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I stopped saying ‘I don’t judge’ a while ago cos I was acc lying looooool I’m very judgemental ibsr but it’s justified.
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Instagram has gone to sh*t. I barely see any of my friends content anymore.
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I promise you, there’s not a single person on this planet that met Drake at Scorpion.
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Alicia Keys is a classically trained pianist who has written/produced a large portion of her entire catalogue. To say that pretty privilege carried her is wildly disrespectful.
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This lockdown has dragged so much I’m even bored of food. Tired of cooking and junk food doesn’t appeal to me anymore at all.
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Miguel and his wife realised the streets is cold and went straight back to each other. They did the right thing 😭.
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One of the best parts of losing weight is getting your face structure back.
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America PR was strong when we were younger. I dreamt of living there and now I can’t think of anything worse 😂.
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Nope. I don’t travel with ‘we’re only sleeping here anyways’ merchants.
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When you both don’t wanna go home so you end up going to multiple places.
In your opinion, what makes a date really good?.
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Low maintenance friendships really are a bit of me. I can’t deal with people that always feel some type of way just because we haven’t spoken in a few months or so.
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Gyms are soon gonna enforce a no recording policy and at this point I wouldn’t even be mad at it.
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I can’t lie I really don’t like sleeping in other peoples houses. I will always find myself home. Nothing beats sleeping in your own bed.
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She has an ear for hits and let the songwriters do what they do best. This might sound mad but music is suffering now cos a lot of artists are so hell bent on writing their own music lmao.
Hearing Rihanna makes me realise how much we’ve lost quality in music. All of her songs are straight bangers.
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Lizzie needs to hold tight until her diamond jubilee. I need that 4 day bank holiday weekend pls.
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Can we have an ethnic breakdown of this survey please?.
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Nah I’ve been seeing people say Love Island should air at 8pm and I absolutely agree. This 9pm stuff ain’t working for me. I’m normally ready for bed at that time.
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‘How’s work’ is genuinely a question I don’t like being asked. I spend 5 days a week doing the job, I deffo don’t wanna discuss it during my free time 😂.
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Not drinking water as an adult is very embarrassing I can’t lie. That’s what you should be drinking majority of the time.
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I remember years ago Next sales used to be serious. One time my mum had us up at 4am 😂.
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We need this four day working week in the U.K. fast because I literally blink and my weekends are over like wtf.
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I’m not the same person I was a year and a half ago loool COVID and lockdown really changed me uno.
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I can’t believe someone already said ‘one Liz in, one Liz out’ skskdk bye man 😭.
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Molly Mae has done a very good job of distancing herself from Love Island looool. I even forget she was on the show sometimes.
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If any of your ex tings from East London suddenly pop up, air them. They don’t want you. They want your hot water.
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Afronation posted a Black Lives Matter statement and somebody said ‘black pockets matter too’ 😭.
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I can’t lie the older I get, the more lateness annoys me. It’s not cute. It just means you don’t respect me or my time.
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I can’t believe the day after New Year’s Day isn’t a bank holiday. Wdym I’m back in the office tomorrow 😭.
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I don’t enjoy being the only black person in any space loool I’ll be real I find so much comfort in being around people who look like me.
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Non-blacks 🤝 mentioning BLM unprovoked when raising awareness for causes concerning their communities.
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I am crying I just saw on TikTok one babe went ice skating at Winter Wonderland. She gave her Balenciaga trainers to the staff and they gave her Primark plimsoles back 😭.
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Once again I do not identify as Black British pls. I am Black in Britain.
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Agreed. This doesn’t apply to ticket inspectors tho.
Job shaming might be one of the most distasteful things someone can do.
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I’m so glad Misha B is finally ready to talk about her experiences whilst she was on The X Factor. It’s fuck Tulisa and Louis Walsh forever for accusing Misha of being a bully and complaining she was ‘too competitive’. That moment literally tainted the public’s perception of her.
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Yo where is the new presenter at? I’m just deeping we haven’t seen her since day one😂 #LoveIsland.
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I’d be the worst ticket inspector cos I’d just let everyone off. Who has tiiimmeeee?.
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Calamari is nice but it’s so hit and miss. Most restaurants don’t get it right 😭.
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I’m sorry but ASAP Rocky and Wiz Khalifa should not be headlining any festival in 2020.
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I find it so jarring when people see you out on your story and say stuff like ‘what no invite yeah?’ looool pls leave me alone man. When I see you out and about enjoying life I don’t bother you.
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Crap parents are given far too much grace man. Everyday the child who didn’t ask to be born must be the bigger person. Bye man.
I don't know who needs to hear this but forgive your dad and fix things with him.
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Overly sexual games nights were fun in uni. I’m a big man now. I don’t care who eats ass pls pls. Let’s play Twister.
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Listen everyone should keep striking. I’m here for it. Let’s bring this country to its knees.
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Shopping in Primark on a normal day is hell. Imagine what it will be like when they re-open with a mad sale and ‘social distancing measures’ in place? 🥴.
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One thing I’ll never understand is how people miss their flights. Especially repeat offenders. Like where is your sense of urgency?.
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Jacques and Luca’s friendship is weird. I do not wanna be mates with my babes ex.
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Stop posting pictures of your children wearing their school uniform. Bare creeps out there, you have no idea who’s keeping tabs. It’s very dangerous.
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Keeping up with messages is an extreme sport. I don’t get vex when people don’t reply to me because I get it. It’s so long loooool.
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We. Have. Heard.
hotel sex have you doing it 30 times in one night 😂 gotta get ya money's worth.
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Best thing about WFH is shutting down your work computer and jumping straight into bed. Sorry but I never wanna give that up 😭.
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Listen if you’re in a relationship you best hold onto that. Whoever said the current dating pool has piss in it wasn’t lying.
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Are we really friends if you can’t address an issue that you have with me?.
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This idea of a black James Bond is so forced. He should remain a white male. Can we just create original black characters instead pls?.
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DPD is an excellent delivery service company man. I even smile when I get a text to say my package is with them.
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‘You’re in their contacts’ on TikTok is funny looool pls a lot of those ppl should delete my number.
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Cheap hotels. If you’re one of those ‘but we’re only gonna be sleeping here’ type of people, stay away from me.
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Telling someone you’re sexually attracted to them but not romantically attracted is a huge blow looooool yikes man.
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Don’t let anybody convince you that arguing/drama is normal. It’s not. We are adults. Cut off anybody who disturbs your peace.
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I just remembered the whole Aunty Boots scandal and I can’t believe that happened this year😂.
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I act like I’m okay but deep down I just wanna quit my job and live off vibes instead.
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I can’t lie Kaz wouldn’t be that annoyed if Tyler didn’t do up all that ‘I only have eyes for you’ chat when he entered the villa. He could’ve just grafted her without doing all that. #LoveIsland.
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Not getting tested before you go out is bad enough but testing positive for Covid and still leaving your house is absolute madness. Selfish as hell.
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I’ll say it again, people who love tings too much (both men and women) are the worst folk to have as close friends.
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I hate that events and parties on Sundays are a thing now. We need to go back to Fridays and Saturdays only pls. I’m begging.
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Make Love Island white again man. Now we all bout to get hit with this RICO charge after Dami fucks up tonight.
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Victoria line really is the best line on the Underground. There’s no filler. Every single stop makes sense.
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Women 🫱🏾🫲🏽 suddenly remembering they like you as soon as they see someone else is interested.
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I really wish the open plan kitchen trend would die. I definitely prefer the kitchen as a separate room.
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Certain kinks just don’t make sense to me looool like how did you even discover someone kicking you in the face turns you on? 😭.
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Second hand embarrassment is deffo worse than first. I hate feeling shy for other people 😭.
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I remember seeing Ed Sheeran for the first time on SBTV. That acoustic version of You Need Me, I Don’t Need You is even miles better than the album version.
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I like Zara man, she has BALLS. How can she walk up to Ellie and say ‘I know who you kissed tonight’ 🤣🤣🤣 #LoveIsland.
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Adulting really sucks because you can’t even be spontaneous with your mates anymore. Everyone is busy.
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Telling black men to cut our hair or saying you prefer it low with a fade is very problematic. We’ve finally started to embrace our hair and I love it. Leave us alone please.
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Bare ppl graduate and don’t get on the corp ladder for years. Securing a job straight out of uni is an achievement in itself.
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Man are approaching 40 still talking about clubbing, sex and gyal on podcasts looooool Uncle go and start a family man.
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It’s not even just about money. Be generous where you can man, God will bless you.
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Loooool because of one small whine? 😭.
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Rich aunty at 25 babes aren’t for me man looool pls the women I like dress like a [redacted].
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I respect Renee’s transparency about her BBL. Pride would’ve stopped a lot of other influencers from being honest about the cons of surgery.
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BBC should never split EastEnders into two episodes on Christmas Day ever again.
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Jordan deffo would’ve picked Tanyel if Shaq and Tanya weren’t doing up Oprah Winfrey and Gail King. Kmt. #LoveIsland.
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Celebrity and influencer culture is slowly dying. This year a lot of people finally realised most of them actually have no substance.
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Every January ‘gym heads’ complain about new year new me ppl in the gym as if they weren’t beginners once upon a time lmfao.
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I don’t like mixed messages. We’re grown. Can everyone just be straight forward pls?.
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Life is so expensive the only solution is to earn more money loool I’m never gonna put a cap on enjoyment.
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I’m not jealous or possessive but I’m also not laid back loooool just don’t be stupid, and there won’t be any issues.
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Nah man this is genuinely disturbing me. Being trampled to death is acc such an awful way to die. All because they wanted to enjoy live music.
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I honestly thought Emeli Sande would have a similar career trajectory to Adele. 2012 she was literally everywhere. Every time I turned the TV on she was singing Read All About It 😂.
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