Neil Schuster
@ngschuNLU
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Co-Founder & Merch Czar for Pro Traj Holdings LLC (aka @NoLayingUp); Former free lunch aficionado @Google, #GetInvolved
Joined April 2010
Official Pick: Rory McIlroy to win the 2024 Masters. I’m not going to lie, I was on the fence this week, but my team and I have been on the phone all day with our vendors making last second arrangements for food, tents, extra pool packs, and security. The block party is on
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The real ones know this isn't the first time a Viktor has come across the North Sea looking for a win.
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The scoreboards aren’t temporary. That relief is a disgrace. Period.
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Can we sub in that Japanese broadcast crew for the back nine?.
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Back at it today with a new office buddy (Little Pete). After 3 weeks off, Nelly Korda 11 majors prediction looks prescient, people are jonesing for block party invites, & everyone is going to be staring at the sun today. Feels like a good time to check back in!
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Count it: 501.2 miles for the year! . The year of reaping has come to a fitting close. #Dub
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Faldo: "no chance from there" . Bryson: "hold my protein shake".
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@NoLayingUp @chambleebrandel The survey results mentioned in bullet 7. Would love to compare audience feedback notes @chambleebrandel
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Lawyers, Guns, & Money just came on in the coffee shop while waiting. The word is out. Strapped is back!.
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The Venom Express pulled up to the Killhouse today and Coach Rice even let me tag the bus. We like that! . Good luck to The Rattlers in their first tourney of the year next weekend in Myrtle Beach!
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I'm not gonna lie: I went for a run, met a friend for a beer,and walked with the dog. Had a nice little Saturday going! And then, I come back to Rory on the first page of the leaderboard. I'm unprepared for it, but I'm fired up to see the block party organizing on it's own!.
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Update: A feral dog has been spotted out back eyeing the grill (hangs in the woods by the soccer field). Called animal control and moving everyone to the front/cul-de-sac for now. We are monitoring the situation.
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His first tee heart rate data is being monitored closely somewhere but that information is classified.
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Everyone's hyped to ogle at girthy Bryson (as am I), but I will be following Jimmy Walker's driving stats closely this week. Is the steel shafted driver a potential big right miss antidote? Who can say, but I'll be monitoring the situation. .
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Two weeks from today, I’ll be hiking 100 holes at @SweetensCove to raise money for @yocgolf and their mission to make golf affordable for ANY kid that wants to play. We will be shooting a @NoLayingUp film room episode of my day and below are 3 ways you can support me:
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There is a 1000% chance that @TronCarterNLU did this to me during our childhood. Sadly, I don't have any footage.
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Xander is circling the block with a paintball gun. Might start peppering the bodega windows. #loitering.
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I get it. Everyone’s a little zooted but the party goes on. Probably didn’t need those brownies. If you need to lay down, there’s a couple couches in the basement. I’ll be here until the end.
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Adam Scott dressed like he's going to play croquet in East Egg this afternoon.
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Joe Greiner taking control in 11 fairway. I love it. What an awesome team.
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Charging into our honeymoon and marriage this week. Thank you for all the kind words and support over the weekend. #AnimalShirtMonday .9 for 10 in 2022
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I don't say this lightly, and I mean no offense to anyone or any season, but THIS is my favorite episode of Strapped we've ever done. I believe it's Mr. @DJPie's opus. See you at 9pm EST.
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It's November. why won't they turn on the fire in Butler Cabin? Missed vibe opportunity.
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Update: A couple Dads got in fight. Cops en route. Time to call it. I’ll be loading stuff back into the garage if you need me.
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I'm disappointed that most of the field stuck with outfits from this morning. What am I supposed to talk about now?.
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The gig might be up for Rolex's creative agency on retainer.
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I think @ShaneRyanHere may understand Strapped better than I do. Thanks for writing this. It was really fun to read.
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With @BigRandyNLU out west, someone has to pick up the slack. We appreciate TC stepping up to fill the void at the Killhouse.
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Bourne marathon on AMC today. I should have known Cantlay had more important things to do on Masters Sunday.
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Come thru! Everyone come thru!! All are welcome (@NoLayingUp @BigRandyNLU included)!!! . Local high school band just rolled up. Block party is lit.
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Expecting a big crowd at the block party this weekend, so we brought out the bigger rig. Rory's in 2nd, and this is a proper pack. I will also be vigilante about "latch security" this week. I like Rory's chances vs. the ice!
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As requested, here are some screenshots of John's Year In Review (I believe it's his 20th edition too)! As someone trying to get better at tracking stats, this has to be a gold standard. I don't think they are available online, which makes it even better!
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LOVE seeing the R&A rules officials hold the line on this Xander/TIO situation. "I'm not quite comfortable with you playing a reasonable shot from this bush." . Hell yes.
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Poured a whiskey and fired up Finding Forrester tonight. Seminal flick for me. It sparked a desire to go to NYC for college. Sir Sean Connery will be missed. I’ll have to get a viewing of The Rock in tomorrow!.
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Just cleaned out the grease trap and shut off the burners. Going live shortly: check @NoLayingUp for link.
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Trying to keep a good attitude as I watch the paper plates and trash blow all over the neighborhood:
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We’re off to a hot start. Animal shirt Monday’s: 1/1 in 2022 (I know it’s Tuesday…picture was taken yesterday). Check out our annual goals podcast for how we did in 2021 and what’s ahead in 2022:
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The Bubba, Koepka, Hovland feature group is presented by Mugato. some tough pattern/color combos out of that trio. I'm surprised one of them isn't experimenting with a piano neck tie.
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Did Spieth consider how bad this striped shirt would clash with the red plaid blazer? Is he working with Under Armour design team to troll us at this point?
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We shall live under par this week even if we feel under par the next:
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I would also like clarify that my college football team was not terrible…our record was terrible. And I will not be answering questions on this topic at this time!.
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I'm gonna be honest, I snuck out to play golf this morning. Thought I left the block party in competent hands. Now I feel like Billy McFarland running FyreFest 2.0. Not good. (You can sign up for the NLU Magnises card here: .
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We’ve been informed this promotion is known as 'ambush marketing' and is 'highly illegal.' Therefore, we will be suspending the program immediately. I hope to see @NoLayingUp merch at Tour events (at your discretion), but legally, The Merch Czar can offer no reward. #TooInvolved.
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I like what I see Pieman…I’ll come down shortly, just need to finish these brownies.
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Will the Strapped Boys play blue line to blue line, adopt a plumber mindset, and find out where Mama keeps the peanut butter? . Or will they get face washed by the Low Country in a round 1 Gongshow? . Tune in tonight to find out!.
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Episode 1 of Tourist Sauce Season 9: Australia premieres tomorrow night (9pm ET on the @NoLayingUp youtube channel), I put together piece highlighting a few of my favorite pictures from the trip (and included a few bonus images below as well): .
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Ya hate to see it moment of the week is brought to you by Walker Hayes. CBS halftime show getting vaporized by amp stack right behind them is cracking me up!.
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I would like this to be entered into the record in advance of this weekend's festivities!.
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Whatever you can get your hands on and hurry…Need help on the smoker. Big turn out today on Rory Ave. today!
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Soly trying to sneak back into the block party. Just a small gathering in the basement right now, might take it out to the cul-de-sac soon. Stay tuned!
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Flip on coverage yesterday and first shot I see is Spieth’s ace. Flip on coverage today and first shot is Lord Tyrell almost whiffing a 5 wood in thick rough. Shots on opposite ends of the spectrum but equally entertaining!.
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PSA: For those that are wearing @NoLayingUp gear to a professional golf tournaments this year. We want to reward you! Details below. #GetInvolved
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Mr. Dahmen will not* be getting a 30% off discount because that would be Ambush Marketing. #HighlyIllegal
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I’d like to make a statement at this time: . The #Strapped bylaws from the #CSuite clearly state no free golf can be set up in advance, & nothing free was set up in advance. There was no impropriety on the part of my associate @BigRandyNLU and I. The defense rests!.
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Sorry for the delay (been getting steep on some Birdhouse renovations at Sweetens Cove). The @NoLayingUp Tourist Sauce Comment winner for episode 2 is below. Best comment each week wins a @PreProGolf rangefinder! #GetInvolved
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Why is a weather delay the only time we see re-runs of last year’s tourney? Why not re-run these final rounds on golf channel (or other streaming service) on Monday or Tuesday of tournament week? Please “you don’t understand TV contracts” guy, enlighten me. .
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Mr. Landes, who's lived at the far end of the cul-de-sac for 36 years, is not happy about the 2pm block party. Just got a smart phone, so he could keep up with neighborhood gossip on these NextDoor and Twitter websites his daughter told him about (alias @BigRandyNLU).
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