Mean Gene Cousineau
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If Dan Nainan👌
and my girl😍👰
both drowning😱🌊
and I could only save one😤😬
Catch me at my girls funeral😔👻🌹
Eatin 7/11 sushi😏💯🔥😎
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Season 19 of Criminal Minds:
Hotch:"The unsub murders people with dead goats."
Morgan: "Babygirl, I need all dead goats within 30 miles."
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@afosma
Garcia: "Uh ur in Nebraska there's ten million dead goats."
Reid: "Narrow the search to dead goats that were also apart of Benghaz
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Seven years ago every other tweet was like this and this website was so much better for it
[in crowded elevator]
Me: *unzipping backpack* is anyone allergic to bees?
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Can anyone explain who this fucking guy is and why I see him everywhere
I am not part of Deep State. I want that on record. I knew this was all going to happen and tweeted about it because I met a very important person in this world on an airplane and we became friends. I really can’t talk about certain things anymore. Family members think I’m crazy.
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*Next ep*
Cop: "We have a guy who's killing hookers"
Reid: "His mom left when he was 8 and he choked small animals."
Cop: "Okay.."
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How'd prime Bron, Wade, and Bosh lose to 32 year old Dirk and 37 year old Jason Kidd? IN SIX
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Criminal Twitter Minds, Pilot:
*Morgan walks into the room, discovering a dead body*
*shakes head* "Who did this fam."
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@AndyTFE
I disagree. I’m lighting the entire thing on fire at my presser and then WD’ing from the tournament.
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@afosma
Hotch: "We have to find the hacker group Lizard Squad."
JJ: *extremely Hentai porn voice* "Hi-" *the hackers sprint into the room*
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@damienredicamn1
Would love to see what some of
@KevinOConnorNBA
colleagues think of this
@ChrisVernonShow
@BenjaminSolak
@SheilKapadia
@SeanFennessey
@ChrisRyan77
@theStevenRuiz
@JustinVerrier
@BigWos
@loganmmurdock
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In 10 years, Beliebers are going to be able to vote. Yeah. That's a thing.
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Hey everyone, stop RTing athletes/Celebs opinions on the Trayvon case. The fact you think they know a fucking thing about law makes me lol.
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Can’t believe that a South African would do something unsavory involving a person of color
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Man Tiller needs to put out some new music so I can hurry up and not listen to it
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@RonnieRadke
Absolutely! Everyone should google “Ronnie Radke Domestic Policy” to learn more about your positions on domestic issues!
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It pisses me off how scared the fella on the phone is, you've got your girl there and your kids upstairs - man up and protect them.
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Lmao this is literally the only time in my life I've ever liked Chip Kelly
Chip Kelly and reporter have a back-and-forth on Kaepernick's activism (via
@SakamotoRyan
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@vodkalemonades
YES oh my god. It’s so annoying especially when I’m running. If I can pull my dog to the side despite her protests you or your spouse can do the same under your own free will
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@hello__caitlin
They’re gonna be even more horrified when they cook it and taste how shitty it is!
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Joseph Addai averaged 1100 Yards and 10TDs a season his first two years and then absolutely fell off a cliff
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Can’t believe that a South African would do something unsavory involving a person of color
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@bflip33
@benchmarkpol
huff posts poll aggregator has pretty much had him in a decline since his judge comments
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Saw a girl post on Facebook about blowing her boyfriend. Sweet. Awesome. Wanted to know that. Super interesting. Enjoy the future abortion.
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@TylerIAm
“Lisa what’re you seein?”
“Yeah I dunno, hearts breaking I guess? Fuck you want me to see?”
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"It's simple...when god-" -Ray Lewis. Done listening.
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@john_priani
@Zilliamson
@jvolk2
@ShitPussiesSay
I have Zach's phone number. Would you give me an HJ for it or what?
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@GriezmannFan_
@Zilliamson
Dude what did you do to piss off every soccer player in the world. And by world I mean not America.
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It’s Kevin Ware and idk that there’s a close second
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Jake Tapper is shooting 100000000 this election cycle
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@Zilliamson
@UberFacts
This is more possible than you think. That's less than twice an hour. The fuck else is there to do in Brazil anyways?
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Laughing at this rewatch of the Strapped: Iowa.
@ngschuNLU
was delayed in Minneapolis for like 11 hours when he could’ve just rented a car and driven the 3.5 hours to Des Moines
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If you voted for Trump you're only allowed to eat Mexican food from Chipotle that's the rule
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This is really powerful. Warren has to be the most underrated candidate in the field, the debates will do her a ton of good.
This story from Warren, connecting personal hardship, a warm anecdote and public policy is some rather remarkable politics
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If my kid acts like most 14 year olds do today they're getting the dog shit beat out of him. What a bunch of faggots. No offense to gays.
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@Taniel
@Shemia_Fagan
Wish I was more surprised. It’s why I bucked my union and voted for
@JamieforOregon
in the Dem primary.
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@beeadoresyou
@THATSH1TTYGUY
No, you -choose- to do drugs. If I become obese from stuffing my face with lard it's a disease too then, huh?
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I work at a country club. This is completely accurate.
When Trump says "locker room talk" he means *country club* locker rooms. You know, where out-of-touch, old, privileged white guys hang out.
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The great part about the
#mydepressionlookslike
is that it shows depression isn't just "feeling sad". It's so much more complex.
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My QB double cheeked up 😤😤
“Strongest I’ve seen him, both mentally and physically.”
The latest on 12 from GM Chris Ballard:
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@NathanSummers10
@KennyDucey
@CauldronICYMI
@hayden8tor
@RealKingSaling
actually not surprising he's a terrible NBA coach he's barely there
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