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Shacarri Richardson said you don’t know what people could be going through when you see them accomplish things. That’s one of the reasons I don’t understand people hating when people post their accomplishments. You don’t know the hell they went through to even get there.
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Can’t wait to tell a girl I got us floor seats tickets to a basketball game and watch her face when it’s a WNBA game.
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Why would I give you $150 cash for $300 in food stamps? Sound like a scam.
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When I get a house I’m getting this lawnmower. It’s $900. You draw your yard on your iPad or cell phone on the app and the lawnmower follow that perimeter and cut it.
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So a customer was quoted $1200/night to stay at the Hilton Garden Inn Hotel in Killeen, TX since this winter storm, so they set it on fire. Hopefully no one got killed or injured.
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The front being the trunk probably saved them. Had the engine been in the front they’d probably be gone too.
How Ruggs and his passenger survived 156 and walked away from it in this is wild. The whole front end is gone.
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I only have two rules on my significant other’s tweets. Don’t disrespect me by entertaining another nigga’s DMs, don’t be passive aggressive airing out your grievances with me thru subtweets but won’t call or talk to me about them.
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Y’all be tweeting based on what you think your followers would agree with like they pay your bills, I’m crying.
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@Rank_Jenson
Apply for auto financing with your bank or a credit union to see what you’re approved for before heading out to the dealer.
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Eat these RT
@MahlissaJayde
: Fellas would you change your ladies tampon/pad for her while she's pregnant ?
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If you’re single, eating out and grocery shopping cost the same monthly.
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You in geese business
Now where the hell would geese be flying to at this time of night??
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Gotta slap this down on the dinner table and the first one done, correctly don’t have to pay the bill.
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Ghosting should give you a clear indication that they no longer fuck with you. Only way you crying about it is you’re used to begging/manipulating/proving yourself to people to fuck with you. And that’s peak low self esteem behavior.
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Y’all friends ain’t ya friends if they don’t notice an unhealthy pattern with your life and make you face the mirror so you can fix yourself. Dangerous to have a bunch of yes men/women in your circle.
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"Black Lives Matter note found at Twin Towers on 9/11"
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Deep Ellum not worth getting hit by a stray bullet because a loser who have nothing going for himself want to shoot up a place.
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Men control who get pregnant so we can’t be mad if she keep it, should’ve pulled out.
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There is no chip shortage, car dealers are just riding off the price gouging of the one month shutdown in 2020.
What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭
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Some people don’t want to cook on vacation
People stay at hotels for that weak ass breakfast? And ice? Lol do grocery stores not exist on trips😂
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A significant other understanding you needing “me” time is important.
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$23.43/hr should be the minimum wage according to the national average of a one bedroom cost three times, since that’s what you have to make to apply for one.
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We living it
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If I date a woman with kids I don’t want her baby daddy around at all, that’s my family now.
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@TheNikkiRosa
It will drop for about a month for closing an account, then it will rise because you paid off a debt.
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He went and performed the diss right afterwards to a sold out crowd.
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A lot of people got addicted to going viral, so they forever chasing that high by tweeting bullshit.
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Lake Lanier is haunted. Don’t know why they just don’t drain that spot.
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Lmao they said no way you commoners should get $2k/mo for at least six months. Open this shit back up.
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I need to live in that last pic.
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If your man can’t pick you up, how he gonna save you if you pass out?
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Ciara already said you have to act like a wife to get wifed. They want to act like Lori the whore hence why they’re alone.
Lori Harvey is what y’all looking up to? I’m going to need Ciara to give y’all that prayer ASAP
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You bank with Wells Fargo in 2023 after all the crazy stuff they’ve done in the last five years alone, you deserve whatever happens at this point.
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They not going to believe you when you say Walmart used to be open 24/7
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Mental illness
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Ever been single so long you dont feel like even pursuing a relationship because adding another person seems to be a burden to your freedom?
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Women really believe men have it easy because we don’t complain constantly about everything.
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Wow. Say “Hey Siri, 17” and watch your battery gain 10 percent of charge. Clutch.
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In Europe, family time is valued more than what you do for work. That’s why they’re happier.
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Everybody know that, why do y’all deflect when people say something about anything y’all do?
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So baby daddy’s do be cock blocking by not picking up their kids lmaooo
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Women will relocate for love. I don’t know too many men that will do the same.
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You bad vibes.
The beach is not fun. That activity is garbage. Idk why ppl hype it so much
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@lilduval
You still have to be inside but I don’t see it actually working out because they’ve been having problems due to roads always having to be worked on, the truck would malfunction.
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The people who be the problem in their relationships never take alone time in between relationships. A parasite always need a host.
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