at everything BUT thats the appeal cus he keeps trying to be better
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how are yall this deep in asoiaf content and still cant grasp that it will always be about mothers… the tragedy of a king told through the eyes of the mother who put a crown on his head… guys this is text book motifs and narrative devices
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and yall wanted her and jace together? them poor chilldrens would never stand a chance
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sansa was 11 getting beaten and stripped naked in front of court by kingsguard, while her 14 yo brother was leading armies and her 7 yo brother was ruling winterfell and her 9 yo sister endured horrors beyond comprehension in harrenhal. luke shoulda just gave aemond the eye
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they rly tricked me into thinking helaena would have a personality but instead boxed her into the bran stark school of “i kno everything that’s gonna happen so theres no point in me having any free will or motivation to do anything bc it wont change anything”
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why does it feel like they did this to alicent bc the general audience couldnt handle an ounce of her complexity so it was just easier to just capitulate and walk everything back like “ur right, she was never deserving of sympathy or understanding, here’s our meta apology”
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this random artist makes a bunch of fanart based off russian models and now its everybodys problem
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aemond: venting to alys about the drama between his sister and his mom
alys: sounds like they were in love
aemond, learning about the concept of lesbianism in this very moment:
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bran stark really was 7 years old running winterfell as a disabled child and commanding the respect of everyone around him, hosting feasts, learning the political situation of the north, and endured a hostile takeover. when i was 7 i was getting car sick on road trips
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Ewan Mitchell’s co-stars on The Last Kingdom talking about his ‘mysteriousness’
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the micro-expressions, the eye-acting, the diction, that’s a character actor in the making baby
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i love all the “alicent is dumb” “alicent started the war” totally forgetting it didnt matter what alicent said or did, the green council already had plans to in motion to crown aegon regardless of if alicent was on board or not
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“rhaegar hate is so dumb” he had a son named aegon and named his other son aegon.
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aemond holding wine, getting punched, shoving jace, whilst not spilling a drop, and giggling about it.. oh i’m twirling my hair ur honor
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im cryin after that comment about rhaenyra, alicent rly made that man go to bible study and wash his mouth out with soap
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Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Destiel confession
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if they cast someone as alys who looks younger than aemond oh you WILL be hearing from my lawyers
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i think the insinuation from rhaenyra that alicent hasnt “suffered” or “sacrificed” enough as she has is a pretty interesting read on how rhaenyra truly thinks about alicent and what she’s endured
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genuinely dont know how anyone views daemon as anything other than a loser bitch. like annoyed that rhaenyra isnt done grieving her son (a week after delivering a stillborn). and then the first mission he gets he fails so bad bc knows he cant fight aemond evenly and a 6 yo dies
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and its just bad writing to posit the greens as the fucked up family with all the issues and tb as the side that’s all pleasant and Nothing’s Wrong Here At All Everyone’s Happy :) bc it would mean that rhaenyra’s actions (no matter how justified) would have to be criticized
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bless his heart, he sweet but he simple
“No living dragon could match Vhagar for size or ferocity, but Jace reasoned that if Vermax, Syrax, and Caraxes were to descend on King’s Landing, even “that hoary old bitch” would be unable to withstand them.”
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alicent and aemond falling out after storm’s end and never quite repairing their relationship before he leaves… but alicent still having all the faith in the world that he will rescue her
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when stark yaoi takes over s2 and everyone forgets daemon is even a character its gonna be soooo funny
“What kind of question is that? Who wants to be a Stark? We’ve got dragons and blonde hair, we’re the best! Targaryen all the way baby.”
“It’s the same with The Greens and The Blacks. No, no, no, there’s only one side to be on and it’s ours!”
— Matt Smith at LA Comic Con
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cryin that the whole “no one knows how old she is.. she could be like 60 or smth” like no we’re committing to folk tales, ghost stories, and spooky magic
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is aegon a reflection of alicent’s trauma and destruction of innocence? sure. but is he responsible for bearing the brunt of her unhappiness and trauma simply as existing as a result of that trauma? absolutely not.
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maybe im boring but the prospect of aemond crippled by being in love with alys is way more entertaining to me than the worst possible book option of him abusing her
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the idea of sansa ever needing to redeem herself for being a child-to-teen prisoner of war and exploited by every adult around her
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jace telling his mom he’s worried about his position as her heir and her not even thinking twice before choosing addam over him was just diabolical and i just know jace cried so hard he threw up
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hotd is gonna quickly become the stark show once cregan and the winter wolves show up idk what to tell you
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like this whole story is about legitimacy and misogyny and questioning primogeniture, but for the sake of convenience baela and rhaena are okay with being used and passed over? i’m absolutely not having it
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i think what’s more is alicent resents aegon for not blindly obeying her as she did otto. she cannot cope that he is not the same as her in that regard. when he asks for love, it feels silly and stupid bc what good will that do. otto did not give her love.
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im not team green or black bc i’m a grown adult who knows how to interpret the overall message of what this story was meant to convey and i just like a lot of the characters on both sides. that being said, the aggressively team black people are just weird
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im not really sold on why (show) rhaenys would side with rhaenyra
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the harrenhal arc has made previous daemon haters genuinely enjoy his story and most people hate it, incredible
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jace better fix this posture before he meets cregan if he dont wanna get clowned
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just realized they’ll have to one day show aemond in battle armor… twitter better reinforce the hatches and flood insurance
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when i said that rhaenyra was repeating the same cycles in jace as viserys did with her i got death threats.. look at us now, rhaenyra giving jace the same “dont worry ur my heir” response to valid concerns about a similar unstable position viserys put her in
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the thing that always gets me about That side using cersei’s walk of shame as an appropriate punishment for alicent is that even in the text, that punishment was wildly disproportionate to what the “crime” actually was that she was being punished for: adultery.
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i love a fucked up family as much as the next person but maybe aemond just loves his mom bc she’s the only one that’s ever been on his side. i wouldn’t call that “mommy issues” as much as loyalty to the parent that loves you
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thing is, as far as the show goes, aemond accidently causing luke's death and gaining this EVIL ERA reputation which is only kinda half true but not really, and then meeting a woman who also happens to have a bad reputation which may no be true also is what ROMANCE is built on
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i refuse to get involved into any discourse surrounding aemond or alicent because its pointless. i really dont want to engage with people who think that children who experience trauma should just 'get over it' bc 'its not that deep'. like ur opinion just doesnt matter to me
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