ianaxx π
@bloaxkiana
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Joined March 2018
Yβall I just accidentally flushed one of my airpods down the toilet now Iβm watching it move through the pipes on Apple Mapsπ.
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Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart. 9 year old me:
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hotel sex have you doing it 30 times in one night π gotta get ya money's worth.
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F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead.
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Men will break up with you because they wanna work on themselves and the work is literally another relationship.
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one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months.
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Once I touch my bed, chances are 90% that all plans are canceled π.
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imagine if covid didnβt happen wtf would life be like rn.
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i remember i stole my mom car π I came back home and she was standing on the porch so I kept goin like i ain't see her πππ.
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cheating donβt even cross your mind when you got who you wantπ.
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toddlers after they learn how to take off their own diapers
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Nah if you go to the gym AFTER work you strong as hell π.
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All couples should buy a set of boxing gloves, and spar at least once π.
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your childhood wasnβt lit if a dresser or tv never fell on you πππ.
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y'all ever delete a friend request and they send it again like bro i said noπ.
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Clear communication so u don't waste each other's time >>>>.
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Apple be like βhigh volume may damage your earsβ ok? i donβt care.
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when you eat an edible and it donβt hit you so you eat 2 more and then they all hit you at once
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youβre suddenly the bad person when you return the same energy π.
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@ysmammri Peter realized Stevie gets a kick out of Lois getting hurt so this is how he chooses to bond with him
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HEβS FOLLOWING HER SPAM, PRIV, AND MAIN ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ.
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You never realize how crazy you really are till you fall in love π.
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why my girl started crying cause she couldn't stop cheating broππππ.
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My body count 2 call me childish idcππππππbody count matters boo.
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so real ππππππ.
heβd have to find a new btch and im so serious.
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a nigga will cheat on you , get caught, and not trust you.
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bruh πππππ.
omg i hate my pssy so muchπππππππ.
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youβre suddenly the bad person when you return the same energy πππ.
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got picked up from my lash appointment with flowers in the passenger love my babyβ€οΈ
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Sucking titties be so awkward, girls donβt be saying nothing just be quiet probably thinking βyea nigga you my sonβ.
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Females be like β I was sleep β stfu you was with that niggaπ.
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should i take her advice yes or no?
cheating is wrong but did you try cheating?.
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i be tonguing down them chickfila sauce packets i canβt lie
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I wish I could move on fast like yβall I be stuck on 1 nigga for years ππππ.
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As an eater, marrying someone who canβt cook would really destroy me.
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Having pictures of your ex in yo phone is extremely weird when youβre in a new relationship. people are insane.
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HELL FOR YOU LMFAOOO bye i never !!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£.
cheating is wrong but did you try cheating?.
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